Buffy The Vampire Slayer: A Parody
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The casting for Willow and Xander is spot on, wow.
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Stylish Leather Couch
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LOL i know where ive seen that couch before xD
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We all know that “feel”, bro.
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I wonder how many users here look at it and instantly know the love and attention that couch has received… ; >
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Oh god I about laughed to death when I saw that couch . The description for the couch is priceless too.
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Lol, ew.
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lol all too recognizable
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Yes i am a man and i watch porn and i find humor that the guy selling the couch tricks women into fucking him im sorry
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Tricks? That shit is scripted.
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The van took me a second but under the right cirCUMstances, I’d be enticed to join them for a ride.
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MMM… couch juice!
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LOL i know where ive seen that couch before xD
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We all know that “feel”, bro.
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I wonder how many users here look at it and instantly know the love and attention that couch has received… ; >
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Oh god I about laughed to death when I saw that couch . The description for the couch is priceless too.
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Lol, ew.
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lol all too recognizable
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Yes i am a man and i watch porn and i find humor that the guy selling the couch tricks women into fucking him im sorry
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Tricks? That shit is scripted.
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The van took me a second but under the right cirCUMstances, I’d be enticed to join them for a ride.
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MMM… couch juice!
Vivid Entertainment’s PEE-WEE’S XXX ADVENTURE: A PORN PARODY
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I did not see a bike.
Where was the bike?!
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ready or not here cum
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also capri anderson 
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Deplorable.
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Even for porn it looks stupid.
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Deplorable.
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Even for porn it looks stupid.
NSFW – Haw!
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Funny until the last one … that last one hurts to look at.
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@BowToMe: Tru Dat!
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For the life of me, I can’t figure out if sperm is vegan. I mean, it was willingly given, but at the same time, so is milk. I mean, if you don’t milk a dairy cow, it suffers injuries from overproducing milk (side effect of breeding). That’s pretty fucked up, yet vegans are still against it. I guess it’d be a coin toss on this one.
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These are lame.
@Paul_Is_Drunk: Sperm is given willingly by a sentient being, not an animal. Horse sperm would not be acceptable to vegans but human sperm would be.
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@outofocus:
I am not sure that I agree with you there…
Willingly given is not really a vegan excuse otherwise cannibalism would be OK if it was with permission… which sounds odd, but unfortunately has happened in a city some 40 km from me some 4 years ago.
So, take away the free will argument and sperm looks awfully un-vegan.
On a similar note… I wonder if it is OK to watch a vegan woman have sex with a donkey, if the donkey enjoys the experience and has paid for drinks and dinner…
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I have to confess to briefly being curious as to how you’d judge the “willingness” of an ejaculating animal. It’d be one thing if it were electrically induced (which is done) but…okay now I am no longer curious.
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Oh, and I think I may have failed by omitting the NSFW tag…sorry. 
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MILK ME!
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@outofocus:
If the cows offspring were being fed by the mother, it really shouldn’t be an issue. What happened when man did not milk cows? Its possible that modern cows produce more milk than needed for their actual offspring, and if this is true then it must be due to human’s fucking with cows in this manner for a few millenia. What about the wild bovine species that are not reliant on mankind to milk them? They don’t have these issues.
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That was meant for Paul, actually.
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@RSIxidor: Digression and moot point. The cows still need to be milked.
Laying ‘blame’ doesn’t help the poor cows.
Though, ironically, I am for the lower distribution of cows to reduce methane emissions and increase world food production. Vegans, as a group, are just too stuck in their mindset and converting people (kinda like hardcore Christians) to be of any practical help. I have a few low-key vegan friends, but they don’t go off on me when I eat a burger.
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@Paul_Is_Drunk:
I don’t like that cows need to be milked, but perhaps its a fact, I don’t know the science behind it. I do know that if it is a fact, its because humans made it that way and that does not make it okay, just explains how it came to be this way. Most cows in the agricultural industry do not live anything that can be considered a life. They’re machines, plain and simple.
There also wouldn’t be as many cows as they’re are today if farming them hadn’t turned into an industry. There’s plenty of other food sources out there, so that’s really a moot point anyway.
I’m not trying to convert you, do whatever you want. Seriously. I mean it.
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this comic is just trying too hard to be outrageous
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Funny until the last one … that last one hurts to look at.
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@BowToMe: Tru Dat!
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For the life of me, I can’t figure out if sperm is vegan. I mean, it was willingly given, but at the same time, so is milk. I mean, if you don’t milk a dairy cow, it suffers injuries from overproducing milk (side effect of breeding). That’s pretty fucked up, yet vegans are still against it. I guess it’d be a coin toss on this one.
