My neighborhood




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you don’t even
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Grab & smash




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did he died? or just knocked himself out running through the window?
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I read somewhere that he actually got away.
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That’ll leave a scar, or ten.
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did he died? or just knocked himself out running through the window?
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I read somewhere that he actually got away.
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That’ll leave a scar, or ten.
KISS meets the Phantom of the Park




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Saw it when it aired on network TV back in the day…what a derpfest.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiss_Meets_the_Phantom_of_the_Park
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Best Worst Thing or Worst Best Thing?
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best music, worst fashion sense
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Best Worst Thing or Worst Best Thing?
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best music, worst fashion sense
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Dual photobomb




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This is fantastic. I love the jail bait. I love the photobomb from the guy who slides in for the last few frames.
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Double photobomb ftw!!! Its a photobomb inside of a photobomb…xzibit would be proud.
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This is fantastic. I love the jail bait. I love the photobomb from the guy who slides in for the last few frames.
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Double photobomb ftw!!! Its a photobomb inside of a photobomb…xzibit would be proud.
Whedon on Romney




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Fucking hilarious, all the way to the end.
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YOUTUBEWent ahead and embedded the youtube for you. Awesome stuff.
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YOUTUBE
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Thanks…it seems to embed automatically on the newest ‘theme’ tiki has this place running on (it shows up on mine just fine and I’m not even using mcs+.)
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…wait…never mind; mine skips all over the place (of course that may just be my oldass computer.)
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I know everybody hates anon users, but mine seems to be working just fine. Huh.
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made it 9 seconds
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I’d rather face a Zombie Apocalypse than a Romney Apocalypse. At least with zombies you know what you’re getting.
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Whew! Now I only need to worry about the Zombie Apocalypse.
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Watched it again, made it 12 seconds
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Wow… you’re pretty weak. Vitamins, perhaps?
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YOUTUBE
Went ahead and embedded the youtube for you. Awesome stuff.
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YOUTUBE
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Thanks…it seems to embed automatically on the newest ‘theme’ tiki has this place running on (it shows up on mine just fine and I’m not even using mcs+.)
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…wait…never mind; mine skips all over the place (of course that may just be my oldass computer.)
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I know everybody hates anon users, but mine seems to be working just fine. Huh.
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made it 9 seconds
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I’d rather face a Zombie Apocalypse than a Romney Apocalypse. At least with zombies you know what you’re getting.
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Whew! Now I only need to worry about the Zombie Apocalypse.
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Watched it again, made it 12 seconds
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Wow… you’re pretty weak. Vitamins, perhaps?
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Pause for a moment for a sponsor!
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Trinity Killer – “Singing In The Bathtub” – Dexter




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haha, awesome.
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that’s what I thought when I heard about this weird convergence of things. wtf man.
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even kinda sounds like that actors voice singing
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OH just read the other post.
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Hmm, I may start watching this again. I don’t have showtime anymore, anywhere I can watch it?
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Torrent?
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The way the season ended … wow. Just, fucking, wow.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… oh wow…
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haha, awesome.
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that’s what I thought when I heard about this weird convergence of things. wtf man.
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even kinda sounds like that actors voice singing
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OH just read the other post.
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Hmm, I may start watching this again. I don’t have showtime anymore, anywhere I can watch it?
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Torrent?
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The way the season ended … wow. Just, fucking, wow.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… oh wow…
FUPA Music Video




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via FUPA Music Video – CollegeHumor video.
There seemed to be some confusion as to exactly what we’re looking at in this post, so I figured that a music video would set the record straight.
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Anyone want my lunch? I can’t eat…
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I’m pretty sure that lady is all cunt.
And videos? Welcome to the 21st century!
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the first video was posted to MCS on May 6th, 2006:
www.myconfinedspace.com/2006/05/06/human-beat-box/
but because MCS is an IMAGE site, the videos don’t get posted all too often.
though if you find a cool video or whatever, please feel free to post it over on www.internet-d.com
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I wanna sing this to my girlfriend.
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Anyone want my lunch? I can’t eat…
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I’m pretty sure that lady is all cunt.
And videos? Welcome to the 21st century!
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the first video was posted to MCS on May 6th, 2006:
www.myconfinedspace.com/2006/05/06/human-beat-box/but because MCS is an IMAGE site, the videos don’t get posted all too often.
though if you find a cool video or whatever, please feel free to post it over on www.internet-d.com
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I wanna sing this to my girlfriend.
Gimme That Xtian Side Hug




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I love the fact that they all kill themselves at the end of it. awesome.
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CARDINAL SIN! CARDINAL SIN!
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I want to kidnap them all and drop them off in the middle of the shittiest section 8 I can find, just because they were sampling the Imperial Death March.
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I will not despair that people like this exist. Friken weirdos.
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Tiki, ZOMGitsCriss?
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This is satire, right? …right?
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I was going to make that same exact comment, word for word except for the second …right? at the end.
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No. This was recorded at a Xian music festival. Its serious.
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what the hell am i watching
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I can’t see YouTube videos on MCS now. WTF is going on.
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First GIF pics, gay porn and now YouTube. What next?
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Is this “side hug” because they can’t find a hole?
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jesus ffffffffffffreaks
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One) I was into this kinda stuff 17-21 (prime years!), so this was funny, but made me cringe.
Two) Is it me, or are they remembering-at-the-last-moment not to grab their crotch (BAD example for the kiddies)?
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Fucking thing is gonna be in my head for a week now.
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I’m buying babies like Angelina Jolie.
Democratic shift in the Congress yo! Democratic shift in the Congress!
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I got a General Electric XM214 with their name all over it
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i made it to 1:08 before i had to turn it off. i was having a hard time hearing the video over the sound of my own laughter.
having faithfully attended an apostolic church for six years, this video brings me great lulz
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I can`t imagine what type of church these clowns attend.
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How dare they preach of forbidding young boys of feeling their first boob. It’s every American man’s God given right to have breasts pressed against them. God Hates Wiggers.
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rough rider
1:a condom covered with spikes enhancing sexual experience for the female, sometimes pain
2:Someone who prefers dry anal or vaginal sex, or is extra rough with intercourse
It amuses me that they put a blatant sexual reference in a christian “rap”.
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I love the fact that they all kill themselves at the end of it. awesome.
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CARDINAL SIN! CARDINAL SIN!
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I want to kidnap them all and drop them off in the middle of the shittiest section 8 I can find, just because they were sampling the Imperial Death March.
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I will not despair that people like this exist. Friken weirdos.
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Tiki, ZOMGitsCriss?
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This is satire, right? …right?
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I was going to make that same exact comment, word for word except for the second …right? at the end.
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No. This was recorded at a Xian music festival. Its serious.
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what the hell am i watching
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I can’t see YouTube videos on MCS now. WTF is going on.
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First GIF pics, gay porn and now YouTube. What next?
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Is this “side hug” because they can’t find a hole?
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jesus ffffffffffffreaks
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One) I was into this kinda stuff 17-21 (prime years!), so this was funny, but made me cringe.
Two) Is it me, or are they remembering-at-the-last-moment not to grab their crotch (BAD example for the kiddies)?
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Fucking thing is gonna be in my head for a week now.
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I’m buying babies like Angelina Jolie.
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I got a General Electric XM214 with their name all over it
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i made it to 1:08 before i had to turn it off. i was having a hard time hearing the video over the sound of my own laughter.
having faithfully attended an apostolic church for six years, this video brings me great lulz
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I can`t imagine what type of church these clowns attend.
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How dare they preach of forbidding young boys of feeling their first boob. It’s every American man’s God given right to have breasts pressed against them. God Hates Wiggers.
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rough rider
1:a condom covered with spikes enhancing sexual experience for the female, sometimes pain
2:Someone who prefers dry anal or vaginal sex, or is extra rough with intercourseIt amuses me that they put a blatant sexual reference in a christian “rap”.
Crazy Protester Interrupts Palin Interview




