I strongly believe this picture is a hoax. I would be delighted to know who the hell made that pic.
Today’s theme day has inspired me to post more!
I made this back in the day when it was still fashionable to goatse people. I had to resize it up to 500 pixels wide because it’s really based directly on hello.jpg which is not 500 px wide. I’ll go ahead and give it a nsfw tag even though I guess it really isn’t all that unsafe.