The guard on the left strongly reminds me of Pedobear.

Comment by Billy Manic — July 2, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

About time Pedobear got a job. He’s gotta pay for all sorts of lawyers, anyway.

Comment by MrPsychic — July 2, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

With how paranoid America is right now thx to 9/11 and Bush’s idiocy? I honestly would NOT be surprised if this was real.

Comment by Seth_Dracovitch — July 2, 2008 @ 9:46 pm

This might be the original source:
http://translate.google.com/tr.....n%26sa%3DG

Comment by AliceH — July 3, 2008 @ 12:46 am

“And here, inspired by so much love and good sense, a false cover children’s book”
Straight from the link.

Comment by Billy Manic — July 3, 2008 @ 1:34 am

The image source is watermarked right into the graphic; scrolling down at the referenced site, you can find it at this permalink:

http://mojito.over-blog.net/article-20125009.html

Comment by warren — July 3, 2008 @ 11:28 am

AliceH already posted a translated version of that warren.

Comment by Ben1605 — July 3, 2008 @ 11:44 am

Fake? Uh, ya think?
(Of course it’s fake! It’s a joke.)

Comment by jukaswo — July 18, 2008 @ 12:23 pm

Where’s the cut? :p

Comment by Tattooed-Geek — June 26, 2008 @ 1:29 am

oh dear god hahaha

and kudos for the lack of cut

………….2 kudos

Comment by TheMustardMan — June 26, 2008 @ 1:32 am

FUCK
CATAGORIZE IT
I JUST DISINIGRATED MY INNOSENCE

Comment by TrikYodz — June 26, 2008 @ 1:53 am

DEAR GOD TIKI CATEGORIZE THINGS SDLHKFDFD

Comment by Gunface01 — June 26, 2008 @ 2:12 am

Tiki you drunk fuck, cut that shit.

Comment by agirl — June 26, 2008 @ 2:19 am

Wait….why does spiderMAN have a vagina?

Comment by wookie_x — June 26, 2008 @ 2:22 am

NSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWNSFW

Comment by Pants — June 26, 2008 @ 2:39 am

@wookie

Because that’s Spider-Girl, his AU-daughter. Note also the external web-shooters and slightly different costume:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Girl

Comment by Mayyday — June 26, 2008 @ 3:12 am

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fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap

Comment by BONNER — June 26, 2008 @ 3:32 am

omg natalie portman really is hot as spiderman

Comment by BONNER — June 26, 2008 @ 3:33 am

I’m glad I wasn’t at work when this picture came up…

Comment by diabeetus — June 26, 2008 @ 4:17 am

HOLY SHI-

Comment by MikeBabaguh — June 26, 2008 @ 4:27 am

NSFW SERIOUSLY HOLY FUCK.

Comment by Namelis1 — June 26, 2008 @ 5:34 am

Goddamnit.

Comment by Howie Feltersnatch — June 26, 2008 @ 8:32 am

I lol’d hard

Comment by Dr. Squiggums — June 26, 2008 @ 8:49 am

whoops, I’ve fixed that, sorry about the scare guys, I was drunk, and forgot to click a couple buttons, and…ugh

/shame

Comment by tiki god — June 26, 2008 @ 9:03 am

You look at that picture and think it’s a man?

That ain’t right, it just ain’t right.

Comment by 42 — June 26, 2008 @ 9:05 am

this was totally uncalled for

Comment by natedog — June 26, 2008 @ 10:03 am

Spiders shoot webs out of their vaginas?

Comment by Alpha Harrison — June 26, 2008 @ 10:50 am

Alpha, not really, just special things on their abdomens called spinnerets.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinnerets

Comment by MeggieMugs — June 26, 2008 @ 1:36 pm

I’ll level with you here Mug, it was more of a comment on the heading for the pic rather than the pic itslef. Through excessive trolling, I’ve come to realise that Tike (uncharacteristically) was drunk as fuck when this was unleashed to the public domain, so maybe I should withdraw my comment (not that I could).

