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Christmas Lookout House
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Lookout!
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Cape Neddick “Nubble†Lighthouse in York Maine.
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The thing lit up at the front of the image:
That’s the shitter.
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The red building in front contains a generator. The house has indoor plumbing.
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Lookout!
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Cape Neddick “Nubble†Lighthouse in York Maine.
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The thing lit up at the front of the image:
That’s the shitter.
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The red building in front contains a generator. The house has indoor plumbing.
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beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice
christmas elves enlave a polar bear
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“enlave” ?
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NO, NOT ENLAVE. ANYTHING BUY ENLAVE
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i was enlaved once. i still can’t walk straight.
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I enlaved your mom last night.
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I enlaved my own. 
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It’s a polar bear taking snacks and presents home to his kids!
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You can’t enslave a polar bear. You can only enlave it. Enslaving polar bears, well, that’s just fantasy or the dreams of the demented.
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Damn elves…always enlaving things. Next thing they’ll start accidentallingly Coca Cola bottles. Mark my words.
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@nyokki: Now hold on a second, why the bear gotta be enslaved? How do ya know he didn’t volunteer? It is Christmas ya know…
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@Phyreblade: I didn’t say the polar bear was enslaved.
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@nyokki: Alright then what was with the “Damn elves…. always enslaving things.” comment? Hmmm? Ju gat some ‘splaining to do der missy…
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@Phyreblade: Read more carefully.
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@nyokki: OK, let me rephrase. What else (besides polar bears and coke bottles) have dem der elves been ‘slavin’ and howdoyaknow dey didn’t volunteer? 
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@Phyreblade: I didn’t say enslaving.
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@nyokki:
LOL OK… You got me… You gonna have to learn me sum Nyokkispeak nao… What, exactly, is “enlaving”? 
PS
Merry Chrismahanakwanzativus…
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@Phyreblade: No clue, but it doesn’t sound good. Ask tiki.
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Holy shit, Phyreblade, you have taken facepalm to a whole new place
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I gotta agree with natedog, Phyreblade I think you need to lay off the coffee and give your brain a rest, come back tomorrow and analyze this whole thing.
And stay away from sharp objects in the remainder of the day/night.
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@Phyreblade: Sanity check fail? The mind sees what it wants to protect itself from the unnatural horror before it…..
Looks like tiki has added something new to our vocabulary-but the definition is up to the stygian darkness in the far recesses of the readers mind….
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@natedog: It’s an epidemic!
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ROFL… Wow…
I just read through this thread again and realized that I really ought to my pic in the “Facepalm” entry of the Urban Dictionary…
Definitely not my finest moment… I’m guess I should just pull a Tiki and blame it on the EggNog… LOL
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“enlave” ?
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NO, NOT ENLAVE. ANYTHING BUY ENLAVE
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i was enlaved once. i still can’t walk straight.
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I enlaved your mom last night.
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I enlaved my own.
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It’s a polar bear taking snacks and presents home to his kids!
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You can’t enslave a polar bear. You can only enlave it. Enslaving polar bears, well, that’s just fantasy or the dreams of the demented.
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Damn elves…always enlaving things. Next thing they’ll start accidentallingly Coca Cola bottles. Mark my words.
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@nyokki: Now hold on a second, why the bear gotta be enslaved? How do ya know he didn’t volunteer? It is Christmas ya know…
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@Phyreblade: I didn’t say the polar bear was enslaved.
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@nyokki: Alright then what was with the “Damn elves…. always enslaving things.” comment? Hmmm? Ju gat some ‘splaining to do der missy…
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@Phyreblade: Read more carefully.
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@nyokki: OK, let me rephrase. What else (besides polar bears and coke bottles) have dem der elves been ‘slavin’ and howdoyaknow dey didn’t volunteer?
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@Phyreblade: I didn’t say enslaving.
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LOL OK… You got me… You gonna have to learn me sum Nyokkispeak nao… What, exactly, is “enlaving”? PS
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@Phyreblade: No clue, but it doesn’t sound good. Ask tiki.
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Holy shit, Phyreblade, you have taken facepalm to a whole new place
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I gotta agree with natedog, Phyreblade I think you need to lay off the coffee and give your brain a rest, come back tomorrow and analyze this whole thing.
And stay away from sharp objects in the remainder of the day/night.
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@Phyreblade: Sanity check fail? The mind sees what it wants to protect itself from the unnatural horror before it…..
Looks like tiki has added something new to our vocabulary-but the definition is up to the stygian darkness in the far recesses of the readers mind…. -
@natedog: It’s an epidemic!
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ROFL… Wow…
I just read through this thread again and realized that I really ought to my pic in the “Facepalm” entry of the Urban Dictionary…
Definitely not my finest moment… I’m guess I should just pull a Tiki and blame it on the EggNog… LOL
Christmas Lights
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2nd to last is beautiful.
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I love the 2nd pic. The beauty makes up for the cold.
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I wish my living room looked like the 3rd one. It could, I just have no patience.
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2nd to last is beautiful.
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I love the 2nd pic. The beauty makes up for the cold.
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I wish my living room looked like the 3rd one. It could, I just have no patience.
christmas bridge and village
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I love Satan
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You and me both, kid.
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wait.what?
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@Healey:
Santa is a guy, you know that, right?
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So is schwarte pete
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She’s gonna get a big lump of coal in her stocking.
That, and the power to SWALLOW YOUR SOUL.
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She’s topless, and i just LOVE that about her.
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Ah, that’s my girl!
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Does it make me a pedophile if that’s the second thing I noticed.
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That was the first thing I noticed. The sign came second.
And yet I am not disturbed.
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What a cutie. This made me grin.
The rest of the xmas pictures can burn.
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Train em’ young. That is what they say.
Satan is the man.
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So, who’s Pedo-bear, Santa or Satan?
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Santa watchs little kids a lot.
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and makes them sit in his lap
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@nyokki:
ParasiteGod is the Pedobear
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@KommissarKvC: K, got it.
