Vita Raidum Suppositories

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    t-rex jesus

    Shove radium up your ass and you’ll be shitting out your lungs.

    A++++++ would buy again.

    egnilk66

    “Radium” sounds too much like radiation to want to put it up my ass.

    Ben1605

    Probably because it is radioactive egnilk :p

    Ando

    FYI that box is big. Each one is the size of a melon.
    Very good for you though, so I’ve heard.

    Hepathos

    So if I put one up my Winnie-the-Poo, and tuch a random animal, I will gain it’s powers?

    Aristoi

    “Vita Radium Suppositories (ca.1930) – Produced by the Home Products Company of Denver, Colorado, these suppositories were guaranteed to contain real radium – and probably did.”
    www.orau.org/PTP/collection/quackcures/radsup.htm

    borandi

    All isotopes of Radium are radioactive. Radium is also over one million times more radioactive than the same mass of uranium, and it’s product, Radon, is also radioactive. First decay of Radium is the alpha particle, very dangerous to humans.

    Damn, physics was helpful for something.

    MrPsychic

    Only a few steps away from Head-On radiation… Apply directly to your skull.

    Billy Manic

    “For directions see other side.”

    *wink wink*

    Ok, sorry.

    Ando

    I wonder if anyone took them up on their guarantee?