greytone — December 1, 2008 @ 12:40 pm

Greatest theatrical experience I’ve ever had!

Kaze — December 1, 2008 @ 12:59 pm

I watched it, and was entertained thusly.

Although the deathproof action sequence took for god damned ever, Planet Terror was awesome except for me nitpicking real-life flaws that have no right to be in my head while violence is going on, on the screen.

(how the hell can she point a gun that’s attatched to her leg, and be able to fire it without pulling the trigger?)

tiki god — December 1, 2008 @ 1:59 pm

@Kaze:
I was promised drunken sex with two hot women after we watched this at the theater.

waiting for the end of this was the longest 4 hours of my life.

Dreth — December 1, 2008 @ 7:15 pm

I was kinda really intrigued and kinda really annoying at Deathproof’s whole “you promised you weren’t gonna do it” dialogue, wondering what the damn “it” was.

dieAntagonista — December 1, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

I remember watching the first Rambo movie with my father when I was a child. Awesome times. I love them all except for the last one. Haven’t seen it, and I’m certainly never going to.

Asinine — December 1, 2008 @ 5:58 pm

I’m pretty sure the 4th has one of the highest body counts in movie history. And it was awesome.

RepairmanJackX — December 1, 2008 @ 6:28 pm

Looks a bit like “Solid Snake” there…

Phyreblade — December 1, 2008 @ 8:30 pm

Rambo. The Epic. I haven’t seen the last one either, but from I hear, it’s actually surprisingly good…

dieAntagonista — November 29, 2008 @ 10:17 am

Awesomesauce. But NSFW, why? Unnecessary imo.

WistfulD — November 29, 2008 @ 11:22 am

depends on where you work.

MonkeyHitman — November 29, 2008 @ 11:32 am

what imo agian??

dieAntagonista — November 29, 2008 @ 11:36 am

Haha. imo = in my opinion. or imho = in my humble opinion.

RSIxidor — November 29, 2008 @ 12:14 pm

Now lets see her masturbate.

Luminary — November 29, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

Inaccurate depiction. She is not being raped by teh ebil corporashunz!

Marrock — November 29, 2008 @ 1:32 pm

Hey, I can see my house from here.

Phyreblade — November 29, 2008 @ 8:40 pm

Beautiful lass ain’t she…

AlecDalek — November 30, 2008 @ 12:45 am

What a bitch!

kuTTer — November 30, 2008 @ 9:08 am

i’d put it in her pooper

casemods — November 29, 2008 @ 7:05 am

Yo dawg dis be old.

The-Penetrator — November 29, 2008 @ 7:15 am

I have a strong desire to copulate with her, in a most animal like manner.

SumoSnipe — November 29, 2008 @ 7:54 am

Old shmold. Still nice to look at first thing in the morning.

Recondomoe — November 29, 2008 @ 8:13 am

Yowza!

wombat — November 29, 2008 @ 8:41 am

She looks like a man. Fedex FTW.

elzarcothepale — November 29, 2008 @ 10:17 am

@wombat:
did you miss that day in grade school, kiddo?
that little bit in the middle picture requests that you shut up.

dieAntagonista — November 29, 2008 @ 10:18 am

How does she look like a man pfft.

Puulaahi — November 29, 2008 @ 11:20 am

Yum

RSIxidor — November 29, 2008 @ 12:15 pm

Excuse me miss, I have a package that needs express delivery. I’d like to use brown.

natedog — November 29, 2008 @ 12:17 pm

hmmm…

i wonder what brown can do for me today?

flex — November 29, 2008 @ 3:01 pm

I spy a hoof!

*hawt*

MikeBabaguh — November 29, 2008 @ 6:30 pm

Nice ass, but too skinny overall.

Stolid — November 29, 2008 @ 8:22 pm

What mike? Anyway.. I’d break her insides…. and it might be better to ask what I’d do for her brown..

Phyreblade — November 29, 2008 @ 8:33 pm

I think she needs a cookie. Or some pie. Or maybe that cheeseburger I saw a couple of posts back… Something…

RSIxidor — November 29, 2008 @ 9:02 pm

@Phyreblade:

I have something she can stuff in her piehole.

warren — December 1, 2008 @ 2:22 pm

Ah. A well-padded box.

casemods — November 29, 2008 @ 5:24 am

Holy shit! I don’t smoke anymore, but fuck me if I didn’t take a hit of this shit!

gummybearkilla — November 29, 2008 @ 5:25 am

its gotta be real lol.

one — November 29, 2008 @ 5:37 am

holy shi-

MikeBabaguh — November 29, 2008 @ 5:42 am

Uh oh. Incoming flood of stoners.

