“Wife on a Lease”

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    titanzero

    ‘kin goths

    bob

    Can I lease her when he’s done? She’s not much of a looker but any chick that’ll walk around on a leash would certainly make daddy a sammich after sex.

    Q-delta

    That is so awesome! I want one too!

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    It would be funnier if she were black

    Kaze

    :

    Suprise suprise, a Goth who feels “victimized”.

    Error401

    Bet she packs the strap-on at home.

    Ando

    Goths. Pretending that the ugly is intentional.

    She’s got a face like a pig and he looks like he should be wearing a grubby mac and staring lovingly at trains.

    Spero

    @Kaze – I almost shat myself when I read the article. The whole situation leaks awesome at the seams.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    That stupid fuck wouldn’t know what to do with a vagina even if all the therapy his parents paid for to cure his homo actually worked.
    And she’d probably look a lot better if he hadn’t used all her makeup.

    natedog

    :
    ‘pretending that the ugly is intentional’ is pretty fucking funny.

    and isn’t that the little curly haired girl from the old pepsi ads?

    clawoo

    What a terrible waste of a perfectly good set of boobs.

    Spero

    agreed x10, clawoo

    Brushaway

    hmm i wonder what the lease IS on one of those

    RSIxidor

    Looks like all you need is some crack, to me.

    jessica

    It says they live on ‘benefits’…is that the English equivalent to welfare?

    Spero

    Well, they’re obviously friends, so I’m guessing one of the ‘benefits’ is a leash.

    njch412

    Fucking freaks.

    They live on benefits and want to start a family………common fucking sense people, common sense. If YOU (not the government) can’t feed them, don’t breed them.

    thesixthsentinel

    *sniff* *sniff* Makes me miss my bitch… umm… I mean girlfriend.

    j_bryon

    Freak On a Leash

    Zephran

    Nice. Not even going to wait a day after you see it to repost?

    (Also, not a repost from MCS.)

    Rawr

    lease?

    like renting your wife?!?

    dekay46

    i’d hit it.

    thesixthsentinel

    “safety of the other passengers”…? That’s a pretty bs excuse…

    chaingunner

    Women on leashes? Novel idea.

    OR

    HEY! UR DOIN IT RITE

    Ando

    @ clawoo
    Agreed. She should kill herself and write ‘tits’ on the donor card. At least then it might not be a complete waste.

    Caio

    I’m having a Kids in the Hall flashback.

    RSIxidor

    Now you’ve gone and made a funny

    Zansatsu

    Goths are not freaks. We’re different. Just because something is different doesn’t make it freakish because you have to consider what one person considers normal while another doesn’t, but it doesn’t matter does it? It should. Because I could very easily call any “normal” person a freak. Regardless, it’s screwed up that they can’t ride the bus when what they’re doing isn’t hurting anyone. There are worse things than having a leash on your girl.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    “Goths are not freaks.” Yes, they are. “We’re different.” That’s an understatement. “Because I could very easily call any “normal” person a freak. ” No. Normal is the opposite of freak, by definition. “Regardless, it’s screwed up that they can’t ride the bus when what they’re doing isn’t hurting anyone” It’s a safety hazard. If there was an incident and the dumb chick did get hurt, I bet she be glad to sue the bus company for that, too. They’re poor losers on welfare who are looking to make a quick buck (or pound). “There are worse things than having… Read more »

    Lorfmachine

    Ahehahehaeha! ;,D

    natedog

    they didnt get kicked off a bus because the leash was a hazard, reboot.

    the bus driver was a dick, fo sho.

    but goths are freaks. and most would take it as a compliment, no?

    monkeybum

    goths ftl

    Ando

    They pulled this shit in Yorkshire. Generally speaking Yorkshire folk are uncomplicated, salt-of-the-earth people. Dressing like this in Yorkshire is like driving round the bible belt in a pink cadillac with “I want Jesus to fuck my ass” written on the side.
    They’re obviously just attention whores and whining about being oppressed by ‘fascist pigs’ is just a way to get even more attention.
    I hope they both die in a house fire.

    Caio

    ahahahahaha. ++ funny for the fact that they were probably talking in Yorkshire accents. Now I’m going to picture every goth as the colourful folk in James Hariot novels.

    Zansatsu

    Every culture has its idea of what is “normal”, reboot, therefore normality is a perspective of a person that is developed based on the culture they are part of and this even includes the ideas of what is normal within sub-cultures or groups within a larger culture. This extends to actions, ways of speaking, appearances, and so forth and so on. In this respect, to a Goth what is normal is the culture they are part of and not that which people who are not part of the group or sub-culture deem as normal. After all, not every person in… Read more »

    Phyreblade

    Kickin’ threads though…

    ROFL…