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    raptor jesus


    Jóhann Freyr Óskarsson



    Lol way to be angry 9 months after this was orginally posted.


    my word thats totally uncalled for dude honestly ur a religion hater what do u hav against christians


    even tho im christian, this is funny lol


    as if people take that offensivly, i am a christian and i think thats funny, sum uptite people huh


    i think that this is a descrace to mankind everywhere. it shows the true nature of people in our world and how they have forgoten what they are here for, and who they have to thank for it.


    yeah whateber babyfish…


    you are making fun of jesus? thats not very funny! its offensive


    Anybody who says this is offensive is an idiot. According to Christian dogma, Jesus WILL be right back. That’s why it’s a damn funny pic. Duh.



    yea, he will come back, its not funny tho, and uhh…wickedho, go to fuckin hell, even Jesus will agree and he wont think twice about it!!!


    i agree with u, babyfish, u r absolutely right man 🙂


    Wether or not it’s offensive, how can we call ourselves christians and go judge someone? Lets say he doesn’t know God? then He’s blind to the love of christ. And lets say He is saved. It’s still not right for us to judge him/her.
    brandon, what does it say in the bible? are we susposed to say who goes to hell or who doesnt? well the answer is no, but Jesus still loves you. And Babyfish, maybe this person doesnt have a relationship with christ like you have with christ. And no matter what, God will use everything, even bad, for good. so either way, it’s all good!

    mAgNUS Buttfoorson

    It’s very funny. Not as funny as the dipshit christian soldiers whining in the comments after though. I’m sure all us heathens will go to hell. And a guy in red tights with a van dyke will poke us all in the ass with a fucking pitch fork for eternity. That sounds quite plausible. No really. Not stupid at all. You guys enjoy yourselves when you ascend to the cloud kingdom. I saw the cloud kingdom once on a flight from Delaware. Some jerk was holding up a sign that read “don’t worry about hell, you pretty much just left there anyway”. I didn’t really get it at first but I guess in heaven they make fun of Delaware a lot.

    Oh wait..what? The guys on the wooden cross in that picture looks pure emo faggay.


    well, by the law of moses, ud be right magnus. by the law, we are all heathens and we are all going to hell, but thats where the Gods grace through Jesus Christ comes in.

    Whats so awsome about Christ is that He loves us unconditionally. That means he loves the preacher kid next door whos been saved for 16 years as much as He loves you. and no matter what you do He wont love you any more or less. And He loves you more than you can imagine.
    And I don’t believe because someone told me to, or cause I was brought up with it, but because I’ve actually felt his presence and He lives in me. Yes I know alot of people say it, but sadly enough only a few know it. I’ve literally felt all my sin being lifted off of me, and it was intense! I was like “I don’t know if I’m High or Drunk on Jesus, but wichever one it is, it’s good!!!”

    and the thing is, He wont come unless you call on him. If He would show himself to everyone, then everyone would pick Him. But He wants you to actually have a choice! He doesnt want to come into your life if you dont want it. but either way He loves you and will never leave you, and all your sins have been payed for by Jesus giving Himself on the cross. Jesus did this to show you how much you’re worth and how much He loves you.

    Now that your sin is already forgivin, it’s up to you to accept it…….or not….



    tiki god

    You must have skipped church on the day they were reading from the bible. The religion isn’t one of love, sunshine and rainbows. It’s one of killing your children if they fuck with you, killing your wife if she fucks with you, killing non-believers, and killing people who make choices that aren’t permitted by ‘the good book’.

    See here for a minor list


    Did Jesus come for belivers or non-believers? Did he come for the saints or for the sinners?

    permitted? don’t you know everything is permissible through Christ,Tiki God? It says that right in that “Good book”.1 Corinthians 10:23 “Everything is permissible,but not eveything is benificial.”
    so I hope those mindsets that have you believing that “good book” diferently then what it actually says are destroyed so you may actually live freedom and so maybe one day you may know all the love,sunshine,and rainbows that God has.

