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knogoodidleft
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cause you know, Mehmet Ali AÄŸca is outta the clink.

knogoodidleft
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oh, and if somebody wanted to they could still shoot the pope in his pope mobile..

Gilly
Member

You could just lock the door, screw with the ventilation and let him suffocate, too!

Hepathos
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I bet in action the back part can just lift off like a rocket.

J-Kat
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wow! i knew the pope had his own popemobile…but i didnt know it was a Mercedes…. nice.

RSIxidor
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Couldn’t you just roll some grenades under it?

Yeah, I think that’s what I’ll try.

Luke Magnifico
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Guys

He’s the motherfucking POPE

He could just fly away and shoot you with his eye lasers

knogoodidleft
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dude the way to go is in the clock tower down the way, with your choice of high powered rifle *any will work* make sure its not a bolt action, preferably a 10 round clip, but 5 will do. First wait till hes ~ 200 yards away, first hit the driver, then begin assaulting the bullet “proof” window.

Or you know, if your feeling lazy that day, RPG.

T G Geko
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Its bullet proof in that it proves theres a bullet by shattering.

Alec Dalek
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You’d think the day the pope got shot, there would have been a mass exodus of Catholics from the church. I mean they’re told the guy is practically a god. But hey, who’d molest they’re young boys then?

T G Geko
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AlecDalek: now with 100% daily value of ignorance and insensitivity!

knogoodidleft
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I thought the pope could just talk to god?

Alec Dalek
Member

You mean none of the clergy was ever caught molesting young boys? That never happened? Now who sounds ignorant?

Excelsior
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No, it would be concluded that the pope was meant to move on to heaven.

Logic never has, nor will, work with religious nuts

L_Tetris_Block
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Sieg heil to you too mister pope.

Luke Magnifico
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AlecDalek: The molesters are in the minority. Stop making yourself look stupid.

Smedlorificus
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I want to be the first openly atheist pope. Vote for me 2010!

asdf
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the pope of all the atheists? who would you talk to?

knogoodidleft
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pope doesnt have to talk to somebody, he can just have sex and live happily ever after. I will vote for you.

Smedlorificus
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No, the atheist pope of catholics. I shall have extremely strange prayer services. Like all good popes, I’ll also have a secret wife.

knogoodidleft
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oh, then don’t go openly, wait to get voted in, or however they do it. then be like, surprise, I talked to god and he told me, to tell you that he does not exist.

Alec Dalek
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I think anyone who’s handle is a “bible verse” has to be pretty stupid to begin with.

Sneaky Snake
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I’d imagine that the driver’s window is bullet proof as well; that, or Catholics are dumb as they seem.

Alec Dalek
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Based on how the light is reacting with them, it would at least appear that the windshield and the pope “dome” are made from different glass.

jhoelscher
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may tiki god rot in hell

Alec Dalek
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Uh oh! Look who’s ignorant now, “T Gay Geko”:

www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,,2236323,00.html

Smedlorificus
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Did anyone else read that Mother Theresa was actually an agnostic? I read it in a magazine called “Inside The Vatican”.

natedog
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This is actually Darth Sidious, and Annikin is his driver.

so leave the pope alone, or he’ll sick his sith on you