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You and me both, kid.
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wait.what?
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Santa is a guy, you know that, right? -
So is schwarte pete
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She’s gonna get a big lump of coal in her stocking.
That, and the power to SWALLOW YOUR SOUL.
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She’s topless, and i just LOVE that about her.
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Ah, that’s my girl!
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Does it make me a pedophile if that’s the second thing I noticed.
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That was the first thing I noticed. The sign came second.
And yet I am not disturbed.
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What a cutie. This made me grin.
The rest of the xmas pictures can burn.
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Train em’ young. That is what they say.
Satan is the man.
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So, who’s Pedo-bear, Santa or Satan?
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Santa watchs little kids a lot.
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@KommissarKvC: K, got it.
Cousin Eddie from National Lampoon`s Christmas Vacation
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Shitter was full!
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Happens.
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Best Christmas movie ever? Yes yes.
Sequel is the worst Christmas movie ever? Yes yes.
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Save me the neck Clark.
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Randy Quaid is a god in my country
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Have you checked our shitter, sonny?
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Save me the neck Clark.
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Randy Quaid is a god in my country
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Have you checked our shitter, sonny?
Christ on a Cross – Christmas Style
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Merry Christmas!
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I usually like stuff like this, but this one is really ugly and tasteless.
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Last I remember Christmas was about the *birth* of Jesus.. =/
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Birth…Death…Whatever.
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@dieAntagonista: Yeah, I agree.
I predict 8 million comments coming up soon.
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Aw, people are confusing Christmas with Easter again… and confusing religion with reality.
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I’m with DieAntagonista and Billy Manic on this one. And I am a sacriligious and blasphemous jerk.
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I’m glad my birthday is the day after this stupid shit’s birthday.
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@Dreth: Happy almost birthday.
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Thanks, other than my girlfriend you’re the only person to even mention it.
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Tis ‘Shooped. I no because Christmas was not celebrated, notwithstanding the fact that light bulb had not been invented, let alone Christmas tree lights, during Jesus’ lifetime.
Just sayin’…
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Tasteless…I like it. Just needs a dradle and some electricity.
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I usually like stuff like this, but this one is really ugly and tasteless.
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Last I remember Christmas was about the *birth* of Jesus.. =/
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Birth…Death…Whatever.
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@dieAntagonista: Yeah, I agree.
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Aw, people are confusing Christmas with Easter again… and confusing religion with reality.
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I’m with DieAntagonista and Billy Manic on this one. And I am a sacriligious and blasphemous jerk.
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I’m glad my birthday is the day after this stupid shit’s birthday.
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@Dreth: Happy almost birthday.
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Thanks, other than my girlfriend you’re the only person to even mention it.
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Tis ‘Shooped. I no because Christmas was not celebrated, notwithstanding the fact that light bulb had not been invented, let alone Christmas tree lights, during Jesus’ lifetime.
Just sayin’…
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Tasteless…I like it. Just needs a dradle and some electricity.
Kissing Balls $15
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Batman on a raindeer
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Uh, you mean Batman on a REINdeer, not RAINdeer?
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DEER RAAAAAAAAAAAAIN,
SOME STAY FURRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN,
DEER RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
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^Shameless copy of Sticky’s Casing Rain comment.
And I like how even the deer looks badass. Only with Batman, deers manage to look scary.
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Badass reindeer is gonna kick some holiday ass.
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TO THE BATMOB….
wtf.. where??
ok.. I guess I’ll take the reindeer
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From a Dark steed, to a reindeer? He’s slipping…
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I dunno, that reindeer looks pretty pissed off.
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Batman 3?
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Uh, you mean Batman on a REINdeer, not RAINdeer?
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DEER RAAAAAAAAAAAAIN,
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^Shameless copy of Sticky’s Casing Rain comment.
And I like how even the deer looks badass. Only with Batman, deers manage to look scary. -
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From a Dark steed, to a reindeer? He’s slipping…
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I dunno, that reindeer looks pretty pissed off.
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Batman 3?
Jesus – Santa Clause for grown-ups
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these blindly neo-pagan renditions of da Christo are so doofy that they just got to be a ‘secret’ joke. Casting the dying-god figure in gilded garb is like either a powerful and self-destructive insult, or a sublime farce. Or both.
Pagan artists posing as Christians and sabotaging their art FTW. But I s’pose that is what Catholicism is all about. A heartless roman pagan stew over-cooked in a christian croque
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Well that and almost every single painting of Jesus shows him as being white and bearded. There is absolutely no evidence in the bible or elsewhere as to what color Jesus’ skin was. Truth be told jesus could have looked like Yasir Arafat or even osama bin laden.
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Also, tiki i respect that you choose not to believe in god or whatever the hell you don’t believe in; but all this “CHRISTIANS ARE BAD, JESUS IS FAKE LOOK AT HOW STUPID CHRISTIANS ARE” stuff is really beginning to get on my nerves.
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It just needs a verb;Â then it’ll be a full sentence.
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@thelotuseater725: Let him. At least it attracts people like Herr Dragon to this site and makes them post. Personally I don’t believe that Jesus was the son of god, but there is definitely evidence that proves that a man by the name of Jesus existed. In fact, I believe most of Jesus’ story is true. Was it a miracle? No. Magic? Definitely not. Like when he healed all those people, it’s perfectly possible, but of course how can you expect such an old scripture to be 100% accurate after such a long time. Unless you have studied the bible in Latin and Hebrew you know only little about what actually happened. James King can suck it.
And If people are capable of killing their daughters, or believing that the earth is a plate on the back of a turtle, chances are, they would be pretty batshit insane even without any religion.
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“but of course how can you expect such an old scripture to be 100% accurate after such a long time. ”
Especially since the parts about Jesus weren’t written until at least 30-40 years after his death.
