Anatomy Of A Douchebag

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(n) An individual who has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of collegues with no sense of how moronic he appears.


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    Proctojew

    Damn! I dont know this prick, but just by the sight of him and all the tell-tale signs of a douchebag, I want to bludgeon him with a tire iron.

    Alec Dalek

    It should be legal to beat on douchebags like this with a tire iron. Provided they meet all the necessary criteria, as an act of self defense, against douchebags.

    Alpha Harrison

    Now, don’t get me wrong, i’m pro-clubbing when it comes to dick-holes like this. But in England, our version (the “Chav”) group together (I believe the collective noun is a “shower of bastards”), typically outside McDonalds, and they always have older brothers, because there mum’s can’t keep their fucking legs closed long enough to close down that idiot factory she calls a vagina.

    It’s like fucking a bucket of hot water….

    tripolar

    Flex that tricep for the camera, douchebag . . .

    @Alpha:
    “. . . that idiot factory she calls a vagina . . .” is *perfection*. Reminds me of www.myconfinedspace.com/2006/06/23/vagina-motivational-poster/