Paul_Is_Drunk — November 29, 2008 @ 9:04 am

Looks like Alaskan Thunderfuck. Only thing I’ve ever seen that white/crystally. Still not as strong as AK-47, surprisingly.

Paul_Is_Drunk — November 29, 2008 @ 9:07 am

@MikeBabaguh: Yeah, but they’re mostly harmless. At most, if you poke them with a stick, they’ll swat at it and say, “Maaan, cut it out.”

flood123 — November 29, 2008 @ 2:36 pm

I’d hit it !

camusapprentice — November 29, 2008 @ 2:44 pm

Its probobly real, but dependant on where its been grown, some growers are actually sprinkling glass over the buds to make it appear to have more THC crystals. Id think twice before hitting this one.

purple banana — November 29, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

@camusapprentice: If you do happen to come across glassy bud (Willie Nelson forbid) any bong or bubbler will filter out the glass pieces, provided it’s tall enough, which will save your lungs

sylvanish — November 29, 2008 @ 3:58 pm

With something like this, I would strongly recommend a vaporizer or something more like a hash pipe. Putting direct flame to such will actually just destroy and waste the majority of the THC in those fine crystals (you can tell it’s not glass because it has grown crystalline patterns in it, like tiny white hairs)

The more you know…

thelotuseater725 — November 29, 2008 @ 7:32 pm

Definitely real. Looks exactly like the Manatuska/manitoba/alaskan thunderfuck i used to get. I used to make killer hash out of that stuff and the left over ground up buds were still powerful as hell. My favorite strain of all time easily.

SumoSnipe — November 29, 2008 @ 7:39 pm

Well I guess I learn something new every day. Didn’t know what this was, just thought someone needed to clean out the freezer, and learn to wrap their food up properly….

nyokki — November 29, 2008 @ 11:03 pm

This is marijuana and those are THC crystals? Holy shit?

MalcoveMagnesia — November 29, 2008 @ 3:04 am

Most people may need to be on a lot of mood altering drugs in order to tolerate working at the United Nations.

Rocko — November 29, 2008 @ 4:52 am

Both interesting and fucked up simultaneously.

Rocko — November 29, 2008 @ 4:55 am

On the subject of which, today is the first time I used this site without Firefox, I never knew there were ads on here, let alone ones for “Classical Hebrew Lessons”…. WTF? Now that is a hard target audience to reach.

SonicX — November 29, 2008 @ 6:43 am

“Hey, guys, shouLd we teLL them that acid’s the way forward?”
“NOOOO dude! just pass some boring Laws and they’LL be none the wiser”

Zendu — November 29, 2008 @ 7:17 am

Does anyone have a high res shot of this? It looks almost photoshoped on. Especially in the seats.

Paul_Is_Drunk — November 29, 2008 @ 9:11 am

Geneva is a bitchin’ city.

Too bad my French is tres mal.

dieAntagonista — November 29, 2008 @ 10:22 am

First time I see this thing. Absurd decisions by the UN FTW.

Phyreblade — November 29, 2008 @ 8:29 pm

Well if it’s not a shop it’s pretty cool…

sreksuhn — November 30, 2008 @ 12:27 am

What a waste of 23 million dollars. Fuck you UN eurotrash

The-Penetrator — November 27, 2008 @ 6:18 pm

This is fuckin wrong >:|

eat.my.anger.and.choke.on.it — November 27, 2008 @ 6:33 pm

Man them! Man them NOW!

Brevity Truta — November 27, 2008 @ 6:59 pm

They look really happy, and that’s beautiful, even if their physical features aren’t. As predictable a response from me as the laughter is from others hehe.

