Ha! My Mac Mini is smaller formfactorwise, cost a third as much, has 120 GB of storage and is an actual complete computer too. (Self-gift on the occasion of my 40th birthday this week.)

There’s something to be said for feeling old. Like, hey, you punks with your MyFace and whatnot, I was hacking before it was a dirty word, I remember replacing vacuum tubes in my family’s old B&W TV, so get off my goddamn lawn already or I’ll sockpuppet your blog and submit your URL to 12,318 SPAMbots and dDOS your sad little insecure Windows box until your HD overloads with Nigerian scams and goatse pics and the Fed decides you’re a terrorist threat. Yeah, whatever, txt me from GITMO and LOL there, you useless little desu shit.

Microprocessor-savvy Curmodgeonry: A mature attitude for the new century.â„¢