If Men Wrote Advice Columns
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Woman Parking
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i’m amazed she got that far. why doesn’t the dude standing there helping her just do it?
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Definitely deserves props for getting that far. Too bad she is stuck now.
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I was willing to give her the benefit of a doubt…maybe those two assholes parked after her and blocked her in.
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Nice leg(s).
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This would finally give me an excuse to tip one of those Austin Mini’s.
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No way in hell she got in there. She was blocked in.
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Nice shot! NOM NOM!
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She was definitely blocked in there. No way she could’ve gotten into that position without there being damage on either of the two cars she’s between and her own.
I love how men make fun of the driving of women, and will do anything to poke fun of them, but don’t even realize their own stupidity. The being blocked in for this instance.
At least she didn’t run smack dab into a parked trailer, like a MALE driver did a few pages back.
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@awfulintentions
way to draw conclusions that we men didn’t mean that we are amazed that she managed to get it at that angle after she was blocked in (except LostOne). i love how women always jump to the wrong conclusion because they “think” they are so smart. don’t forget to call the pot black when you get back to the kitchen. (hopefully you’ll construe that as sexist, but let’s face it, everybody goes to the kitchen, and the best chefs in the world are MALE. don’t fry your brain thinking about that one either).
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@Dissension
And you typed that all from your grandmother’s basement. Bravo. Sadly, I can’t be frying my brain too much, considering I’m attending a top university and ‘managing’ to stay at the top of the class, and yes, it’s coed.
The kitchen joke? That’s what it is, it’s a joke, that hardly bothers me, but it’s a little stupid when some chauvinist pricks, like yourself, must grasp at straws to prove their superiority over women.
“OH, HAI GUIZ, LOOK AT DIS HERE PICTUR AH FOUND ON DE INTERNET OF A WOMAN DRIVIN’ LOOK HAO STUPID SHE IZ!”
Childish.
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LOL… funny anti-sexism sexist thread is funny… 
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i’m amazed she got that far. why doesn’t the dude standing there helping her just do it?
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Definitely deserves props for getting that far. Too bad she is stuck now.
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I was willing to give her the benefit of a doubt…maybe those two assholes parked after her and blocked her in.
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Nice leg(s).
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This would finally give me an excuse to tip one of those Austin Mini’s.
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No way in hell she got in there. She was blocked in.
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Nice shot! NOM NOM!
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She was definitely blocked in there. No way she could’ve gotten into that position without there being damage on either of the two cars she’s between and her own.
I love how men make fun of the driving of women, and will do anything to poke fun of them, but don’t even realize their own stupidity. The being blocked in for this instance.
At least she didn’t run smack dab into a parked trailer, like a MALE driver did a few pages back.
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@awfulintentions
way to draw conclusions that we men didn’t mean that we are amazed that she managed to get it at that angle after she was blocked in (except LostOne). i love how women always jump to the wrong conclusion because they “think” they are so smart. don’t forget to call the pot black when you get back to the kitchen. (hopefully you’ll construe that as sexist, but let’s face it, everybody goes to the kitchen, and the best chefs in the world are MALE. don’t fry your brain thinking about that one either).
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@Dissension
And you typed that all from your grandmother’s basement. Bravo. Sadly, I can’t be frying my brain too much, considering I’m attending a top university and ‘managing’ to stay at the top of the class, and yes, it’s coed.
The kitchen joke? That’s what it is, it’s a joke, that hardly bothers me, but it’s a little stupid when some chauvinist pricks, like yourself, must grasp at straws to prove their superiority over women.
“OH, HAI GUIZ, LOOK AT DIS HERE PICTUR AH FOUND ON DE INTERNET OF A WOMAN DRIVIN’ LOOK HAO STUPID SHE IZ!”
Childish.
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LOL… funny anti-sexism sexist thread is funny…
Working Women
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Now get in the kitchen and bake me a pie Bitch!
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Wow, you know if my supervisors followed those suggestions, this’d be a better place to work.
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So men don’t need proper equipment or to know where the bathrooms are…okay.
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no, men know how to get their own damn tools and how to find the bathroom.
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@Special Kail: You’re awesome!
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@Special Kail: @Special Kail: you guys are awesome!
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This works for me. Of course, maybe it works for the guys too…after they found their goddamn tools and threw away the instructions.
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Yes, its ggod to have a woman counseler in the department to translate the strange dialect that they speak and to solve those woman problems too.. This is a “Canadian” assebly-line workers pamplet isn’t it?
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Nah, those women aren’t attractive enough to be Canadian.
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@Special Kail: @Special Kail: @Special Kail: all three of you are awesome.
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Sigh…I only wish my boss treated me like this.
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I second that, Skipper
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lol- oh no, Tiki didn’t take his “sarcasma” today.
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Now get in the kitchen and bake me a pie Bitch!
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Wow, you know if my supervisors followed those suggestions, this’d be a better place to work.
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So men don’t need proper equipment or to know where the bathrooms are…okay.
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no, men know how to get their own damn tools and how to find the bathroom.
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@Special Kail: You’re awesome!
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@Special Kail: @Special Kail: you guys are awesome!
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This works for me. Of course, maybe it works for the guys too…after they found their goddamn tools and threw away the instructions.