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@thelotuseater725: christian ARE bad, and jesus IS fake. It’s all made up shit that some poor caveman told his kids so they would respect him and he wouldn’t have to beat their ass every day.
or it’s shit that a speaking, burning bush told someone while he was high on LSD
or it was an Angel dove that came down and gave us 15 10 commandments
or it was some dude under a tree who reached nirvana.
or it was some all powerful vengeful god that created the entire universe in 6 days, but had to rest on the seventh, because being all powerful is tiresome.
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I think necrophiliacs are cool.
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@dieA:
Hey! I don’t want to hear any bad words about Great A’Tuin! Although you forgot the elephants that stand on the turtle and carry the disc.
If you would excuse me now, I have a feast to attend at the Unseen University.
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Hmm, it’s funny how many people believe that everything in the bible is meant to be taken literally. Even funnier that most of those people seem to be atheists.
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@Goldfinger: Touché. And don’t forget a napkin my friend, I know how messy it can get. /wink
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@Goldfinger: Agreed. But it’s often the Christians who take the bible literally, who cause others to become atheists.
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@Goldfinger: Literalism or allegory are taken as necessary to benefit those who use the Bible to promote their own agenda.
For example, homosexuality is decried as an abomination in the Bible, and that fact is specifically used as a rallying point by homophobic pastors to goad their megachurch populations into defeating civil laws allowing same-sex unions. But, turn a few pages, and Leviticus also states that adultery is an abomination, as is divorce, and for that matter, eating shellfish or mixing milk and meat. But you don’t hear Rick Warren telling the world that we should legislate action against adulterers. You never hear about Proposition 9, the anti-shellfish law.
If there is a God, and he turns out to be a giant, black, gay lobster, then we are all screwed.
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@tiki god: I agree.
We needed religion before proper education and government.
Now it’s just a cancer in the mind of mankind that needs to go.
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@Tenspace: I’ve got some delicious information for you.
Did you know that if you read the bible in Hebrew, the whole thing about homosexuality means something completely different? Here’s what it actually says. Back then, the earth was still underpopulated. So if all the men and women who were gay, would have just gotten together with the people they actually loved – it would have probably taken only a minor disease and we would have died out. It was never meant to be interpreted that homosexuality is a sin. In fact, the sin and hell that are mentioned in the bible are metaphorical. If you translate the words that describe hell in the bible from Hebrew into English, it means actually a place of shame. Do you think that even if there is an afterlife that anyone would feel shame after they died? Doesn’t make any sense I know. The hell in the bible is supposed to mean a bad life on earth.
But of course all of this information is useless, since we have all these false interpretations around, and the god damn King James bible.
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@dieAntagonista: Thanks for the info, but there are two problems with your hypothesis: 1) The Earth was far from underpopulated by humans ~5k years ago. There were an estimated 300-600 million humans living on the planet then (ref: Population Today, Nov/Dec 2002). 2) You fail to provide any reference to your source. Sweetie, I’m a data junkie, so if you want to impress your knowledge upon me, you best back it up.
Also, being a devout Jew for most of my life (gave it up and became an atheist ten years ago), I am aware of the many differences in translation and interpretation of the Bible. You are correct on your secondary points, specifically that in Judaism/Old Testament, there is no hell.
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Well tenspace, At least you are acting like an educated individual on your dissent with religion. I respect any atheist who backs up what they say with scientific or historical fact. I am wary of the possibility that it may be a falshood and does it change my belief? No, it doesn’t, but it allows me to see the holes in my beliefs and it gives me another perspective to look at myself from.
@tiki,
You know what fuck it. there is no getting through to you on this. Arguing with you is like arguing with a racist or holocaust denier.
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@thelotuseater725
From my experience THAT’s a hell of a lot less fun :/
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@thelotuseater725: Tiki takes the position of a “strong” atheist, as do I. He just exercises brevity, whereas I like to type. I’m sure that if you bought him a beer (or three) he could pontificate until the wee hours on the specifics and historicity of religion. My thoughts are much the same as his, though I feel it’s more the “campfire stories of middle-eastern tribal nomads” than the caveman controlling his offspring. Unless you replace caveman with “those who wield authority”, and offspring with “general population”. In that case, we’re one and the same.
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HAHAHA here we gooooooo
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Not tonight, my friend. I am packing up my bass and heading over to a friend’s house to jam and smoke copious amounts of weed. Tomorrow I shall return.
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@Tenspace: Haha, yea maybe I should have explained that the world wasn’t actually underpopulated, but to them it was. You know what I mean? They had no idea how many people there were on the planet. I knew someone would ask for a source, but the reason why I can’t show any is quite obvious. There would be major drama all over the place if Hebrew scholars would come out and explain the scripture and what it actually means. I think I’ve seen some site a while ago where they talked about this, unfortunately it was in German. Although there was one author, who goes by the name of Dr. Joseph Murphy, who happens to be one of my heroes. And well he touches on this subject and explains a little how there is no actual sin or punishment for it. I just realised that he was quite the determinist.
Well either way, I obviously can’t prove it to you, though I’m a little surprised since you have been a devout Jew, as you said, for such a long time, yet you’ve never heard of this.
@thelotuseater725: Aw Lotus. I can’t believe you let him trick you. Can’t you see, he’s being sarcastic. And he probably thought that it might provoke some other theist to freak out on him in the comments. I’m pretty sure you know by now how open-minded tiki is.
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Mmm weed. I think we’d be all best friends if we just smoked some weed together.
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Jesus looked like a pope!
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Santa Claus does not end in an e, except when referring to the movie, as far as I know.
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@Twee: But it’s the Santa Clause.
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This comment list makes me happy. For the past three months I’ve been seeing nothing but mass-hysteria in the form of neo-con christians screaming that King James’ God is soft and fake and everyone’s burning in hell except god’s chosen few and I was really starting to think the whole goddamn world just accepted Jesus Christ of Old as their lord and master overnight. I’m not saying those who do are wrong (I’m not saying they’re right, either) but fuck, a little diversity is nice. Keeps those dogmatic zealots from being too nasty.
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@tiki god: I have to disagree Tiki man…
There is a big difference between saying “Christians are bad” and “There are a lot of bad Christians”. The first is a blanket statement that is guaranteed to be false.
