Now why the hell didn’t I think of this in high-school? Damn me wasting my time drawing gay ass monsters and hellhounds.

Comment by Dreth — August 24, 2008 @ 10:31 pm

holy shit. is that 3D?

i drew ninjas in highschool

Comment by natedog — August 24, 2008 @ 10:54 pm

That’s a tattoo, not a drawing.

Comment by Disgustipater — August 24, 2008 @ 11:12 pm

I wonder if he carries around the glasses so people can fully appreciate it

Comment by DasMaus — August 25, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

This is why I keep a pair of 3d shades in my desk at all times.

Although the effect of this one isn’t as great as it would be in person.

Comment by saborlas — August 25, 2008 @ 8:35 pm

I lold.

Then I fapped…

Is that wrong?

Comment by aarpie — August 15, 2008 @ 1:28 pm

that is one freekin sweet tattoo

Comment by Deathdealer — August 15, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

Also, I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “You know, I was the one chick from MCS with a Hello Kitty Stormtrooper tattoo”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Baltimore.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.

Comment by aarpie — August 15, 2008 @ 1:31 pm

I’m sure it’s the light, but she looks like she is a plague-bearer.

Comment by Max — August 15, 2008 @ 1:32 pm

Fucking AWESOME!

Comment by DasMaus — August 15, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

Ironic tattoo is ironic

Comment by Ollie — August 15, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

should have had a professional do this instead of the loser boyfriend who “learned” how to ink in county

Comment by natedog — August 15, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

the sideways-on-the-thigh tattoo is best appreciated when doing her from behind.

Comment by terwilligher — August 15, 2008 @ 4:02 pm

Where as I did indeed Fap without remorse to a chick with a Star Wars Themed Tatoo,
It still needs to be said… Tits or GTFO!

Comment by MrDooves — August 15, 2008 @ 4:04 pm

@terwilligher well that’s where you smack her ass when your plowing her.

Comment by nicklogan2 — August 15, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

ITT: Men who apparently never get laid.

Comment by Paul_Is_Drunk — August 16, 2008 @ 4:16 am

Nice.

I have a friend who is doing a project on military tattoos.

Comment by outofocus — August 4, 2008 @ 6:03 pm

I’m getting tattoos of Striders, in memory of the fictional 7 hour war.

Comment by Mack — August 4, 2008 @ 6:14 pm

At least your tattoo has a reason behind it. Unlike all the tramp stamps. Also, I like everything connected to Popeye.

Comment by Korinthian — August 4, 2008 @ 6:34 pm

I agree with Korinthian; the meaning behind the tat determines the substance.

Condolences on your grandfather. Just lost mine as well. Your tattoo is great, but I don’t need to tell you that.

Comment by Camiam321 — August 4, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

I meant to type: but you don’t need me to tell you that. Wow. I suck at thinking.

Comment by Camiam321 — August 4, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

Nice tatoo, always glad to see ink with a purpose. Sorry about your grandfather. Mine served as a Sgt. on Guam and Guadacanal.

Comment by sutenvulf — August 4, 2008 @ 7:28 pm

Hey, I know this guy! Showed him this site at work. It is a nice tattoo as well. Nice to see he’s actually working at work…

Comment by Dral — August 4, 2008 @ 7:35 pm

The placement and anchor remind me of Popeye’s arms.

That being said, nice tattoo.

Comment by Dreth — August 4, 2008 @ 8:37 pm

nice… do you work in construction as well???

Comment by Drew — August 4, 2008 @ 8:40 pm

@Dral : you know we all do quality time-wasting, I mean work here.
no Drew, I don’t work construction. I’d like my back to last more than a few years.

Comment by bigjoe2k7 — August 4, 2008 @ 9:12 pm

and if we’re so busy at work Dral, how’s come this site’s always up on the computer? Hmmm……

Comment by bigjoe2k7 — August 4, 2008 @ 9:13 pm

forgive me, for i shall sound like such a troll, but doesn’t originality count for substance? this is a highly unoriginal idea. i’ve seen so many first timers in tattoo shops getting stuff that represents a dead relative or their children. many do it to test the waters, and because it’s a safe idea. it represents honor and family and indelible feelings, but does that really count for substance? i mean, how deep do you have to reach to pull out that idea?

sorry, man. it’s not like you don’t have a nice tattoo there. i just wanted to address some common perceptions of what gives tattoo design substance.

Comment by Dyna-Mole — August 5, 2008 @ 3:39 am

@ Dyna-Mole
He has 10 tattoos, so he isn’t a rookie at the tattoo thing.
@ Big Joe
Its always up, because I am so good I can check this site and get work done, I am just that damn good.

Comment by Dral — August 5, 2008 @ 7:31 am

I just wanna know where that guy works at.

Comment by Nimbo — August 3, 2008 @ 5:08 pm

That’s about as special as his teeth.

ack

Comment by outofocus — August 3, 2008 @ 5:17 pm

Tattoos are okay until you start picking them ironically.

Comment by Billy Manic — August 3, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

adult female with hello kitty tattoo = weird but ok, w/e

guy with hello kitty tattoo = fucked up in the head

Comment by hvymetal86 — August 3, 2008 @ 5:47 pm

Just imagine that it’s a bullseye.

Just imagine…

Imagine…

Then pull the fucking trigger.