Dreth — November 27, 2008 @ 7:00 pm

Fuck I submitted this today, with more pictures and their myspace links.

thelotuseater725 — November 27, 2008 @ 7:08 pm

Oh dear god. I mean she has no redeeming quality. Her face looks horrible. her arms are way too skinny for her body. Her body is fat as shit with no boobs. Her forehead is like the rock of gibraltar. just. oh fucking hell i need some sulphuric acid.

vincent.ex2 — November 27, 2008 @ 7:16 pm

Thez are perfect for each other.

ian356094 — November 27, 2008 @ 7:30 pm

He better watch out and make sure she doesn’t accidentally eat him.

seentheidiotwalk — November 27, 2008 @ 7:42 pm

@Brevity

That was nice of you

@lotus

You’re terrible. I love it.

fuckwhatafuckingdumbfuckingfuckassfuck — November 27, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

that is fucked up, that is fucked up, that fucked up maaaaaan

Corman — November 27, 2008 @ 8:04 pm

What would it be like to have sex with…it?

thelotuseater725 — November 27, 2008 @ 8:11 pm

I would imagine it is like suffocating at the bottom of your local hospitals Biohazard dumpster while getting your pelvis crushed by an enormous rotting elk carcass. Or it would be like putting your penis into your grandpas armpit after he spent the whole day drinking vinegar and fixing his 91 toyota in the Hoboken Path train station.

natedog — November 27, 2008 @ 8:12 pm

Candy’s Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/candyapple0883
she made it private after some /b/tards found them

Chris’s Myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/ind.....=118833657

thelotuseater725 — November 27, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

God fucking damn it. Of course they are from south carolina. I’m going to have to kill these people now.

dieAntagonista — November 27, 2008 @ 9:06 pm

I used to watch this lady on youtube. She looked very similar to the woman in this picture and she was married to a thin attractive scientist. Then she had surgery bypass, and now 1 year later she looks actually beautiful.

@thelotuseater725:
10 points for comparing her forehead to Gibraltar.

dieAntagonista — November 27, 2008 @ 9:07 pm

Err, bypass surgery*

impaciente — November 27, 2008 @ 9:21 pm

Oh. My. God. That woman is sinfully unattractive. Like that-is-the-ugliest-human-being-I’ve-ever-laid-eyes-on unattractive.

thelotuseater725 — November 27, 2008 @ 9:26 pm

Thank you. Also no bypass can make that womans face bearable. The only solution is to kill her and buy him a russian bride who will actually love him.

Brevity Truta — November 27, 2008 @ 9:42 pm

Each way smartass comment, eh, lotus? :p

@SeenTheIdiotWalk: Oh I wasn’t being nice. It’s plain how happy they are, look at them. I’d gladly look like that to be looked at like that, the way he is at her.

Lorfmachine — November 27, 2008 @ 9:44 pm

I call the need for a NSFW tag.
And now I’ll go throw up a little bit and cry myself to sleep.

garbledxmission — November 27, 2008 @ 9:46 pm

I just love that her gunt sticks out past her tits. Even in that titanium laced dress they got her into using a crowbar and 23 gallons of baby oil.

thelotuseater725 — November 27, 2008 @ 9:47 pm

@Brevity Truta:

You know me too well brevy.

copypaiste — November 27, 2008 @ 9:47 pm

Dammit. Now I need some brain surgery to wipe this out of my head >.<

garbledxmission — November 27, 2008 @ 9:47 pm

They do look happy tho…more power to them.

AlecDalek — November 27, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

Which one’s the woman?

Brevity Truta — November 27, 2008 @ 9:59 pm

Oh rednecks are pretty simple to read, lotus

garbled, glad you redeemed yourself there hahahaha.

pantscomeoff — November 27, 2008 @ 10:11 pm

Kermit and Miss Piggy?

Dreth — November 27, 2008 @ 10:47 pm

I bet she ate that missing half of the redneck deer from the other post.

MonkeyHitman — November 27, 2008 @ 10:48 pm

if you read the forums how when he posted pictures in his own forums some members started to talk like lotus and he threatens that he is in the army and will fight for the honor for his wife ….

