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    Lamb

    A very solid pot holder, but kinda small,.

    Shanghai_Factor

    This isn’t /b/, gtfo with this cancer!

    WaltherKid

    a post-it. F*ck.

    bottlecap

    Packing tape…

    RSIxidor

    My laptop, attached to the dock and several cables.

    AppleSauce

    My girlfriend.
    I think she’d do well against 1 or 2 zombies, not a full flood of them tho.

    Puulaahi

    Katana

    Nimbo

    Another monitor.
    On the other side of that, another monitor.
    On the other side of that. closet door.
    But there is a shotgun in the closet

    przxqgl

    1st item: a bong.
    2nd item: a fresh beer
    3rd item: my stash

    bring it on, dudes… 8)

    DaAudiophile

    A pair of Sony MDR-7506 headphones….

    RSIxidor

    So your name is an accurate description of yourself? Bass rumble the zombies to death.

    Dooood

    Noice. Love those things.

    fortyseven

    A utilities bill?
    Oh fuck this

    RSIxidor

    Hey, you need power to shock the shit out of zombies, or gas to fry them, or water to drown them.

    dacrunch

    a bottle of HP sauce, a maccas cup…. or a pile of chip packets

    fortyseven

    >maccas

    australian?

    Chenoan

    I love our slang.

    DMYTRIW WDS

    Thankfully I’m on a laptop, so I can run upstairs and points this at my AR.

    DMYTRIW WDS

    img46.imageshack.us/img46/112/1283930485781.jpg

    OK, I’ve relocated. now the zombie apoc can start.

    Error401

    Nice. Spare mags?

    DMYTRIW WDS

    Only 7 total. And about 1,300 rounds. I have a few thousand rounds of 22lr also.

    It’s OK, I plan on just barricading my house and hiding in my attic with all my shit for the first few weeks.

    bfd

    Airsoft replica of my PPS?
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck!
    If only I could use the real gun on my belt, but there the fucking airsoft trainer is and now I’m gonna get nommed!

    RSIxidor

    Now it is a stack of crates filled with books and some transformers.

    riff.freelance

    Through odd coincidence my hand gun(sitting in the living room getting ready to be sent in for repairs), past that a pos drop forged katana knock off, and a home made cricket bat. While I’m not in the most ideal load-out I think I can handle it.

    hahncholo

    A bass guitar. According to L4D2, I’ll do pretty well.

    Mystik

    hehehehe… Scottish claymore… One weapon that has both a decent range as well as infinite reusability. Perfect for them zombies.

    SovietHolyman

    A Carpenters Hatchet and a Soviet Helmet

    wookie_x

    Directly to my left I have a camera and cold steel two handed machete. Yes, I keep it hanging next to my desk, by the door, in case of emergencies.

    annihilist

    A printer, but it’s a heavy mother. It could slush up more than a few rotten zombie brains, then produce some nice glossies of the event for posterity.

    Jicty

    It looks like we share a fate, not sure how fast I can swing it though.

    the.kenzo

    A PS3 Slim. Bring ’em on.

    Ando

    A framed picture of Casemods.
    fap.

    HoChunk

    Damn…a visage even zombies fear to gaze upon!

    figosound

    a bottle of water.
    full of it.

    Chenoan

    PILLOW FIGHT TO THE DEATH

    PatientZed

    An external HDD? Fuuuuuuuuu–

    ian356094

    MY HEADPHONES.

    FUCK.

    DaAudiophile

    We’re both screwed lol

    Donut Jesus

    A mike stand! Effective. . .

    asymon

    Dell mini tower PC.

    It’s OK, heavy enough to crush skulls.

    storminmormon

    a bottle of vitamins and a used coffee mug with a spork in it. I won’t last 27 minutes….

    Wychwood

    An empty coffee mug. BRING IT ON ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!

    th3j3ster

    My tiny router
    A large glass full of diet pepsi
    The add on MCS about Cats.

    Either way I’m screwed.

    RSIxidor

    CATS FOR GOLD!

    Alexis Rose

    A 14 year old wire haired terrier named Tramp…(I’m laying in the floor) oh boy…

    TGGeko

    Crap, Its just a laptop. Perhaps I can blog about the zombies.

    Gouki4u

    A stainless steel travel mug. Could be worse. Not much range though.