Comment by Dreth — August 3, 2008 @ 6:59 pm

oh man this shit made me even fucking register, holy fuck how retarded do you have to be for:
1. get a tattoo on your fucking forehead
2. A hello kitty tattoo……….seriously? look at me i have no personality, ill just get a fucking trendy tattoo and all the pussy is going to be mine

Comment by fuckwhatafuckingdumbfuckingfuckassfuck — August 3, 2008 @ 7:01 pm

@fuckwhatafuckingdumbfuckingfuckassfuck

thanks for registering. Hopefully you’ve bookmarked this threat so you can remember your own user name, lol.

Comment by tiki god — August 3, 2008 @ 10:31 pm

haha i like the username:P

Comment by userwhat — August 3, 2008 @ 10:40 pm

i think it would be better if it were a mudkip instead of hello kitty.

and you people are assuming this is a dude. i am not convinced

also, i dont think this tattoo does much to devalue his appearance. a turd is a turd no matter how you dress it up.

and my god, i’d take the tat over that teeth/chin combo anyday.

Comment by natedog — August 3, 2008 @ 10:53 pm

How screwed up do you have to be? Seriously. he looks like a skinhead punk who thinks he’s a badass but really isn’t… oh wait, that explains everything. He thinks Hello Kitty “the shit” (aka awesome) so he got a tattoo that is clearly visible in the hopes that everyone will know that he’s “the shit” well yes… he is the shit, a steaming pile of shit. The smile on his face says it all.

Comment by Seth_Dracovitch — August 3, 2008 @ 11:46 pm

Here’s another pic of said douche

http://justkiddingbutseriously.....rehead.jpg

Comment by jclimenh — August 4, 2008 @ 12:54 am

@assfuck… an unfortunate way to end your really long monicker. hope you liked being called assfuck here

you people are nuts if you don’t think that tattoo is awesome. look at the guy - he don’t give a fuck and he obviously don’t need too. quit puttin yourself in peoples shoes and imagining yourself with their tattoos.

Comment by Dyna-Mole — August 4, 2008 @ 1:33 am

the blue line is the best part

Comment by Dyna-Mole — August 4, 2008 @ 1:33 am

The acne problem on his chin is funny too. As well as the depressed look on his face. I hope he’s sponsored by some weird ass tattoo designer or he’s gonna have a hard, sad, time looking for a job.

Comment by Dreth — August 4, 2008 @ 1:40 am

i hope he’s already said bye to sex.

Comment by one — August 4, 2008 @ 2:20 am

What the FUCK is up with his hair?!

assfuck. lol

Comment by natedog — August 4, 2008 @ 8:37 am

wow. it has a myspace and a shitty band

http://profile.myspace.com/ind.....id=1666629

Comment by natedog — August 4, 2008 @ 8:55 am

Nice tattoo, but truly fucked up guy and fucking amazingly retarded placement.

Comment by Mack — August 4, 2008 @ 9:57 am

what a dumb ass.

Comment by jose_lucca — August 4, 2008 @ 10:35 am

the eye make-up makes me think this guy isn’t looking for pussy- cock, maybe, but not pussy.

Comment by storminator — August 4, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

Wow, I love Hello Kitty too!

Comment by drainbow — August 5, 2008 @ 12:07 am

storminator i oughta beat your ass for thinking like such a prick

Comment by Dyna-Mole — August 5, 2008 @ 11:53 pm

Razak?

Comment by Shanghai_Factor — July 24, 2008 @ 8:05 am

you’re like a hardcore emo camwhore

Comment by natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 8:08 am

Nice work.

Comment by Tastyzippo — July 24, 2008 @ 8:10 am

How come it’s “when we break up” and not “if”? Are you planning this? Is shooting yourself in the head going to be your next mod? I want pictures of this.

Comment by ladyoftheorb — July 24, 2008 @ 8:15 am

Please, if you gonna shoot yourself as a body mod, send us the pics!!

Comment by hellb0y666 — July 24, 2008 @ 9:12 am

You should cut your nose off. That would be super hardcore. Then you’d look totally badass, like Skeletor.

Comment by Ando — July 24, 2008 @ 9:27 am

SKELETOR UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

Comment by natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 9:53 am

Stalking her on the internets doesn’t make her your girlfriend.

By the way, your look is so original! Where did you get the inspiration from? The tats, piercings, the two tone mohawk…brilliant! The skull necklace and the electrohead sleeveless shirt…well, what can I say? I have never, EVER seen someone with your unique and non-derivative sense of style! It’s a shame we can’t see the scarring you had done, I bet it doesn’t look anything like someone took a soldering iron to your skin while high on angel dust! And you absolutly MUST split your tongue. NOW! Use scissors or just close your tongue in a car door or something, I’m sure it’ll turn out great!
Keep up the great work!
XXXOOO

Comment by garbledxmission — July 24, 2008 @ 10:15 am

mhmm combichrist

Comment by Nimbo — July 24, 2008 @ 10:24 am

they’re just jealous because you’re having sex with an actual girl. it angers and mystifies them in ways they don’t really understand. hence the aggression.

she’s adorable. you shouldn’t talk about her in the past tense. girls hate that.

Comment by silverflux — July 24, 2008 @ 10:27 am

lol@garbled

@aproximation
I think you need to retake biology because it is not possible for lesbians (lipstick or otherwise) to be sperm donors.