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Yes, its ggod to have a woman counseler in the department to translate the strange dialect that they speak and to solve those woman problems too.. This is a “Canadian” assebly-line workers pamplet isn’t it?
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Nah, those women aren’t attractive enough to be Canadian.
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@Special Kail: @Special Kail: @Special Kail: all three of you are awesome.
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Sigh…I only wish my boss treated me like this.
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I second that, Skipper
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lol- oh no, Tiki didn’t take his “sarcasma” today.
Attention All Women
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I can’t argue with that. Exactly!
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it’s still man’s world. we control the media. we decide what will be advertised to whom, to the extent that it perpetuates social expectations laid by eons of patriarchy.
there’s a reason why actresses can’t get as much work after their thirties.
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I wish I controlled the media. I’d bring Arrested Development back.
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haha reboot. I second that.
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SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY’S GOT A CASE OF THE MONDAYS 
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Married To the Sea does it SO much better. Besides, a little obsession with sparkly things isn’t bad. Men have sport, boobs, and beer, after all.
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This made me laugh… there is a spark of truth to it.
I personally hate that show. I don’t care that I only saw part of one episode (the one where the woman lies about her age and the guy gives her crabs).
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I third that. Arrested development was one of the best shows ever. I’ve heard rumors of a movie.
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what do you call the useless piece of skin around the vagina?
a woman
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“I am most anxious to enlist everyone who can speak or write to join in checking this mad, wicked folly of ‘Women’s Rights’, with all its attendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent, forgetting every sense of womanly feelings and propriety. Feminists ought to get a good whipping. Were woman to ‘unsex’ themselves by claiming equality with men, they would become the most hateful, heathen and disgusting of beings and would surely perish without male protection.”
~ Queen Victoria, March, 1870
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Mmmm… ignorance.
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@Mohawk
Talking like that is a bad tactic towards getting laid for that first time. Women will just see you as their “safe” male, and no action would ever be forthcoming.
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Diabeetus after reading that quote I clicked on your anti-feminist/anti-New World Order link and I’ve gotta say you must get laid almost never.
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“talking like that”? i suppose i should remember that neanderthals surf this site too. as for not “getting laid”, well… for my thoughts, see previous sentence.
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Diabeetus after reading that quote I clicked on your anti-feminist/anti-New World Order link and I’ve gotta say you must get laid almost never.
Actually, it’s quite the opposite. It wasn’t until I was vehemently against feminism that I was able to attract girls.
Now as for getting laid, I didn’t pay a skanky hooker and get laid on the streets of New York City just so I can boast to random people on the internet about it. Like what you apparently did Caio.
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Did a Texan just accuse me of being a Yankee?
Dude, I’ve never been to New York. If New Yorker is the best flame you can come up with you need to spend some time in a less redneck state like Arkansas or Alabama.
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@Mohawk – I appreciated what you said.
I think anti-feminists have no issues getting laid because it’s easy to find neurotic females who are so undefined as a person that they only feel complete when they have a man to tell her what to do. How else can she put to good use from all the years of training via Cosmo and other similar magazines?
At least where I live, feminist males have absolutely no issue getting laid (by women) either. Maybe in Texas that’s not the case. Most of the males I’ve met from Texas have been a bit head up the ass (with one exception but he lives in Austin).
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… yeah, shouldn’t post before i’m awake…
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I can’t argue with that. Exactly!
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it’s still man’s world. we control the media. we decide what will be advertised to whom, to the extent that it perpetuates social expectations laid by eons of patriarchy.
there’s a reason why actresses can’t get as much work after their thirties.
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I wish I controlled the media. I’d bring Arrested Development back.
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haha reboot. I second that.
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SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY’S GOT A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
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Married To the Sea does it SO much better. Besides, a little obsession with sparkly things isn’t bad. Men have sport, boobs, and beer, after all.
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This made me laugh… there is a spark of truth to it.
I personally hate that show. I don’t care that I only saw part of one episode (the one where the woman lies about her age and the guy gives her crabs).
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I third that. Arrested development was one of the best shows ever. I’ve heard rumors of a movie.
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what do you call the useless piece of skin around the vagina?
a woman
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“I am most anxious to enlist everyone who can speak or write to join in checking this mad, wicked folly of ‘Women’s Rights’, with all its attendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent, forgetting every sense of womanly feelings and propriety. Feminists ought to get a good whipping. Were woman to ‘unsex’ themselves by claiming equality with men, they would become the most hateful, heathen and disgusting of beings and would surely perish without male protection.”
~ Queen Victoria, March, 1870
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Mmmm… ignorance.
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@Mohawk
Talking like that is a bad tactic towards getting laid for that first time. Women will just see you as their “safe” male, and no action would ever be forthcoming.
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Diabeetus after reading that quote I clicked on your anti-feminist/anti-New World Order link and I’ve gotta say you must get laid almost never.
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“talking like that”? i suppose i should remember that neanderthals surf this site too. as for not “getting laid”, well… for my thoughts, see previous sentence.
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Diabeetus after reading that quote I clicked on your anti-feminist/anti-New World Order link and I’ve gotta say you must get laid almost never.
Actually, it’s quite the opposite. It wasn’t until I was vehemently against feminism that I was able to attract girls.