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Some insane guy decides to rush security and manages to send Sarah Palin a very important message.
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LOL- Tate is awsome.
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baha hilarious
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you got knocked THE FUCK out!
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If only somebody would do that for real.
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That brought me tears of joy.
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Good ole Terry Tate – Office Linebacker…
This made me shoot Dr. Pepper out my nose at my desk – awesome.
Search YouTube for his other vids, all equally funny.
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I just got a new LJ icon.
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hahaha lmao!
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i came
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Omg, fuck, yes.
THANK YOU! THAT WAS AWESOME!
“Hi Katie!” ftw.
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that was the best shit ever… but how did that do it?
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NO LONG DISTANCE CALLS, DOUG!
Hi, Janice!
YOU FINISH THE JOE, YOU MAKE SOME MO’!
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that is so funny. I love it !
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Here’s a link for the folks who managed to avoid the first batch of Terry Tate awesomeness:
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There went my diet pepsi (caffeine free too).
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L O FUCKING L
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LOL. I didn’t even expect that. I started coughing and laughing. My chest hurts!
*still surprised, cough cough*
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He should do it over and over to her until she gets enough head trauma to be a Republican president.
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OMFG TY TY TY TY!!!!!!
That was so unexpected and NEEDED.
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ROFLMAO….
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LOL- Tate is awsome.
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baha hilarious
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you got knocked THE FUCK out!
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If only somebody would do that for real.
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That brought me tears of joy.
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Good ole Terry Tate – Office Linebacker…
This made me shoot Dr. Pepper out my nose at my desk – awesome.
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I just got a new LJ icon.
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hahaha lmao!
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i came
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Omg, fuck, yes.
THANK YOU! THAT WAS AWESOME!
“Hi Katie!” ftw.
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that was the best shit ever… but how did that do it?
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NO LONG DISTANCE CALLS, DOUG!
Hi, Janice!
YOU FINISH THE JOE, YOU MAKE SOME MO’!
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that is so funny. I love it !
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Here’s a link for the folks who managed to avoid the first batch of Terry Tate awesomeness:
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There went my diet pepsi (caffeine free too).
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L O FUCKING L
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LOL. I didn’t even expect that. I started coughing and laughing. My chest hurts!
*still surprised, cough cough*
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He should do it over and over to her until she gets enough head trauma to be a Republican president.
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OMFG TY TY TY TY!!!!!!
That was so unexpected and NEEDED.
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ROFLMAO….
YouTube – McCain Mocks Women’s “Health” in debate using “air quotes”.




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YouTube – McCain Mocks Women’s “Health” in debate using “air quotes”.
what a fucking tool.
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They’re both tools. We’re Screwed ’08.
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Ok, we need to let diabeetus get his “first” comment in because I’m getting tired of clicking on that stupid Oct 16 video. I don’t care that I should realize it’s the same video. It’s clickable, so I click. I hate being reminded that I’m a lemming.
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McCain hates women. Obama 08!
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“elevating one of the least experienced individuals” “first experience…in this chair”
both of which can be said for McSame, right?
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I’m just glad Iddq isn’t posting final solution anymore, although I think all my firefox plugins would block it nowadays.
Anyway I’ve learned to to click on his links at all.
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I keep clicking before I realize that it was diabeetus that posted it.
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Both mccain and osama are gonna fuck the country up more than it already is, people who think obama is some messiah or are on the he’s gonna save us all tip are fucking retarded they both just want to get into the big house and do nothing at all for the American people.
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Well, Obama may lack experience, but least he’s not fucking racist or hates women like McCain has demonstrated over and over and over again.
Let’s face it, of the two who are better people, not better candidates, Obama clearly is.
McCain dumps his sick wife and marries a sugar momma. His said sugar momma is a drug addict, like most rich people. McCain doesn’t care about anyone but the rich, that’s why he’s going to tax the fuck out the poor and middle class.
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McCain reminds me of Dr Evil.
au.youtube.com/watch?v=HsrYz0164dw&feature=related
Yeah, having said that; I’m not the first to think so.
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I have invented a device called a “Time Machine.” I will use this “Time Machine” to go back to 1969 to steal Barack Obama’s mojo!
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Republicans just love fetuses. You ever see these tools at an antiabortion rally? They run around with posters of fetuses and huge throbbing erections. But they don’t give a goddamned shit about the things once they’re born. They practically worship the fucking things when they’re in the mother, but once they’re actually born they don’t give a shit if they have health care, food, shelter, etc.
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For being the “Less Government” candidate… McCain sure wants the government to control how you live your lives.
So make your choice….
Obama – Eloquent, magnum cum laude, level headed.
or
McCain – Bumbling, Graduated bottom 5th percent at the USNA, and is clearly prone to violent outbursts.
It’s time that the Republican rape of the people of the USA is ended and never allowed to return
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NEVER click on or acknowledge anything diabeetus posting in comments!
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You know, abortion may not be THE issue anymore (congrats economy!) but dismissing the health of a pregnant woman as a factor in her choices about… well, her health, is a great way to loose even those who agree with you on abortion most of the time. Even the girl I know who prays outside Planned Parenthood thought that was out of line.
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Argh. Seriously, I don’t think Roe v. Wade will be overturned by anyone anytime soon, but saying you’re planning on doing it makes me very afraid. How will you fix the economy, McCain? Er, um…yeah, no idea. But you’re all gung-ho suddenly (he wasn’t six months ago) to take away my options as a woman because it’s your uterus and your life and your problem and your choice, apparently. Thanks, you bastard. And Palin, well. She’s a woman who chose to have a special needs kid. Kudos to her for being rich enough to raise that kid with few problems. I choose not to take that risk and she wants to tell me that I am not allowed to make that decision. I don’t agree with everything Obama and Biden say or stand for, but at least they are willing to keep their noses out of my crotch and are seriously concerned with fixing the issues that are really important.
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Obama looks disgusted at the end, and rightfully so. McCain is such a creep.
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They’re both tools. We’re Screwed ’08.
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Ok, we need to let diabeetus get his “first” comment in because I’m getting tired of clicking on that stupid Oct 16 video. I don’t care that I should realize it’s the same video. It’s clickable, so I click. I hate being reminded that I’m a lemming.
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McCain hates women. Obama 08!
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“elevating one of the least experienced individuals” “first experience…in this chair”
both of which can be said for McSame, right?
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I’m just glad Iddq isn’t posting final solution anymore, although I think all my firefox plugins would block it nowadays.
Anyway I’ve learned to to click on his links at all.
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I keep clicking before I realize that it was diabeetus that posted it.
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Both mccain and osama are gonna fuck the country up more than it already is, people who think obama is some messiah or are on the he’s gonna save us all tip are fucking retarded they both just want to get into the big house and do nothing at all for the American people.
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Well, Obama may lack experience, but least he’s not fucking racist or hates women like McCain has demonstrated over and over and over again.
Let’s face it, of the two who are better people, not better candidates, Obama clearly is.
McCain dumps his sick wife and marries a sugar momma. His said sugar momma is a drug addict, like most rich people. McCain doesn’t care about anyone but the rich, that’s why he’s going to tax the fuck out the poor and middle class.
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McCain reminds me of Dr Evil.
au.youtube.com/watch?v=HsrYz0164dw&feature=related
Yeah, having said that; I’m not the first to think so.
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I have invented a device called a “Time Machine.” I will use this “Time Machine” to go back to 1969 to steal Barack Obama’s mojo!
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Republicans just love fetuses. You ever see these tools at an antiabortion rally? They run around with posters of fetuses and huge throbbing erections. But they don’t give a goddamned shit about the things once they’re born. They practically worship the fucking things when they’re in the mother, but once they’re actually born they don’t give a shit if they have health care, food, shelter, etc.
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For being the “Less Government” candidate… McCain sure wants the government to control how you live your lives.
So make your choice….
Obama – Eloquent, magnum cum laude, level headed.
or
McCain – Bumbling, Graduated bottom 5th percent at the USNA, and is clearly prone to violent outbursts.
It’s time that the Republican rape of the people of the USA is ended and never allowed to return
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NEVER click on or acknowledge anything diabeetus posting in comments!
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You know, abortion may not be THE issue anymore (congrats economy!) but dismissing the health of a pregnant woman as a factor in her choices about… well, her health, is a great way to loose even those who agree with you on abortion most of the time. Even the girl I know who prays outside Planned Parenthood thought that was out of line.
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Argh. Seriously, I don’t think Roe v. Wade will be overturned by anyone anytime soon, but saying you’re planning on doing it makes me very afraid. How will you fix the economy, McCain? Er, um…yeah, no idea. But you’re all gung-ho suddenly (he wasn’t six months ago) to take away my options as a woman because it’s your uterus and your life and your problem and your choice, apparently. Thanks, you bastard. And Palin, well. She’s a woman who chose to have a special needs kid. Kudos to her for being rich enough to raise that kid with few problems. I choose not to take that risk and she wants to tell me that I am not allowed to make that decision. I don’t agree with everything Obama and Biden say or stand for, but at least they are willing to keep their noses out of my crotch and are seriously concerned with fixing the issues that are really important.
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Obama looks disgusted at the end, and rightfully so. McCain is such a creep.
Rachael Ray’s Corn Porn