Comment by reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 10:31 am

What the fuck is this shit?

Comment by Caio — July 24, 2008 @ 10:36 am

@reboot
you’re missing the point, sunshine. see, the shoot involved lesbians. everyone was a lesbian. so what they did was, they dressed a butch girl to look like a boy and took photos.

if you’d bothered to follow the link, you’d be making -informed- comments.

i know that’d probably make you break out into a rash and all but..

Comment by silverflux — July 24, 2008 @ 10:36 am

silverflux is the new most annoying cunt on here

Isn’t it funny how every loser with much tattoos and lame little rings is also a cam whore or aspiring model? Even though they’re always pugly. It’s like the same insecurities that drove them to be unique flowers and get their stupid ornamentations drives them to further act like dumbshits and beg for attention on a camera.

Did the firm you’re with mind you coming to work with this stuff on? Union? Manager at Walgreens?

When you got ball bearings stuck in your face was there blood all over your trailer?

Is silverfux a fat knob who should shut the fuck up already cause she’s a typical fatass suburban shit eating retard with more opinion than intelligence, education, or practical experience?

Will she make a snide comment now that’s neither clever or funny?

The only thing I’m jealous of here are this tool’s parents for getting to save money by not having to send his stupid ass to university.

I might have sex with your gf, kiddo. But she’d definitely have sex with me.

one more time silverfux is the asshole of MCS. Nothing but shit comes out of her. dumbass cuntrag.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 24, 2008 @ 10:50 am

Why would I want to be informed when pointing out people’s terrible sentence construction is so much more fun?

Comment by reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 10:52 am

@silverflux
no, I think you are missing the point there, raincloud. See, i DID follow the link. The photoshoot was about as original as our Auschwitzy friend up there in the pic. Most of the dykes i know would be amused at best, annoyed at worst by it. I do find your belief in his “relationship” with the young model highly entertaining. I’ve got a bridge in NY I’d love to sell to you. Cheap!
BTW, poking fun at the trendy and delusional doesn’t = angry or aggressive. You vociferously defending the trendy and delusional DOES.

Comment by garbledxmission — July 24, 2008 @ 11:02 am

Plus, accusing reboot of not doing research is like accusing Amy Winehouse of not smoking crack.
If you actually paid any attention on this site you’d know that. As much as he and I may disagree the man knows how to investigate.

Comment by garbledxmission — July 24, 2008 @ 11:12 am

This shit will fuck you up.

Comment by dekay46 — July 24, 2008 @ 11:14 am

@mAgnUS
why are you still here? no one likes you. i mean the rest of us actually have secret meetings about how to fuck your life up so you’ll go away.

was that witty enough for you?

@garbled
i wasn’t actually talking to you. reboot was the one that made the comment about lesbians not being able to be sperm donors. so.. uh.. yeah.

also, i’m hilarious and charming. i guess you guys need a sense of humor about yourselves. tell you what — i’ll post some pictures of myself (tiki god willing) and you can all rip me a new one, okay? i still owe tiki a picture of my tits, anyway.

Comment by silverflux — July 24, 2008 @ 11:27 am

Mmmm, actually: “they’re just jealous because you’re having sex with an actual girl. it angers and mystifies them in ways they don’t really understand. hence the aggression.
she’s adorable. you shouldn’t talk about her in the past tense. girls hate that.”
I believe you made that comment in response to mine. That pretty much opens you up to rebuttal,(heehee I said rebuttal!)

As for your pics….

GENTLEMEN, MAN THE HARPOONS!

Comment by garbledxmission — July 24, 2008 @ 11:32 am

INTERNET FIGHT!!!!

Comment by natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 11:46 am

Nah, just laughing at the tards

Comment by garbledxmission — July 24, 2008 @ 11:48 am

@garbled
my comment was a mild joke at the expense of boys who spend a lot of time online because they don’t have real lives. it was meant to be kind of funny since i’m on this site all day while i work.

of course, i have a girlfriend. so i guess that’s where we differ.

what i’ve learned today is that it’s more than okay for you guys to make fun of people whenever you like but when someone takes a stab at you, you will squeal like a bitch.

Comment by silverflux — July 24, 2008 @ 11:54 am

OP here, disregard that, i suck cocks

Comment by natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 11:54 am

silverflux, link to tits, plox

Comment by natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 11:55 am

So then I told Jenny and she was like “what” and said, “no way” and I was like, “I can’t believe you said that” and she said, “wait I can’t believe I said that either”, so we both laughed and drank kool aid

Comment by EVIL ILLUMINATI — July 24, 2008 @ 12:02 pm

No, your comment was the internet equivalent of you jumping up and down like a ten year old having a hissy fit. For all your squawking about having a sense of humor about yourself you sure get worked up when people skewer you.
Oh, and my girlfriend can beat up your girlfriend any day of the week. Nyah, nyah, nyah!

Comment by garbledxmission — July 24, 2008 @ 12:04 pm

LoL

Comment by DarkAngel66 — July 24, 2008 @ 12:12 pm

@garbled
you fail. go cry into your authentic vintage nineteen seventies superman pillowcase or play with your action figures or whatever it is that you do instead of having sex.