But thanks for taking things way too seriously, you’re what makes the interwebs go round……

Comment by Alpha Harrison — June 27, 2008 @ 11:44 am

I should also point out that I meant lurking not trolling, and that I misspelled Tiki. I have been the decimated by my own phail…

Comment by Alpha Harrison — June 27, 2008 @ 11:46 am

gives a whole new meaning to “How do i shot web?”

Comment by harveyfresh42 — June 28, 2008 @ 8:39 am

Who knew Spidey was a Goatse man?

Comment by fussybitch2.0 — July 10, 2008 @ 5:14 pm

A spider does not use two arms to shoot the web from……….What is in the picture is the way it should be…. Males don’t make webs…. They get eaten!!!!

Comment by etiii — August 9, 2008 @ 6:28 am

This is hilarious!
They have a great marketing campaign
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related
That’s the straight woman version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSAxGFYsnTA
that’s the gay version

if you’re gonna fuck, play it safe. Wrap it before you cap it

Comment by Camiam321 — June 22, 2008 @ 11:33 am

that was the original cover art for the little mermaid….

Comment by alexonfire — June 22, 2008 @ 12:10 pm

I think I’ve seen this movie. Isn’t it an anime from Japan? It’s got enough dicktacles to be from there.

Comment by genpyris — June 22, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

I want a condom submarine.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — June 22, 2008 @ 12:52 pm

That’s a kewl ad… although the first thing my brain said was “I can haz nightmarez now?”. lol

Comment by outofocus — June 22, 2008 @ 1:59 pm

well we all just learned that outofocus is a cat…

Comment by infusino92 — June 22, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

lmao!

Comment by outofocus — June 22, 2008 @ 2:50 pm

Those creatures all look vaguely familiar ? Oh wait, one just attached itself to my crotch !! It’s HUGE !

Comment by stfunow — June 22, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

Looks like Seth off of Superbad was a Renaissance painter…

Comment by thegreenmullet15 — June 23, 2008 @ 11:34 am

the reason you only see their mouthz is cuz theyre both rele ugly….

Comment by infusino92 — June 20, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

how do you know they’re female?

Comment by reboot — June 20, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

does anyone else see the facial hair?

Comment by one — June 20, 2008 @ 3:04 pm

pessimists!

I’m surrounded by pessimists!

Why must you look for the flaw in everything?

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 20, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

I second that one mAgnUS. Apparently nobody is happy simply appreciating women kissing. They are probably scarred from some past experience where they were horribly mistaken and things went a bit too far.

Comment by Proctojew — June 20, 2008 @ 3:58 pm

Technically, they aren’t even kissing - if they were, their lipstick would be messy.

Comment by SouthernOracle — June 20, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

kissing: you’re doing it wrong.

Comment by silverflux — June 20, 2008 @ 5:19 pm

I can’t help but wonder if all that foundation is hiding signs of meth addiction. Maybe their faces are stuck together.

Comment by outofocus — June 20, 2008 @ 6:02 pm

I think that’s called *tasting*.

Comment by rattybad — June 20, 2008 @ 6:44 pm

U has a flavor?

Comment by dorix — June 20, 2008 @ 7:07 pm

this is what i see 3x a week daily

Comment by MonkeyHitman — June 20, 2008 @ 7:35 pm

with a 68% propability that i’ll do one of dem >_<

Comment by MonkeyHitman — June 20, 2008 @ 7:35 pm

I sense a trap.

Comment by diabeetus — June 22, 2008 @ 8:37 pm

Reality sucks

Comment by RoQ — June 19, 2008 @ 9:08 pm

@RoQ
Which is why I refuse to acknowledge it.

Comment by nyoki — June 19, 2008 @ 9:13 pm

i dont get it lol can some one please explain this to me? lmao

Comment by cows246 — June 19, 2008 @ 9:35 pm

I’m friends with several lesbian couple. None of them looks anything like the ghetto 13 year olds faking it on the left.

Most fortunately, none of them looks anything like the clean-shaven IT Dept guys on the left, either.

Two are MILF-ey “soccer mom” types and the rest are kinda…uh, Starbuck-ey? Season 1, of course.

Comment by Gary Scenario — June 19, 2008 @ 9:39 pm

Couples*

and that 2nd left is a right, of course….