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These are lame.
@Paul_Is_Drunk: Sperm is given willingly by a sentient being, not an animal. Horse sperm would not be acceptable to vegans but human sperm would be.
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@outofocus:
I am not sure that I agree with you there…Willingly given is not really a vegan excuse otherwise cannibalism would be OK if it was with permission… which sounds odd, but unfortunately has happened in a city some 40 km from me some 4 years ago.
So, take away the free will argument and sperm looks awfully un-vegan.
On a similar note… I wonder if it is OK to watch a vegan woman have sex with a donkey, if the donkey enjoys the experience and has paid for drinks and dinner…
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I have to confess to briefly being curious as to how you’d judge the “willingness” of an ejaculating animal. It’d be one thing if it were electrically induced (which is done) but…okay now I am no longer curious.
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Oh, and I think I may have failed by omitting the NSFW tag…sorry.
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MILK ME!
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@outofocus:
If the cows offspring were being fed by the mother, it really shouldn’t be an issue. What happened when man did not milk cows? Its possible that modern cows produce more milk than needed for their actual offspring, and if this is true then it must be due to human’s fucking with cows in this manner for a few millenia. What about the wild bovine species that are not reliant on mankind to milk them? They don’t have these issues. -
That was meant for Paul, actually.
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@RSIxidor: Digression and moot point. The cows still need to be milked.
Laying ‘blame’ doesn’t help the poor cows.
Though, ironically, I am for the lower distribution of cows to reduce methane emissions and increase world food production. Vegans, as a group, are just too stuck in their mindset and converting people (kinda like hardcore Christians) to be of any practical help. I have a few low-key vegan friends, but they don’t go off on me when I eat a burger.
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@Paul_Is_Drunk:
I don’t like that cows need to be milked, but perhaps its a fact, I don’t know the science behind it. I do know that if it is a fact, its because humans made it that way and that does not make it okay, just explains how it came to be this way. Most cows in the agricultural industry do not live anything that can be considered a life. They’re machines, plain and simple.There also wouldn’t be as many cows as they’re are today if farming them hadn’t turned into an industry. There’s plenty of other food sources out there, so that’s really a moot point anyway.
I’m not trying to convert you, do whatever you want. Seriously. I mean it.
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this comic is just trying too hard to be outrageous
Fritz
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Robert Crumb\’s Fritz the Cat, directed by Ralph Bakshi.
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oh man, this cartoon is obscene.
it’s good, but obscene, lol
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Crumb hated this movie so much, he killed off the character. I haven’t seen it but I’m a fan of both Crumb and Bakshi, so I’m not sure if I should…
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Heavy Traffic is awesome too. I got to watch a bunch of bakshi cartoons in a film class I took in school that covered animation. Bakshi tends to cover the less viewed darker part of society and racism.
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1st pron I ever watched.
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1sr pr0n I ever watched, too.
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I remember my parents watching Fritz the Cat when I was a kid. I’d sneak peeks through the grill on the wall heater.
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@outofocus: Lol, if only parents really knew what the kiddies see. I hate to think what mine might have seen, not always discreet:<)
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@outofocus: What kind of parents keep their child inside a wall heater?
Poor, poor outofocus.
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@LukeV1-5: hahaha :p It was one of those heaters that sits within the wall pushing heat out both sides.
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Porn = evil and low-life, and this sort of proves it. Notice the look on her face? It’s the look of “I have no parents or they didn’t care and I basically have no self respect”
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True Story: my parents bought a Fritz the cat video for me as a kid thinking it was Felix the cat. Hilarity ensued.
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@casemods: I would disagree. Porn is not inherently evil. Much like drugs, smoking and drinking, it depends on the mentality of the people engaged in it…
Have you ever asked yourself why sculptures of nude people engaged in sexual acts can, and often is, be considered art?
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@Phyreblade: While I agree with your point generally, porn is not art. Any sort of sex that is captured and is intended to be art is rarely considered porn.
I don’t think porn is evil but I do think that porn is doing us very little favors as a culture. Healthy sex is good but it’s actually difficult to find healthy sexuality expressed in porn. I have several male friends who have complained at length about this.
Touching on what nyokki said, main stream porn is the last place children should be learning about sex but unfortunately it is the easiest source of “sex” for the average kid to gain access to.
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Just an FYI, I have trouble expressing what I am thinking most of the time.
Of all the porn I’ve seen, about 10% of it might be considered “healthy”, “respectful”, “sober”, or “clean”
A lot of porn seems to have dirty people or people on drugs that don’t care about life.
