paris hilton reading a book



don’t get me wrong, but I think this is hawt

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    Posted on July 9, 2007 ?

    tiki god

    I updated the FAQ just for you abigflea Check out the last item.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    tiki god is lieing,abigflea. tIME is an hypNO-ILlusion created by CEPHALPODS from an perpendicular (not parallel) universe. You, abigflea, are seeing the so-called “”future”” because you have been CHOSEN by the satelite VALIS, which is also JESUS, to see through …
    Paris Hilton is actually pretty hot when she’s reading a book and has her legs crossed.


    lol, reboot for those of you who don’t know what he’s talking about.

    i’d definitely tap that.

    Alec Dalek

    Judging by the ware-pattern (or lack thereof) I don’t think she’s actually read the first half. She’s just opened it to the middle and pretending to read in hopes of being photographed like this.


    Paris Hilton? Reading? A book? Sun Tzu’s Art of War? This is so wrong on so many levels…

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    Many celebrities are smarter than you would think.
    For instance Britney Spears is an expert in semiconductor physics.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    lol ‘Sun Tzu’s Art of War’: from the library of every dumbshit who wants people to think they’re smart.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    Right, magnus, the U. S. Army Command and General Staff College are a bunch of dumbshits.
    Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m being sarcastic or not.


    She must think it’s Sun Tzu’s “Art of Whore”


    Quotes from Sun Tzu’s Art of Whore:

    Whorefare is one thing. It is a philosophy of deception.

    Sex cums from finding opportunities in problems.

    We say: “Know yourself and know your whore. You will be safe from every S.T.D.”

    It does not take a big P3nis to win a reputation.

    Always press a desperate ho. This is the art of man-whoring.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    Art of War is for high school kids reboot. If the American Army is swearing by it then…well I’m surprised they ever win anything.


    “Wait, this isn’t a book on Sun Tanning.”


    Reboot, most officers in the armed forces are educated idiots.


    “Where are the pictures? It does say it’s a book about art.”


    IC no bukkake.

    beep beep

    The other day I saw a picture of Paris holding the Bible and some self-help book in a VERY convenient-for-photographers way (i.e. both book covers were facing the camera and neither book was obscuring the other).
    And no offense, but “The Art of War” is not that difficult of a read (enlightening, yes, but not very difficult). Now, if she was reading it in Chinese THEN I would be impressed; but I think all this is just a publicity stunt.


    Obvious photoshop is ooooooooooobvious


    I say she spent $950.00 on a book that said it was the art of war, and on the plastic wrap that she removed it said “Built in TV to fool the paparizzi! They’ll never know!”.


    Photoshopped to remove her ghastly twadge.


    Oh I see she’s reading her latest book The Art of Whore.

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