We need an edit option, Tiki. Srsly.

Comment by Gary Scenario — June 19, 2008 @ 9:42 pm

I’ve tried it a couple times, and it brings the server to it’s knees.

if fark can get by without an edit ability, then so can mcs

Comment by tiki god — June 19, 2008 @ 10:37 pm

The reality on the right are the type of man-hating lesbians I have to deal with all the time. They seem to hate me because I would never be attracted to them anyway.

Mind you- I really don’t care who anybody is attracted to, or what they do to get off. To each their own. Of course, if you like SHEEP- you’d better expect some jokes…

Comment by storminator — June 19, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

So true, although the lesbians I’ve met have at least been friendly towards menfolk.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — June 19, 2008 @ 11:06 pm

i am not of either variety.

oh noes!!1! i am an anomaly!

Comment by silverflux — June 19, 2008 @ 11:19 pm

Hay I have the same showar turny thing!!11!

Comment by Gunface01 — June 19, 2008 @ 11:29 pm

@Gary Scenario

FFS just proof read BEFORE you hit submit. You’re proof reading anyways or you wouldn’t catch your mistakes! Do you wipe your ass before you poop too?

Comment by pedantic — June 20, 2008 @ 1:12 am

@Gunface-

clearly, that means that they did it in your bathroom.

you lucky bastard.

Comment by Xenon2434 — June 20, 2008 @ 1:22 am

Ah, so that’s why they call you Pedantic.

Comment by Gary Scenario — June 20, 2008 @ 4:29 pm

Not hot. Nor would it be if it was an actual woman.

Comment by parasitegod — June 19, 2008 @ 7:34 am

What a douche.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — June 18, 2008 @ 6:55 pm

@thelotuseater725
What? Are you effin kidding me? You know you’d have gone home and jerked to memories… that kid has a cell phone to jerk to.. isn’t technology great??
And I know homos that would take a picture of her ass.. and I have only seen it from the front.. IN THIS PICTURE. When that kid posts it and it makes its way to MCS, people will say it’s epic.. so you are the douche.

You are the worst kind of fag: can’t even appreciate beauty even when you are not attracted to it.

Comment by Stolid — June 19, 2008 @ 12:36 am

its pretty low that he would degrade women to the level that someone at their everyday job living life has become something to fap to, even if she is hot.

Comment by Pants — June 19, 2008 @ 1:03 am

Whoa whoa whoa Stolid calm down…breeathe, thaaats it, big deep breaths, gooood..

Comment by pedantic — June 19, 2008 @ 1:04 am

@ Pants
You must be joking. Her “job” is to look hot!
If he would have asked she probably would have stuck that thang out for him for a better shot.
He’s just taking a picture of the artwork on her lower back (tramp stamp)…

Comment by macio — June 19, 2008 @ 8:11 am

@ stolid.
@ stolid

O rly?
i just actually have enough respect for women that i don’t need to take pictures of their nommables without permission. You see women (especially hot one with nice asses and boobs) usually don’t like to be treated as pieces of mindless meat. It’s one thing if they are posing or having sex, etc. out of their own free will, but when you take a picture of one without them knowing then you are just some voyeuristic creep. Seriously, go jump into particle accelerator. There really isn’t anytnhing special about hot women because after a while all the bleach blonde hair big tits toned and round assed women begin to look the same. I am guessing your experience with women is limited to myfreepaysite and gawking like a mongoloid across the room/street at them. Call me after your first sexual harassment suit comes in and talk to someone about the gay stuff, you sound like you are overcompensating for strange emotions.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — June 20, 2008 @ 1:37 am

Sexy babe!

A saw her in a video with a dog once… haaaaawt!

Comment by ack — June 18, 2008 @ 8:14 am

^^^ I see what you did thar!

Comment by Dondivad — June 18, 2008 @ 8:33 am

Yuumy…to me she is the hottest!!! by the way…I saw the video too…. zoophylia…. hummmm…

Comment by hellb0y666 — June 18, 2008 @ 9:06 am

I find the recent trend of Velma pin-ups strangely appealing…

Comment by suicydking — June 18, 2008 @ 10:49 am

Looks like she got breast implants, atta girl Velma

Comment by DasMaus — June 18, 2008 @ 11:05 am

Tiki, you got any sauce for this? I noticed it’s the same artist as the last Velma post.