The porn industry is very raunchy, dirty, etc…
A lot of porn seems to be people on meth…
Like I said, I have a hard time putting what I am thinking into words :\
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@outofocus: True, I agree, porn is not sex, just pointing out that there is a fine line, and it is differentiated only by attitude and intent, and not the content itself, so the unqualified blanket statement “porn = evil” is a flawed one.
But I agree with both you and Casemods that from what I’ve seen there is a large percentage of pornographic subject material that does not illustrate a healthy attitude towards sexual relationships, though depending on the context, even that is a subjective observation.
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@Phyreblade: I agree. It’s difficult to really define since the individual preference can vary.
@casemods: It sounds like association is mixing with perception in your case. The issues surrounding porn have a lot less to do with drug usage (which is an issue but isn’t one of the ones related to what makes “porn” bad… as drug addiction is an issue with or without acted out sex scenes) and more to do with the perpetuation of certain ideals.
I tend to define unhealthy sex on video as porn and healthy sex on video as erotica or something. I think that’s a relatively common thing even though technically one can say any sex on video is porn. To me, porn is all about pleasing the non-empathetic, intimacy fearing male. Erotica is about human sexuality being explored, enjoyed, and shared.
Our culture has such unhealthy feelings towards sex that it’s inevitable that anything related to sex is going to become saturated with negativity. It’s an unfortunate thing that one could hope would be overturned by the mainstreaming of porn via the internet but now that the internet has been around for awhile, I’m beginning to think that it’s just going to make issues worse.
“Porn sex” is becoming the norm rather than a type of sex. Kids learn from that and recreate it in relationships and completely bypass learning intimacy. I don’t even want to think about the long term effects.
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One way to differentiate between erotica and porn may be the number and amount of drugs (e.g. heroin, coke) that the participants “need” to keep doing it. My sense is that if it’s thought of by the participants to be healthy sexual practices, the need for drugs would decrease. There’s a lot of strip clubs in WV and I’ve yet to meet a stripper/dancer that wasn’t on hard drugs. I realize this is totally subjective and anecdotal, but it is what I’ve observed.
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@nyokki: I grew up around drug addicts, none of which were involved with the sex industry so I guess for me I view the two as separate issues that naturally intertwine.
I’ve meet a small number of strippers in the past few years. A few were total alcoholics/druggies but a few were totally clean and doing it because it was fun. None of the latter are still doing it though. It was like a phase for them.
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@outofocus: I don’t associate drugs w/ sex as much as I associate porn w/ drugs. I know many people w/ varying “lifestyle(s)” and none of them use drugs on any kind of regular basis. The few documentary style films I’ve seen about the porn industry has always shown that the actors may go in straight/clean, but they all seem to say that to keep doing porn they numbed themselves w/ drugs. It also seems that the more porn you do, the less you get paid (for the women w/ a few notable exceptions). I think they know it’s demeaning. Whatever healthy ideas they had about sex have prolly been killed.
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@outofocus: Gah… I meant “Porn is not art” at least not in general. as with everything else, it depends… Awash in a sea of grays we are… But your distinction between Porn vs Erotica is well made, if rather sexist.
By your definition, a flick featuring a man taken advantage of by a woman in a position of power is not porn… But, much like rape, it is about power, not sex. Regardless of the physiological differences between men and women, gender matters not.
@nyokki:
I don’t know if It would be wise to rely on a correlation like that to make the distinction, since it may not necessarily be related to the person being in porn, but rather be part of a larger systemic coping mechanism for a host of other issues.
Sometimes the drugs come before the porn. Some people fall into drugs, and then end up turning tricks or dancing to pay for the habit. And then of course, just because they are on drugs doesn’t mean they can’t shoot a flick depicting healthy sexual acts…
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@Phyreblade: I wouldn’t count on the correlation either. It was just an observation that I thought interesting. It’s not an idea I’m overly attached to.
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@Phyreblade: Hrm. You put some black and white blinders on what I said. There’s a gray area there which I won’t bother explaining since I think it’s pretty obvious.
The definition of porn isn’t one I made up. The sexism that you feel I applied to the definition is sexism that defines mainstream porn. Woman focused porn that objectifies men and ignores mutual pleasure is actually rather new and IMO isn’t any better than the male focused porn. It’s an obvious backlash. Unfortunately it’s labeled as “feminist” porn which is inaccurate.
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@outofocus: I didn’t put any blinders in your definition, I parsed it exactly as you presented it.
The thing is, to me, it does not really matter whether it’s mainstream or not. Both types exist, and I simply do not see the point of making any distinction between one or the other. It is not gender that defines porn. It is the negative portrayal of sexual intimacy and or the objectification that does this, regardless of gender.
