Internet Warning Labels

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That is not a real woman.
Real women do not call themselves “CumSlurper19”, nor do they send naked pictures to people they met five minutes ago

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 Use Extreme Caution when opening images.  Whatever you try, it is not possible to un-see something.

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 Don’t.
It was funny.  Now it isn’t. Get over it.

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 WARNING:
A number on a website does not translate into actual popularity.

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EXTREME DANGER
Someone has made pron of all your childhood memories.  And other people enjoy it.

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Do not attempt to use the web if you are over the age limit.  Newspapers are still being printed for your comfort and convenience.

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 DANGER
Reading online forums may cause irreparable damage to your faith in humanity

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CAUTION
Seemingly innocent words can mean things you  do not want to even imagine.

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 DANGER
Trying to hide this porn window will reveal ten far worse pop-ups.  You are advised to admit to your love for big-breasted sluts rather then risk appearing interested in gang midget bondage.


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    Anonymus!!!

    I love the last one. It speaks a great truth.

    anonymous

    But what if you like gang midget bondage? Not that I do

    Michele

    thats not what you said last night…

    anonymous

    ..that’s just because I wanted you to get on another midget’s back so I wouldn’t have to squat.

    Anonymous

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

    Axweildr

    Over 50’s are a bad thing, who the F* do you think built your new playground … ya schmuck

    phizzzi

    +1

    dope

    Cool!!!

    knoob

    that was great myspace really is stupid and people have thousands of frinds on there list they dont even talk to.

    Allison557

    I’ve sent pics to strangers after meeting them online. I get off on it, personally.
    That being said, MOST “girls” that do that I are definitely grease balls living in their mom’s basements still lol.

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