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fucking bullshit autoplay bullshit:
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LOL. That bitch is really annoying. First.
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A video? Really??
And with autoplay?! This saddens me deeply.
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But it is behind the cover thingy thing.
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no exceptions
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Yall need to get your minds out of the gutter…
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@Thrella: Now it is. And I’m happy again.
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Hey linda is from san jose too…neato.
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“They don’t touch! You never make them touch!”
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Speechless!
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that’s funny. she irritates me. good tip, tho.
and what’s up with her wardrobe? is her waist really just under her boobies??
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and we have now discovered where cream (of) corn comes from.
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If it wasn’t for the commercial before this, I’d be for it.
Still, of all the good videos out there, this is the one that made it?
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…hand slaps forehead…
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I wish I had video skills….imagine the possibilities…
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Needs more Photoshop.
And a .gif rip, from the sound of things. (I’m listening to the radio)
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I would bang the hell out of raechel rae…she seems like a cool as person too.
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What the hell is eyebrow threading?
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LOL. That bitch is really annoying. First.
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A video? Really??
And with autoplay?! This saddens me deeply.
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But it is behind the cover thingy thing.
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no exceptions
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Yall need to get your minds out of the gutter…
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@Thrella: Now it is. And I’m happy again.
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Hey linda is from san jose too…neato.
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“They don’t touch! You never make them touch!”
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Speechless!
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that’s funny. she irritates me. good tip, tho.
and what’s up with her wardrobe? is her waist really just under her boobies??
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and we have now discovered where cream (of) corn comes from.
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If it wasn’t for the commercial before this, I’d be for it.
Still, of all the good videos out there, this is the one that made it?
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…hand slaps forehead…
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I wish I had video skills….imagine the possibilities…
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Needs more Photoshop.
And a .gif rip, from the sound of things. (I’m listening to the radio)
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I would bang the hell out of raechel rae…she seems like a cool as person too.
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What the hell is eyebrow threading?
My AT&T is your at&t




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LOL Gotta Love the Colbert Repor…. The Daily Show ain’t bad either…
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We live in an age where Comedy Centrals News/Satire Shows are the only honest news sources in America. The only question is: Is John Stewart better than Steven Colbert? OR Steven better than John? Depends on the day.
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John Stewart/Steven Colbert, honest news? Funny
Just get your news on the U.S. from the British.
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STEWART/COLBERT 2008
Jon Stewart should lead the ticket because of this video:
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LOL Gotta Love the Colbert Repor…. The Daily Show ain’t bad either…
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We live in an age where Comedy Centrals News/Satire Shows are the only honest news sources in America. The only question is: Is John Stewart better than Steven Colbert? OR Steven better than John? Depends on the day.
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John Stewart/Steven Colbert, honest news? Funny
Just get your news on the U.S. from the British.
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STEWART/COLBERT 2008
Jon Stewart should lead the ticket because of this video:
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Pool’s Closed