Comment by silverflux — July 24, 2008 @ 12:20 pm

silverflux, you’re funny as often as anybody around here, which makes you ok in my book. But aproximation does deserve to ripped on a bit for this post. Bragging about your supposed girlfriend and your yawn-inducing attempts to be “different” is throwing chum into troll infested waters. Attempts to defend the dope is just going to get you caught in the frenzy.

Comment by reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 12:21 pm

By the way, the trick to dealing with people like mAgnUS is to simply ignore them. Just like the sad kids in high school who spend their time prank calling people, if you simply hang up they don’t get a rise out of it. Let his cries for attention go unanswered and he’ll have to go someplace else for someone to notice him.

Unfortunately, it seems his only form of entertainment is baiting people with his trolling, so I hope he can cope with being ignored in the meantime. I’d hate for him to go all Gomer Pile and wind up a statistic.

If only mommy had hugged him more…

So anyway, this is the last time I’ll personally acknowledge his presence. I encourage others to do the same.

Comment by suicydking — July 24, 2008 @ 12:27 pm

Man, I got everyone riled up about something insignificant: me. I thought some dermal piercings might be cool to see for some people - I like seeing body-mods. I thought you all might like seeing a cute girl who I love and also find the story behind the photo-shoot bizarre. I wasn’t trying to be a “camwhore” or anything.

And I suck at grammar & spelling I know. I am just a programmer, and just wanted to post something quickly. I am not trying to me more unique then anyone either. This is just me. I am amongst a small minority of people if you were to separate them by category of appearance, but whatever, that’s not my goal.

Thanks for those that pointed out the pointlessness of lamenting how the post was lame for whatever reason.

And thanks to silverflux too - I know the past tense is not a good way to look at things. Girls have always seemed to want to have sex with me for a few months then leave so I am a bit cynical, looking for love as I do, but I should just enjoy things. I’m trying to learn that lesson, but its a hard one. …stupid neruo-chemistry

Comment by aproximation — July 24, 2008 @ 12:29 pm

silversux, you really like making assumptions don’t you? Must stem from your own self loathing or inadequacy. Keep channeling that inner bitter lesbian who hates men, it’s not like it’s a worn out stereotype or anything.
Nice to see you can take those hits without, how did you put it… “but when someone takes a stab at you, you will squeal like a bitch.”
Ah, I love the smell of hypocrisy in the morning.

Comment by garbledxmission — July 24, 2008 @ 12:38 pm

@suicydking
normally, i try to do exactly what you said but i thought he should know that he’s kind of an inside joke around here.

@aproximation
my girlfriend and i are also big fans of body mods and we liked the photographer, so your post was relevant to my interests, as they say. fuck the rest of the group.

Comment by silverflux — July 24, 2008 @ 12:42 pm

I read most of those.

I think suicydy is a fag. What a loser. Ignore the guy who makes you look like an asshole huh? Because that’s how your high school analogy would work. The guy who outs you for being a retard is shunned and not the retard right? Is that how you remember it? What meds are you on to deal with this delusional state brought on by your depression and social anxiety? I bet you still wake up screaming from the phantom wedgies that haunt your WOW themed dreams.

silverflux fails at life. The link via his/her name to that laughable “business” is proof enough.

You have secret meetings huh? cooooool Now you don’t get to make fun of anyone on this site ever again because you are the ultimate loser. You’re making fun of people for being on here and then justifying being on here all day because of your “work” and additionally having secret meetings. You pointed out a flaw and then crowned yourself queen of it. Bravo for your stupidity.

aproximation: 2 points for diplomacy but you’re amongst the majority for your demographic. Yup more people now have tattoos and piercings in North America than don’t. I’d go look for the link I read that on but why?

Back to silverflux: so you sauntered your fat ass onto a site and now because you’re fat and ugly and stupid you assume you can swing those big hips around like you own it? Fuckoff asshat. Take your forced morbidity and your cries for help and head back to your live journal. This whole grasping for social acceptance on the internet is fucking pathetic. You think you’re the first person to waddle in here and get assfucked back out? Think again you fat fuck.

I’m not here to be liked. If that’s your thing…well that’s fucking pathetic. You’re pathetic and in this thread alone you’ve shown it in many different ways.

I’m here for fun and funny. And right now I’m having both at your expense.

PS: you really are physically disgusting.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 24, 2008 @ 12:47 pm

@garbled
you’re missing the point entirely, yet again. i didn’t attack you. my comment was a blanket statement. you took it personally, attacked me, then told me i was responding to your comment when i was talking to reboot (who has a sense of humor and my undying love).

so yes, you did squeal like a bitch. you took offense to something that had nothing to do with you, you attacked me for it and then told me i was a hypocrite for responding to your comments.

i think i’ll take my leave of this thread now. i’m afraid his next comment will include photos of his junk, a tricked out honda and his girlfriend posing beside her infinite patience.

Comment by silverflux — July 24, 2008 @ 12:50 pm

^^^

fat loser finally fucks off.

Take leave of your life while you’re at it you fat fucking pig beast.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 24, 2008 @ 12:52 pm

“I thought some dermal piercings might be cool to see for some people”
Some people (silverflux and her gf). But for the other 95% of us, it’s about as interesting as showing off your new hair cut and we will make fun of you appropriately.

“I thought you all might like seeing a cute girl who I love”
And old people think that everyone wants to see pictures of their grandkids. Expect the same response.