MonkeyHitman — November 27, 2008 @ 10:49 pm

i lol’ed

thelotuseater725 — November 27, 2008 @ 10:49 pm

@Brevity Truta:

GOD DAMN IT BREVITY I AM NOT A FUCKING REDNECK. I’VE READ THE CATCHER IN THE RYE AND THE STRANGER AND WITNESS HOW IT TURNED MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS INTO A BUNCH OF EXISTENTIALIST HOLDEN CAULFIELD CLONES WHO WOULD WANK PHILOSOPHICAL IN THEIR BMWS AND JEEPS. I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND CUT NEW HOLES INTO THOSE YOU LOVE FOR THE SOUL PURPOSE OF PUTTING SPIDERS AND LEECHES IN THEM.

thelotuseater725 — November 27, 2008 @ 10:52 pm

Fuck them and their happiness. One day he is going to look in the mirror and see his wife and all of a sudden the shed and his hollow tips will get intimate with his amygdala.

Brevity Truta — November 27, 2008 @ 10:57 pm

@Monkeyhitman: the link to the forums under the picture is a troll thread. The tone’s pure troll, as are the captions to the pictures in the ops.

The myspace is them really.

@Lotus I assume you’d be using a nice big hunting knife you keep sheathed in a hand-tooled leather sheath with a picture of a 16 point buck stamped into it. Otherwise you can take that threat and sharpen it up some, and your pencildick while you’re at it.

thelotuseater725 — November 27, 2008 @ 11:01 pm

Oh now that was just mean. You know i love you brevy. Well as much as a man can love someone who’s gender he is not too sure of and knows only by comments left by them on an image board.

Brevity Truta — November 27, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

So … about as much as you loved “How to trap and skin critters” when you read it as a wee lad. Cool!

Well.. what would you use, lotus, if not a big hunting knife? I love knife threats on the internet. Call it a funny little quirk.

thelotuseater725 — November 27, 2008 @ 11:15 pm

Hunting knives are for pussies. I use custom built diamond blade scalpels…with a 16 point buck on the handle.

Brevity Truta — November 27, 2008 @ 11:36 pm

Isn’t that a little unwieldy, or is the buck made of foam?

nyokki — November 28, 2008 @ 12:04 am

I swear that woman’s sister works at the Food Lion near me. I even called hubby in and he thought it was her too.
They obviously love each other, so I doubt they’re too concerned w/ what we think of them.
@thelotuseater725: No Ka-Bar? Even I have one of those.

nyokki — November 28, 2008 @ 12:06 am

@garbledxmission: What’s a gunt and is it the reason she looks pregnant?

thelotuseater725 — November 28, 2008 @ 12:12 am

@nyokki:
Nah, i have no use for hunting knives. Ka-bar is nice although. Closest thing i have to a hunting knife is a couple of Balisongs and some victorinox swiss army knives.

@Brevity Truta:

Actually it is hand painted onto the handle by Randy Mcgovern

tisk01 — November 28, 2008 @ 12:13 am

Shame on you all. Physical appearance should have nothing to do with how you judge a person. Sure she is physically unattractive, but who is to say she isn’t a wonderful, intelligent, caring or thoughtful person? And aren’t these the things that matter most?
You people who are quick to judge a person by their appearance alone are the worst that the human race have to offer, her ugliness might be on the outside, but at least she doesn’t have a black, spiteful and mean heart like all you loons.

thelotuseater725 — November 28, 2008 @ 12:27 am

oh god somebody please ED these pictures.

dieAntagonista — November 28, 2008 @ 12:33 am

@tisk01:
I ain’t no loon. Nobody said the woman in the picture was a bad person or that her looks have anything to do with her personality. But it’s obviously a human covered in unnecessary fat.
This is the Internets. If pictures is all we get, pictures is all we judge. There is no other choice than being shallow you see.

And for you to assume she’s perfectly good and sweet is just as ridiculous as when I would assume she’s mean and bad because I think she’s unattractive.

thelotuseater725 — November 28, 2008 @ 12:41 am

@tisk01:

Oh you brave white knight you. I bet you wrote that post from a sudanese refugee camp while filling out 10+ chinese adoption forms. Listen my black and doodie filled hole of a soul is happily married and i have a beautiful baby boy. Also if you honestly think that being blunt and honest about things makes people horrible husks of human flesh then you need to seriously sit back and observe the world around you. What would you rather have? A world where deception and lies are all that ever spew out of a persons mouth for fear of offending someone; thus creating a vast web of taboos wherein free speech and scientific advances are impeded. And why? For fear of breaking some bullshit invisible rules that do more harm to the collective psyche than good? I mean it creates an atmosphere of unnecessary tension between people who really didn’t mean any serious harm of their words to begin with.