Now as for getting laid, I didn’t pay a skanky hooker and get laid on the streets of New York City just so I can boast to random people on the internet about it. Like what you apparently did Caio.
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Did a Texan just accuse me of being a Yankee?
Dude, I’ve never been to New York. If New Yorker is the best flame you can come up with you need to spend some time in a less redneck state like Arkansas or Alabama.
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@Mohawk – I appreciated what you said.
I think anti-feminists have no issues getting laid because it’s easy to find neurotic females who are so undefined as a person that they only feel complete when they have a man to tell her what to do. How else can she put to good use from all the years of training via Cosmo and other similar magazines?
At least where I live, feminist males have absolutely no issue getting laid (by women) either. Maybe in Texas that’s not the case. Most of the males I’ve met from Texas have been a bit head up the ass (with one exception but he lives in Austin).
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… yeah, shouldn’t post before i’m awake…
100 Years Ago – Chatter Woman
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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
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Nothing you can say if she didn’t listen the first 2 times.
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why are women’s feet so small?
so they can get closer to the stove.
why are aprons white?
so the bitch matches the dishwasher.
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“Woman inspires us to great things…and prevents us from achieving them.”
Alexandre Dumas
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexandre_Dumas,_père
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.
Anonymous
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Link is broken. I think it’s the accent grave over the e.
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“No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.”
- Author Unknown
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Finally, a thread where we can all agree!
Female-inspired misanthropy is mankind’s one remaining source of unity and harmony.
Jah bless.
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Yeah! Always going on about their shoes and their hair and their–
Wait, where am I? This doesn’t look like the kitchen.
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What do women and computers have in common?
You never learn to appreciate them until they go down on you for the first time.
What is that useless skin called that surrounds the vagina?
The woman.
When do you buy a woman a watch?
You don’t, theres a clock on the stove.
What’s the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women’s clinic?
The goddamn dishes if she knows what’s good for her.
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Hey, I’m a girl.
And you are all absolutely correct.
Back to the kitchen with me.
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i like my women battered then fried : )
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No one has a right to hit anyone else, but fuck, why can’t judges admonish those that just beg for it? If you cross the street without looking, it’s your fault if you get hit.
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I like my women like I like my coffee.
Ground up and in my freezer.
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@wookie_x
The better version of that joke goes
What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
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Nothing. You already told her twice.
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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
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why are women’s feet so small?
so they can get closer to the stove.
why are aprons white?
so the bitch matches the dishwasher.
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“Woman inspires us to great things…and prevents us from achieving them.”
Alexandre Dumas
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexandre_Dumas,_pèreWhat do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
You hit her.
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Link is broken. I think it’s the accent grave over the e.
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“No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.”
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Finally, a thread where we can all agree!
Female-inspired misanthropy is mankind’s one remaining source of unity and harmony.
Jah bless.
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Yeah! Always going on about their shoes and their hair and their–
Wait, where am I? This doesn’t look like the kitchen.
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What do women and computers have in common?
You never learn to appreciate them until they go down on you for the first time.What is that useless skin called that surrounds the vagina?
The woman.When do you buy a woman a watch?
You don’t, theres a clock on the stove.What’s the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women’s clinic?
The goddamn dishes if she knows what’s good for her. -
Hey, I’m a girl.
And you are all absolutely correct.
Back to the kitchen with me. -
i like my women battered then fried : )
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No one has a right to hit anyone else, but fuck, why can’t judges admonish those that just beg for it? If you cross the street without looking, it’s your fault if you get hit.
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I like my women like I like my coffee.
Ground up and in my freezer.
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@wookie_x
The better version of that joke goesWhat do you tell a women with two black eyes?
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Nothing. You already told her twice.
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girls are made out of scorpions
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so, it’s sugar, spice, everything nice… and scorpions? hmm. that kinda makes sense.
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I want to be a scorpion.
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I once dated a real snake.
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Scorpions don’t suck the life out of you, I think Scorpions are more closely related to gay men.
I blame Captain Murphy for this analogy.
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They are revealing all of our plans.
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Don’t blame Captain Murphy. He just calls em as he sees em. Like when a kid’s head was made out of cheese.
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Certainly Scorpions are venomous… but they aren’t overflowing with confusing contradictory emotions and irrational thought. I fear woman far more…
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so, it’s sugar, spice, everything nice… and scorpions? hmm. that kinda makes sense.
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I want to be a scorpion.
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I once dated a real snake.
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Scorpions don’t suck the life out of you, I think Scorpions are more closely related to gay men.
I blame Captain Murphy for this analogy.
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They are revealing all of our plans.
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Don’t blame Captain Murphy. He just calls em as he sees em. Like when a kid’s head was made out of cheese.
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Certainly Scorpions are venomous… but they aren’t overflowing with confusing contradictory emotions and irrational thought. I fear woman far more…
Lesbians!
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Not kissing you!
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women are evil.
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That’s Teen Girl Squad in college 
TGS — homestarrunner.com
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TGS RULEZ! hahaha
This comic is pretty funny. I am going to steal the “not kissing you” line.