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Perfect example of putting racism where it’s not. It was probably some douchebag teenager who thought it would be hilarious. The kid probably had no racist intentions.
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@Exacerbate
This was actually something from 4chan www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/The_Great_Habbo_Raid_of_July_2006.
Pool’s actually closed due to AIDS.
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talk about a culture clash. online vs. IRL. next it will be a report about cats banned from McDonalds.
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Are you freakin’ serious Exacerbate?
I think it’s pretty clear that it was a racist sign. This imaginary “douchebag teenager’s” intentions are irrelevant. The sign speaks for itself.
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Pool’s closed due to AIDS, diabeetus, and stingrays. The stingrays have AIDS and diabeetus.
Anyways, it’s sad that something that originated as a protest against racism was mistaken for a racist sign.
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facepalm.jpg
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Know ye people not of “POOL’S CLOSED”?
Seriously, you people lose, like, I don’t know, a whole heap of internets.
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@PaulD
I see nothing of racist value in the picture. If there was some white person in a hockey jersey or whatever the white stereotypes are, no one would see it as racist. If the sign said something like “No niggers allowed” or an X over the man then yes, it’d be racist. But having a picture of a black man isn’t racist. There’s plenty of things that don’t intend to be racist that are far worse than this.
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Jesus fucking christ are you people retarded or something?
A single google search shows that the woman in the video is nothing more then a busy body fuck up who doesn’t know shit. This video was supposed to be all about how stupid her sandy vagina was.
TALK ABOUT HER SANDY VAGINA.
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It’s people like her that’s why we have the continuation of the failed welfare state and the U.S. trying too hard to appease anti-American illegal aliens while the citizens have to put up with soaring crime, high taxes, and societal degradation.
They try to put racism in everything. It’s not us being racist, it’s them being hyper-sensitive and for assuming we’re racist. They’re the ones turning the clock back 50 years.
Bitch, please go kill yourself for the future of mankind.
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Sorry to shift a little away from the main topic here…but…this Karen Grace…
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I wonder if the news will report it when they discover the origins of “POOL’S CLOSED”. Actually, I wonder if they’ll ever discover its origins.
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This is so full of win.
Sandy vagina is certainly what she has. I mean, she’s the president of a fucking homeowner’s association! My parents’ homeowners association is suing them for a fence that they have had for 12 years. As if they just now noticed the fence. Their excuse for not noticing the fence was that the all other associations in the past sucked balls and my parents could be growing pot behind their fence. Nevermind that my parents have a pool and by city regulation need to have at least a 6-ft. high fence around the pool. Which is now closed. Due to AIDS.
I love it when suburbanites freak the fuck out over nothing.
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News fails.
Homowner fails.
Grand kids fail.
Who the fuck in the fuck uses a community pool besides black people anyway?
This is a clear case of internerds being misrepresented and persecuted for their belief system and culture.
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While the Homeowners association is being discussed, I’d like to send a gigantic “fuck you” to them. Nothing but annoying assholes they are. I’ve had many problems with these people and nothing would please me more than to see them hanged publicly.
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For crying out loud… I don’t think she even made an attempt to ascertain the origins or subtext behind the freakin’ pic…
Ignorant freaking race oversensitive morons like these drive me nuts… What bugs me more is that those poor kids would never have given it a second thought.
Now they are going to have memories of a freakin’ TV new crew interviewing them about the horrible “racist” incident that happened to them when they were kids.
Not because it was itself a racist incident, but because their dumbass Grandma is an epic phailure at the internets…
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Really.
If it’s gunna be on the news, at least they should do a little research about it.
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Jesus Christ.
Some people are pitiful.
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Thats funny. To be honest I didnt know WTF that was about until I asked on this site. Like a year ago.
POOLS Closed
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I will say this, the only reason I knew what was going on was because my son sends me this kind of shit all the time. While watching the video, I was thinking I’ve seen that pic somewhere before. Where the hell did I see that? Then I remembered the Pool’s Closed due to AIDS thing. I sent this to him and we both lol’d. Hubby had never heard of it and I’m guessing we’re the same age (give or take a decade) as the stupid-bitch president-of-the-homeowners-association chick. I’m sure it never even occurred to her that this could have had any other meaning or to check it on the internet. The local news though, certainly should have. I don’t know why i keep thinking that people actually do their job.
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Oh god. My brain. The hypocrisy in this video is honestly so stupid. The women claims that the sign is racist because it has a black man with the words pool’s closed. Now we all know what that really means, but they dont. I would assume initially that any half decent person would assume that its just saying the pool is closed. This woman, in fact, is being incredibly racist because she assumes that just because there is black man on the poster, it is racist. I would also assume people might see the man smiling and assume it could possibly be racist towards white people if they were to see any racism at all.
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I think a lot of you are failing to realize that, for the most part, internet culture still hasn’t reached mainstream media.
Someone who doesn’t have a working knowledge of 4chan is going to take this at face value and assume this is a racist message.
(Oddly enough, even with a deep familiarity for internet memes, this IS a racist message.)
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It’s not racist, *it’s from 4chan*!!!!!
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LOL irl pool closage EPIC.
everyone else L2Internet noobs
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Looks to me like the sign says Pool Is Closed To White People. So sayeth the bruthaman, and his firm posture.
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Why is this even on the news?! Its in the middle of the freaking suburbs! A normal person would just rip it off and ignore it rather than going on the news going “Holy SHIT! There’s racism in our area!”. And the fact that only a retarded grandmother cares just shows the absurdity of this report.
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THis politicly correct BS is starting to piss me off. Some one posts an image of a guy with a fro and its automatic racism. You want racism? come back bitching to me when your working in a prison camp with your family. FFS. This is heading more and more towards “newspeak”
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*laughs*
Oh man! That’s Awesome, and I missed it?! Shit, that’s San Antonio channel 5, the local CBS station. Oh, man, I wanna see this.
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FOR FUCK’S SAKES
So you all think they should have done some research? If they googled it they’d get pointed to ED or 4chan in which case they would find lengthy essays along the lines of “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER KYKE NIGGER”. I see daily manifestos on 4chan that would make KKK grand wizards cringe. You think the average NORP would conclude it was an innocent joke after that?
Fucking hell
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I just did a ‘feel lucky’ on ‘pool’s closed’ and got a giant swastiget. Yeah the average person would immediately jump to the ‘not racist’ conclusion.
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@Caio Nigger Alert!
Get over it. Here’s the thing.. The picture, if nobody knew the origin is of an Afro man in a suit saying that the pool is closed. He does not in the slightest depict any likeness of Obama, and how the hell could it be racist if a black man is telling black kids that the pool is closed? FUCK!
You talk about a fucking leap in logic to take that as racist. Not even Evel Knievel could make that jump!
Honestly though, the fucking pool is closed. End of story.
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Also, the sign does specifically cite blacks specifically. When did they figure they were special enough to adopt anything with a fucking black man on it as racist?
Fuck niggers. That is exactly why they are in the state they are in.
Am I racist? Fuck no, but blacks that complain about shit like this, turn it into something racial because they don’t know the origin, and jump to racist conclusions are fucking straight up niggers.
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@Caio
My issue isn’t whether or not this actually is racist or not. Anyone who knows it’s origins knows it does have it’s roots in racism, though it is not racist in the way the non internet savvy have interpreted it.
My point was that this particular woman did not even make an *attempt* to ascertain it’s meaning or intent, and that is just as bad as being racist.
The presumption of any given quality in something or someone, based on anything other than specific facts about that specific thing or person, is the characteristic of prejudicial behavior. And this is exactly what this woman has done.
My issue is with those who have the mentality of “Well, if it could possibly be racist or, for that matter, prejudiced, in any way, shape or form, I’m gonna run on the presumption of prejudice.”
In most cases, even that token weak attempt at rationalization that doesn’t occur. They pretty much see a black man on a pic with words on it and think “OMGWTFBBQ!!111!! RACISM!! OH NOEZ!!!!”
To people like this I say: No. I beg to differ. You see racism? Well I see you being a drooling, cretinous, moronic, prejudice projecting, ignorant jackass…
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@Caio
I call call shenanigans.I googled “pools closed” and “Pool’s Closed” got
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hoold up a second here…..niggers can swim?
I don’t know where all of you guys are from, but I’m in Georgia and there’s two things blacks are afraid of here, water and dogs. Unless of course its pitbulls, but god forbid you take a schnauzer around one.
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Don’t negros have their own pools?? The nerve of this lady! What does she want, equality?
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Perfect example of putting racism where it’s not. It was probably some douchebag teenager who thought it would be hilarious. The kid probably had no racist intentions.
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This was actually something from 4chan www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/The_Great_Habbo_Raid_of_July_2006.
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talk about a culture clash. online vs. IRL. next it will be a report about cats banned from McDonalds.
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Are you freakin’ serious Exacerbate?
I think it’s pretty clear that it was a racist sign. This imaginary “douchebag teenager’s” intentions are irrelevant. The sign speaks for itself.
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Pool’s closed due to AIDS, diabeetus, and stingrays. The stingrays have AIDS and diabeetus.
Anyways, it’s sad that something that originated as a protest against racism was mistaken for a racist sign.
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Know ye people not of “POOL’S CLOSED”?
Seriously, you people lose, like, I don’t know, a whole heap of internets.
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@PaulD
I see nothing of racist value in the picture. If there was some white person in a hockey jersey or whatever the white stereotypes are, no one would see it as racist. If the sign said something like “No niggers allowed” or an X over the man then yes, it’d be racist. But having a picture of a black man isn’t racist. There’s plenty of things that don’t intend to be racist that are far worse than this. -
Jesus fucking christ are you people retarded or something?
A single google search shows that the woman in the video is nothing more then a busy body fuck up who doesn’t know shit. This video was supposed to be all about how stupid her sandy vagina was.
TALK ABOUT HER SANDY VAGINA.
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It’s people like her that’s why we have the continuation of the failed welfare state and the U.S. trying too hard to appease anti-American illegal aliens while the citizens have to put up with soaring crime, high taxes, and societal degradation.
They try to put racism in everything. It’s not us being racist, it’s them being hyper-sensitive and for assuming we’re racist. They’re the ones turning the clock back 50 years.
Bitch, please go kill yourself for the future of mankind.
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Sorry to shift a little away from the main topic here…but…this Karen Grace…
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I wonder if the news will report it when they discover the origins of “POOL’S CLOSED”. Actually, I wonder if they’ll ever discover its origins.
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This is so full of win.
Sandy vagina is certainly what she has. I mean, she’s the president of a fucking homeowner’s association! My parents’ homeowners association is suing them for a fence that they have had for 12 years. As if they just now noticed the fence. Their excuse for not noticing the fence was that the all other associations in the past sucked balls and my parents could be growing pot behind their fence. Nevermind that my parents have a pool and by city regulation need to have at least a 6-ft. high fence around the pool. Which is now closed. Due to AIDS.
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News fails.
Homowner fails.
Grand kids fail.
Who the fuck in the fuck uses a community pool besides black people anyway?
This is a clear case of internerds being misrepresented and persecuted for their belief system and culture.
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While the Homeowners association is being discussed, I’d like to send a gigantic “fuck you” to them. Nothing but annoying assholes they are. I’ve had many problems with these people and nothing would please me more than to see them hanged publicly.
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For crying out loud… I don’t think she even made an attempt to ascertain the origins or subtext behind the freakin’ pic…
Ignorant freaking race oversensitive morons like these drive me nuts… What bugs me more is that those poor kids would never have given it a second thought.
Now they are going to have memories of a freakin’ TV new crew interviewing them about the horrible “racist” incident that happened to them when they were kids.
Not because it was itself a racist incident, but because their dumbass Grandma is an epic phailure at the internets…
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Really.
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Jesus Christ.
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Thats funny. To be honest I didnt know WTF that was about until I asked on this site. Like a year ago.
POOLS Closed
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I will say this, the only reason I knew what was going on was because my son sends me this kind of shit all the time. While watching the video, I was thinking I’ve seen that pic somewhere before. Where the hell did I see that? Then I remembered the Pool’s Closed due to AIDS thing. I sent this to him and we both lol’d. Hubby had never heard of it and I’m guessing we’re the same age (give or take a decade) as the stupid-bitch president-of-the-homeowners-association chick. I’m sure it never even occurred to her that this could have had any other meaning or to check it on the internet. The local news though, certainly should have. I don’t know why i keep thinking that people actually do their job.
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Oh god. My brain. The hypocrisy in this video is honestly so stupid. The women claims that the sign is racist because it has a black man with the words pool’s closed. Now we all know what that really means, but they dont. I would assume initially that any half decent person would assume that its just saying the pool is closed. This woman, in fact, is being incredibly racist because she assumes that just because there is black man on the poster, it is racist. I would also assume people might see the man smiling and assume it could possibly be racist towards white people if they were to see any racism at all.
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I think a lot of you are failing to realize that, for the most part, internet culture still hasn’t reached mainstream media.
Someone who doesn’t have a working knowledge of 4chan is going to take this at face value and assume this is a racist message.
(Oddly enough, even with a deep familiarity for internet memes, this IS a racist message.)
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It’s not racist, *it’s from 4chan*!!!!!
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LOL irl pool closage EPIC.
everyone else L2Internet noobs
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Looks to me like the sign says Pool Is Closed To White People. So sayeth the bruthaman, and his firm posture.
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Why is this even on the news?! Its in the middle of the freaking suburbs! A normal person would just rip it off and ignore it rather than going on the news going “Holy SHIT! There’s racism in our area!”. And the fact that only a retarded grandmother cares just shows the absurdity of this report.
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THis politicly correct BS is starting to piss me off. Some one posts an image of a guy with a fro and its automatic racism. You want racism? come back bitching to me when your working in a prison camp with your family. FFS. This is heading more and more towards “newspeak”
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*laughs*
Oh man! That’s Awesome, and I missed it?! Shit, that’s San Antonio channel 5, the local CBS station. Oh, man, I wanna see this. -
FOR FUCK’S SAKES
So you all think they should have done some research? If they googled it they’d get pointed to ED or 4chan in which case they would find lengthy essays along the lines of “NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER KYKE NIGGER”. I see daily manifestos on 4chan that would make KKK grand wizards cringe. You think the average NORP would conclude it was an innocent joke after that?
Fucking hell
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I just did a ‘feel lucky’ on ‘pool’s closed’ and got a giant swastiget. Yeah the average person would immediately jump to the ‘not racist’ conclusion.
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@Caio Nigger Alert!
Get over it. Here’s the thing.. The picture, if nobody knew the origin is of an Afro man in a suit saying that the pool is closed. He does not in the slightest depict any likeness of Obama, and how the hell could it be racist if a black man is telling black kids that the pool is closed? FUCK!
You talk about a fucking leap in logic to take that as racist. Not even Evel Knievel could make that jump!
Honestly though, the fucking pool is closed. End of story.
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Also, the sign does specifically cite blacks specifically. When did they figure they were special enough to adopt anything with a fucking black man on it as racist?
Fuck niggers. That is exactly why they are in the state they are in.
Am I racist? Fuck no, but blacks that complain about shit like this, turn it into something racial because they don’t know the origin, and jump to racist conclusions are fucking straight up niggers.
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@Caio
My issue isn’t whether or not this actually is racist or not. Anyone who knows it’s origins knows it does have it’s roots in racism, though it is not racist in the way the non internet savvy have interpreted it.My point was that this particular woman did not even make an *attempt* to ascertain it’s meaning or intent, and that is just as bad as being racist.
The presumption of any given quality in something or someone, based on anything other than specific facts about that specific thing or person, is the characteristic of prejudicial behavior. And this is exactly what this woman has done.
My issue is with those who have the mentality of “Well, if it could possibly be racist or, for that matter, prejudiced, in any way, shape or form, I’m gonna run on the presumption of prejudice.”
In most cases, even that token weak attempt at rationalization that doesn’t occur. They pretty much see a black man on a pic with words on it and think “OMGWTFBBQ!!111!! RACISM!! OH NOEZ!!!!”
To people like this I say: No. I beg to differ. You see racism? Well I see you being a drooling, cretinous, moronic, prejudice projecting, ignorant jackass…
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@Caio
I call call shenanigans.I googled “pools closed” and “Pool’s Closed” got
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hoold up a second here…..niggers can swim?
I don’t know where all of you guys are from, but I’m in Georgia and there’s two things blacks are afraid of here, water and dogs. Unless of course its pitbulls, but god forbid you take a schnauzer around one. -
Don’t negros have their own pools?? The nerve of this lady! What does she want, equality?
What is a rickroll?