    P.S. Satan is the one who comes to steal,Kill,and destroy. Don’t let him.  He gave me genital warts last time I sucked him off.


    I think satan hates you, cause u know so much truth! Praise God!

    p.s.genital warts? lets hope there isn’t truth behind that as well!!! (:

    mAgNUS Buttfoorson

    Jesus is so forgiving and kind to a fault then what the fuck do I care if I go against his wishes or the the shit in the bible?

    According to you I could ass fuck Jesus and he’d turn around and hand me my ticket to heaven with a smile on his face.

    You’ve literally felt sin being lifted off you? I bet you literally hear the voice of God in your head too.



    whats it to you?

    schmite him all mighter schmiter!!!! how do u spell schmite? smite? schmite? well just schmite him…


    don’t you think we’ve all ass fucked Jesus in some way or another?

    How hard is it to believe in a loving God? Thats y it’s called unconditional love. I’m sure him getting ass fucked wouldn’t make him happy, but he would still love you the same. That’s what makes him an unconditional loving God.
    Everyone always says that. “Well God wouldn’t love me if I………etc” but whaT they don’t realize is that when you are saved, you are hit by the holy spirit so hard that you repent. repent is stopping your sinful ways and following christ. Yes we stumble along the way, and it could be a big stumble like fucking Jesus in the ass, but He’ll still love us.
    And he forgave all sins on the cross. the ones befor his heath and the ones after. that means all your future sins.

    And there’s only one way to find out if He’s real or not! and I know! everyone keeps looking for Him in the wrong way!

    look, I understand if you’re afraid Of knowing him. Cause your life will be radically changed and you’ll find new perpose in living. but if you want to keep living a broke,busted,and desgusted life, feel free. but I KNOW LIFE WASN’T MENT TO BE CRAPPY! and it aint!


    U fucking dick! How dar u take da piss out of chrisians, what if u wer muslim, u fucking stink!!!!!!! No offense to all pahkis, just somegirl on our street, Zakia, wow she stinks, makews u feel sick! Anyway, dnt b rude 2 christians, By Dickheadf

    mAgNUS Buttfoorson

    Hey Peter,

    Ask Jesus if he can teach you to spell.

    I’m sure with your obvious grade 10 education you’re taking breaks from a 7 figure paycheck type job to head over to the church beside Wall Street and visit with you’re buddy Jesus.

    PS: I’ve got God on the horn right now (head set so I can type. You should get one) and he says your stupid ass can feel free to convert to some other religion. He’s tired of Buddha making fun of him over the shit you do and say. In fact he’s saying you have a get out of jail free card for suicide if you’re feeling ambitious and his wrath was the only thing holding you back.

    Bye Peter…and I love you too. Do you feel my love?

    God is real

    All i can say is..if you so called “christians” think that a stupid pathetic degrading worthless piece of junk is funny do you dare call yourself a christian? God was ashamed humiliated and punished for nothing he was INNOCENT which for all you people who dont know what that means: it means he didnt do anything wrong so he paid the price for you and ur sin. If you are saved THEN Jesus will forgive you because if you are saved then you should know that if you dont forgive those who have sinned against you then God can’t forgive you. So don’t bad something if you don’t have the full understanding of it and just think its “cool” because everyone else does it. Some people might not believe that it happened or don’t believe in Jesus or God but let me tell you that he is very real the supernatural is more real than the natural and i dont expect some of you to understand what i mean but what happens in the spiritual is more real than the flesh.


    Great picture 😀

    Jesus sucks :O



    The bible is fake

    That is a hilarious picture lol


    This is a typical depiction of christ
    It also shows us what jesus would be saying should he be alive now
    these are the words that the modern youth use today
    Also the brb refers to him rising again
    thus proving that the jesus did actually rise again
    this picture is midly amusing but not offensive unless taken with a pinch of salt

    Some Guy

    I think there is a picture of a dead horse around here that all of you could beat if you wish.


    To those who wish to see non-believers as idiots, and see your religion as your souls eternal freedom from us, here is Kahlil Gibran’s take on freedom.

