I wonder how exactly that idea was pitched to her:
“OK Brooke, we want you to wear blue jeans, but we’re gonna cut them like cowboy chaps.”

Brooke: Won’t that leave my genitals uncovered?

“No, see, you can wear underpants.”

Brooke: OK, well, where do I put things if I don’t have pockets?

“If I say the first thing that comes to my mind, your father will crush me to a bloody pulp with his bare hands.”