I don’t find her all the attractive, but if she actually looked at me in this situation there would be something unclean in my pants.

Yeah right, I can totally see her driving in F1 next year… LOL!

She doesn’t have near the talent it takes to drive F1. She doesn’t even drive road courses now, only ovals. And she’s not that fuckin great at those.

Racing or not, I personally find this woman attractive as fuck. I want to lick her navel in the worst way.

Needs a good hard humping

Of course she hasn’t. My comment was because new entry team USF1 (another laugh if you ask me) is considering her because of the publicity it will bring.

i would marry her. and ultimately ruin any chances of having secks with here or having a loving relationship. Yes, i am a cynic.
i’m borderlining on obsessed right about now.

I thought it was sweet.

@monkeybird02, I watched her race at Sears Pt (er, “Infineon Raceway”) last summer. She came in respectably at 6th, iirc, and was as far up as 3rd or 4th at one point. Or did you mean she no longer drives road courses?

A case where the shirt never touches the skin.

I bet he is a gay porn star.

Pull out your lighter and set his ass on fire.

Irony; when hair wont grow on your head

creepiest nipple ever

Step away from the Van de Graaff generator!

RUB BALLOONS ON HIM

Milk through nose…thanx.

Thats my boyfriend. We make love every night. Its ELECTRIFYING…

Sasquatch?! What are you doing here?!?

John Allen?? Is that you???

DAD?

Techno-Viking grows a winter shirt for hibernation.

Neat! You can still try “shooting” for the ducks.

Skeet! Skeet! Skeet!

hahahahaha, I’d never miss a duck

I get it now. You’ll ejaculate on her back after having sexual intercourse.

I think the dog laughing at me would kill the mood.

that fucking dog made me chunk the lazor gun at the TV once

@natedog:
me too. I was grounded for a month

I’d shoot all the ducks…..then poke the dog in the eye…. Laugh at me you one eyed bastard…..

Let’s see you laugh when you’re covered in my semen.

The germans have a term which I love “Arschgeweih” Translation - ‘ass antlers’…

i think i’m in love.

bet this woman is fucking ugly.

oh so proud of our little girl

saddly they most likely are

Whale tail? Really??

Oh BTW it’s more of tramp stamp with thong rather then whale tail (if AT ALL whale tail, which refers to ass that actually looks like whale tail)

That’s horrible. I certainly don’t want to see “Mom & Dad” while I’m railing her from behind.
Probably just a brother and sister at a NASCAR race.

@casemods:
I was under the impression that a ‘whale tail’ was when a woman’s undies stuck out from her ass and looked like a whales tale.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_tail

in a way this is as stupid as all the barb-wire and tribal tats on white guys arms and leges who went to college. But, that somehow the placement of lower back tats became sexual makes this a little worse.

@tiki god: don’t try to rationalize or come to grips with anything casemods says, as it is usually totally fucking delusional

@Teutonic Logic: Is there something wrong with going to college?

Why would anyone tattoo that there?

@tiki god: My mistake. I was under the impression that it was a form of ass, or “tail” that resembled a whale tail…

But a quick google search proves me wrong…

I still consider whale tail to be the ass and not the thong however…

he looks like a she.

Especially with that dyke haircut and stupid ring.

He does. He’s still pretty. Sauce?

Excellent image.

I must say, win.

If only she could cook dinner at the same time.

ha, i thought he looked like Tobey Maguire. same thing?

@joodles: i have a video of this occurring, and think of it every time i’m in the kitchen.

They look diseased.

“Hey Honey, could I get the sports page?”
“Yeah sure, you got the J.C. Pennies ad?”

Now thats casual!

No, Liger is cooler.

WAT

The cherub is apparently gay.

@Sticky:
the main is riding a giant cock with legs, and you’re concerned about the sexuality of the cherub flying above him?

There’s something sexual about this post, I can’t put my finger on it.

@tiki god:
Given that the cherub has a boner while looking at the assumedly gay person riding said giant cock with legs…

Adbrite? tacky man.

Inventive.

man that adult virtual world ad is scary.

I can’t believe I’m admitting this but regular porn does nothing for me. The Adult Virtual World ad is serioudly turning me on.

@DeFlandres: It scares me, too.

I cried just now.

hey guise i got dis great idea its called fuckin shitty tattoos

sounds fun can i try?

Fat… hairy… crap tattoo…

Kill it with fire.

and it’s a chick, right?

or a man who makes questionable fashion choices.

don’t even want to know..

So that when you’re hitting it from behind all you can think about is dismemberment.

Perhaps she could use to to shave a few dozen pounds off of her ass.

I feel bad for the man that drew that.

or its the pets actual pawprint. beats using its dna.

You can get better pawprints than that, though. This one looks smudgy. I met a woman about ten years ago who’d had every one of her pets’ paws tattooed on her calf, so that together they formed a pet trail up her leg…and none of ‘em looked like they’d been fingerprinted at the local police station.

Its a tattoo for a dog, it doesn’t matter what it is, its still fail.

i like the name.

I saw the name and my mind instantly went here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_htqDCP-s

And how do you know his pet wasn’t an infectious flesh-eating bacteria, eh, Mr. Smartypants?

I like it, its a pretty good tribute

@Insanely Rational:
Given that you give shelter to flesh eating bacteria, provide it food, wash it (to no avail), etc…flesh eating bacteria is pretty much a (very undesirable) pet.

Sad, and by sad I mean lame

people without imgainations need tattoos too

@wookie_x: That was fantastic. Thanx.