The Legend of Barack Obama

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The Legend of Barack Obama
In logging camps throught the United States, a tall tale is beginning to spread.
I heard his father came over here on a rowboat using just one arm! He used the other to salute the flag the entire trip.
When Barack was just a boy, he made his classmates weep with his hopeful and rousing recitation of the alphabet.
“A, B, C, and D together with E, F, and G can bring us closer to H…”
I once saw him plug every loophole in the Illinois tax code using just his fingers and toes!
Don’t forget his trusty sidekick, Freedom, the talking bald eagle that lays eggs filled with love!

Basically outlines my belief in Barack Obama.


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    diabeetus
    ohmybob

    Yes.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    I heard he was born in a mental institute and sleeps only one hour a night.

    el_metal

    i heard he was a pretty cool guy, and doesn’t afraid of anything.

    Max


    what you did there…. etc.

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