Lemon Suicide

Orange Suicide

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    Don’t do it lemon!
    [I can’t think of a good fruit pun to put in here]
    Um… Life is not as sour as you think?
    Thats terrible.


    He done got messed up with drugs, Had an affair with a lime, got in debt to the grape vine, and left many children behind, the sprite fund is now supporting them.

    Suicide is a permanent answer to a temporary problem.

    But this lemon done fucked up. t(` `t)


    BTW thats an orange

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    It is an orange. But he has lemonaids. So he’s taking matters into his own hands before word gets back to the grove that he threw his life away for 5 minutes in the back of a produce aisle with a rather disreputable watermelon. Ya you know what I’m referring to. Watermelons and AIDS. Don’t lie.


    Pure WIN.

    tiki god

    From fruit to racism in only 5 posts. Is this the essence of humanity?

    Alec Dalek

    Watermelons are damn lazy! They can’t be bothered to keep their seeds separate from the tasty fruit. Some are even too lazy to produce seeds. I hate watermelons!

    Frank McColbert

    That’s not funny. My brother dies this way.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    “Is this the essence of humanity?”

    There’s a bottle of JD in front of you isn’t there?

    Alec Dalek

    You mean some people actually post on here when they’re sober? I’m scared now.

    Another round of booze for everyone.


    I’ll drink to that. There are two many angry people on here lately.


    And I mean “two”


    lol @ mAgnUS BUTTfoorson’s post, I did not expect that at all, very impressive.




    Moar lemon suicide at lemonparty.org!


    Anyone who can carve an orange peel like that has skills.


    anyone up for a drink of lemonaid
    ps: i didnt know thats how they make lemonaid (the drink)


    Job changes only? used to happen in? October or Janu?ary (after bo?nuses are paid)?.