Wil Wheaton : About THIS long, and THIS thick

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He’s talking about conduit cables of course.


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    Howie Feltersnatch

    Wasn’t that like the second or third episode or so? It was the point where it became pretty clear that Wesley the Weasel would be the most annoying character ever. They all beam down to a planet where people “make love at the drop of a hat,” and when some hot chicks ask him if he wants to play a game, he goes, “Uh, there are some games I don’t know how to play yet.” Fag. At least later in the series he tried to bang Ashley Juggs, so the character at least had that going for him.

    Neuromancer

    Didn’t he get busted for fucking with plants? Just look at her! There would be only one thing being deflowered if I was beamed down there…

    Neuromancer

    @ Howie

    WAIT ONE GOD DAMNED FUCKING MINUTE!… ASHLEY JUGGS… was in a STAR TREK EPISODE!??!?!?!

    Yes I’m yelling… yes the caps are needed. WTF?

    kidneystone

    Was Ashley Judd, not Juggs

    Neuromancer

    Alright… Big fucking difference here.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Juggs

    So you see why I’m like WTF.

    So I’m trying to think of an episode where Wesley is trying to hook up with some brunette chick:

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_%28TNG_episode%29

    But its not Juggs… It’s Judd.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashley_Judd

    Fuck… Wesley was about to be the fucking man for sure… But he’s still just a bitch! 😀

    Anonymous

    kidneystone, this is an example of the Feltersnatch Filter. You may know of this actress as Ashley Judd, but Howie knows her as Ashley Juggs.

    MrPsychic

    Actually, he was talking about a baseball bat.