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again, IF YOU WANT A WOMAN TO PLAY WITH YER HARBALLZ, YOU HAVE TO HOLD YOUR MONEY BEHIND YORU BALLSACK
but remember, never give them money, just use it as an illusion to get their pooty
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The corollary to what natedog is saying is: that for every rich douche with a trophy wife, there is a pool boy hitting it on the side.
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I, sir, am that poolboy.
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making me think about some lesbians I know
I must convert them to bisexuality
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
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i always suspect girls are kissing in public because they see a lot of it in porno. girls always emulate the porno, don’t they? how else do you explain how easy it is to get anal these days. i’ve even had an unsolicited atm. fucking bonkers.
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wow all you fail if you can’t say what this is from, or a take off of
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Simpsons did a similar joke with ellen degeneres and anne heche in the mel gibson episode
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Doctor Thompson, it’s by Patrick Alexander for Raymondo Person. Do I win now?
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Dyna, ATM’s are for getting money, NOT FOR BUTTSECKS
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women are evil.
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That’s Teen Girl Squad in college
TGS — homestarrunner.com
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TGS RULEZ! hahaha
This comic is pretty funny. I am going to steal the “not kissing you” line.
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again, IF YOU WANT A WOMAN TO PLAY WITH YER HARBALLZ, YOU HAVE TO HOLD YOUR MONEY BEHIND YORU BALLSACK
but remember, never give them money, just use it as an illusion to get their pooty
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The corollary to what natedog is saying is: that for every rich douche with a trophy wife, there is a pool boy hitting it on the side.
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I, sir, am that poolboy.
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making me think about some lesbians I know
I must convert them to bisexuality
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
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i always suspect girls are kissing in public because they see a lot of it in porno. girls always emulate the porno, don’t they? how else do you explain how easy it is to get anal these days. i’ve even had an unsolicited atm. fucking bonkers.
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wow all you fail if you can’t say what this is from, or a take off of
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Simpsons did a similar joke with ellen degeneres and anne heche in the mel gibson episode
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Doctor Thompson, it’s by Patrick Alexander for Raymondo Person. Do I win now?
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Dyna, ATM’s are for getting money, NOT FOR BUTTSECKS
Douche!
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This is for Caio.
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Yeah, lemme just go ask my doc about using a germ-killing disinfectant up my vagina. I wonder what stupid things we’re doing now that, in 50 years, will have people laughing at us for what we believed worked?
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“The word can refer to the rinsing of any body cavity but usually applies to vaginal irrigation, rinsing of the vagina. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching: a bag for holding the water or fluid used in douching (the term douche bag can also be used as an insult; see below for slang uses). To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for a vaginal douche and an enema.”
Does a1 really need that warning? Prolly, what a sad sad thought.
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@nyokki
If people need a warning not to go from butt sex to vaginal sex without a hard core washing, I’m guessing that they do need this warning. But then, considering the stupid stuff some of my rather intelligent and well educated male friends have said about various female ailments (such as the almighty yeast)… I’m not surprised.
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Excellent. I’m breaking him.
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repost
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there should totally be a repost tag available
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@natedog
Sorry, I must have started following MCS after it had been posted.
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I thought it said “”Lysol” is nutritious”.
But sadly it said “non-injurious”.
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In continental Europe douche has nothing to do with flooding and purging of the vagina.
Greek style (trying Greek, going Greek, etc…), on the other hand, is an invitation for anal sex. And not necessarily anal sex with an actual Greek.
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@natedog
there is a repost tag available. Those that can tag might tag it as such. Right now though? there’s only four people that can tag.
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Excellent. His exterior is cracking. It will only be a matter of time.
Also, repost.
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@ goldar: HAHAHAHA! Lysol is nutritious, delicious and injurious.
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Even if you use the term “douche” to mean shower (or any of its possible meanings), I’m not using lysol to do it.
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Yeah, lemme just go ask my doc about using a germ-killing disinfectant up my vagina. I wonder what stupid things we’re doing now that, in 50 years, will have people laughing at us for what we believed worked?
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“The word can refer to the rinsing of any body cavity but usually applies to vaginal irrigation, rinsing of the vagina. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching: a bag for holding the water or fluid used in douching (the term douche bag can also be used as an insult; see below for slang uses). To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for a vaginal douche and an enema.”
Does a1 really need that warning? Prolly, what a sad sad thought.
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@nyokki
If people need a warning not to go from butt sex to vaginal sex without a hard core washing, I’m guessing that they do need this warning. But then, considering the stupid stuff some of my rather intelligent and well educated male friends have said about various female ailments (such as the almighty yeast)… I’m not surprised.
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Excellent. I’m breaking him.
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repost
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there should totally be a repost tag available
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@natedog
Sorry, I must have started following MCS after it had been posted.
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I thought it said “”Lysol” is nutritious”.
But sadly it said “non-injurious”.
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In continental Europe douche has nothing to do with flooding and purging of the vagina.
Greek style (trying Greek, going Greek, etc…), on the other hand, is an invitation for anal sex. And not necessarily anal sex with an actual Greek.
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@natedog
there is a repost tag available. Those that can tag might tag it as such. Right now though? there’s only four people that can tag.
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Excellent. His exterior is cracking. It will only be a matter of time.
Also, repost.
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@ goldar: HAHAHAHA! Lysol is nutritious, delicious and injurious.
