we need an image for “not exactly safe for work”

We need a work-safe image for use in place of the text on all the “not exactly safe for work” posts.

The image should be around 700×700 pixels in dimension, just submit it as a regular image, mentioning somewhere in the post that it’s supposed to be as a placeholder text for the NESFW posts.

Also, I fixed a couple things to combat two issues:
Duplicated content on the second page
Slow as fuck MCS

If you have any future problems with the site, let me know in the forums, where we can verify what’s going on.

 

EDITED: you can tag them “NESFW Placeholder”



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    Korinthian

    Would it be possible to pixelate or blur the image in question?

    Maybe a solitary confinement door to go with the name of this place?

    WOOPIE GOLDBURGH

    IM A THUG

    HoChunk

    Wasn’t there a post ages ago where somebody shopped a bunch of porn pics into tasteful, SFW submission? Like a woman who appeared to really enjoy the banana she was eating? Something like that.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    quit your whining and enjoy it

    chick eats a sprinkle banana

    HoChunk

    You can do better than…oh wait, maybe not.

    Everyday Freethought

    How about one of the “Not Safe for Woona” pics out on the web. You seem to like My Little Pony.

    Luke Magnifico

    Any more suggestions like that and I’ll find you and brick you with a brick.

    Everyday Freethought

    Let’s see you try. I live in Austin. Want to come find me?

    HoChunk

    Why would he bother, since he already owns you?

    HoChunk

    [img]http://picturehoster.info/images/20298115633178335318.jpg[/img]

    HoChunk

    [img]http://picturehoster.info/images/17241847458533705478.gif[/img]

    WaltherKid

    I just submitted a NES. Someone else can shop “For Work” across the top.

    www.slashgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/nes.jpg

    purepolygon

    submitted this one. [img]http://mlkshk.com/r/MENH[/img]

    AustinDav

    Does it have to be square proportions? Wouldn’t banner proportions work better? Something that would catch people’s attention, but not take up the whole view?

    Korinthian

    I’m not sure that would be a good idea. People could simple mistake that for an ad.

    AustinDav

    Yeah, so maybe twice the width of an ad? Plus, there will be two or three per page on average; anyone who visits more than once will learn to recognize them. I’m just concerned that if a third of the length of the page is the same image you have to slog through, it will bore people.

    WOOPIE GOLDBURGH

    OWE MY BALLS, THE KING IS BACK AND YOU WILL ALL BOW AND SUFFER, AND EAT POOP. I AM THE KING WOOPIE GOLDBURGH. I WILL DESTROY YOU, AND I AM A GRAPE. IM A NINJA IM A HORNY NINJA. THIS TIME YOU WILL GIVE ME YOUR SHOES, I WILL LINE THEM UP AND YOU WILL POOP IN THEM, AND THEN WEAR THEM FOR THE REST OF THE DAY THEN AT THE END OF THE DAY YOU WILL TAKE THE SHOES OFF AND EAT THE POOP ON YOUR FEET. YUM YUM THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN PEE PEE TOILET HAPPY. IM FAMOUS SHUT UP.

    WOOPIE GOLDBURGH

    THE PURPLE EAGLES ARE NOW FIVE AND SEVEN, YOU ARE GOING TO EAT MY POOP. I AM THE KING WOOPIE GOLDBURGH YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER. YOU’RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS. I WILL DESTROY YOU. INVEST IN TOILETS ALL OF IT GOES TO POOP ON YOUR FACE. GET OUTSIDE NOW AND SCOOT YOUR ASS ACROSS THE FRONT YARD, YES YES THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TOILET HAPPY PEE PEE IN THE COKE. BALLS TO THE FACE WITH HIS FRENCH TOAST FEET.

    BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH

    dr.house

    This ?

    red alert

    WOOPIE GOLDBURGH

    THE PURPLE EAGLES ARE NOW FIVE AND SEVEN

    WOOPIE GOLDBURGH

    IM THE BOSS

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