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On april fool’s day, You tube Rick Roll’d everyone who clicked on any of their featured videos on the home page. It was great.
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I actually fell for that. Stupid cute bunnies…
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Piss off, not watching it :p
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Shit I Get Rickroll’d Every Fucking Time!!!1!!
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i was rickroll’d 32 times on April Fool’s Day.
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Rock Rolling is one of the least funny jokes…
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latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/03/rick-astley-kin.html
The man himself on Rickrolling – cool guy =)
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Whats sad is I like the song so when I get rolled it doesn’t bother me.
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HAHAHA… Lame.
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Has anyone ever actually sat through that whole video. I know I haven’t.
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This HAS to be the best Rick Roll EVER!!!!!
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omg video on mcs
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your mom goes to college.
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@okcomputer
please tell me that was random cause I’m laughing.
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On april fool’s day, You tube Rick Roll’d everyone who clicked on any of their featured videos on the home page. It was great.
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I actually fell for that. Stupid cute bunnies…
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Piss off, not watching it :p
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Shit I Get Rickroll’d Every Fucking Time!!!1!!
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i was rickroll’d 32 times on April Fool’s Day.
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Rock Rolling is one of the least funny jokes…
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latimesblogs.latimes.com/webscout/2008/03/rick-astley-kin.html
The man himself on Rickrolling – cool guy =)
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Whats sad is I like the song so when I get rolled it doesn’t bother me.
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HAHAHA… Lame.
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Has anyone ever actually sat through that whole video. I know I haven’t.
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This HAS to be the best Rick Roll EVER!!!!!
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omg video on mcs
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your mom goes to college.
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@okcomputer
please tell me that was random cause I’m laughing.
“Cherry Chocolate Rain” Original Song by Tay Zonday