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Even if you use the term “douche” to mean shower (or any of its possible meanings), I’m not using lysol to do it.
Trucks
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My first post on my webcomic. i dont update very often because
A) i dont have a drawing tablet yet, and
2) i dont have many ideas that come to me lately. (please, if you have any, email me)
D) i dont have much time on my hands
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Hmmm. I’m carefully reading reasons ‘A’ through ‘D’ and can’t help but ask this question: Soooooo why do you have a webcomic?
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don’t forget that 500 horsepower doesn’t mean shit when you have an enormous cast iron engine and a 6,000 lb + chassis With a fucking dvd player and other useless shit that sucks power away from the engine.
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Please get the fuck out of teh Internets.
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This would be a good blog post. Not really much point doing it as a comic with stick figures.
Trucks are for tards.
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Been done before. Very, very often. Suck less.
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don’t quit your day job.
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Weak… someone has issues….
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Also, A is usually followed by B, then C, ending with D.
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I think the A) 2) D) thing is form the movie Home Alone. Kevin’s brother… Bud, maybe… is listing things in the beginning of the movie and he used that sequence because he is dumb.
And I am a loser for knowing that.
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Hmmm. I’m carefully reading reasons ‘A’ through ‘D’ and can’t help but ask this question: Soooooo why do you have a webcomic?
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don’t forget that 500 horsepower doesn’t mean shit when you have an enormous cast iron engine and a 6,000 lb + chassis With a fucking dvd player and other useless shit that sucks power away from the engine.
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Please get the fuck out of teh Internets.
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This would be a good blog post. Not really much point doing it as a comic with stick figures.
Trucks are for tards.
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Been done before. Very, very often. Suck less.
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don’t quit your day job.
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Weak… someone has issues….
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Also, A is usually followed by B, then C, ending with D.
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I think the A) 2) D) thing is form the movie Home Alone. Kevin’s brother… Bud, maybe… is listing things in the beginning of the movie and he used that sequence because he is dumb.
And I am a loser for knowing that.
Green Lantern Is Sexist
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I would reply to this, but I’m too busy making a sammich.
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brb
if i’m not in the kitchen when my man gets home, i’ll get a beating for sure!
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Mysogyny is so hotttt.
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Mmm 1950s
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I would reply to this, but I’m too busy making a sammich.
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brb
if i’m not in the kitchen when my man gets home, i’ll get a beating for sure!
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Mysogyny is so hotttt.
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Mmm 1950s
Vader: TITS OR GTFO
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TITS OR GTFO
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Gold bikini* or GTFO
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No… Darth said: TITS or GTFO. None of this gold bikini nonsense.
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Lets go princess, you heard the man…
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V: I find your lack of tits disturbing
L: this are not the tits you are looking for (wave hand)
V: Obi Wan has thought you well.
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Incest or GTFO
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Gold bikini* or GTFO
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No… Darth said: TITS or GTFO. None of this gold bikini nonsense.
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Lets go princess, you heard the man…
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V: I find your lack of tits disturbing
L: this are not the tits you are looking for (wave hand)
V: Obi Wan has thought you well.
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Incest or GTFO
NSFW – Men, multi-tasking is not for you !
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Giant Penises are NSFW :
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I dont’ think I’ve ever even contemplated doing more then just pee. Peeing is one of those “gotta get right on the first try” things that you absolutely don’t want to mess up.
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Agreed. I don’t think i could ever brush my teeth while peeing. Unless im in the shower then i can do all 3 at once, i’m a man-god.
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I can piss and blow my nose at the same time, and both with 100% efficiency and accuracy.
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Pfft, that’s just the beginning.
Here in texas, you have the unspoken rule about if you own the land, you can pee on it. It’s quite interesting when getting up in the morning, and going for your morning stroll while brushing your teeth, having to pee.
Fortunately for me, I’ve learned that I can pee while walking, I just however should not do that when it’s windy.
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The sad part is this was made by a woman, meaning women assume that the reason men piss all over the toilet seat is because they are multi-tasking.
Yeah not so much. We’re just that inaccurate sometimes.
In our defense however, when we piss on the seat from the morning-after-sex induced vurtually uncontrollable dual-stream, the woman must take partial responsibility.
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I can pee and refill a bong at the same time.
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@ pedantic:
I always tell my wife that a free throw is a little more difficult than a slam dunk, and I’m bound to miss once in a while…
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I’ve drank and pissed, and pissed and picked up the ball/stick for my dog while peeing since I keep her inside most of the time to prevent barking and she usually pissed when I do lol
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I dont’ think I’ve ever even contemplated doing more then just pee. Peeing is one of those “gotta get right on the first try” things that you absolutely don’t want to mess up.
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Agreed. I don’t think i could ever brush my teeth while peeing. Unless im in the shower then i can do all 3 at once, i’m a man-god.
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I can piss and blow my nose at the same time, and both with 100% efficiency and accuracy.
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Pfft, that’s just the beginning.
Here in texas, you have the unspoken rule about if you own the land, you can pee on it. It’s quite interesting when getting up in the morning, and going for your morning stroll while brushing your teeth, having to pee.
Fortunately for me, I’ve learned that I can pee while walking, I just however should not do that when it’s windy.