“And I suck at grammar & spelling I know. I am just a programmer”
How can you be a programmer and suck at grammar and spelling? Precise syntax is the basis for good programming.

Comment by reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 12:53 pm

Those with the least to say often do the most talking. Again, I posted this not to do any of the things people are ripping me for. In my opinion the people doing the ripping and what they are complaining about are pretty uninteresting - except one.

I looked up a quick link and at least in 2006 it wasn’t a majority of people with tattoos:
http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tattoo_facts.htm
It’s easy to make up stats that support your argument.

I am still not trying to prove how unique I am, just pointing out an example how the flamers are saying what they want to hear, and only they want to hear it. Bored much? I am just making this final post cause I am hung over and don’t want to code, and to thank silverflux and suicydking for their rationality in a medium where it is easy to be small-minded, like those guys in traffic that lay on their horn and yell out the window in gridlocked traffic improving nothing and making everyones lives a little less fun.

Comment by aproximation — July 24, 2008 @ 1:15 pm

Oh, and @reboot

How many people liked seeing a car in a dumpster, as was posted a while back? No post appeals to everyone - if I wanted to please the majority I’d look to what was popular on the Billboard charts or at Neilson ratings, but I don’t care about that vapid shit and hoped most of you didn’t either.

Second point taken - tho cute girls in general are far more fun to look at then grandkids, you probably need to see tits or something before your interest is piqued, as are most people on the net - so you are correct.

I pay more attention to coding, and check my code by running it, because that is the only way it will run. When I talk or write to people as long as the meaning is there I am content - correct grammar is for people with fountain pens.

Comment by aproximation — July 24, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

I agree with Caio.

What the fuck is this shit?

Comment by diabeetus — July 24, 2008 @ 1:42 pm

methinks tiki has teh awesome troll powers

i bet he had a smirk on his face when he approved this one

Comment by natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 1:52 pm

You got your tattoo facts from a pretty impartial source too.

And you test your code by running it? Which Devry campus did you attend btw?

I’m not a professional coder but even I know that’s fucking stupid. I’m thinking by ‘programmer’ you mean you take shit like joomla and make crappy sites that waste time and money.

I liked your initial passive diplomacy more. This combative nonsense is silly. The fat dyke who championed your post out of allegiance to what she perceives (from her perch in the middle of fucking nowhere) as a necessary comrodary of the so called social outcasts *coughha* left to go binge eat so nows not the time to start getting itchy.

In response to the echoed “What the fuck is this shit?”

A: it’s chum.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 24, 2008 @ 2:09 pm

Ok.

Comment by Thrella — July 24, 2008 @ 2:13 pm

@aproximation
You seem to be a bit clueless about practical human psychology. If you would had posted the picture of your ladyfriend and a link to the photoshoot without all the emo-commentary about how much you love her and how you would die without her, there would have been a more positive response. But as it is, you went out of your way to make a connection with yourself, which naturally led to a more antagonistic reaction.

“correct grammar is for people with fountain pens.”
No. Correct grammar is for making sure that you can accurately communicate. [Deity] help who ever has to deal with your code if even you don’t know what it’s going to do until it actually runs.

Comment by reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 2:18 pm

haha. This post is funny. Troll and trollbait abound, cross over, and transform into a hybrid.

Magnus wins points for “fat fucking pig beast”

Aproximation loses many for failing at “final post” then continuing discussion. Also I believe Magnus was talking about tattooed and/or pierced peeps. So yeah.

Magnus may well be an ass to the nth degree, but it’s kind of like reading Maddox at times. I’ll let that speak for itself.

Comment by Max — July 24, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

TL;DR? Did anyone else notice she’s holding gay porno?

leave that faggy kid alone please. he’s a star, ya know? the dermal shit is cool, bragging about it is not.

welcome to the internet, where people are insecure and overshare in hopes of pseudo-affection.

Comment by Dyna-Mole — July 24, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

Hey guys, what’s goin on in dis fred?

Comment by Caio — July 24, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

LOL INTERNET!

Comment by Kero — July 24, 2008 @ 3:13 pm

Why you guys gotta be so mean? Dude was just trying to share with us. Why can’t we all just get along?

Not that I haven’t LOL’d at the whole thing…*snicker*

Comment by Annarchy — July 24, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

Dang. This one got to 50 comments really fast.

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — July 24, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

tahnks alot, Kero

now i have that fucking song stuck in my head

internet, lol internet
internet, lol internet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHw5T4_JmmM

also, 50th post! woot

Comment by natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

yay!

i fail at 50th posts

melli17 is a guy

Comment by natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 3:25 pm

“Listening” to this exchange has really made my whole day; I can now view my own personal problems from a much better perspective.

Comment by DasMaus — July 24, 2008 @ 3:37 pm

By the by, op, you’re one of the few people on MCS to not have uncontrolled, unkept facial hair.

Comment by Caio — July 24, 2008 @ 3:40 pm

Hey I may be ugly and hate filled but I’m not…what was the other thing you said?

Oh and additional by the by for the op: scarring yourself for attention is faggerty. If you want them so badly then join the marines and go fucking earn them.

PS: you owe me a monitor. I punched mine when I saw your vanity myspace picture there.