    And an orator said, “Speak to us of Freedom.”

    And he answered:

    At the city gate and by your fireside I have seen you prostrate yourself and worship your own freedom,

    Even as slaves humble themselves before a tyrant and praise him though he slays them.

    Ay, in the grove of the temple and in the shadow of the citadel I have seen the freest among you wear their freedom as a yoke and a handcuff.

    And my heart bled within me; for you can only be free when even the desire of seeking freedom becomes a harness to you, and when you cease to speak of freedom as a goal and a fulfillment.

    You shall be free indeed when your days are not without a care nor your nights without a want and a grief,

    But rather when these things girdle your life and yet you rise above them naked and unbound.

    And how shall you rise beyond your days and nights unless you break the chains which you at the dawn of your understanding have fastened around your noon hour?

    In truth that which you call freedom is the strongest of these chains, though its links glitter in the sun and dazzle the eyes.

    And what is it but fragments of your own self you would discard that you may become free?

    If it is an unjust law you would abolish, that law was written with your own hand upon your own forehead.

    You cannot erase it by burning your law books nor by washing the foreheads of your judges, though you pour the sea upon them.

    And if it is a despot you would dethrone, see first that his throne erected within you is destroyed.

    For how can a tyrant rule the free and the proud, but for a tyranny in their own freedom and a shame in their won pride?

    And if it is a care you would cast off, that care has been chosen by you rather than imposed upon you.

    And if it is a fear you would dispel, the seat of that fear is in your heart and not in the hand of the feared.

    Verily all things move within your being in constant half embrace, the desired and the dreaded, the repugnant and the cherished, the pursued and that which you would escape.

    These things move within you as lights and shadows in pairs that cling.

    And when the shadow fades and is no more, the light that lingers becomes a shadow to another light.

    And thus your freedom when it loses its fetters becomes itself the fetter of a greater freedom.






    Let me start by saying, I am an atheist and I think this cartoon isn’t funny. It isn’t offensive and it isn’t funny either. It is just an internet cartoon depicting the supposed death and resurrection of Jesus.

    That said, anyone who is seriously arguing the existence of God as a result of this stupid internet image needs to seriously get a life.

    I wish people would just settle down, believe what they want to believe, and stop forcing their beliefs on others. For crying out loud, this is the reason there is so much hatred in the world.

    p.s. I realize the irony of this message so you need not point it out 🙂

    p.p.s. People need to get a sense of humor. Sheesh.


    All of you need to eat lead.

    Do it, maybe youll die and everyone will be happy again befor your unfourtunate births ruined what was left of intelegent debates.

    ps. urallgay


    Grammar and punctuation are important urallgay. Please try harder.


    So is spelling.
    before* and intelligent*

    mAgNUS Buttfoorson

    Don’t forget unfortunate.


    Lol… can someone please explain how this is making fun of jesus?

    Jesus Christ

    Wow, I missed the LOLDRAMA. :3

    To all of the Christians whining and bitching:

    Okay, so say, hypothetically, God exists.

    Here my my question. I was told that no one believed Noah was telling the truth about rain because it never existed before the flood or something along those lines. So precipitation could not do it’s little thing and rain before then, right? So that means absolutely NO water on earth.

    Now enlighten me – If there was no fucking water for humans to live on, how the HELL did we stay hydrated before the flood?

    Now if I am wrong on any statement there, feel free to tell me. :3

    And another question – If Adam and Eve had kids and those kids inbred… Do you honestly want to believe that you are inbred? o_O

    Anyway, for all of those people that claim this is offensive – So what? It’s not like it’s going to fucking kill you or Jesus won’t LUV U NO MO for looking at it. Stop bitching. You bitch enough by kicking and screaming the entire way when we progressed out through history like, hmm I don’t know. How about condoning slavery, women’s rights, gay rights and accommodation other people into having a say on how the government is ran. How dare we want to be equal! =(

    Shut up. No one cares about your guy on a stick anymore.

    Every time I see a cross or that guy on a stick, I think corn dogs. Who is up for one? :3

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