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oh
my
gawd
Seriously awesome.
SERIOUSLY. OK?!
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LOL thats hilarious!
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lol replied at the same time
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Lol awesome!!!NOEN!
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Rip Rap Ribbity Doo
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**I move away from the mic to sell-out
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Oh yeah because it’s so much better to sing for YouTube without any fuckin’ profit. He even makes fun of himself, unlike Numa-Numa who thought being stupid on command for the second time around would be something worth merchandising.
I loved the squirrel part.
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haha, crazy awesome. Good for him.
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OMG, It was all an add!?! best advertisement ever!
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Nigga can sing!
No disrespect, though. What happened to the squirrel?
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Oh it was an ad? For what? I couldn’t watch it past the first 10sec because it was too annoying.
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I die a little bit inside, each time he sings.
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OMG, was that a Trash-80 at the end of the video as it panned out? LOL
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LOL Wow… just… Wow…
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I submit this as the National Anthem of the Internet. I would put my hand over my heart for this.
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So would I man, So would I…
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LOL thats hilarious!
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lol replied at the same time
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Lol awesome!!!NOEN!
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Rip Rap Ribbity Doo
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**I move away from the mic to sell-out
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Oh yeah because it’s so much better to sing for YouTube without any fuckin’ profit. He even makes fun of himself, unlike Numa-Numa who thought being stupid on command for the second time around would be something worth merchandising.
I loved the squirrel part.
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haha, crazy awesome. Good for him.
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OMG, It was all an add!?! best advertisement ever!
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Nigga can sing!
No disrespect, though. What happened to the squirrel?
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Oh it was an ad? For what? I couldn’t watch it past the first 10sec because it was too annoying.
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I die a little bit inside, each time he sings.
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OMG, was that a Trash-80 at the end of the video as it panned out? LOL
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LOL Wow… just… Wow…
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I submit this as the National Anthem of the Internet. I would put my hand over my heart for this.
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So would I man, So would I…
Ms. Peachez – Fry That Chicken




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Finger fuckin’ cool.
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That bass line really hits. I’m getting a high quality mp3
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fried chicken….
om nom nom nom.
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It’s funny, but I couldn’t stand more than 20 seconds of it.
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It’s funny, but I couldn’t stand more than 20 seconds of it.
I love it.
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Wow, just when we get close to being on the same level as whitey, something like this comes out and knocks us back a couple years.
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^^^ Hey blackie, whitey has produced Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson Lee Rock and George Bush, how do you think we feel????
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Us black people love George Bush!
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GEORGE BUSH DOESN’T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE
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bob, don’t worry, I realize these black people are on par with our rednecks. They are not representative of the whole.
And I always thought it strange the stereotype that blacks love fried chicken. So do rednecks and white trash. Why single out black people? It’s all the Colonels fault!
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Oi! Don’t blame me!
I like coloured people, much more interesting than those see through ones.
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Fail, Colonel. Fail.
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Finger fuckin’ cool.
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That bass line really hits. I’m getting a high quality mp3
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It’s funny, but I couldn’t stand more than 20 seconds of it.
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It’s funny, but I couldn’t stand more than 20 seconds of it.
I love it.
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Wow, just when we get close to being on the same level as whitey, something like this comes out and knocks us back a couple years.
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^^^ Hey blackie, whitey has produced Kid Rock, Pamela Anderson Lee Rock and George Bush, how do you think we feel????
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Us black people love George Bush!
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GEORGE BUSH DOESN’T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE
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bob, don’t worry, I realize these black people are on par with our rednecks. They are not representative of the whole.
And I always thought it strange the stereotype that blacks love fried chicken. So do rednecks and white trash. Why single out black people? It’s all the Colonels fault!
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Oi! Don’t blame me!
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Fail, Colonel. Fail.
Anti-Weed Slogans




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The last one is by far the best.
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Damn raping black men.
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The last one is by far the best.
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Damn raping black men.
Atheist Confession Result