I wonder if you can correlate a direct ratio of how big the guys penises are who molest tards like this to just how stupid the molested try and make themselves look when they grow into adult sized losers?

How about it, Aproximation? What’s your step dad sporting?

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 24, 2008 @ 3:52 pm

@aproximation
umm one question are you with her ? if so.. she looks really good man.. play your cards right and she could be a keeper… just keep in mind “variety” and you should be good to go.. and i seem to notice your scarring .. it looks very unique and nice never saw it before.

greetz,

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@ the know it all’s

http://www.blamonet.com/galler.....rd_Win.jpg

Comment by MonkeyHitman — July 24, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

“I wonder if you can correlate a direct ratio of how big the guys penises are who molest tards like this to just how stupid the molested try and make themselves look when they grow into adult sized losers?”

Magnus you should consider selling that sentence to a linguist.

Comment by Caio — July 24, 2008 @ 3:58 pm

OP, two paths lay before you:

1) You’ll eventually grow up and be embarrassed about the stupid holes in your face.

2) You’ll never grow up and be a forty year old adolescent. Have you have met a senior citizen who still calls himself a hippy? Or a 50 year old who still “rocks”? It’s the most sad, pathetic thing I can imagine.

I pity you for any path you choose to follow.

Comment by Caio — July 24, 2008 @ 4:01 pm

I think we have a new winner for the “most comments on MCS” contest.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — July 24, 2008 @ 4:03 pm

@mAgnUS - I think I love you.

Comment by Annarchy — July 24, 2008 @ 4:16 pm

wow, wtf guys. some guy is all happy and wants to share stuff and you’re all on him like he just kicked your puppy. do you really care THAT much about his life to make generalized negative assumptions about it? no wonder the world is so fucked up.

Comment by vutterfly — July 24, 2008 @ 5:14 pm

See Annarchy appreciates some good old funny.

@Ciao,

There’s a guy at my gym who comes with his kid. His kid is obese and this stupid old fool prances around in a sleeveless shirt barking orders at him. Oh…he also just got a huge Asian themed tattoo on his shoulder of a dragon. He’s maybe 55-60 years old with no hair and glasses and the idiot went out probably a month ago now and got it started. It’s an on going process too (that’s how big this tattoo is). He is now a living joke. I don’t see one person walk past who sees him for the first time without putting their hand over their mouth or turning their head so they’re not laughing in his face. That’s this guy’s (Aproximation) past and present. Popping holes in his face and cutting himself has ensured it’s now also his future.

My advice to the OP: poke a hole in the condom and get that chick pregnant so she has a reason to bother talking to you a year from now.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 24, 2008 @ 5:22 pm

You guys are a bunch of jealous haterz. Even without his not so sexy-scarification and very sexy facial piercings he’s hotter than any of you. Look at those facial features!

That aside, the commentary about being in love, shooting oneself and all came across as sounding a bit desperate/unhealthy. Perhaps that was unintended.

Comment by outofocus — July 24, 2008 @ 5:32 pm

Aproximation, I think you’re a good looking guy even without the mods and I think you’ve got a GREAT looking girlfriend. Treat her with respect, love, and honesty; demand nothing less in return for yourself; and the two of you will be fine. Enjoy!

Comment by AKircher — July 24, 2008 @ 5:43 pm

Sounds like a some people are bitter about being either lonely, or not being brave enough to be in command of their own bodies and lifestyle.

It must really pain you all to wake up each morning and know that there are genuinely happy people in this world.

“I look professional, and I dread waking up each day to go to my job, so I’m going to mock this guy who is doing what he wants with his life.”

Comment by suicydking — July 24, 2008 @ 5:46 pm

um, HE’S GOT A LAME TATTOO OF A PEACOCK ON HIS HEAD

Comment by natedog — July 24, 2008 @ 5:48 pm

That’s a peacock? Kind of looks like a crow too me.

Most head tattoos are a bit lame in my book anyhow as people go for artwork that requires detail and the head, like ears, hands, etc, don’t hold ink so well so the lines spread. Anything too detailed looks like crap after awhile.

There is that one super model with a head tattoo that I actually like.

At least it’s not a biohazard symbol.

Comment by outofocus — July 24, 2008 @ 5:54 pm

“genuinely happy people in this world”
LOL. A genuinely happy person does not threaten to shoot himself if his ladyfriend breaks up. I would also submit for your consideration that a genuinely happy person doesn’t feel the need to get egregious body modifications nor post pictures of himself and his girlfriend to a random website to seek approval.

Comment by reboot — July 24, 2008 @ 5:59 pm

@reboot

I’m not sure I agree with the idea that a person must be unhappy at some level in order to get body mods.

I generally agree with the rest though. As you said before, if he had approached the post a bit differently the response would have been much more positive.

Comment by outofocus — July 24, 2008 @ 6:05 pm

tl;dr

Comment by Stolid — July 24, 2008 @ 6:31 pm

WAAAAAAAGH!

I love it. More. MOAR! Feed my insatiable appetite. Make fun of the low life flunky scum who has to destroy his body more and more so that he may try and fill that void in his existence with masochism and false sexual debauchery.

Destroy a man who is clever enough to see desperation and pettiness where it truly is by outlandishly over generalizing his statements and poking holes in his well thought and researched statements.