Neither atheist, agnostic nor theist, of any variety, has a lock on either good or bad.
There are good people and bad people an any demographic you care to pick out, regardless of how you slice it. The only real difference is how the people justify their acts of evil.
I have known both absolutely despicable, as well as nauseatingly sweet atheists. The same is true of agnostics and theists. So I know from personal experience, not to label any single group bad, because it is simply not true. It is an over simplistic and self deceptive way of thinking…
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@dieAntagonista: Perhaps you are right about tiki. Maybe i am being over defensive given the hellfire i typically deal with.
I guarantee Israel and Palestine would bake each other baskets of scones and cookies if everyone just sat down and passed a bong around.
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Religion is bullshit.
Believers are either morons or fakes.
And this is no Haiku.
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@Phyreblade: You rock. For having common sense and all, but I’m still sure tiki was only kidding.
@thelotuseater725: Totally. Weed solves so many problems, it should be smoked by everyone just out of politeness.
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@dieAntagonista: I’ll have to pull out a few of my Jew books and check on that.
They didn’t tell me there’d be eggnog, which, from here on out I shall call Bailey’s American Cream. On the Eighth Day, God woke up hungover, and invented coffee.
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@dieAntagonista: Yeah, i’ve this nasty habit of biting at trollbait so, who knows… Though I do agree about the weed… I say we all puff, pass and sing Kumbaya…
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@Phyreblade: Word. Haha and don’t worry, I’m the same if not worse. :>
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these blindly neo-pagan renditions of da Christo are so doofy that they just got to be a ‘secret’ joke. Casting the dying-god figure in gilded garb is like either a powerful and self-destructive insult, or a sublime farce. Or both.
Pagan artists posing as Christians and sabotaging their art FTW. But I s’pose that is what Catholicism is all about. A heartless roman pagan stew over-cooked in a christian croque
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Well that and almost every single painting of Jesus shows him as being white and bearded. There is absolutely no evidence in the bible or elsewhere as to what color Jesus’ skin was. Truth be told jesus could have looked like Yasir Arafat or even osama bin laden.
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Also, tiki i respect that you choose not to believe in god or whatever the hell you don’t believe in; but all this “CHRISTIANS ARE BAD, JESUS IS FAKE LOOK AT HOW STUPID CHRISTIANS ARE” stuff is really beginning to get on my nerves.
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It just needs a verb;Â then it’ll be a full sentence.
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@thelotuseater725: Let him. At least it attracts people like Herr Dragon to this site and makes them post. Personally I don’t believe that Jesus was the son of god, but there is definitely evidence that proves that a man by the name of Jesus existed. In fact, I believe most of Jesus’ story is true. Was it a miracle? No. Magic? Definitely not. Like when he healed all those people, it’s perfectly possible, but of course how can you expect such an old scripture to be 100% accurate after such a long time. Unless you have studied the bible in Latin and Hebrew you know only little about what actually happened. James King can suck it.
And If people are capable of killing their daughters, or believing that the earth is a plate on the back of a turtle, chances are, they would be pretty batshit insane even without any religion.
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“but of course how can you expect such an old scripture to be 100% accurate after such a long time. ”
Especially since the parts about Jesus weren’t written until at least 30-40 years after his death.
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@thelotuseater725: christian ARE bad, and jesus IS fake. It’s all made up shit that some poor caveman told his kids so they would respect him and he wouldn’t have to beat their ass every day.
or it’s shit that a speaking, burning bush told someone while he was high on LSD
or it was an
Angeldove that came down and gave us1510 commandmentsor it was some dude under a tree who reached nirvana.
or it was some all powerful vengeful god that created the entire universe in 6 days, but had to rest on the seventh, because being all powerful is tiresome.
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I think necrophiliacs are cool.
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@dieA:
Hey! I don’t want to hear any bad words about Great A’Tuin! Although you forgot the elephants that stand on the turtle and carry the disc.If you would excuse me now, I have a feast to attend at the Unseen University.
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Hmm, it’s funny how many people believe that everything in the bible is meant to be taken literally. Even funnier that most of those people seem to be atheists.
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@Goldfinger: Touché. And don’t forget a napkin my friend, I know how messy it can get. /wink
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@Goldfinger: Agreed. But it’s often the Christians who take the bible literally, who cause others to become atheists.
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@Goldfinger: Literalism or allegory are taken as necessary to benefit those who use the Bible to promote their own agenda.
For example, homosexuality is decried as an abomination in the Bible, and that fact is specifically used as a rallying point by homophobic pastors to goad their megachurch populations into defeating civil laws allowing same-sex unions. But, turn a few pages, and Leviticus also states that adultery is an abomination, as is divorce, and for that matter, eating shellfish or mixing milk and meat. But you don’t hear Rick Warren telling the world that we should legislate action against adulterers. You never hear about Proposition 9, the anti-shellfish law.
If there is a God, and he turns out to be a giant, black, gay lobster, then we are all screwed.
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@tiki god: I agree.
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@Tenspace: I’ve got some delicious information for you.
Did you know that if you read the bible in Hebrew, the whole thing about homosexuality means something completely different? Here’s what it actually says. Back then, the earth was still underpopulated. So if all the men and women who were gay, would have just gotten together with the people they actually loved – it would have probably taken only a minor disease and we would have died out. It was never meant to be interpreted that homosexuality is a sin. In fact, the sin and hell that are mentioned in the bible are metaphorical. If you translate the words that describe hell in the bible from Hebrew into English, it means actually a place of shame. Do you think that even if there is an afterlife that anyone would feel shame after they died? Doesn’t make any sense I know. The hell in the bible is supposed to mean a bad life on earth.
But of course all of this information is useless, since we have all these false interpretations around, and the god damn King James bible.