You chose to use that definition, which is your perogative. But just because it is the mainstream definition does not make it any less prejudiced. From my perspective, prejudice is prejudice, regardless of whether it is mainstream or not.
I try not to define things in ways that create superfluous divisions or boundaries, as it tends to pave the way for flawed trains of thought, such as the perception of “feminist porn” which you mentioned.
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oh man, this cartoon is obscene.
it’s good, but obscene, lol
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Crumb hated this movie so much, he killed off the character. I haven’t seen it but I’m a fan of both Crumb and Bakshi, so I’m not sure if I should…
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Heavy Traffic is awesome too. I got to watch a bunch of bakshi cartoons in a film class I took in school that covered animation. Bakshi tends to cover the less viewed darker part of society and racism.
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1st pron I ever watched.
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1sr pr0n I ever watched, too.
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I remember my parents watching Fritz the Cat when I was a kid. I’d sneak peeks through the grill on the wall heater.
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@outofocus: Lol, if only parents really knew what the kiddies see. I hate to think what mine might have seen, not always discreet:<)
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@outofocus: What kind of parents keep their child inside a wall heater?
Poor, poor outofocus.
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@LukeV1-5: hahaha :p It was one of those heaters that sits within the wall pushing heat out both sides.
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Porn = evil and low-life, and this sort of proves it. Notice the look on her face? It’s the look of “I have no parents or they didn’t care and I basically have no self respect”
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True Story: my parents bought a Fritz the cat video for me as a kid thinking it was Felix the cat. Hilarity ensued.
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@casemods: I would disagree. Porn is not inherently evil. Much like drugs, smoking and drinking, it depends on the mentality of the people engaged in it…
Have you ever asked yourself why sculptures of nude people engaged in sexual acts can, and often is, be considered art?
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@Phyreblade: While I agree with your point generally, porn is not art. Any sort of sex that is captured and is intended to be art is rarely considered porn.
I don’t think porn is evil but I do think that porn is doing us very little favors as a culture. Healthy sex is good but it’s actually difficult to find healthy sexuality expressed in porn. I have several male friends who have complained at length about this.
Touching on what nyokki said, main stream porn is the last place children should be learning about sex but unfortunately it is the easiest source of “sex” for the average kid to gain access to.
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Just an FYI, I have trouble expressing what I am thinking most of the time.
Of all the porn I’ve seen, about 10% of it might be considered “healthy”, “respectful”, “sober”, or “clean”
A lot of porn seems to have dirty people or people on drugs that don’t care about life.
The porn industry is very raunchy, dirty, etc…
A lot of porn seems to be people on meth…
Like I said, I have a hard time putting what I am thinking into words :\
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@outofocus: True, I agree, porn is not sex, just pointing out that there is a fine line, and it is differentiated only by attitude and intent, and not the content itself, so the unqualified blanket statement “porn = evil” is a flawed one.
But I agree with both you and Casemods that from what I’ve seen there is a large percentage of pornographic subject material that does not illustrate a healthy attitude towards sexual relationships, though depending on the context, even that is a subjective observation.
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@Phyreblade: I agree. It’s difficult to really define since the individual preference can vary.
@casemods: It sounds like association is mixing with perception in your case. The issues surrounding porn have a lot less to do with drug usage (which is an issue but isn’t one of the ones related to what makes “porn” bad… as drug addiction is an issue with or without acted out sex scenes) and more to do with the perpetuation of certain ideals.
I tend to define unhealthy sex on video as porn and healthy sex on video as erotica or something. I think that’s a relatively common thing even though technically one can say any sex on video is porn. To me, porn is all about pleasing the non-empathetic, intimacy fearing male. Erotica is about human sexuality being explored, enjoyed, and shared.
Our culture has such unhealthy feelings towards sex that it’s inevitable that anything related to sex is going to become saturated with negativity. It’s an unfortunate thing that one could hope would be overturned by the mainstreaming of porn via the internet but now that the internet has been around for awhile, I’m beginning to think that it’s just going to make issues worse.
“Porn sex” is becoming the norm rather than a type of sex. Kids learn from that and recreate it in relationships and completely bypass learning intimacy. I don’t even want to think about the long term effects.
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One way to differentiate between erotica and porn may be the number and amount of drugs (e.g. heroin, coke) that the participants “need” to keep doing it. My sense is that if it’s thought of by the participants to be healthy sexual practices, the need for drugs would decrease. There’s a lot of strip clubs in WV and I’ve yet to meet a stripper/dancer that wasn’t on hard drugs. I realize this is totally subjective and anecdotal, but it is what I’ve observed.