OR: a world where people are honest with eachother helping to prevent tensions from boiling up and exploding like an ICBM?

Now i know words can be harmful. My whole time in middle school was a nightmare from bullies. But you know what? I got over it and in some cases they were right. Granted they could have been more eloquent about their judgments but they were right nonetheless.

Stop being an idiot and actually analyze your world before you go around lambasting others for observing it.

borongas — November 28, 2008 @ 12:41 am

WHOEVER UPPED THIS IS A DICKLESS QUEEFR, I POSTED A LINK TO THIS SHIT IN THE COMMENTS OF THE ONE PIC WHERE HOMIES MENTALLY CHALLENGED GF MAILED HIM A PIE!!! I FOUND THIS SHIT! YOU CAN ALL EAT A BAG OF DICKS!!! I’M OUT.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....-the-mail/

borongas — November 28, 2008 @ 12:45 am

by the way read post #40 in the original thread!!! Can’t make that shit up…

thelotuseater725 — November 28, 2008 @ 12:54 am

@borongas:

Nobody cares. You lost, go write a poem on /b/ about it. I hear they love people who clamor for OC credit.

SumoSnipe — November 28, 2008 @ 2:16 am

What’s all this about hunting knives? I just grab a knife off the kitchen rack, that’s my hunting knife.
They look happy in the picture, so good luck to them.

purple banana — November 28, 2008 @ 2:54 am

tbh, it looks like the girl might have an endocrine disorder, judging by her moon-shaped face and startling alopecia, it might be Cushings syndrome- my cousin developed it, and she went from a gorgeous girl to heavily overweight and partially balding in a matter of months… It’s an increase in blood serum cortisol levels caused by a tumor on the pituitary or adrenal gland. She got it removed, and within a year, she was back to normal. You never really know with just pictures.

AgZed — November 28, 2008 @ 3:09 am

You know, I read about the eugenics experiments that took place in the 1920s and 30s and I think, “That’s awful!” But then I see something like this and can’t help but think, “Maybe they were on to something.”

Think of the children! Won’t somebody think of the children!

greg_t — November 28, 2008 @ 4:02 am

tisk01 is absolutely correct.

For shamez everyone.

But just remember…

All of us black, mean and spiteful hearts are frolicking merrily here in the splendiferous land of the Interwebz, just waiting to descend upon each and every innocent blogger and suck their souls dry.

Beware.

Every time a hater snarks a kitten dies. Oh noes!!!

lulz

Dyna-Mole — November 28, 2008 @ 4:44 am

I can’t believe i’m the only one to point how much she looks like a man. I mean, damn.

Ever seen the video for Windowlicker?

Dyna-Mole — November 28, 2008 @ 4:46 am

Read his blog! Candy’s pregnant!

Recondomoe — November 28, 2008 @ 4:54 am

And he must have some intelligence, those are aren’t enlisted discs on his lapel. Mother fuckers gonna be an officer if she doesn’t squish him first.

flex — November 28, 2008 @ 5:41 am

A striking resemblance to this.

traptin85 — November 28, 2008 @ 12:58 pm

DO NOT WANT!!!!!

sylvanish — November 28, 2008 @ 1:00 pm

I for one think it’s perfectly acceptable to base 1/3 of your opinion on a person based on appearance. This has everything to do with natural selection and physical health and the well being of the species. Appearance directly relates to health and genetic development and tells a lot about a persons lifestyle and disposition. She will probably go through couches like I go through running shoes.

For fucks sake their wedding cake was made out of twinkies! People like this make me sick when there is so much starvation elsewhere in the world. Creatures like her are where the origin of the myths about ogres and such came from.
Now, if they are happy together fine, whatever, but for the good of the world, I hope they never *shudder* reproduce.

Heh… Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean… lol

AgZed — November 28, 2008 @ 1:05 pm

@sylvanish: I give you +100 interwebs for such an eloquent trouncing of the asinine “As long as they’re happy” argument.

