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What would Neil Patrick Harris do?

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Admit it…the cheetah riding scene in the first one was funny as hell.


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    knogoodidleft

    Did Doogie Houser just steal my fucking car?

    I made some love stains in the back. You’ll see…

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    clooasauras

    more like what the fuck could he not do? i’ve seen like the first 20 min of it…it’s awesome…it has the Indian guy from white castle in it..

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    Howie Feltersnatch

    No, the cheetah riding scene was gay as hell. It was the dumbest scene in one of the shittiest movies ever. One of the worst jobs of greenscreening ever. If you enjoy Harold and Kumar and are older than 12, may I make the following suggestion: go to the nearest pound and adopt a cat. Why? Because this is the closest you are ever going to get to pussy in your entire life.

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    knogoodidleft

    Dude that movie was the shit, even if your sober when watching

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    vonDread

    Thank you Howie.

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    Stephy

    Howie, my guess is you’re not a stoner or you would’ve understood its not the quality that made it funny.. its the whole concept of riding a cheetah that made that scene the best!

    fuckit, the entire movie rocked! cant wait for this one

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    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    I’m sorry but anyone sporting the name Howie Feltersnatch can’t call anyone immature.

    The shitty green screening was part of the fun! Plus it’s a cheetah. And they ride it.

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    Howie Feltersnatch

    Look, FAGnus BUTTfucker, I don’t think you need to be making fun of anyone’s name. The movie sucked shit. Hey, here’s a clue: if it’s only funny when you’re stoned, the movie sucks. Proof? Your average stoner can get a good laugh watching paint dry. Everything about H&KGtWC sucked. Bad writing, bad casting, insanely bad production values, and very few laughs (of which a phony green screened cheetah was most definitely not one).

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    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Know how I know you’re wrong? Bobby Lee was in it and he’s funny no matter what.

    My name may be equally stupid but I’m not riding around atop of high horse calling people immature or 12 for enjoying a movie.

    Not everything has to be Citizen Kane or some PTA social critique aka how to be a faggy crybaby.

    btw: I know stoners who are doctors. That’s right, next time you go in for some emergency surgery you could have one of your hated and vilified potheads slicing you up. They’re good doctors too. Surgeons and such. In fact I know an orthopedic surgeon who grows his own.

    Harold and Kumar in no way suffered from bad writing or bad casting and I laughed all the way through. The production values are what’s to be expected from a movie like that (Cheech and Chong anyone?). I guess it’s a genre who’s merits are lost on you. Not because you’re in any way above them or their audience but in fact quite the opposite.

    Why does it always end up in a bitch fest with me? Is there some kind of soft delivery internerd context rulebook I need to read? I mean I think my first response was pretty tame and in good spirits and then BOOM! Howie has his period all over the place.

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    beep beep

    Wait, so is this movie out already or something?

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    El_Chupachichis

    I can has Cheetah ride?

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    El_Chupachichis

    Oh, and is he going to be straight in this movie too?

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    MoZ

    WIN: mAgnUS

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    Howie Feltersnatch

    Sure, not every movie needs to be Citizen Kane. And I like Cheech and Chong movies. C&C work because: the lead actors are excellent and understand comedic timing and delivery. Unlike these two random Asian actors they tossed into H&K. The scripts for C&C were generally well written, and contain actual jokes. And they worked well within the limited budget they had–they didn’t overreach to the craptacular set pieces and horrible greenscreening that H&K used.

    And Bobby Lee? He can be funny at times, but mostly (on MadTV) he’s just annoying. And he needs to keep his clothes on.

    H&K stunk.

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    tiki god

    zomg, how did I end up agreeing with magnus. this movies was serious lulz, and epic win, etc etc etc

    specially teh topless chicks. they were hot. I think. I really can’t remember, I’m always drunk or high when I see this movie. dammit

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    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    you always agree with me.

    you can’t resist my doggy style?

    no you hate my seemingly genuine anger and excellent delivery of barbs sharp and the teeth in an asian girl’s sideways vagina.

    Pour Howie,

    H&K actually had a decent budget. They shot the bulk of it at the University of Toronto. I guess that school looks like a crappy set to you? The points you cite or all subjective. There is no discernible rulebook to writing a good script outside of the fundamentals which H&K had. I had no problem with the actor’s timing. It’s not the best movie in the world but it’s certainly enjoyable on a tardly level. If you can’t access your inner tard then I cry for you.

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    Mikki

    I’ve never done drugs, I’ve never gotten drunk, I’m a reasonably intelligent person, I predominantly enjoy documentaries and foreign films, however I still found Harold & Kumar to be “the shit” as the kids say. I also get all school girl giddy whenever I see either Harold or Kumar in other projects (died of joy over House). I loved this movie. So, Howie, please STFU and GTFO.

    P.S. I can has Cheetah ride? made me lol, like, alot.

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    Mikki

    Oh God, I loved the trailer for this too.

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