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@dieAntagonista: Thanks for the info, but there are two problems with your hypothesis: 1) The Earth was far from underpopulated by humans ~5k years ago. There were an estimated 300-600 million humans living on the planet then (ref: Population Today, Nov/Dec 2002). 2) You fail to provide any reference to your source. Sweetie, I’m a data junkie, so if you want to impress your knowledge upon me, you best back it up.
Also, being a devout Jew for most of my life (gave it up and became an atheist ten years ago), I am aware of the many differences in translation and interpretation of the Bible. You are correct on your secondary points, specifically that in Judaism/Old Testament, there is no hell.
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Well tenspace, At least you are acting like an educated individual on your dissent with religion. I respect any atheist who backs up what they say with scientific or historical fact. I am wary of the possibility that it may be a falshood and does it change my belief? No, it doesn’t, but it allows me to see the holes in my beliefs and it gives me another perspective to look at myself from.
@tiki,
You know what fuck it. there is no getting through to you on this. Arguing with you is like arguing with a racist or holocaust denier.
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@thelotuseater725: Tiki takes the position of a “strong” atheist, as do I. He just exercises brevity, whereas I like to type. I’m sure that if you bought him a beer (or three) he could pontificate until the wee hours on the specifics and historicity of religion. My thoughts are much the same as his, though I feel it’s more the “campfire stories of middle-eastern tribal nomads” than the caveman controlling his offspring. Unless you replace caveman with “those who wield authority”, and offspring with “general population”. In that case, we’re one and the same.
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HAHAHA here we gooooooo
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Not tonight, my friend. I am packing up my bass and heading over to a friend’s house to jam and smoke copious amounts of weed. Tomorrow I shall return.
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@Tenspace: Haha, yea maybe I should have explained that the world wasn’t actually underpopulated, but to them it was. You know what I mean? They had no idea how many people there were on the planet. I knew someone would ask for a source, but the reason why I can’t show any is quite obvious. There would be major drama all over the place if Hebrew scholars would come out and explain the scripture and what it actually means. I think I’ve seen some site a while ago where they talked about this, unfortunately it was in German. Although there was one author, who goes by the name of Dr. Joseph Murphy, who happens to be one of my heroes. And well he touches on this subject and explains a little how there is no actual sin or punishment for it. I just realised that he was quite the determinist.
Well either way, I obviously can’t prove it to you, though I’m a little surprised since you have been a devout Jew, as you said, for such a long time, yet you’ve never heard of this.@thelotuseater725: Aw Lotus. I can’t believe you let him trick you. Can’t you see, he’s being sarcastic. And he probably thought that it might provoke some other theist to freak out on him in the comments. I’m pretty sure you know by now how open-minded tiki is.
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Mmm weed. I think we’d be all best friends if we just smoked some weed together.
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Jesus looked like a pope!
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Santa Claus does not end in an e, except when referring to the movie, as far as I know.
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@Twee: But it’s the Santa Clause.
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This comment list makes me happy. For the past three months I’ve been seeing nothing but mass-hysteria in the form of neo-con christians screaming that King James’ God is soft and fake and everyone’s burning in hell except god’s chosen few and I was really starting to think the whole goddamn world just accepted Jesus Christ of Old as their lord and master overnight. I’m not saying those who do are wrong (I’m not saying they’re right, either) but fuck, a little diversity is nice. Keeps those dogmatic zealots from being too nasty.
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@tiki god: I have to disagree Tiki man…
There is a big difference between saying “Christians are bad” and “There are a lot of bad Christians”. The first is a blanket statement that is guaranteed to be false.
Neither atheist, agnostic nor theist, of any variety, has a lock on either good or bad.There are good people and bad people an any demographic you care to pick out, regardless of how you slice it. The only real difference is how the people justify their acts of evil.
I have known both absolutely despicable, as well as nauseatingly sweet atheists. The same is true of agnostics and theists. So I know from personal experience, not to label any single group bad, because it is simply not true. It is an over simplistic and self deceptive way of thinking…
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@dieAntagonista: Perhaps you are right about tiki. Maybe i am being over defensive given the hellfire i typically deal with.
I guarantee Israel and Palestine would bake each other baskets of scones and cookies if everyone just sat down and passed a bong around.
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@Phyreblade: You rock. For having common sense and all, but I’m still sure tiki was only kidding.
@thelotuseater725: Totally. Weed solves so many problems, it should be smoked by everyone just out of politeness.
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@dieAntagonista: I’ll have to pull out a few of my Jew books and check on that.
They didn’t tell me there’d be eggnog, which, from here on out I shall call Bailey’s American Cream. On the Eighth Day, God woke up hungover, and invented coffee.
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@dieAntagonista: Yeah, i’ve this nasty habit of biting at trollbait so, who knows… Though I do agree about the weed… I say we all puff, pass and sing Kumbaya…
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@Phyreblade: Word. Haha and don’t worry, I’m the same if not worse. :>
Merry Christmas! Ho Ho AAAGH!
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Cynical Kids at Christmas
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I really like their faces.
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I figured out my dad was Santa when I was seven because he left a note thanking me for the cookies and milk and the handwriting was my dad’s.
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Their first clue was the black stockings…
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@storminator: Yeah, WTH is up with that? But yesterday I saw a BLACK santa for sale. As in black clothes, not black face. Black face and red clothes would still look more normal tho!
@dieAntagonista: The faces look like a 3 year old made them. And he still gets paid to draw them every (?) day. I want his job, I suck at drawing too.
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I know that’s why I like ‘em. But it’s not really like that, you see there are many cartoonists who draw stuff like that and at first it appears like a 3 year old drew it. The thing is, it’s got character. You could be the best artist in the world, if your drawings don’t have character nobody is gonna want to look at them. Took me a while to figure that one out too.
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I really like their faces.
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I figured out my dad was Santa when I was seven because he left a note thanking me for the cookies and milk and the handwriting was my dad’s.
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Their first clue was the black stockings…
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@storminator: Yeah, WTH is up with that? But yesterday I saw a BLACK santa for sale. As in black clothes, not black face. Black face and red clothes would still look more normal tho!
