Religions of the World According to Shit

Religions of the World

Religions of the World

Taoism: Shit Happens

Hinduism: This shit happened before

Islam: If shit happens, take a Hostage

Buddism: If Shit happens, is it really shit?

7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturday

Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder

Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I deserve it

Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock, “Shit happens”

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?

Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong

Atheism: No shit

T.V. Evangelism: Send more shit

Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit


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    Cue 20 posts from self centered Christians who think this is directed at them.

    The Lawnmower

    Old, but still funny.

    Alec Dalek

    You don’t understand, christians are being persecuted, even though they are in the majority and have more political power than any other religion. Why do you hate Jebus?


    Please stop posting stuff that directly attacks Christians.

    Alec Dalek

    Please stop posting stuff that does not directly attack Christians.

    Luke Magnifico

    Post stuff that directly attacks Christians at a much higer rate than the previous rate of Christian-attacking posts.


    OK, so just to be sure. We all agree that Christians are awesome and everyone else is going to hell, right?

    purple banana

    Lol, this poster is on my bathroom door.


    Wicca: Because you have this shit, somebody somewhere has no shit.

    Alec Dalek

    Going to hell? Not really necessary when religious retards go out of there way to try and make everyone else’s life hell. Like the more recent crusade launched on Iraq.

    Christians aren’t all bad. That bible thing they wrote makes really great rolling paper.


    hehe, im a catholic and i think this is freakin hilarious =)


    catholics are usually not ranting fanatics as republican jesus lovers are.


    @alek, just because a misguided bunch of neo-con fucks in the white house decided to lie us into war, does not mean that christianity is behind the Iraq war. and many christians are against the war.

    and who the hell rolls a spliff with bible pages anyway? do youuse tampon wrappers too? i bet that shit tastes nasty. wrap it in a blunt already

    or just smoke a bowl…


    so true

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