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@nyokki: I grew up around drug addicts, none of which were involved with the sex industry so I guess for me I view the two as separate issues that naturally intertwine.
I’ve meet a small number of strippers in the past few years. A few were total alcoholics/druggies but a few were totally clean and doing it because it was fun. None of the latter are still doing it though. It was like a phase for them.
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@outofocus: I don’t associate drugs w/ sex as much as I associate porn w/ drugs. I know many people w/ varying “lifestyle(s)” and none of them use drugs on any kind of regular basis. The few documentary style films I’ve seen about the porn industry has always shown that the actors may go in straight/clean, but they all seem to say that to keep doing porn they numbed themselves w/ drugs. It also seems that the more porn you do, the less you get paid (for the women w/ a few notable exceptions). I think they know it’s demeaning. Whatever healthy ideas they had about sex have prolly been killed.
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@outofocus: Gah… I meant “Porn is not art” at least not in general. as with everything else, it depends… Awash in a sea of grays we are… But your distinction between Porn vs Erotica is well made, if rather sexist.
By your definition, a flick featuring a man taken advantage of by a woman in a position of power is not porn… But, much like rape, it is about power, not sex. Regardless of the physiological differences between men and women, gender matters not.
@nyokki:
I don’t know if It would be wise to rely on a correlation like that to make the distinction, since it may not necessarily be related to the person being in porn, but rather be part of a larger systemic coping mechanism for a host of other issues.Sometimes the drugs come before the porn. Some people fall into drugs, and then end up turning tricks or dancing to pay for the habit. And then of course, just because they are on drugs doesn’t mean they can’t shoot a flick depicting healthy sexual acts…
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@Phyreblade: I wouldn’t count on the correlation either. It was just an observation that I thought interesting. It’s not an idea I’m overly attached to.
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@Phyreblade: Hrm. You put some black and white blinders on what I said. There’s a gray area there which I won’t bother explaining since I think it’s pretty obvious.
The definition of porn isn’t one I made up. The sexism that you feel I applied to the definition is sexism that defines mainstream porn. Woman focused porn that objectifies men and ignores mutual pleasure is actually rather new and IMO isn’t any better than the male focused porn. It’s an obvious backlash. Unfortunately it’s labeled as “feminist” porn which is inaccurate.
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@outofocus: I didn’t put any blinders in your definition, I parsed it exactly as you presented it.
The thing is, to me, it does not really matter whether it’s mainstream or not. Both types exist, and I simply do not see the point of making any distinction between one or the other. It is not gender that defines porn. It is the negative portrayal of sexual intimacy and or the objectification that does this, regardless of gender.
You chose to use that definition, which is your perogative. But just because it is the mainstream definition does not make it any less prejudiced. From my perspective, prejudice is prejudice, regardless of whether it is mainstream or not.
I try not to define things in ways that create superfluous divisions or boundaries, as it tends to pave the way for flawed trains of thought, such as the perception of “feminist porn” which you mentioned.
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Deep Throat
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lol @ ‘untangle her tingle’
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I’ve never seen it but this was supposed to be about the most contraversial movie ever at the time,it was banned in like 32 countries or something. The deep throat part came from her clit beeing DEEP in her throat. I don’t think world was ready in 1972
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so there’s no actual deep-throating?
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Yeah there is, the premise is about a woman who’s clit is located in her throat, and she’s like super horny
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The premise is a boy’s wet dream. She can only get off if she gives blow jobs. So that’s what she does, over and over and over and…you get the idea.
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lol @ ‘untangle her tingle’
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I’ve never seen it but this was supposed to be about the most contraversial movie ever at the time,it was banned in like 32 countries or something. The deep throat part came from her clit beeing DEEP in her throat. I don’t think world was ready in 1972
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so there’s no actual deep-throating?
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Yeah there is, the premise is about a woman who’s clit is located in her throat, and she’s like super horny
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The premise is a boy’s wet dream. She can only get off if she gives blow jobs. So that’s what she does, over and over and over and…you get the idea.
Porn – You may go blind
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That myth can’t be true. I would have gone blind long ago.
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I only did it till I needed glasses.
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rdfggfdrfgdg rg rererge r eterterter ertr er rr er gwhh g rtgre
cANT see the KEyboard
PRON where?
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No, you may not!
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And then there would be Braille porn,of course.
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That myth can’t be true. I would have gone blind long ago.
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I only did it till I needed glasses.
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rdfggfdrfgdg rg rererge r eterterter ertr er rr er gwhh g rtgre
cANT see the KEyboard
PRON where?
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No, you may not!
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And then there would be Braille porn,of course.
Cavity search
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I strongly believe this picture is a hoax. I would be delighted to know who the hell made that pic.