@dieAntagonista: The faces look like a 3 year old made them. And he still gets paid to draw them every (?) day. I want his job, I suck at drawing too.
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I know that’s why I like ‘em. But it’s not really like that, you see there are many cartoonists who draw stuff like that and at first it appears like a 3 year old drew it. The thing is, it’s got character. You could be the best artist in the world, if your drawings don’t have character nobody is gonna want to look at them. Took me a while to figure that one out too.
Dear Children..
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One day you will learn everything about Santa Claus.
On that day, remember everything the adults have told you about Jesus.
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i don’t get it. i think the maker don’t know a shit about santa!
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He’s saying that kids are being duped about Santa *and* Jesus.
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The Easter Bunny too.
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@Puulaahi: Pffft… Lies. The easter bunny is real. In fact, I’m having one for Christmas dinner…
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i don’t get it. i think the maker don’t know a shit about santa!
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He’s saying that kids are being duped about Santa *and* Jesus.
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The Easter Bunny too.
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@Puulaahi: Pffft… Lies. The easter bunny is real. In fact, I’m having one for Christmas dinner…
Krampus
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Every year on the 5th of December, there is this tradition that Austrians and people of other Germanic countries like to follow. Volunteers dress up as what we call, a Krampus [spelled Krampusz] which is also known as the Companions of Saint Nicholas.
“They wear goat-hair costumes and carved masks, carrying bundles of sticks used as switches, and swinging cowbells to warn of their approach. They are typically young men in their teens and early twenties and are generally intoxicated. They roam the streets of small quiet towns and hit people with their switches. It is not considered wise for young women to go out on this night, as they are popular targets.”
In my hometown, they sometimes even force you to get down on your knees and say a prayer.
I think I’m staying home tonight.
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Hah! You rock!
My girlfriend forgot about Nikolaustag this year – so I filled her boots with dirt and left her a switch and a picture of Krampus.
She was a bit pissed off – but hey, Krampus acts in mysterious ways.
In B-W he is more commonly called Knecht Ruprecht, and is a bit less demonic. Krampus is much better.
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Organized Raep FTW
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Saw this once in Munich. Took a good bit of explaining, but it’s actually kinda cool. Christmas terror!
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i’m sorry but any motherfucker who tries to hit me i’m going chuck norris on them.. with my spiked baseball bat www.freewebs.com/1428crystallake/bat2.jpg
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This should happen worldwide.
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hmm i change my mind im going to drop on a jason outfit… then i want to see who’s gonna hit someone
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Don’t forget your goat leggings!!
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Why are the companions of St. Nicholas roaming the street w/ switches hitting people and worse?
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@nyokki: Haha it’s like punishing the people that didn’t behave well? But of course they’re targeting them by coincidence so there is really no point to it.
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Hah! You rock!
My girlfriend forgot about Nikolaustag this year – so I filled her boots with dirt and left her a switch and a picture of Krampus.
She was a bit pissed off – but hey, Krampus acts in mysterious ways.
In B-W he is more commonly called Knecht Ruprecht, and is a bit less demonic. Krampus is much better.
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Organized Raep FTW
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Saw this once in Munich. Took a good bit of explaining, but it’s actually kinda cool. Christmas terror!
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i’m sorry but any motherfucker who tries to hit me i’m going chuck norris on them.. with my spiked baseball bat www.freewebs.com/1428crystallake/bat2.jpg
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This should happen worldwide.
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hmm i change my mind im going to drop on a jason outfit… then i want to see who’s gonna hit someone
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Don’t forget your goat leggings!!
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Why are the companions of St. Nicholas roaming the street w/ switches hitting people and worse?
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@nyokki: Haha it’s like punishing the people that didn’t behave well? But of course they’re targeting them by coincidence so there is really no point to it.
Big Daddy Christmas
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Christmas time is here.
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Would be better if they had made the drill look like a Christmas tree.
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@BowToMe: that’s an awesome idea!
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My new wallpaper!
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And his head all shiny like a bauble!
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Would be better if they had made the drill look like a Christmas tree.
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@BowToMe: that’s an awesome idea!
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My new wallpaper!
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And his head all shiny like a bauble!
Bud
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Mmmmm… Tasty
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This bud is for you.
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Yummy,any idea what strain? That’s the thing about headies they all look relatively the same save for the ones with orange/red, blue/purple hues. Even then it is still impossible to tell without a lab analysis or packaging from a reputable breeder.
(In before A dumbass KomissarKonrad post.)
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Goddamn stoners. You are NOT a subculture. You are a plague.
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I found this picture while looking up info on Afghan Kush, but I am pretty sure it is something else. It reminds me of the Northern Lights we get from Canada.
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Haha, a plague ey?
Why, are they poisoning your food,developing weapons of mass destruction, bombing foreign countries, or something of the sort?
Okay that’s not really fair. But when was the last time you heard of a stoner who beat up someone, or raped some person. Think about it.
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Well dieAntagonista there are many reports of people committing crimes while ” under the influence” of marijuana. But stoner culture for the most part is peaceful; even the metalhead death metal stoners who write about blood and guts are big ol’ teddy bears. I think the problem is that people refuse to take responsibility for their actions and instead blame it on alchohol/drugs. If you commit a crime or murder another human you have had the capacity to do so all along, it’s just you have an excuse that people will buy into.
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You mean to tell us that stoners are peacekeepers?
You try to make it sound like pot helps in making the world a safe place.
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If Babylon legalize it, Rastaman will supply it, and surely Jah will advertise it.
If Babylon appreciate it, Rastaman will cultivate it.
Peace. Love. JAH Rastifari.
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“My choice is what i chose to do; and if I’m causin no harm, it shouldn’t bother you. Your choice is who you chose to be; and if your causin to harm, then your alright with me.If you dont like my fire, then dont come around, cause I’m gona burn one down.
Yes i’m gonna burn one, down.” – Ben Harper
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Fashion crimes don’t count.
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Nah, nobody is a peacekeeper just because they’re friends with marry jane.