Comment by suicydking — June 18, 2008 @ 11:17 am

Want . . . more!

Comment by TheBleakranger — June 18, 2008 @ 2:01 pm

AHHH my childhoood

Comment by ManTheHarpoons — June 18, 2008 @ 4:28 pm

sauce sauce sauce

Comment by Pants — June 19, 2008 @ 1:09 am

STOP WRECKING MY CHILDHOOD,YOU BEAST!

Comment by w0x — June 19, 2008 @ 1:34 am

Ever since I hit puberty I’ve thought that Velma would be a FAR better lay than Daphne.

Comment by wookie_x — June 19, 2008 @ 1:39 am

I’m nearly 100% certain this is not the same girl. if you want to post more for comparison, do so over at RandomNude, there won’t be a wait of any kind, they’ll just go straight up.

Comment by tiki god — June 17, 2008 @ 6:10 pm

its her look at that tattoo on her tummy its the same chick. hah not as hot as you thought she was now is she?

Comment by cows246 — June 18, 2008 @ 4:27 am

Are her tits god or man made?

Comment by MeisterSk8 — June 18, 2008 @ 5:24 am

Should have just looked at the ‘painter’-pic, that looked really awesome! On these pictures above she just looks like a rather cheap vegas-stripper.

Comment by Starkiller — June 18, 2008 @ 6:16 am

^^^Cheap???

Not a chance! Those breast alone cost $10,000.

Comment by ack — June 18, 2008 @ 6:30 am

Epic Boobs alert…there is no way they are real…gravity has no hold on them! haha

Comment by robustion — June 18, 2008 @ 7:06 am

she looked way better as a blond …even thou im extremly picky on blonds..

Comment by MonkeyHitman — June 18, 2008 @ 7:09 am

Not much of a challenge hitting that huge “bulls-eye”.

Comment by Howie Feltersnatch — June 18, 2008 @ 7:23 am

I didn’t think it was the same girl at first when I Google’d her after the painter image. I’d like to get that set but that was the only good one I saw thumbs of online.

Comment by TrayShadix — June 18, 2008 @ 9:37 am

Just b/c her bolt-ons were 10k doesn’t mean *she* isn’t cheap.

Comment by pktechgirl — June 18, 2008 @ 10:05 am

She needs more face for her makeup. Also, more boob for her silicone.

Also, more back for her trampstamp. lulz

Comment by Gunface01 — June 18, 2008 @ 10:07 am

Wow there be some pickay and critical motherfuckers on MCS.

You guys must have sent in fake pics on self portrait day and are all a bunch’o supermodels.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 18, 2008 @ 10:21 am

Fake boobs don’t really bother me in photo sets, since I’m not going to be touching them anyway. Also, the last two pics make me hear raspberry sounds in my head.

Comment by suicydking — June 18, 2008 @ 10:52 am

Never tattoo a word or name onto your body. “REBIRTH”? Yuck. Who’d want to have to read that while doing her? I’d just let her finish painting the room and leave…

Comment by storminator — June 18, 2008 @ 12:09 pm

thank god im not you man … i wouldnt leave she cross my path without doing nothing… she’ll get something to rebirth to.. hehehe possible nom nom nom ?

Comment by MonkeyHitman — June 18, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

It is the same girl….all of the pics are on her personal site. I think shes had some lip work done though….still…I’d verb the expletive out of her noun.

Comment by Atrocity — June 18, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

Magnus: Care to show me exactly where it’s written that I must measure up to someone else’s standards in order for them to measure up to mine? I may not be the sort of brain-dead roid monkey that gets her all weak at the knees, but I happen to find fake tits, fake lips, big tattoos and piercings terribly unattractive. The belly button piercing and “Rebirth” tramp stamp don’t speak to highly of her creativity. Personally, I’d be far more aroused by a woman that had smaller tits, smaller lips, and a few more neurons banging around in the brain box.

