This Is Sparta


I haven’t seen it yet because I was banned from my cineplex. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. I had to stand right beside these two fat, horse-faced lesbians eating each others tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling in the theater and these fucking bitches start bitching about having to wait when the movie is about to start, mind you, it was 11 and it was a midnight showing. It turns out they were going to see that stupid Jim Carrey movie 23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two bitches just exclaims like no one’s there “This is the wrong fucking movie!” I just had to do what I did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs “This is SPARTA” and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked, but about 80% of the theater started to cheer, and I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Charges are going to be pressed against me apparently, but it was worth it.

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    Alec Dalek

    Sometimes what’s really going on with those big fat horse faced lesbians is they can’t get men so they shack up to save face, but since they’re not actually gay, they have to go around trying to convince everyone what big dykes they are, in an effort to convince themselves. Or not.


    You are either too young or too dumb for the internet. Go away and grow up or learn about real human beings, or both.


    what movie waz he seeing?


    This is so old. If this is your first time seeing it, you should be ashamed of yourself.


    I thought this was some funny shit ibddq, nice find.


    Is it the assault, the misogyny or the homophobia that’s supposed to be amusing?


    Uh, maybe you should see the movie before posting such a stupid question.


    This was an LOL