But if you worry about the problems within a society, potheads are the last people who are causing any.
People always agree with me, that alcohol doesn’t make anybody better. If that’s the case, then pot sure as hell doesn’t make anybody worse either.
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I think it looks like BC King, but it’s hard to tell for certain since the color has obviously been manipulated. If it was a full flower it’d be easier to identify.
Right now I’m enjoying some lovely and proudly homegrown hydroponic White Widow.
I have a huge lez crush on mary jane.
A lot of people really need to crawl out of the dark ages and stop hating people because of what they choose to enjoy and enhance their lives with. We aren’t hurting anyone.
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Can you prove what you said, or is it just what your mommy told you? Never mind, just go back to not thinking for yourself.
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It’s impossible to tell the strain from this picture. You’d need to see the plant growing, and then sample it. Even then, every moron that’s ever accidentally ended up with a few seeds think they’ve “invented” something, and declare a new strain. So there’s millions out there.
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To thelotuseater725, Hey guy, Fuck You….
Thanks….
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My Bad, wrong guy….
To MikeBabaguh, Hey guy, Fuck You….
Thanks….
thelotuseater725, You are still cool!!!!
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I don’t hate stoners.
I hate stoners who are proud of it.
I mean, it’s nothing to be proud of. I’m not proud of drinking alcohol.
Not that I disapprove. When I say it’s nothing to be proud of it, what I really mean is, it’s nothing at all.
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@Luke: The Weed culture isn’t exactly running around bragging about it. I used to live with 11 other stoners, and we never left the damn basement.
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Clearly your country’s stoners are different from mine.
Heck, they had a mini protest a while back.
I didn’t see what organization and activity had to do with smoking weed, and I still don’t.
But it was still fucking absurd.
I don’t even know what they were protesting for. Probably legalization. It’s not like it matters, anyway.
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Only pot addicts whine about it not being legal. It’s really sad when people protest over such trivial bullcrap, are they THAT dependent on weed that they have to practically worship it?
You know what the difference is between stoners and alcoholics?
Alcoholics don’t care if they’re doing something good or not. Stoners think they’re doing the most moralistic thing in the world and try to find 1001 benefits that come from weed so they can justify it. In the end, they’re not even sick or need the weed, they’re just addicted.
Or stupid. Take your pick.
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Anyone who flamed me is a stoner!
Ahahahahaha!
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@Dreth: Firstly, why would anybody who doesn’t smoke pot be campaigning to have it legalised? People generally don’t fight for causes that they don’t believe in.
Secondly, stop tarring us all with the same brush. Until I started university, I was a complete stoner, and yet I never felt I had to justify myself to anybody else. I knew I had a pot addiction, but I knew that it wasn’t affecting my work, family or relationships – my choice to give it up was because if I was caught I’d lose my place at university and I didn’t want to jeopardise it.
On the other side of the scale though, giving up weed does show you just how dependent your body becomes; since going cold turkey, I’ve only managed to sleep for 2 hours in the past 3 days, and I’ve had basically no appetite.
I don’t mean to sound as if I’m flaming anyone here for denouncing stoners, but I’m sick of people reacting to them this way.
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Jimmed, completely respect your point but how many of “you” (as in stoners, or ex-stoners) are likely to say that? The chances are very slim. Just like me bashing my own “kind” (puertoricans) for being breeding cockroaches.
Most of the people you’ll find (stoners and/or puertoricans) are proud of what they are or do and will shamelessly advertise it, which annoys me.
You drink? Fine. You smoke? Fine. You sniff? Fine. I don’t give a rat’s ass what you do, but why feel the need to tell it to the world? If you don’t want to get bashed by being that kind of person, then do not advertise you’re that kind of person.
I’m not saying it to you in specific, just in general.
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Free the weed, thats all “we” want. simple FREEDOM…
..right to bear arms. Big burly hairy bear arms?
Freedom of speech.But you can’t say Nigg*r.even if it was used by both races for a hundred years or so.
Freedom to vote- yep even ignorant trash can vote.
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It might not be the right time
I might not be the right one
But there’s something about us I want to say
Cause there’s something between us anyway
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Mmmmm… Tasty
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This bud is for you.
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Yummy,any idea what strain? That’s the thing about headies they all look relatively the same save for the ones with orange/red, blue/purple hues. Even then it is still impossible to tell without a lab analysis or packaging from a reputable breeder.
(In before A dumbass KomissarKonrad post.)
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Goddamn stoners. You are NOT a subculture. You are a plague.
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I found this picture while looking up info on Afghan Kush, but I am pretty sure it is something else. It reminds me of the Northern Lights we get from Canada.
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Haha, a plague ey?
Why, are they poisoning your food,developing weapons of mass destruction, bombing foreign countries, or something of the sort?
Okay that’s not really fair. But when was the last time you heard of a stoner who beat up someone, or raped some person. Think about it. -
Well dieAntagonista there are many reports of people committing crimes while ” under the influence” of marijuana. But stoner culture for the most part is peaceful; even the metalhead death metal stoners who write about blood and guts are big ol’ teddy bears. I think the problem is that people refuse to take responsibility for their actions and instead blame it on alchohol/drugs. If you commit a crime or murder another human you have had the capacity to do so all along, it’s just you have an excuse that people will buy into.
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You mean to tell us that stoners are peacekeepers?
You try to make it sound like pot helps in making the world a safe place.
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If Babylon legalize it, Rastaman will supply it, and surely Jah will advertise it.
If Babylon appreciate it, Rastaman will cultivate it.
Peace. Love. JAH Rastifari.
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“My choice is what i chose to do; and if I’m causin no harm, it shouldn’t bother you. Your choice is who you chose to be; and if your causin to harm, then your alright with me.If you dont like my fire, then dont come around, cause I’m gona burn one down.
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@thelotuseater725
Fashion crimes don’t count.
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Nah, nobody is a peacekeeper just because they’re friends with marry jane.
