Jorge wants to be Hardcore

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Jorge: Quiere ser hardcore y su mama no lo deja.
George: Wants to be hardcore and his mom wont let him.

My translation may be rough, its been a while since high school Spanish.


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    Grandpajoe

    hmm babel fish is wrong i think cuz what i got for a translation doesnt make any sence…
    “it wants to be hardcore and its breast does not leave it.”

    wtfunk

    Your translation is correct, iZombie.
    Also…I must see that video.

    EpicFail

    dude,i thought you were mister espanol…

    Dreth

    iZombie’s translation is correct, babelfish’s literally correct, however the little douche looks even more pathetic on video so I go for “Jorge no puede dejar de ser marica”.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrNocvntY-M

    The show is extremely pussified, she whines that her son is behaving not so good (oh my god, they’ve called her from school four times) yet she spoils him. So then he goes “if you let me be hardcore I’ll do good in school”. That’s the severity of talk-show crap in South America.

    And no, Laura En America doesn’t count, that shit features people living in cardboard boxes yet they sneak in some kind of crazy invisible camera to catch an ugly man trying to hit on a 12 year old that looks like 32.

    Btw, I’m not being racist, anyone that has seen the show would tell you the same thing.

    neekbunny

    Reminds me of the A.F.I song “I wanna get a mohawk but my mom won’t let me”

    RSIxidor

    What’s with the fucking Madonna song?

    dongraft

    That’s why I dont like being chilean.

    dongraft

    dev.cl/funciona.dev Worse one!

    dongraft

    Sorry about the last one
    dev.cl/2ve

    hell

    that is SO true, the ass-kicking, wtf yelling, and fucked up drama in that show is priceless.

    The basic situation is: mum is dating X, X is not working and mum works, and while X stays in the house he cheats on mum and the lady who is fucking is in love with and is the wife of a drug dealer, X tries to rape the daughter who turns out to be a slut who fucks everyone else but X and one of the guys who actually fell in love with her, sells drugs and is fucking mum.

    or somewhere near that, the ass-kicking in those shows is extremely funny.
    you only hear beeep in most of those shows
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYCTd0oahb4

    oh and screw jorge, he just need someone to whoop his ass.

    adagium

    It seems that in Republica de Chile, “Hardcore” means to be Emo so that lardass Jorge wants to be Emo, how he plans to do it?

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