Fire the torches at the overweight lesbian who is bitter cause her daddy touched her at night and held his hand over her mouth so she couldn’t call for mommy. Probably wouldn’t have done any good cause mommy was plastered and seeing someone else behind daddy’s back. She grew up to be quite a whore just like her mommy. Her anger and frustration spewing forth like an untapped septic pipe ensures she must make “compassionate” stands for her “camaraderie” of social low life degenerates who will not wish to make anything of themselves and will revel in despair till their dying day.

Feed the hatred, the psychosis, the bitterness. MORE MORE MORE WAR! For Chaos, I love it.

Comment by AdmDraconis — July 24, 2008 @ 7:01 pm

I’m sorry, but this picture simply doesn’t garner 70+ comments. A couple of, “cool piercings dude,” and a few “piercings are teh ghey” would’ve sufficed guys. Really. Go look at the internet.

Comment by RSIxidor — July 24, 2008 @ 7:03 pm

Maybe those aren’t piercings at all. Maybe they’re just part of his ADAMANTIUM SKELETON OMG WTF WOLVERINE THREAD HIJACK!!!

Comment by FlyingMantisShrimp — July 24, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

“Sounds like a some people are bitter about being either lonely, or not being brave enough to be in command of their own bodies and lifestyle.”

I’m the opposite of lonely. A couple of years ago my social life got so busy and stressful that I had to leave my city and move out to what’s technically unincorporated area in the mountains.

As for being in control of by body, I was once like you, that is to say, a tool. I got a bunch of piercings, and I had a variously-coloured mohawk taller than an African American dick for a while, I wore stupid clothes, listened only to music that gave me headaches, the whole deal. Then I realized by 18th birthday was coming up and I still looked 15.

Now, I dress, for my high-paying job, in a white shirt and black pants, and to tell you the truth I’m happier than I’ve ever been. Flakes don’t flock to me and I’ve begun to value my inner life. I read, I listen to music, I walk in the forest.

I think, in all my years, I can teach the young people one lesson: the interestingness of your personality is inversely proportional to the amount of metal you’ve stuck through your skin.

@magnus: Don’t ask why, but once I went to a The Who concert, and the guys there were rocking out so hard that it smelt like they soiled their damn depends. It was like being in the epilepsy ward of a hospice.

Comment by Caio — July 24, 2008 @ 7:12 pm

This online battle has made my day.

Comment by Camiam321 — July 24, 2008 @ 10:17 pm

“I’m sorry, but this picture simply doesn’t garner 70+ comments. A couple of, “cool piercings dude,” and a few “piercings are teh ghey” would’ve sufficed guys. Really. Go look at the internet.”

seconded

Comment by vutterfly — July 24, 2008 @ 10:22 pm

I think it be clear where the action started.

silverflux decided to waddle in to defend the glory of her self appropriated kin: the not so social outcasts. So her dumb as bricks lesbian by default (meaning just because in order for any guy to get drunk enough to stomach fucking you means he’s too drunk to get it up doesn’t make you gay) ace mistook all the witty barbs for ample ammunition to lash out as if we’re the same people who threw bacon at her in high school and called her a cannibal. And then the back and forth ensued. Then marble cheeks tried to defend himself but ended up digging a bigger grave and flopping around in it.

And that got us to 70+ comments.

Here’s a thunk: has this asshole even posted anything on this site ever before? His name rings no balls.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 24, 2008 @ 11:36 pm

“His name rings no balls.”
That tickles me.

However, this thread makes me lament the loss of non-stupidity.

Comment by Billy Manic — July 25, 2008 @ 4:37 am

80

“In control of ones body” should mean staying out of danger, keeping healthy, or at the very least not soiling oneself. Self mutilation and “body mods” are just laughable. I laugh at freaks every day that bring it on themselves. No, I’m not laughing with you…..

Comment by Error401 — July 25, 2008 @ 9:03 am

hey magnus, i totally want some of the credit too.

i was in @ post#2 calling it a hardcore emo camwhore

Comment by natedog — July 25, 2008 @ 11:25 am

I like that Billy has the words ‘balls’ and ‘tickles’ so close together.

I wonder is silverflux and her crew and jamming on all this right now and they’re all ‘gawd. thith guy ith worth dan my parenth. Conformithts’.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — July 25, 2008 @ 11:27 am

Magnus, loved the bacon/cannibal comment. I’m sure they’ll all head out and get something else pierced/tattooed just to show all of us uptight conformists.

Self delusion is funny.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/?s=conformist

Comment by garbledxmission — July 25, 2008 @ 12:45 pm

this post is the 8th most commented post

in 2 days

Comment by natedog — July 25, 2008 @ 2:39 pm

@ natedog
and it’s been a good thread too. I’m almost tempted to post my pic just for the discussion on how original and non-conformist my conformity and lack of originality really is. Almost.

Comment by DasMaus — July 25, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

You know, I avoided posting my pic a while back when that was the theme, but this has heartened me. I might just do it now. After what has been said to this guy, I’m pretty sure I can handle anything this crowd throws at me. I was teased in middle school and survived. What’s the worst that could happen? LOL.

