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Deuteronomy 25:11-12

Overreaction?

No one who has been emasculated by crushing or cutting may enter the assembly of the LORD.

Deuteronomy 23:1 (New International Version)

Remember kids: The words in the Bible are actually those of God, speaking to the Hebrews and taking time to add the junk-grab rule into the supplemental commandments that didn’t make it into the original 10.


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    Paul_Is_Drunk

    I think I quoted this in an earlier thread arguing religion. There some strange stuff in the bible, good thing people just repeat what they hear from people that do the same instead of doing any research themselves.

    Gary Generic

    I lost my religion when I was seven and I went to church and they handed me grape juice instead of wine. Bullshit!

    Phyreblade

    Ok, so now whos privates is she a’grabbin?

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    Modern Translation:
    “If two guys are in a fight, and one guy’s girl grabs her boyfriend’s opponent by the balls, her boyfriend must cut her hand off immediately. Man law. (insert chest thumping here)

    Phyreblade

    Sheesh. This really is a lose/lose for the GF…

    Caio

    I like this because at some point thousands of years ago something happened that inspired this.