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The sad part is this was made by a woman, meaning women assume that the reason men piss all over the toilet seat is because they are multi-tasking.
Yeah not so much. We’re just that inaccurate sometimes.
In our defense however, when we piss on the seat from the morning-after-sex induced vurtually uncontrollable dual-stream, the woman must take partial responsibility.
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I can pee and refill a bong at the same time.
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@ pedantic:
I always tell my wife that a free throw is a little more difficult than a slam dunk, and I’m bound to miss once in a while… -
I’ve drank and pissed, and pissed and picked up the ball/stick for my dog while peeing since I keep her inside most of the time to prevent barking and she usually pissed when I do lol
1950s Chase & Sanborn coffee ad
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There’s a problem here?
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Bitch prolly forgot to iron his shirt, too.
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who said she could go to the store?
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Assumption being that she doesn’t want to be spanked…? She’s prolly tryin to figure out how to piss him off enuf to bring out the bamboo.
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Alternate Caption?:
Raise your hand if you’ve had a better lapdance.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^
LOL!
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Mmmm a good spanking… who cares about the coffee. She looks like she’s enjoying it
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I like to store-test the bathroom products.
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going to be wall-paper on the wife’s computer?I think so…
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There’s a problem here?
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Bitch prolly forgot to iron his shirt, too.
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who said she could go to the store?
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Assumption being that she doesn’t want to be spanked…? She’s prolly tryin to figure out how to piss him off enuf to bring out the bamboo.
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Raise your hand if you’ve had a better lapdance.
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Mmmm a good spanking… who cares about the coffee. She looks like she’s enjoying it
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I like to store-test the bathroom products.
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going to be wall-paper on the wife’s computer?I think so…
The Rapex female condom
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Speaking of the movie teeth, here is a product being patented that a friend told me about. It’s an anti-rape female condom. The woman slips it in and if you try and rape her, it’s surgery for you.
Or it could just be a crazy saddistic woman who wants to f**k your day up.
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So, I’m a rapist. I’m gonna rape me a woman, and she ends up having one of these items shoved up inside her lady parts. As a rapist do I :
1.) Scream and cry
2.) Run for a hospital
3.) Beat the ever loving shit out of the poor girl that had the misfortune of having this situation happen to her.
4.) All of the above.
I vote for #4. I’m not a rapist*, but I can imagine what would be going through my head if my dick got trapped in a needle condom.
*(I only play one on TV)
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My dick hurts just looking at that thing.
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From the product website
Won’t the rapist kill me?
Sadly, many women have been killed over time, as nobody can guarantee the outcome of any rape! However, the huge plus-factor is that the discomfort and pain is such, that the rapist would be disabled temporarily, (much worse than a kick in the groin that self-defence instructors teach women!) giving you time to get away and get help.
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I’d hit it.
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Yeah, to be fair I’d much rather get smacked in the junk than have needles in my dick. Don’t get me wrong, I’d rather have no cock-based damage, but it’s the lesser of two evils. I should also probably point out that I’m not, nor have I ever been/will be a rapist. So you know, hopefully no needle-wang for me
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So, you prevent the trauma and possible disease transmission of a rape by… causing the rapist to bleed profusely into your vagina?
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One could just stick his finger in there first, so he doesn’t lose his cock. even just put it in a little bit, and if there’s plastic, take it out (the plastic that is). Then commence rapage.
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Well, it’s not perfect, but as far as rape goes, the guy is trying to do something truly horrible to you, this would at LEAST get you some immediate revenge.
Like the snuff film episode of CSI. the guy killed the chick with a knife, she bled on his face, into his eyes. Turns out, she had aids. So, as they put, “You killed her, she killed you right back. So where there is the problem of “ouch, that hurt, now you’re dead!”, The point is, the guy’s going to have to go to a hospital and get this things taken care of. Sticky questions arise, Cops get called, he gets busted. Which, of course makes you no less dead.
The thing that frightens me is, you know this girl, maybe you date, you leave her cause, I dunno, maybe she’s a psycho bitch. She decides to get you back. She invites you over, promising to do that thing she got mad at you for trying. You fall for it (idiot), and then where are you? YOU’RE the guy that just dumped her, came running back, she SWEARS she didn’t want you to come over, and now, YOUR junk is mangled in an “automatically your fault” device.
Just playing Devil’s Advocate here. I do think the device is a good start to stopping rape, but remember not to ever think of it as an automatic rapist buster. The dude could be anal raping you. Then you’re royal screwed.
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@MacheteJack
If a psycho chick wants to mangle your junk and you’re not smart enough to stay away from her, then then it doesn’t matter if she has an anti-rape condom or a kitchen knife.
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I’d imagine most instances of mangled dicks come from women forgetting they had it in.
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See this is why I only rape ass.
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@reboot: I agree.
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i read an article that said this thing was mainly for use in places like africa, where men do not understand rape is not cool, or simply don’t care.
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Rapists often will kill a victim, but probably not with their junk being chewed on by a mechanical apparatus. Since the device appears impermeable, it doesn’t seem likely there will be blood contamination. And I sincerely doubt many rapists have ever fingerbanged a victim before committing their crimes.