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The guard on the left strongly reminds me of Pedobear.
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About time Pedobear got a job. He’s gotta pay for all sorts of lawyers, anyway.
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With how paranoid America is right now thx to 9/11 and Bush’s idiocy? I honestly would NOT be surprised if this was real.
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“And here, inspired by so much love and good sense, a false cover children’s book”
Straight from the link.
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The image source is watermarked right into the graphic; scrolling down at the referenced site, you can find it at this permalink:
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AliceH already posted a translated version of that warren.
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Fake? Uh, ya think?
(Of course it’s fake! It’s a joke.)
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The guard on the left strongly reminds me of Pedobear.
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About time Pedobear got a job. He’s gotta pay for all sorts of lawyers, anyway.
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With how paranoid America is right now thx to 9/11 and Bush’s idiocy? I honestly would NOT be surprised if this was real.
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“And here, inspired by so much love and good sense, a false cover children’s book”
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The image source is watermarked right into the graphic; scrolling down at the referenced site, you can find it at this permalink:
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AliceH already posted a translated version of that warren.
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Fake? Uh, ya think?
(Of course it’s fake! It’s a joke.)
Vivid Girls – Briana Banks Toy
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You know… this woman has done just about everything there is to do in the world of porn. Multiple times and often simultaneously.
If she doesn’t get a few new orifi installed and a few new breasts stapled in place – I am afraid her career is going to stagnate.
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“This is not a toy.” Sorry to break it to ya.
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i hear the Jasmine St. Clair Action figure (cause its not a toy, errror401′s right) comes with a prolapsed sphincter. its the chase figure.
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Is she anatomically correct, I wonder?
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I’m sure the tits on the action figure and Briana are both made from the same material
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Can you Fuck It??
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You know… this woman has done just about everything there is to do in the world of porn. Multiple times and often simultaneously.
If she doesn’t get a few new orifi installed and a few new breasts stapled in place – I am afraid her career is going to stagnate.
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“This is not a toy.” Sorry to break it to ya.
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i hear the Jasmine St. Clair Action figure (cause its not a toy, errror401′s right) comes with a prolapsed sphincter. its the chase figure.
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Is she anatomically correct, I wonder?
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I’m sure the tits on the action figure and Briana are both made from the same material
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Can you Fuck It??
matrixse.cx
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Today’s theme day has inspired me to post more!
I made this back in the day when it was still fashionable to goatse people. I had to resize it up to 500 pixels wide because it’s really based directly on hello.jpg which is not 500 px wide. I’ll go ahead and give it a nsfw tag even though I guess it really isn’t all that unsafe.
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What am I meant to be seeing?
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how is it that there are there denizens of the internet that are still unaware of goatse?
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@samoses
They are the lucky ones…
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I know what goatse is, but I just don’t see anything resembling it in this image. Maybe I’m not the one after all.
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I see it, and what I’ve seen cannot be unseen.
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Lean your head to the left, and think of goatse.
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You have to stand back a bit as well to see it.
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What am I meant to be seeing?
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how is it that there are there denizens of the internet that are still unaware of goatse?
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@samoses
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I know what goatse is, but I just don’t see anything resembling it in this image. Maybe I’m not the one after all.
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I see it, and what I’ve seen cannot be unseen.
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Lean your head to the left, and think of goatse.
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You have to stand back a bit as well to see it.
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Sexy Kiss
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Leelee Sobieski and Tricia Helfer – dominating duo
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From the upcoming film “Walk All Over Me”
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Neither
i wish the new submitters werent so medeocre
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Yawn. Two dikes and a caged dood. Wake me up when some good stuff posts.
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Please do.
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I don’t know if I deserve this, necessarily, but I want it. (Not Tricia Helfer, though: that’s a man, baby!)
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autofap!!
when did mcs went gay?^^^^^^
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pleeeeeaseee.
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Bondage equals yes!
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Dang… I wouldn’t mind Leelee having her wicked way with me, but this pic makes Tricia looks downright scary… I’d be running the other way…
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ugh, the one on the right looks like Willem Dafoe. Scary
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Yawn. Two dikes and a caged dood. Wake me up when some good stuff posts.
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Please do.
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I don’t know if I deserve this, necessarily, but I want it. (Not Tricia Helfer, though: that’s a man, baby!)
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pleeeeeaseee.
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Bondage equals yes!
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Dang… I wouldn’t mind Leelee having her wicked way with me, but this pic makes Tricia looks downright scary… I’d be running the other way…
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ugh, the one on the right looks like Willem Dafoe. Scary
Alyson Hannigan, lingerie, garter, basketball and apple.