InsaneCommando — November 28, 2008 @ 2:34 pm

This reminds me of a rhyme someone told me way back in college

“Fatty and skinny were lying in bed
Fatty rolled over and skinny was dead”

seriously, if he ever gets sick of life, he can just ask her to get on top and squish him like a tomato under a car tyre

Destro — November 28, 2008 @ 2:51 pm

Do not ask do not tell.
Do not want.
Imagine the smell of unreachable unmentionables.
I can see her eating her babies if stranded on a desert island.
she coulda played T-Rex in Orgazsmo

garbledxmission — November 28, 2008 @ 10:51 pm

sylvanish, good point. Fug is fug is fug.
The cake was repugnant. Like that commercial with the couple who have a wedding cake made of McNugshits.
@Nyoki, a gunt is when your gut expands to blend with the fat of your upper cunt to make a….gunt. Kind of like Cankles.
@borangas, nice name. Are u the beach, the island, the cyberclub or the dumbass from the JerzeeDevil Forums? Either way you have a retarded screen name. Anyway, nobody gives a shit. Go away you smelly, vile person you.
@tisk01: Here’s a douche, get the sand out of your vagina.

Phyreblade — November 29, 2008 @ 2:09 am

Jack Sprat could eat no fat;
His wife could eat no lean.
And so between the two of them,
they licked the platter clean.

njch412 — November 29, 2008 @ 7:58 pm

ROTC Fag, go to a real military school.

flood123 — November 26, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

yum!

one — November 26, 2008 @ 4:33 pm

Yes please

warren — November 26, 2008 @ 4:35 pm

I’m sorry, but she’s wearing far too much. Please correct this situation immediately.

The-Penetrator — November 26, 2008 @ 4:42 pm

Daaaayum, look at that ass ! O___O

LukeV1-5 — November 26, 2008 @ 6:12 pm

@warren: I think she’s wearing exactly the right amount.

Zen — November 26, 2008 @ 6:42 pm

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

FUCKING NOMALICIOUS!

Flappycunt — November 26, 2008 @ 8:35 pm

this is a perfect example of why we should geneticly enhance humans.

marcuserektus — November 26, 2008 @ 9:02 pm

I’d love to be her shorts…

sylvanish — November 26, 2008 @ 11:32 pm

@Flappycunt: What? I sense an undertone of eugenics in that statement

nyokki — November 27, 2008 @ 1:11 am

@sylvanish: An undertone?

MonkeyHitman — November 27, 2008 @ 12:27 pm

@marcuserektus: so if she piss herself or take a crapper …

jhoelscher — November 27, 2008 @ 7:01 pm

since her shorts don’t fit too well, she should just take them off, and of course then she should definitely remove her top…. damn then she would be totally naked…. yah baby!!!!

marcuserektus — November 29, 2008 @ 12:08 am

@MonkeyHitman: Golden showers ain’t so bad and I’d eat a yard of her poop just to smell where it came from

thatonejimguy — November 25, 2008 @ 8:03 pm

today is officially lame-ass post day.

phantasm — November 25, 2008 @ 8:20 pm

DNA testing say that Thomas has two X chromosomes, and no Y chromosome, making it a female.

rafter — November 25, 2008 @ 8:25 pm

Agreed, its a woman, not a man. So quit calling it a man. Just because you cut your tits off and start taking and then quit taking testosterone, doesn’t make you a man.

natedog — November 25, 2008 @ 8:30 pm

2nd’d

ovaries =/= man

Altar-Ego — November 25, 2008 @ 8:40 pm

Kill it with fire?

Cargen — November 25, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

Please inform me when a transgendered woman produces a baby… THEN WE KILL IT WITH FIRE!

but this is just a woman giving birth, no feat at all. If it was the other way around, and some doctor figured out how to put working female reproductive organs in a man to make him a woman… yeah… that would be a feat.

chris_hates_freedom — November 25, 2008 @ 8:56 pm

We can not arbitrarily decide that a tree is a boulder, and then marvel at the stone that bears fruit.

compasseagle89 — November 25, 2008 @ 9:02 pm

@chris_hates_freedom:
wow. i dont think there is a phrase for this situation more perfect than that.

bravo and +34 internets to you!

RSIxidor — November 25, 2008 @ 9:18 pm

@chris_hates_freedom:

Science is not arbitrary. X =/= Y.

Or wait, are you on the good guys side? I can see it going both ways.

Paul_Is_Drunk — November 25, 2008 @ 9:22 pm

Who… fucking… CARES?

Let he/she/it be be whatever it wants to be. Damn.