If you’re worried about being caught off-guard by a “psycho chick”, just check before you go in. A good half hour of oral is usually enough to get a woman warmed up for the main event, and will let you know in fairly short order if she’s got anything hidden away that you should know about. (Plus, odds are pretty good that if you’re doing oral with her, she’s not going to want to rip your dick off.)
And if you believe that a woman could “forget [she] had it in”, you almost certainly have virtually no knowledge of vaginal anatomy — or of women.
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not like i needed another one, but that is a great reason to go down on a chick before you do her. even the psychos. because, let’s face it, we’ll do them all… crazy or not.
i’ve never hit a woman, but if i found one of these- i’d beat the crap out of her, i’m sure.
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@warren: I agree that most women could not forget that they had it in, but some do forget they have tampons in, which leads to Toxic Shock Syndrome.
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VAGINA DENTATA!!!!
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And here I thought it was just another S&M toy
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I’m a rapist ^.^
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That is right lycrof, that was the first thing i thought of as well. FYI, in the novel Snow Crash the female character has one in her. When the bad guy tries to have sex with her she forgets that she had it in her and he gets a nasty surprise. Though in the novel the needles had a strong tranquilizer that knocked out the guy for a while.
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If the rapist is asian though, they might be able to avoid the spike strip like a ninja.
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Wearable Box Jellyfish FTW!!
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Step 1: Find out she has this thing in her vagina.
Step 2: Beat the everloving shit out of her, rip it out and rape her.
Problem solving: FUN!
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Heh, I looked up the same exact shit with that vagina denata stuff going around a couple days ago.
As for crazy bitches that just want to fuck you over, I learned a valuable lesson a long time ago. Only dip your wick into sane, healthy women. You might get laid less, but it’s worth it in the long run.
@ Gunface
I was thinking more along the lines of curling iron and/or bengay covered dildo. You can’t rip it off without serious damage occuring.
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That thing looks pretty damn rigid – you would have to be a fool (or never got any) to not realize that she has some kind of booty trap (that’s what I said – booty trap) in her cooch.
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I might be late, but I have to say it…
FAIL on many levels. STD’s for one. Vengeance would be a problem too. How do you know that the rapist won’t try to come back (if he went away in the first place) and kill you later for messing up his penis?
Here is a much more practical solution. www.gunshopfinder.com/smithandwesson/smithandwesson36LS.asp
I’m guessing it’s also more comfortable. I don’t have a vagina, but I think I can make an educated decision related to the uncomfortable nature of that device.
Much better odds on success.
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@ Gus_Johnson
I saw the gunshopfinder link and clicked it hoping to find a one shot vagina gun.
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So ah, has anyone done any stats on this? Has it had any effect? Has a woman somewhere been raped since this story first hit about 20 years ago? Is this just another one of those things that bitter unattractive women forward to each other, thinking on some level that this is some kind of empowerment?
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i think if your that worried about rape u should go ahead and just buy a gun.
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Holy Fuck. Literally.
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i’d rather just have a gun.blow the fucker’s kneecaps off instead of sticking that contraption in me
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I just wanna know what chick is walking around w/ this thing in her vagina just in case she might get raped. Tampons are uncomfortable enuf; what must that thing feel like?
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So… if you read the faq at the site, apparently it goes all the way in, you cant tell if its in, it feels like a tampon, will be too late before rapist figures it out… sounds legit, ill remember never to rape anyone.
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@Mystik
I seriously doubt that there would be anything “Holy” about it…
Now “holey” on the other hand… That would accurately describe the rapists equipment after this…
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This is an awesome idea…reminds me of that Teeth movie…
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So I think it’s agreed that us men only rape in the ass from now on.
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So, I’m a rapist. I’m gonna rape me a woman, and she ends up having one of these items shoved up inside her lady parts. As a rapist do I :
1.) Scream and cry
2.) Run for a hospital
3.) Beat the ever loving shit out of the poor girl that had the misfortune of having this situation happen to her.
4.) All of the above.I vote for #4. I’m not a rapist*, but I can imagine what would be going through my head if my dick got trapped in a needle condom.
*(I only play one on TV)
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My dick hurts just looking at that thing.
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From the product website
Won’t the rapist kill me?
Sadly, many women have been killed over time, as nobody can guarantee the outcome of any rape! However, the huge plus-factor is that the discomfort and pain is such, that the rapist would be disabled temporarily, (much worse than a kick in the groin that self-defence instructors teach women!) giving you time to get away and get help.
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I’d hit it.
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Yeah, to be fair I’d much rather get smacked in the junk than have needles in my dick. Don’t get me wrong, I’d rather have no cock-based damage, but it’s the lesser of two evils. I should also probably point out that I’m not, nor have I ever been/will be a rapist. So you know, hopefully no needle-wang for me
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So, you prevent the trauma and possible disease transmission of a rape by… causing the rapist to bleed profusely into your vagina?
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One could just stick his finger in there first, so he doesn’t lose his cock. even just put it in a little bit, and if there’s plastic, take it out (the plastic that is). Then commence rapage.
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Well, it’s not perfect, but as far as rape goes, the guy is trying to do something truly horrible to you, this would at LEAST get you some immediate revenge.