Comment by AgZed — June 18, 2008 @ 4:47 pm

Big tits are big tits in my book.

Comment by Exacerbate — June 18, 2008 @ 7:39 pm

[X] Tits
[ ] GTFO

Comment by pedantic — June 18, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

@AgZed…

Neurons in the brain box? And your going to tell that from a pic? Would she be smarter if she was wearing thick black glasses?

Bah.

I have a $50 that says if you ever met her in real life your high standards wouldn’t survive the first glance at her chest.

Standards have this Faraday-ish quality where they increase with the square of the distance. Up close they quickly approach zero.

Bitch stamp, fake tits, inflated lips, whatever - if she hinted at sex, I would push over my date by the head and get a piece.

Comment by ack — June 19, 2008 @ 1:46 am

Dear…Lord….wood at work has never been so worth it.

Comment by Atrocity — June 17, 2008 @ 3:05 pm

WANT

Comment by RoQ — June 17, 2008 @ 3:11 pm

Who the hell is that?

Comment by zipfer — June 17, 2008 @ 3:14 pm

Her tits are too far apart.

Comment by ohmybob — June 17, 2008 @ 3:20 pm

Shit! I think I’m about to paint my ceiling…

Comment by DasMaus — June 17, 2008 @ 3:27 pm

to far apart for what exactly? sounds more like a personal problem to me.

Comment by Abide — June 17, 2008 @ 3:31 pm

OH MY GOD

Comment by fuzz06 — June 17, 2008 @ 3:39 pm

DAMN… she’s hot AND she’s repainting a room.

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT

My kind of gal.

Comment by storminator — June 17, 2008 @ 3:40 pm

Fake tits. Nonetheless hawt.

Comment by Gunface01 — June 17, 2008 @ 3:40 pm

Her boobs are too far apart due to a bad boob job. She probably had little to no titty to begin with, so the doctor didn’t have much to work with.

Comment by NeysaDestine — June 17, 2008 @ 3:41 pm

now THIS brightens the mood after that depressing dog story…

Comment by sutenvulf — June 17, 2008 @ 3:51 pm

Yea sorry I can’t do you, your tits are too far apart.

GTFO!!!

She’s gorgeous, fake tits or not.
Name please?

Comment by Atrocity — June 17, 2008 @ 3:52 pm

her name is Ashton Von….ill post more pics of her

Comment by hydrat3d — June 17, 2008 @ 4:27 pm

Dunno what you all are complaining about… My cock fits there just fine.

Comment by El_Chupachichis — June 17, 2008 @ 4:31 pm

Gunface01: what’s wrong dude lol fake or not i’d still do her im no racist lol i enjoy both very well…

El_Chupachichis: you stole my line ;(

Comment by MonkeyHitman — June 17, 2008 @ 4:57 pm

Sutenvulf - Just my words

Comment by Khaft — June 17, 2008 @ 7:47 pm

Ugh. Where does she keep her organs.

She looks like a coupla oranges with a toothpick between them.

Pass.

Comment by pauld — June 17, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

I’d like to paint her white.

Comment by reboot — June 17, 2008 @ 8:19 pm

her boobs are too big.

yeah, i said it.

Comment by silverflux — June 17, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

@silverflux

why did you say that? you’re evil.

Comment by tiki god — June 17, 2008 @ 9:18 pm

found a set on 4chan

that boobs r freaking awesome

Comment by RoQ — June 17, 2008 @ 10:11 pm

At first I thought she was CGI. Then I realized she was photoshopped beyond recognition and just looks that way.

Comment by Shanghai_Factor — June 17, 2008 @ 10:46 pm

As far as I’m concerned, the tits are real if I can touch them. So for now, they’re fake. Just for now.

Comment by Kimmie — June 17, 2008 @ 11:35 pm

God, that’s a terrible masking job. She’s got that one piece of crappy tape that doesn’t even cover the top of the door, and then the corner is masked but the walls are both the same color! I’d never trust her to paint my hallway, I can tell you that.

However, she could come over and do other things for me ;).

Comment by Lord_Gorlock — June 18, 2008 @ 12:44 am