RSIxidor — November 25, 2008 @ 9:22 pm

@Paul_Is_Drunk:

Unacceptable.

chris_hates_freedom — November 25, 2008 @ 9:24 pm

@RSIxidor:
I don’t see where my statement is vague =P

fortyseven — November 25, 2008 @ 9:26 pm

i’d hate having that person as my mother/father/parent/relative

Bring a child in to carry your legacy of a burden, good fucking grief.

Paul_Is_Drunk — November 25, 2008 @ 9:26 pm

@RSIxidor:

Good guys side? Are you one of O’Reilly’s culture warriors?

Frogs can change gender, and yet they’re only born with a certain set of chromosomes like you mention here. XX or XY.

http://findarticles.com/p/arti.....ai_8784789

Yet, they change gender with hormones (kinda like this woman here) and they are able to take on the other sex role and even impregnate or be impregnated. It’s also been known to happen in fish and orchids.

In this case X can = Y.

Science is not arbitrary, but it’s also not bound by human opinion.

chris_hates_freedom — November 25, 2008 @ 9:35 pm

@Paul_Is_Drunk:
People should have the right to have a sex change.
People should have the right to marry someone of the same sex.
People should have the right to raise kids after either of these.
People SHOULD NOT get publicity and treatment as a walking miracle simply because they scratched out their biological gender label in favor of the other brand, but (somehow!) do something associated with their original gender.

The transgender/transsexual community also have the right to be pompous, retarded asshats from time to time. The also have the right to get called on it.

RSIxidor — November 25, 2008 @ 9:42 pm

@Paul_Is_Drunk:

Frogs are fucking awesome.

@chris_hates_freedom:

I think that is the absolute best point to make about this guy. Whether or not your okay with it (I don’t have a moral objection, just icky factor), why should it get publicity? I can only think the reason is to shock people, which is what most news is now, right? Shocking people.

compasseagle89 — November 25, 2008 @ 9:50 pm

@RSIxidor:
think about what is more likely to sell…a front page article with something provocative and controversial on it, designed to make you pick it up and read it (or keep watching the show) or an article about a 46-year-old who makes $50 at his garage sale.

you wont even find the second one because it wont get printed. no one cares enough to show that. youre completely right - shocking people is how you keep an audience.

can someone prove me wrong on that?

RSIxidor — November 25, 2008 @ 9:56 pm

@compasseagle89:

No, nobody is going to prove you wrong. People will read it in a community newspaper about someone they know (a church newsletter, etc). But who cares if some guy you don’t know makes money unless he’s giving it to you or its some exorbitant amount.

Paul_Is_Drunk — November 25, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

@chris_hates_freedom: Why do half the things that we hear about get publicity? Nine times out of ten it’s because people want to hear about it.

My fault here is at the extreme reactions. No one got this much up in arms when Joe the Plumber used his 15 minutes of fame to start a political career, and I read a lot more than just 1 or 2 articles on him.

Seriously, I’ve met only two people who are transgendered, and I wouldn’t call them “pompous, retarded asshats.” They’re more like shell shocked victims of constant abuse that are constantly wondering if the next person they meet will be a kind heart or another “oh my god - it’s different - let’s beat it with sticks! (in one case, literally)” type person. I’m sure they can use an uplifting symbol like these two.

Honestly, when I first heard about this, I said to myself, “Huh, cool” and moved on with my day. The only reason I originally stopped to post in here was to comment that these two are also from Portland, OR.

Why so seriously upset?

@compasseagle89: I grew up in Medford, OR and delivered the newspaper. The typical headline would be a bee on a local flower with the title “Spring Is Here!” On particularly slow days, even garage sale guy could have made the front page.

Ren — November 25, 2008 @ 10:11 pm

I think this is fucking disgusting and shouldn’t be publicized, as it is eerily similar to a freak show.

compasseagle89 — November 25, 2008 @ 10:13 pm

@Paul_Is_Drunk:
ok, i will admit that in smaller, community-like publications there are nice, innocent articles. but the vast majority of the news, especially stuff like the 6 and 11 o’clock news, are about the rapists that live in your community and could be hiding under your porch. generalizing doesnt isnt perfect, but it does hold true for a good deal of the time.

medford, huh? although im away at college far from it, my home is (recently) in sisters. oregons a great place.