Comment by Annarchy — July 25, 2008 @ 3:34 pm

isnt the internet wonderful XD

Comment by Deathdealer — July 25, 2008 @ 4:58 pm

Wow… This thread is extremely relevant to my ROFLCOPTER…

Comment by Phyreblade — July 25, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

i have a pretty fucked up picture of myself in the yearbook in my sophomore year

make fucked up pics the next theme day

Comment by natedog — July 25, 2008 @ 10:12 pm

One word, or rather film title…

Idiocracy

Watch it…you may still have time to change.

Comment by gx5000 — July 27, 2008 @ 12:28 am

This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

Comment by Caio — July 27, 2008 @ 12:39 am

one more irrelevant post on the march to 100

Comment by jediadept — July 27, 2008 @ 4:25 pm

posting for no other reason than to bump post count

Comment by natedog — July 27, 2008 @ 6:15 pm

*nudge*

Comment by jediadept — July 29, 2008 @ 6:37 pm

95!!!

Comment by wartoaster — August 6, 2008 @ 2:16 am

So, are you guys still together?

Comment by Brevity Truta — October 10, 2008 @ 6:00 am

no way! kyewt!

Comment by Dyna-Mole — July 23, 2008 @ 12:14 am

Decent linework, but the head is kinda lumpy and the whiskers are fucked, I’m surprised it isn’t a total scratchjob.

Comment by gudis — July 23, 2008 @ 12:31 am

If you were as smart as you say you are you could tell those lines are still healing. not the best first pass ever, but total scratchjob? you’re ridiculous. look at how bold those colors went in!

Comment by Dyna-Mole — July 23, 2008 @ 1:04 am

FRESH INK! I got some a couple weeks ago…

feels so good.

Comment by storminator — July 23, 2008 @ 1:15 am

2 different yellows

and white!

Comment by natedog — July 23, 2008 @ 2:35 am

n8dawg: good eye.

needs more white. white power.

Comment by Dyna-Mole — July 23, 2008 @ 2:51 am

why god why…

Comment by robustion — July 23, 2008 @ 5:33 am

this is a tattoo of frickin HELLO KITTY and you guys are arguing over the line work.

Missed the whole point

Comment by talllankyguy — July 23, 2008 @ 10:51 am

wat.

Comment by diabeetus — July 23, 2008 @ 10:56 am

Worst part? It’s on his cock.

Comment by Yogistyle — July 23, 2008 @ 4:40 pm

@dyna-mole: please learn how to read, I said it ISN’T a total scratchjob, damn.

Comment by gudis — July 23, 2008 @ 6:40 pm

We could chop that limb off. And burn it.

That would work. Yeah. Let’s do that.

Comment by Sikras — July 24, 2008 @ 8:48 am

gudisi read it right: you were surprised it wasn’t one. i still think that’s stupid. take your professor bullshit degree to a tattoo shop and see if they give you a job.

ultraman sucked.

Comment by Dyna-Mole — July 24, 2008 @ 2:44 pm

That boy needs some Proactiv Solution.

Comment by dorix — June 12, 2008 @ 12:04 pm

I guess this is one of those, it makes him happy deals?

Comment by roamingidiot — June 12, 2008 @ 12:06 pm

ummm….ya good luck finding a job, loser…. i think you just screwed yourself over

Comment by infusino92 — June 12, 2008 @ 12:20 pm

not only proactiv but … medical psychological institutional help ….

Comment by MonkeyHitman — June 12, 2008 @ 12:28 pm

He’ll fit right in with the Aryans in prison though…

Comment by Stolid — June 12, 2008 @ 12:33 pm

He works in a bank.

Comment by teezy weezy — June 12, 2008 @ 12:34 pm

Congrats on ruining your life asshole!

Comment by Exacerbate — June 12, 2008 @ 1:20 pm

This pic is so three years ago. He’s gone on to cover the top and back of his head too.

http://modblog.bmezine.com/200.....oo-update/

Comment by SouthernOracle — June 12, 2008 @ 1:36 pm

FAIL, unless of course his goal is to be a loser then it’s an unprecedented win

Comment by DasMaus — June 12, 2008 @ 2:04 pm

He’s so hardcore, he’s got a watermark tattooed on his neck. Twice.

Comment by reboot — June 12, 2008 @ 2:10 pm

I’m all for tattoos…but face and neck are off limits for me, I don’t want to screw my job prospects for life. Fucking dumb ass.

Comment by Tattooed-Geek — June 12, 2008 @ 2:33 pm

now that i have looked at the updated i remember … that about tats they have a nice feature of reddin yourself up but even thou he just ruined his life… (respectfull manner) he have gained allot of interviews, attension, magazine covers, so in really this was his publicity stunt .. the whole head looks awesome on the updated version but still a jackass if you ask me

Comment by MonkeyHitman — June 12, 2008 @ 3:28 pm

What a loser.

Comment by zipfer — June 12, 2008 @ 3:50 pm

so, ya wanna tour with Jim Rose, eh?

stupid tat, dude.

Comment by storminator — June 12, 2008 @ 5:46 pm

I actaully quite like it, since he’s expanded it to not just a skull but anatomy in general around the neck. He’s actaully a really well spoken guy.

Comment by Mack — June 12, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

I don’t know what the fuck got stuck up all of your asses, but Jesus…

There’s some irony in calling this guy the loser, when he’s not the one sitting at a computer making snide remarks.

Comment by ADiscoInfernal — June 12, 2008 @ 11:19 pm

I see a mop and bucket in his future.

Comment by Sticky — June 1