    Jesus Christ

    A large floor lamp. I got my laptop hooked up to my flat screen TV via HDMI cables. 😀

    HoChunk

    A binder clip. :/

    goatsgomoo

    Well, looks like I’ll be fighting off the zombie hordes with this wall.

    natedog

    notebooks and a notary stamp

    D:

    nyoki

    You’re a notary? Kinda cool.

    kilowatt

    a keyboard with PS2 connector and a kitchen scale ….

    dude_mann

    a six pack of 5 hour energy, I’m not sure how I feel about this…

    moarmare

    Hp Scanjet 8300. That’s not gonna help much. Will resort to the knife in my pocket. I should last through the night.

    Sarcastastic

    Shit, my housekey, a tiny swiss army knife, my bus pass, a comb, and extra colour ink for my printer. At least I can fix my hair and use public transit.

    The Matrix: Rebooted

    A katana. I’m not kidding.

    RobWar

    Star Bucks Mug.. you know the big heavy one’s? a screw and some superglue
    hmm how many times could you bludgen someone with one of those mugs before it broke?

    malhora

    Sub-woofer and a beer bottle… there is some Everlast Fist band so I guess it suggest punching them back to the grave

    barcrest

    Hmm a SFF PC and a desk speaker not the best weapons but I do have a full set of Star wars biker scout armour under my desk.

    bloth

    Calendar of dolphins! And a respirator with organic chemical cartridges. That could come in handy.

    Bean

    A lamp and my phone. The lamp is small, but made of metal, so it could be useful. Wouldn’t be difficult to swing…

    Queensly

    Strong pot of coffee and a nodding dog. Those undead bastards don’t stand a chance!

    gt7h1

    A large piece of wood that I can take from my desk. No very practical.
    A bunch of DVD discs. Shurikens?
    A very old power protector, so it’s pretty massive. Holding it by cord must do a interesting effect.

    To my right is a pedestal fan that can be used as club. Why is it to my right? Why?

    capnbard

    Either a baseball bat or acoustic guitar.

    artod4789

    The intern.

    Sweet! If he doesn’t know how to fight, I just feed him to the zombies while I run away. 🙂

    BioTronic

    5 kg of math books. Not very good.

    cpnichol

    A cast iron frog.

    Karatesaurus Rex

    A package of garage bicycle hooks, a baseball, or my daughters plastic tiara. I’m good with any of those…

    Dral

    Solid metal eagle statue, and a scad of CDs for throwing. Need to move my shotgun and bastard sword up here.

    onthebeach

    A fishtank

    hellb0y666

    sofa+wife! And wife is nagging as hell!

    Dillon

    Bunny Puppet

    traptin85

    ENTERTAINMENT CENTER FULL OF BOOKS I’VE NEVER READ, SHITTY TV THAT MY MOM RUINED WITH A MAGNET, AND MY XBOX 360!!!!!!!!! FUCKYEAH!!!!!!
    oh, and some T-ball trophies.

    conan776

    A cat is fine too?

    markosabo

    ratcheting screwdriver with interchangeable heads…

    nyoki

    Ok.
    monitor
    large and heavy ashtray
    1/2 pack of cigs
    2 lighters
    tweezers
    nail clippers
    cell phone
    pain meds
    small mirror
    2 wooden plaques
    bottle of water, plastic
    blood sugar test kit
    insulin pen
    tv remote
    2 books
    box of tissues
    empty yogurt cup w/ a plastic spoon in it
    plastic flossing thingies
    coffee cup
    masking tape
    some mail
    2 bar towels

    Marius

    and after playing hours of Dead Rising 2, you should probably figure out how to combine that…

    dude_mann

    if I follow the DR2 physics just right, you should be able to take one lighter and combine it with the insulin pen to inject zombies with flame, lighting them on fire one at a time… and you’d be able to combine the other lighter with the stack of mail and use the mail items like flaming throwing stars… this dude’s set!

    draikyn

    the “select month” dropdown box for the archives. Oh wait you mean real world stuff? well, that would be my desk lamp. Hmm… that sucks. What am I s’posed to do, blind them (until the power goes out I mean)?

    GrandAdmiralThrawn

    A mufflin
    A Coffee pot

    A Nice cutlery set

    Super Loco

    A printer!

    CMoorehead

    Some old bloke in my Linux class…guess he’d make a lunch for a group for me to get away.

    Mr.Fantastic

    A medium sized flashlight. I can club someone pretty hard with that thing.. Also there’s a ps3 controller and a notebook, but I doubt they’re as effective.

    Gerald

    10 dollars in small change….

    Marius

    An empty bottle of Burn with a small Norwegian flag in it.
    It’s a glass bottle, but it’s only a 250ml one…

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