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Failure for having an autoplay video on the front page, whoops.
So how many of you out there have taken the brave step and told your parents that you didn’t believe in their easter bunny santa clause baby jesus anymore? How did they handle it? Anyone have any tales of whoa woe in dealing with their admission of intelligence?
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tons of my friends are athiasts, and their parents know about it, and their parents didnt really care, they just dont get them nothing for christmas anymore, but the thing is about people these days, is the fact that they use religeon as an excuse for their actions, people need to respect the religeons of other people, no matter what if they believe in a steamy pile of dog shit outside on the sidewalk or chuck norris, because, if you arent respectful of other people they wont be respectful of you, same with religeon
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lol i dont get anything form my parents for chrsitmas anyways stopped asking my stupid parents 3 years ago.
and are you talking about the mom screaming cuz he doesnt “believe” anymore?
quote @colin–”people need to respect the religeons of other people, no matter what if they believe in a steamy pile of dog shit outside on the sidewalk or chuck norris, because, if you arent respectful of other people they wont be respectful of you, same with religeon”
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The thing that cracks me up about Religionists is they are often, inwardly cruel. Take this kid’s mom; she starts shrieking at him and takes away “Christmas”. I don’t believe in God, but I still spend a crap-load of money every Christmas getting presents for my friends and family.
The main argument Religionists make is “People wouldn’t be nice to each other without the threat of eternal damnation and hell-fire”. Like, without the threat of hell I’m going to start killing people and stealing money. Guess what: I can love people, buy them presents, and be a perfectly normal nice person without going to church on Sunday. Really.
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Something I have to warn about being ‘respectful of other people’ is where do you draw the line? Should we really allow people to convince others that their god tells all people that women should be subservient? That their god demands that they follow these 10 rules, no more, and no less? That their god says particular classes of people aren’t really people, and don’t deserve the same treatment as others?
Simply put, you cannot be respectful to someone that thinks they have an inside line to an imaginary friend in the sky. You should look at them in the same light as someone who claims to truly believe in santa at age 40. Yeah, you don’t have to pick a fight, but there’s no reason to be respectful to them.
Tell them how it is, not how you wish it could be. I’m sure everyone would LOVE to have an ever loving Magic Man, who would solve all problems, but he simply doesn’t exist.
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I “came out” as an atheist to my family last summer. The maternal side of my family is very devoutly Catholic, so when I made the mistake of mentioning at a family party that I intended to go to grad school to study evolutionary biology, a large argument broke out, mostly between myself and an uncle who claimed he could disprove evolution right there (mostly by spouting out facts from a decade old book by Michael Behe). Unfortunately I was rather drunk at this point, finding alcohol to be my only solace against the dire boredom of this family’s gatherings, so my argumentative strengths were a bit weakened. Still, it became abundantly clear to everyone that I am a resolute atheist and that I find all religions to be a cruel joke. I do recall hearing a different uncle murmuring to someone else about me being “ensnared in Satan’s grasp” and about “the problem with these atheists”.
On the ride home I had to explain to my parents that yes, I am indeed atheist and no, it’s not a direct result of me wanting to study evolution but yes, they go hand in hand. I also had to explain that no, I would not be reconsidering my position and rediscovering spirituality ten years from now. I was relieved to hear them say that, while they weren’t happy with it, they would support me no matter what I believe. I was also shocked to later hear that my grandfather, who is a no-nonsense stoic but also a strong Catholic, said he doesn’t care what I believe as long as I can back those beliefs up with sound reasoning.
So, I guess what could have been a rough situation eventually worked out to be ok. So I guess it wasn’t as exciting of a story as you were probably looking for. Oh, and I still got Christmas presents (though my mom did ask if I was going to come visit on Christmas because I don’t believe anymore).
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I don’t talk about religion to family members. Its just easier for everyone that way.
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Just saying “i don’t believe in god” doesn’t quite cut it. Check out Penn Jillette’s essay at NPR. That’s how to drive home atheism.
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I concur.
It’s hard to muster up respect for someone who believes fervently in something for which there is no solid evidence.
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lol, I love how he’s wearing sunglasses inside. Kudos for telling his parents that he’s making a choice, but really.. sunglasses inside?
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Heh, I’m Athiest and I still get presents for christmas. I think of it more like a family thing than a religion thing for me.
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I was lucky enough to grow up in an mostly-atheist family, so I never had to go through something like this or deal with awkwardness with my family. I give this kid a lot of credit for what he did, sunglasses or no.
As far as the respect thing goes, I’d like to agree with colin, but I think giving equal respect to people who live by religion and people who live by reason is doing a great disservice to those who live by reason and apply thought to their philosophy of life. I also have to agree with Sam Harris in his book “The End of Faith” that religion is the single most dangerous thing facing humanity today.
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I confessed, now my aunt shuns me.
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I was raised in an atheist family. My parents are atheists, my grandparents are atheists. Unfortunately, my in-laws are Southern Baptist, but for some reason they think I am Jewish since I never have a Christmas tree or any religious paraphernalia up at any given holiday.
However, my parents always gave us presents and such. They said that the mindless consumerism that is Christmas is as far away from any religious doctrine that they know of, so it would be sort of anti-atheism if we didn’t do it.
It is sort of weird living in a “Christian nation” and having almost zero knowledge of the Bible. I feel a little embarrassed when I have to ask other people about certain satire because I do not understand the religious references in it.
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Ando, i realize what you are saying, but if you cant respect what people believe in, no matter what it is, you needn’t deserve respect from them because you cant learn to accept other people’s differences.
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Colin, there’s no reason to respect the beliefs of someone that’s completely off their rocker. Yes, I believe there’s a teapot in orbit around mars. Having said that, if you know that I believe in said tea pot, are you going to trust anything else that I believe in? Be it either Norse thunder gods or underwater monsters? If there’s zero proof for a belief, that’s when it becomes unfounded, and dangerous. Thor and Nessy both have the benefit of being widely accepted as non-existant, and thus do not exert their influence on people from a tender young age.
I would rather have children be taught the benefits of self reliant thought, and problem solving skills then be dependent on a non-functional god figure in their life for all of their major decisions.
The easiest part of this argument is that there is absolutely no evidence of an active all powerful being that wants to influence our lives, for the better, or even for the worse. Amazingly, there’s ample evidence that the bible was written by normal people, who had normal goals and desires, and only after the fact decided that they had been used by god to write his word.
Who can look at these two facts and not come to the conclusion that organized religion is a crock of shit?
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I don’t know about you Colin, but for me, respect isn’t something I dole out to the deserving. it’s automatic.
If someone believes in fairy tales I’m going to have less respect for them.
I don’t think it makes them bad people, just mildly retarded.
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Tiki, Nessy is just as real as Cthulhu. =( -secretly hopes one day she can ride on a Nessy-
I think everyone in my family knows I’m atheist. Except for my great uncle but he’s too damn old to change. He blamed the notion of taking “In God We Trust” off of money because of “THEM DAAAYUMN ATHEISTS”. Har har. I wonder what would happen if people in my family found out I was pan sexual. =/
I get a pretty Christmas tree because it smells so damn good and it keeps Clock Spider at bay. You sometimes even get some cats with your tree.
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haha so shocking
if i had super religios parents id choose my words more like simply “i dont believe in god”
calling yourself an atheist just makes it harder for those crazy parents, cause that makes you not only apart from their organization but also a member of something else.
Totally agree with not always respecting others belief. However, the church was just as “crazy” as Islamists and those caste thingys we hear about in India, some few hundred years ago. They just need to modernize. We kinda pulled them thru into the west with wealth and stuff and they didnt get their dark ages (middle age whatever) to shake off all that misanthropic bullshit they preach.
however, mostly its going well. i guess most muslims today are even more civilized then the majority of christians. or “atheists”. i tried to give a friend of mine pork tho but he said he didnt eat it cause it had white worms in it. now thats 1-0 to the muslims! just google “pork and diet coke”!
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TIKIGOD, DAMN YOU. You bastard, have to go and change my life like that. Damn it all.
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I don’t think respect is automatic…you respect people because they’ve done something to deserve it. That’s why you get that old adage about respecting your eldersâ€â€it’s not their beliefs, but their experiences that have shaped their beliefs, that matter; the assumption is that they’ve had time to consider their world and make informed decisions about it. In the video, I wouldn’t respect the kid’s beliefs because he’s young and probably hasn’t done much reading, and is just trying to piss off his parents. Neither, however, would I respect his mother’s opinion because she obviously is a bit ignorant herself, which I get from her stance on taking a kid’s Xmas presents away to teach him a lesson about the existence of God. On that note, believe what you want, as long as it’s made with an informed sensibility behind it, and you’ll get the respect you deserve.
Myself, I’m agnostic. I like Buddhism. I had 12 years of Catholic school and I’ve told my parents my beliefs several times, but they don’t overreact, probably because my mom thinks I’m joking and my dad figures that if there’s a god up there, he’ll find out about it sooner or later. It doesn’t stop me from reciting Ezekiel 25:17 (by way of Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction) for the Thanksgiving prayer, if called upon. Mom looks quizzical when I do. Dad turns beet red with laughter.
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tons of my friends are athiasts, and their parents know about it, and their parents didnt really care, they just dont get them nothing for christmas anymore, but the thing is about people these days, is the fact that they use religeon as an excuse for their actions, people need to respect the religeons of other people, no matter what if they believe in a steamy pile of dog shit outside on the sidewalk or chuck norris, because, if you arent respectful of other people they wont be respectful of you, same with religeon
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lol i dont get anything form my parents for chrsitmas anyways stopped asking my stupid parents 3 years ago.
and are you talking about the mom screaming cuz he doesnt “believe” anymore?
quote @colin–”people need to respect the religeons of other people, no matter what if they believe in a steamy pile of dog shit outside on the sidewalk or chuck norris, because, if you arent respectful of other people they wont be respectful of you, same with religeon”
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The thing that cracks me up about Religionists is they are often, inwardly cruel. Take this kid’s mom; she starts shrieking at him and takes away “Christmas”. I don’t believe in God, but I still spend a crap-load of money every Christmas getting presents for my friends and family.