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I’ll be in my bunk.
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Yes please; I’ll take both.
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Lol, “I’ll be in my bunk.”
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Insane.
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I love Alyson Hannigan!
The top one looks like Natasha Lyonne…?
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whar’s the apple?
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There’s a lump in my pants that might be confused with a small cucumber or banana. Does that count?
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The first one looks like some sort of horrid photoshop.
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@natedog Sorry, there were supposed to be four pictures, but somehow it got cut to two after submission.
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What is wrong you you gentlemen!?
OM NOM NOM NOM!
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@NumberSix
Because the other two were reposts. Nearly axed the whole submission since they weren’t in the same series, but whatever.
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*fapfapfapfap*
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Not sure about the top pick, the the bottom one is an FHM shoot from around seven years ago.
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Yes please; I’ll take both.
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Lol, “I’ll be in my bunk.”
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Insane.
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I love Alyson Hannigan!
The top one looks like Natasha Lyonne…?
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whar’s the apple?
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There’s a lump in my pants that might be confused with a small cucumber or banana. Does that count?
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The first one looks like some sort of horrid photoshop.
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@natedog Sorry, there were supposed to be four pictures, but somehow it got cut to two after submission.
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What is wrong you you gentlemen!?
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@NumberSix
Because the other two were reposts. Nearly axed the whole submission since they weren’t in the same series, but whatever.
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*fapfapfapfap*
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Not sure about the top pick, the the bottom one is an FHM shoot from around seven years ago.
Cow Has A Bad Day
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Or maybe it is having a good day?
From Dark Roasted Blend.
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BBDSM? And gay to boot (note, no udders).
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opportunity only knocks once.
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Either way… you’re fucked.
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i feel sorry for it
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I get it…tenderloin!
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BBDSM? And gay to boot (note, no udders).
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opportunity only knocks once.
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Either way… you’re fucked.
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i feel sorry for it
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I get it…tenderloin!
IRS Pencil Sharpener
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It Figures.
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And or Oil Company pencil sharpener…
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And or Oil Company pencil sharpener…
rollin on 20s? (nsfw)
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In case your Hummer isn’t enough of a compensation.
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NSFW, yet not behind a cut. Tiki must be knocking back some JD.
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not really NSFW, I just didn’t take out that stupid nsfw shit
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The irony is the dicks on the rim are probably bigger than the owner of the vehicle.
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I want swaztica rims
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NSFW, yet not behind a cut. Tiki must be knocking back some JD.
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not really NSFW, I just didn’t take out that stupid nsfw shit
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The irony is the dicks on the rim are probably bigger than the owner of the vehicle.
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I want swaztica rims
Great Tits
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Some birds are NSFW …
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Hey man, those tits ain’t safe for work! Shouldn’t they be behind a cut?
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I’m a behavioural ecologist who works on a closely-related species, and I still can’t say ‘great tits’ without smirking
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fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
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“Darling, is that a black person?”
“Oh my. Quick, hide the seeds.”
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Actually those are blue tits, great tits are generally greener.
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Hey man, those tits ain’t safe for work! Shouldn’t they be behind a cut?
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I’m a behavioural ecologist who works on a closely-related species, and I still can’t say ‘great tits’ without smirking
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fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
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“Darling, is that a black person?”
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Actually those are blue tits, great tits are generally greener.
Already Met The Twins
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BOOBIES!!!
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Let me be the first to say: Om nom nom nom!
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om nom no….DAMN IT
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Your both complete bastards…
Now I cannot decide if it is morally wrong to be the third to om nom nom…
Is there a rule for this??
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Big breasts are life’s easy button. That being said… om nom nom nom nom nom nom!
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Breasts? What breasts? She’s only got man-boobs.
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I have met the twins indeed…
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AlecDalek, I completely agree. Girl boobs are smaller so they don’t get in the way when the other girl’s boobs are pressing against her own. MAN boobs, though, are designed to act as a pillow as needed, as well as being large enough to sound like a motorboat instead of a lawn mower when the time comes that you have the urge to motorboat her boobs.
Thanks for pointing that out!
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yes, i met the twins. i left you a necklace for Valentines Day with them.
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DAMN.
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The Twins are nice…
I’m more of a “Landing Strip” fan thought…
Tower Control ? Tower Control ?
Landing Instuctions please !
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Boy, I must be United Airlines Flight 175 because I’m about to ram my fuselage into her twins!
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oh… my.
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is it too late to om nom nom?
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It’s never too late to nom… Especially when twins as sweet as these are in attendance…
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I wish I had met them.