But if you worry about the problems within a society, potheads are the last people who are causing any.People always agree with me, that alcohol doesn’t make anybody better. If that’s the case, then pot sure as hell doesn’t make anybody worse either.
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I think it looks like BC King, but it’s hard to tell for certain since the color has obviously been manipulated. If it was a full flower it’d be easier to identify.
Right now I’m enjoying some lovely and proudly homegrown hydroponic White Widow.
I have a huge lez crush on mary jane.
A lot of people really need to crawl out of the dark ages and stop hating people because of what they choose to enjoy and enhance their lives with. We aren’t hurting anyone.
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@MikeBabaguh
Can you prove what you said, or is it just what your mommy told you? Never mind, just go back to not thinking for yourself.
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It’s impossible to tell the strain from this picture. You’d need to see the plant growing, and then sample it. Even then, every moron that’s ever accidentally ended up with a few seeds think they’ve “invented” something, and declare a new strain. So there’s millions out there.
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To thelotuseater725, Hey guy, Fuck You….
Thanks…. -
My Bad, wrong guy….
To MikeBabaguh, Hey guy, Fuck You….
Thanks….thelotuseater725, You are still cool!!!!
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I don’t hate stoners.
I hate stoners who are proud of it.
I mean, it’s nothing to be proud of. I’m not proud of drinking alcohol.
Not that I disapprove. When I say it’s nothing to be proud of it, what I really mean is, it’s nothing at all.
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@Luke: The Weed culture isn’t exactly running around bragging about it. I used to live with 11 other stoners, and we never left the damn basement.
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Clearly your country’s stoners are different from mine.
Heck, they had a mini protest a while back.
I didn’t see what organization and activity had to do with smoking weed, and I still don’t.
But it was still fucking absurd.
I don’t even know what they were protesting for. Probably legalization. It’s not like it matters, anyway.
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Only pot addicts whine about it not being legal. It’s really sad when people protest over such trivial bullcrap, are they THAT dependent on weed that they have to practically worship it?
You know what the difference is between stoners and alcoholics?
Alcoholics don’t care if they’re doing something good or not. Stoners think they’re doing the most moralistic thing in the world and try to find 1001 benefits that come from weed so they can justify it. In the end, they’re not even sick or need the weed, they’re just addicted.
Or stupid. Take your pick.
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Anyone who flamed me is a stoner!
Ahahahahaha!
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@Dreth: Firstly, why would anybody who doesn’t smoke pot be campaigning to have it legalised? People generally don’t fight for causes that they don’t believe in.
Secondly, stop tarring us all with the same brush. Until I started university, I was a complete stoner, and yet I never felt I had to justify myself to anybody else. I knew I had a pot addiction, but I knew that it wasn’t affecting my work, family or relationships – my choice to give it up was because if I was caught I’d lose my place at university and I didn’t want to jeopardise it.
On the other side of the scale though, giving up weed does show you just how dependent your body becomes; since going cold turkey, I’ve only managed to sleep for 2 hours in the past 3 days, and I’ve had basically no appetite.
I don’t mean to sound as if I’m flaming anyone here for denouncing stoners, but I’m sick of people reacting to them this way.
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Jimmed, completely respect your point but how many of “you” (as in stoners, or ex-stoners) are likely to say that? The chances are very slim. Just like me bashing my own “kind” (puertoricans) for being breeding cockroaches.
Most of the people you’ll find (stoners and/or puertoricans) are proud of what they are or do and will shamelessly advertise it, which annoys me.
You drink? Fine. You smoke? Fine. You sniff? Fine. I don’t give a rat’s ass what you do, but why feel the need to tell it to the world? If you don’t want to get bashed by being that kind of person, then do not advertise you’re that kind of person.
I’m not saying it to you in specific, just in general.
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Free the weed, thats all “we” want. simple FREEDOM…
..right to bear arms. Big burly hairy bear arms?
Freedom of speech.But you can’t say Nigg*r.even if it was used by both races for a hundred years or so.
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It might not be the right time
I might not be the right one
But there’s something about us I want to say
Cause there’s something between us anyway
Military Image Dump (55)
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Merry Christmas Suckas…
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Why would santa give him a car battery, i guess it beats coal, sorta =( poor guy.
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At the risk of being the victim of a troll… That’s no car battery…
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looks like one of those ammo boxes
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Your an ammo box. ZING!
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Merry Christmas Suckas…
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Why would santa give him a car battery, i guess it beats coal, sorta =( poor guy.
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At the risk of being the victim of a troll… That’s no car battery…
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looks like one of those ammo boxes
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Your an ammo box. ZING!
hail santa
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ALWAYS misread as “Fail Santa!”
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ALWAYS misread as “Fail Santa!”
Pedo-Santa
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Santa, I’ve been a good girl. Please Stop!
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ROAR i’m a lion
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Context is everything…
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yes!
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4 Responses to Pedo-Santa
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ROAR i’m a lion
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Context is everything…
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yes!
December 24, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Happy Holidays Tiki;
Thank You for bringing together a very interesting and eclectic group of people.
December 24, 2008 at 2:00 pm
@jediadept:
Shut up fuckface!
I mean happy holidays everyone
December 24, 2008 at 2:15 pm
@Kero:
Is somebody cranky?
December 24, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Joyeuses fêtes à tous.
December 24, 2008 at 4:08 pm
@nyokki: You did WHAT with a fetus?!?!?!
Happy Jesus everyone!
December 24, 2008 at 5:26 pm
@colonel-yum-yum: I’m a terrible person.
December 24, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Feliz Navidad
Even though I disapprove with the concept of celebrating Jesus’ anything, I do like the fact people buy useless crap to give others and they do it with a smile.
December 24, 2008 at 8:07 pm
@nyokki: What? You accidentally a fetus? On Christmas Eve? There is a very special place in hell…
December 24, 2008 at 9:54 pm
@Phyreblade: Apparently my ring in Hell is getting deeper and deeper. I think I’m screwed.
December 24, 2008 at 10:37 pm
@nyokki: LOL