The main argument Religionists make is “People wouldn’t be nice to each other without the threat of eternal damnation and hell-fire”. Like, without the threat of hell I’m going to start killing people and stealing money. Guess what: I can love people, buy them presents, and be a perfectly normal nice person without going to church on Sunday. Really.
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Something I have to warn about being ‘respectful of other people’ is where do you draw the line? Should we really allow people to convince others that their god tells all people that women should be subservient? That their god demands that they follow these 10 rules, no more, and no less? That their god says particular classes of people aren’t really people, and don’t deserve the same treatment as others?
Simply put, you cannot be respectful to someone that thinks they have an inside line to an imaginary friend in the sky. You should look at them in the same light as someone who claims to truly believe in santa at age 40. Yeah, you don’t have to pick a fight, but there’s no reason to be respectful to them.
Tell them how it is, not how you wish it could be. I’m sure everyone would LOVE to have an ever loving Magic Man, who would solve all problems, but he simply doesn’t exist.
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I “came out” as an atheist to my family last summer. The maternal side of my family is very devoutly Catholic, so when I made the mistake of mentioning at a family party that I intended to go to grad school to study evolutionary biology, a large argument broke out, mostly between myself and an uncle who claimed he could disprove evolution right there (mostly by spouting out facts from a decade old book by Michael Behe). Unfortunately I was rather drunk at this point, finding alcohol to be my only solace against the dire boredom of this family’s gatherings, so my argumentative strengths were a bit weakened. Still, it became abundantly clear to everyone that I am a resolute atheist and that I find all religions to be a cruel joke. I do recall hearing a different uncle murmuring to someone else about me being “ensnared in Satan’s grasp” and about “the problem with these atheists”.
On the ride home I had to explain to my parents that yes, I am indeed atheist and no, it’s not a direct result of me wanting to study evolution but yes, they go hand in hand. I also had to explain that no, I would not be reconsidering my position and rediscovering spirituality ten years from now. I was relieved to hear them say that, while they weren’t happy with it, they would support me no matter what I believe. I was also shocked to later hear that my grandfather, who is a no-nonsense stoic but also a strong Catholic, said he doesn’t care what I believe as long as I can back those beliefs up with sound reasoning.
So, I guess what could have been a rough situation eventually worked out to be ok. So I guess it wasn’t as exciting of a story as you were probably looking for. Oh, and I still got Christmas presents (though my mom did ask if I was going to come visit on Christmas because I don’t believe anymore).
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I don’t talk about religion to family members. Its just easier for everyone that way.
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Just saying “i don’t believe in god” doesn’t quite cut it. Check out Penn Jillette’s essay at NPR. That’s how to drive home atheism.
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I concur.
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lol, I love how he’s wearing sunglasses inside. Kudos for telling his parents that he’s making a choice, but really.. sunglasses inside?
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Heh, I’m Athiest and I still get presents for christmas. I think of it more like a family thing than a religion thing for me.
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I was lucky enough to grow up in an mostly-atheist family, so I never had to go through something like this or deal with awkwardness with my family. I give this kid a lot of credit for what he did, sunglasses or no.
As far as the respect thing goes, I’d like to agree with colin, but I think giving equal respect to people who live by religion and people who live by reason is doing a great disservice to those who live by reason and apply thought to their philosophy of life. I also have to agree with Sam Harris in his book “The End of Faith” that religion is the single most dangerous thing facing humanity today.
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I confessed, now my aunt shuns me.
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I was raised in an atheist family. My parents are atheists, my grandparents are atheists. Unfortunately, my in-laws are Southern Baptist, but for some reason they think I am Jewish since I never have a Christmas tree or any religious paraphernalia up at any given holiday.
However, my parents always gave us presents and such. They said that the mindless consumerism that is Christmas is as far away from any religious doctrine that they know of, so it would be sort of anti-atheism if we didn’t do it.
It is sort of weird living in a “Christian nation” and having almost zero knowledge of the Bible. I feel a little embarrassed when I have to ask other people about certain satire because I do not understand the religious references in it. -
Ando, i realize what you are saying, but if you cant respect what people believe in, no matter what it is, you needn’t deserve respect from them because you cant learn to accept other people’s differences.
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Colin, there’s no reason to respect the beliefs of someone that’s completely off their rocker. Yes, I believe there’s a teapot in orbit around mars. Having said that, if you know that I believe in said tea pot, are you going to trust anything else that I believe in? Be it either Norse thunder gods or underwater monsters? If there’s zero proof for a belief, that’s when it becomes unfounded, and dangerous. Thor and Nessy both have the benefit of being widely accepted as non-existant, and thus do not exert their influence on people from a tender young age.
I would rather have children be taught the benefits of self reliant thought, and problem solving skills then be dependent on a non-functional god figure in their life for all of their major decisions.
The easiest part of this argument is that there is absolutely no evidence of an active all powerful being that wants to influence our lives, for the better, or even for the worse. Amazingly, there’s ample evidence that the bible was written by normal people, who had normal goals and desires, and only after the fact decided that they had been used by god to write his word.
Who can look at these two facts and not come to the conclusion that organized religion is a crock of shit?
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I don’t know about you Colin, but for me, respect isn’t something I dole out to the deserving. it’s automatic.
If someone believes in fairy tales I’m going to have less respect for them.
I don’t think it makes them bad people, just mildly retarded. -
Tiki, Nessy is just as real as Cthulhu. =( -secretly hopes one day she can ride on a Nessy-
I think everyone in my family knows I’m atheist. Except for my great uncle but he’s too damn old to change. He blamed the notion of taking “In God We Trust” off of money because of “THEM DAAAYUMN ATHEISTS”. Har har. I wonder what would happen if people in my family found out I was pan sexual. =/
I get a pretty Christmas tree because it smells so damn good and it keeps Clock Spider at bay. You sometimes even get some cats with your tree.
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haha so shocking
if i had super religios parents id choose my words more like simply “i dont believe in god”
calling yourself an atheist just makes it harder for those crazy parents, cause that makes you not only apart from their organization but also a member of something else.Totally agree with not always respecting others belief. However, the church was just as “crazy” as Islamists and those caste thingys we hear about in India, some few hundred years ago. They just need to modernize. We kinda pulled them thru into the west with wealth and stuff and they didnt get their dark ages (middle age whatever) to shake off all that misanthropic bullshit they preach.
however, mostly its going well. i guess most muslims today are even more civilized then the majority of christians. or “atheists”. i tried to give a friend of mine pork tho but he said he didnt eat it cause it had white worms in it. now thats 1-0 to the muslims! just google “pork and diet coke”! -
TIKIGOD, DAMN YOU. You bastard, have to go and change my life like that. Damn it all.
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I don’t think respect is automatic…you respect people because they’ve done something to deserve it. That’s why you get that old adage about respecting your eldersâ€â€it’s not their beliefs, but their experiences that have shaped their beliefs, that matter; the assumption is that they’ve had time to consider their world and make informed decisions about it. In the video, I wouldn’t respect the kid’s beliefs because he’s young and probably hasn’t done much reading, and is just trying to piss off his parents. Neither, however, would I respect his mother’s opinion because she obviously is a bit ignorant herself, which I get from her stance on taking a kid’s Xmas presents away to teach him a lesson about the existence of God. On that note, believe what you want, as long as it’s made with an informed sensibility behind it, and you’ll get the respect you deserve.
Myself, I’m agnostic. I like Buddhism. I had 12 years of Catholic school and I’ve told my parents my beliefs several times, but they don’t overreact, probably because my mom thinks I’m joking and my dad figures that if there’s a god up there, he’ll find out about it sooner or later. It doesn’t stop me from reciting Ezekiel 25:17 (by way of Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction) for the Thanksgiving prayer, if called upon. Mom looks quizzical when I do. Dad turns beet red with laughter.
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This is really funny. Those Westboro Baptists are insane… almost as much as the Landover Baptists!
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It is nice to see how the Aussies think of this. I grew up in Topeka, KS (I still live in KS) and it fills me with mad glee every time someone f**ks with the WBC.
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That was an excerpt from the Chaser’s War on Everything, and I think Digg podcast it!!!
I’ve never been so proud to be an Aussie.
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Yeah, gotta love The Chaser boys. Apparently more Australian women would do the Chaser boys than would do soapie stars, which says a lot for their taste, I think.
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Unfortunately the War on Everything seems to have jumped the shark.
They go for shock value rather than anything particularly clever.
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I don’t know… their “sold out to the commercial networks” sketch the other week was hilarious, and was pure jokes, as opposed to pranks or humiliating Americans.
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I would love to see the rest of that segment!
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I love my country 
Go Australia!
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I like you guys too. That cracked me up.
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This is really funny. Those Westboro Baptists are insane… almost as much as the Landover Baptists!
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It is nice to see how the Aussies think of this. I grew up in Topeka, KS (I still live in KS) and it fills me with mad glee every time someone f**ks with the WBC.
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That was an excerpt from the Chaser’s War on Everything, and I think Digg podcast it!!!
I’ve never been so proud to be an Aussie.
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Yeah, gotta love The Chaser boys. Apparently more Australian women would do the Chaser boys than would do soapie stars, which says a lot for their taste, I think.
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Unfortunately the War on Everything seems to have jumped the shark.
They go for shock value rather than anything particularly clever.
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I don’t know… their “sold out to the commercial networks” sketch the other week was hilarious, and was pure jokes, as opposed to pranks or humiliating Americans.
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I would love to see the rest of that segment!
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Go Australia!-
I like you guys too. That cracked me up.
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April 19, 2013 at 9:56 am
Oh wow !
April 19, 2013 at 10:04 am
These are my guard-ostriches.
April 19, 2013 at 10:56 am
hahaha…wtfs goin on..lol..was the first guy tryin to rob the store? is the other guy wearing a costume? haha..ostriches…and what exploded? FUCK I LOVE THIS
April 19, 2013 at 11:13 am
That escalated quickly…
April 30, 2013 at 1:48 am
“Twix, please.”