Batman Vs Shark

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    morbo

    “Robbin, hand me the Bat Shark Repellent Spray!”

    Netforce

    I think I already hear peta complaining.

    MagicFly!

    Hey tiki, i’m confused. Why when i was going to post an Animated Image there was a rule that says “[b]No animated images[/b]”, but now i’ve noticed that there’s a category called “Animated Image”?

    I’m not complaining about that, in fact i have some interesant animated images but i didn’t submitted them because of that rule.

    Phyreblade

    Well, I’d think beating a shark about the head with a batfist (even if it is ruining your favorite cape) does constitute cruelty to animals. I could be wrong tho…

    Dreth

    I know Batman wasn’t all that serious back then but this scene alone made me not give a shit about realism in Batman afterwards.

    And that’s saying a lot considering I didn’t mind having a bunch of supervillians run about with their gimmicks such as Riddler, Penguin and Joker. At least they kept it real, this fucking shark knaws on Adam’s leg and doesn’t even scratch the suit.

    Phyreblade

    But it was a bat anti-shark suit tho…

    Dreth

    Why would he use the Shark Repellent Spray then?

    Phyreblade

    Why you gotta ask sensible questions?

    Dreth

    Why ask why?

    Phyreblade

    Because.

    brutal_fashion

    this reminds me back when i used to watch batman everyday after school. wonder woman came on after…

    Anonymous

    “Some days are just not good to get rid of bombs.”

    Anonymous

    Commissioner Gordon: It could be any one of them… But which one? Which ones?
    Batman: Pretty *fishy* what happened to me on that ladder…
    Commissioner Gordon: You mean where there’s a fish there could be a penguin?
    Robin: But wait! It happened at sea… Sea. C for Catwoman!
    Batman: Yet, an exploding shark *was* pulling my leg…
    Commissioner Gordon: The Joker!
    Chief O’Hara: All adds up to a sinister riddle… Riddle-R. Riddler!
    Commissioner Gordon: A thought strikes me… So dreadful I scarcely dare give it utterance…
    Batman: The four of them… Their forces combined…
    Robin: Holy nightmare!

    Phyreblade

    LOL

    Wow.

    I almost want to shoot myself, twice, once in the foot, and once in the belly, for ever thinking something that corny was so cool…

    Gaexion

    Fonze jumps the shark.

    Batman beats the shit out of the shark hangs it off the side of a building and screams in its [ears?]
    “SWEAR TO ME!”

    Pants

    HOLY RUBBER SHARKS BATMAN!!!