Tyger42 — November 25, 2008 @ 10:31 pm

You know, I have nothing against people who have sex changes…but if you still have girl parts, you’re a girl. Period. This is not a “pregnant man”, this is a “pregnant woman who’s had a -partial- sex change”.

chris_hates_freedom — November 25, 2008 @ 10:34 pm

@Paul_Is_Drunk:
My point about their right to be pompous, retarded asshats is that EVERYONE has that right. A right this guy is currently exercising.

Maybe you haven’t run across me too often in the world of MCS comments, but I AM the liberal guy who gets riled up over the (not) Joe the (not licensed) Plumber.

Why is this story uplifting? Is it framed as “courageous couple tries to raise a normal family in the face of intolerance”, or more as “BEHOLD! GAZE UPON THE PREGNANT MAN! JUST FIVE DOLLARS A TICKET”?

This is not an uplifting symbol. This is someone sensationalizing themselves for their own benefit.

nyokki — November 25, 2008 @ 11:30 pm

He looks gay.

MonkeyHitman — November 25, 2008 @ 11:54 pm

if you saw there video… you know that they didn’t went outside there house … so they don’t care about publicity they just wanted to be together as a family

Tyger42 — November 25, 2008 @ 11:55 pm

@MonkeyHitman: If they didn’t care about publicity they wouldn’t be sensationalizing it on national television every chance they get, moron.

Dyna-Mole — November 25, 2008 @ 11:58 pm

@nyokki: he does look like a very gay man.

she just likes bending the lines of reality as well as gender. keeping the beard and manishness while preggers was probably a very fun dismporphic experience for him.

reboot — November 26, 2008 @ 12:02 am

One of my best friends is a male-to-female transgender and even she thinks this guy is sick.

Lakiamia — November 26, 2008 @ 12:15 am

@chris_hates_freedom: Profound! I love it! I give you 20 more internets!

beckyw697 — November 26, 2008 @ 1:28 am

I think same sex marriage is great, and that they should be allowed to have kids. But that is a woman, NOT a man, and I have no fucking clue why people are stupid enough to believe otherwise. People really disappoint me.

Dyna-Mole — November 26, 2008 @ 1:35 am

they call him the Pregnant Man, like a circus freak title. the more u hate the cooler he feels.

Dyna-Mole — November 26, 2008 @ 1:36 am

or she. relative truth is all the rage.

maxcw — November 26, 2008 @ 1:49 am

@chris_hates_freedom: Are you some kinda brain learned guy?

macio — November 26, 2008 @ 10:03 am

Hey look a woman with facial hair that’s preggers!
No big deal, haven’t you ever seen an Italian woman with child?

MonkeyHitman — November 26, 2008 @ 11:35 am

@Tyger42: dumbass you really don’t know news right… they did one or a couple interview and it spread out like aids … ppl are so stupid to call this omg this is soo shocking … because there dumbass. a ordinary simple a woman married another women who had sex change and they got a baby soooo what.. is it the end of the world ?

just listen okay before you start saying some stupid stuff. they both stayed in there own house until the baby was born after the baby borned they stayed more. basicly they spend all there time on the baby because they didn’t want publicity and this proves that they don’t need/want publicity. they just want to be happy with there child

chris_hates_freedom — November 26, 2008 @ 11:41 am

They’re spending all their time there?

InsaneCommando — November 26, 2008 @ 2:29 pm

@Altar-Ego

Fire is not enough
Kill it with a bath in Sulphuric Acid

Finn — November 26, 2008 @ 3:36 pm

@Paul_Is_Drunk: *golf clap*

garbledxmission — November 26, 2008 @ 8:05 pm

@MonkeyHitman. No, they HAVE left their house. The first time around they went on talk shows, radio, print interviews and the like. They had an offical “representative” (i.e. agent, PR person, what have you.) And now, once their original 15 mins of fame expired and they needed more money/attention they started it all up again. That completely and utterly negates ANY semblance of impartiality or desire for privacy. That being said if they can make a buck, support themselves and provide a future for their kids, than more power to them. If people are stupid, nosey and hooked to sensationalism enough to pay for it then why the fuck should any of us care? It’s pathetic and attention whoring at it’s best…the epitome of modern media.

Dyna-Mole — November 28, 2008 @ 5:08 am

no shit, she documented the whole thing and sat down with Barbara Walters