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i wonder if they’re identical, or fraternal? theres only one way to find out…
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I’m sorry, we haven’t met…
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Girls who wear ‘I’m a slut” shirts have a strong tendency to be either cunts or breezy idiots. If a guy went around wearing a t-shirt saying “I have a huge dick” there would be a pretty good chance he’s overcompensating. Likewise, a girl wearing one of these is probably trying to back up her complete lack of personality.
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Oh, I forgot this was the internet. What I meant to say from behind the veil of anonymity was: Hump er and dump er.
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Hottie
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@casemods: Taking a trip down memory lane?
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at the point in which you read the shirt is it rude to shake hands with the twins
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Let me be the first to say: Om nom nom nom!
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om nom no….DAMN IT
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Your both complete bastards…
Now I cannot decide if it is morally wrong to be the third to om nom nom…
Is there a rule for this??
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Big breasts are life’s easy button. That being said… om nom nom nom nom nom nom!
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Breasts? What breasts? She’s only got man-boobs.
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I have met the twins indeed…
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AlecDalek, I completely agree. Girl boobs are smaller so they don’t get in the way when the other girl’s boobs are pressing against her own. MAN boobs, though, are designed to act as a pillow as needed, as well as being large enough to sound like a motorboat instead of a lawn mower when the time comes that you have the urge to motorboat her boobs.
Thanks for pointing that out!
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yes, i met the twins. i left you a necklace for Valentines Day with them.
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DAMN.
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The Twins are nice…
I’m more of a “Landing Strip” fan thought…
Tower Control ? Tower Control ?
Landing Instuctions please ! -
Boy, I must be United Airlines Flight 175 because I’m about to ram my fuselage into her twins!
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oh… my.
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is it too late to om nom nom?
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It’s never too late to nom… Especially when twins as sweet as these are in attendance…
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I wish I had met them.
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i wonder if they’re identical, or fraternal? theres only one way to find out…
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I’m sorry, we haven’t met…
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Girls who wear ‘I’m a slut” shirts have a strong tendency to be either cunts or breezy idiots. If a guy went around wearing a t-shirt saying “I have a huge dick” there would be a pretty good chance he’s overcompensating. Likewise, a girl wearing one of these is probably trying to back up her complete lack of personality.
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Oh, I forgot this was the internet. What I meant to say from behind the veil of anonymity was: Hump er and dump er.
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Hottie
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@casemods: Taking a trip down memory lane?
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at the point in which you read the shirt is it rude to shake hands with the twins
NSFW – I think I sat in something wet
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Wet seats are NSFW :
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I’m not sure, but I think I want one of those. It reminds me of an ex-girlfriend.
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I would totally ignore that pink pillow when I got in it (kidding…..)
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that would have been twice as funny without the “kidding..”
thnx for the lulz nonetheless
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your couch stinks dude
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what pink pillow?
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Exaaaactly…
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I’m not sure, but I think I want one of those. It reminds me of an ex-girlfriend.
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I would totally ignore that pink pillow when I got in it (kidding…..)
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that would have been twice as funny without the “kidding..”
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your couch stinks dude
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what pink pillow?
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Exaaaactly…
Appropriately Inappropriate
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lol. it’s a dick in a tie.
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thank you captain obvious. lol
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I think natedog was just making the website more accessible to the blind.
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This is where natedog should be pointing out that blind people cant read the comments.
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i was going to but i couldnt stop laughing
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Nah, blind people have text readers on their computers. The real question is : do they have a better experience then most MCS surfers, due to being read the alt/text to every image?
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There are special browsers that will automatically text-to-speech for the visually impaired. Websites that go out of their way to be handicapped accessible will have very descriptive tags on images for this purpose.
That should just about suck all teh funny out my little attempt at humor.
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Well, well. A composit drawing of all my supervisors in a U.S. Gov’t office.
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lol. it’s a dick in a tie.
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thank you captain obvious. lol
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I think natedog was just making the website more accessible to the blind.
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This is where natedog should be pointing out that blind people cant read the comments.
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i was going to but i couldnt stop laughing
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Nah, blind people have text readers on their computers. The real question is : do they have a better experience then most MCS surfers, due to being read the alt/text to every image?
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There are special browsers that will automatically text-to-speech for the visually impaired. Websites that go out of their way to be handicapped accessible will have very descriptive tags on images for this purpose.
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Well, well. A composit drawing of all my supervisors in a U.S. Gov’t office.
June 3, 2012 at 11:58 pm
i couldn’t even watch this. I can’t imagine how high i’d have to be to watch the actual thing
June 4, 2012 at 10:05 am
Too much lez only scenes, and since XXX parodies are made mostly by big American studios – silicon overflow.