Like the snuff film episode of CSI. the guy killed the chick with a knife, she bled on his face, into his eyes. Turns out, she had aids. So, as they put, “You killed her, she killed you right back. So where there is the problem of “ouch, that hurt, now you’re dead!”, The point is, the guy’s going to have to go to a hospital and get this things taken care of. Sticky questions arise, Cops get called, he gets busted. Which, of course makes you no less dead.
The thing that frightens me is, you know this girl, maybe you date, you leave her cause, I dunno, maybe she’s a psycho bitch. She decides to get you back. She invites you over, promising to do that thing she got mad at you for trying. You fall for it (idiot), and then where are you? YOU’RE the guy that just dumped her, came running back, she SWEARS she didn’t want you to come over, and now, YOUR junk is mangled in an “automatically your fault” device.
Just playing Devil’s Advocate here. I do think the device is a good start to stopping rape, but remember not to ever think of it as an automatic rapist buster. The dude could be anal raping you. Then you’re royal screwed.
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If a psycho chick wants to mangle your junk and you’re not smart enough to stay away from her, then then it doesn’t matter if she has an anti-rape condom or a kitchen knife. -
I’d imagine most instances of mangled dicks come from women forgetting they had it in.
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See this is why I only rape ass.
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@reboot: I agree.
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i read an article that said this thing was mainly for use in places like africa, where men do not understand rape is not cool, or simply don’t care.
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Rapists often will kill a victim, but probably not with their junk being chewed on by a mechanical apparatus. Since the device appears impermeable, it doesn’t seem likely there will be blood contamination. And I sincerely doubt many rapists have ever fingerbanged a victim before committing their crimes.
If you’re worried about being caught off-guard by a “psycho chick”, just check before you go in. A good half hour of oral is usually enough to get a woman warmed up for the main event, and will let you know in fairly short order if she’s got anything hidden away that you should know about. (Plus, odds are pretty good that if you’re doing oral with her, she’s not going to want to rip your dick off.)
And if you believe that a woman could “forget [she] had it in”, you almost certainly have virtually no knowledge of vaginal anatomy — or of women.
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not like i needed another one, but that is a great reason to go down on a chick before you do her. even the psychos. because, let’s face it, we’ll do them all… crazy or not.
i’ve never hit a woman, but if i found one of these- i’d beat the crap out of her, i’m sure.
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@warren: I agree that most women could not forget that they had it in, but some do forget they have tampons in, which leads to Toxic Shock Syndrome.
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VAGINA DENTATA!!!!
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And here I thought it was just another S&M toy
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I’m a rapist ^.^
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That is right lycrof, that was the first thing i thought of as well. FYI, in the novel Snow Crash the female character has one in her. When the bad guy tries to have sex with her she forgets that she had it in her and he gets a nasty surprise. Though in the novel the needles had a strong tranquilizer that knocked out the guy for a while.
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If the rapist is asian though, they might be able to avoid the spike strip like a ninja.
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Wearable Box Jellyfish FTW!!
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Step 1: Find out she has this thing in her vagina.
Step 2: Beat the everloving shit out of her, rip it out and rape her.Problem solving: FUN!
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Heh, I looked up the same exact shit with that vagina denata stuff going around a couple days ago.
As for crazy bitches that just want to fuck you over, I learned a valuable lesson a long time ago. Only dip your wick into sane, healthy women. You might get laid less, but it’s worth it in the long run.
@ Gunface
I was thinking more along the lines of curling iron and/or bengay covered dildo. You can’t rip it off without serious damage occuring. -
That thing looks pretty damn rigid – you would have to be a fool (or never got any) to not realize that she has some kind of booty trap (that’s what I said – booty trap) in her cooch.
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I might be late, but I have to say it…
FAIL on many levels. STD’s for one. Vengeance would be a problem too. How do you know that the rapist won’t try to come back (if he went away in the first place) and kill you later for messing up his penis?
Here is a much more practical solution. www.gunshopfinder.com/smithandwesson/smithandwesson36LS.asp
I’m guessing it’s also more comfortable. I don’t have a vagina, but I think I can make an educated decision related to the uncomfortable nature of that device.Much better odds on success.
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@ Gus_Johnson
I saw the gunshopfinder link and clicked it hoping to find a one shot vagina gun.
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So ah, has anyone done any stats on this? Has it had any effect? Has a woman somewhere been raped since this story first hit about 20 years ago? Is this just another one of those things that bitter unattractive women forward to each other, thinking on some level that this is some kind of empowerment?
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i think if your that worried about rape u should go ahead and just buy a gun.
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Holy Fuck. Literally.
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i’d rather just have a gun.blow the fucker’s kneecaps off instead of sticking that contraption in me
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I just wanna know what chick is walking around w/ this thing in her vagina just in case she might get raped. Tampons are uncomfortable enuf; what must that thing feel like?
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So… if you read the faq at the site, apparently it goes all the way in, you cant tell if its in, it feels like a tampon, will be too late before rapist figures it out… sounds legit, ill remember never to rape anyone.
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@Mystik
I seriously doubt that there would be anything “Holy” about it…Now “holey” on the other hand… That would accurately describe the rapists equipment after this…
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This is an awesome idea…reminds me of that Teeth movie…
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So I think it’s agreed that us men only rape in the ass from now on.
Third One’s the charm
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Definitely not ‘shopped
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now i kinda want 3 hands..
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The triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6?
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“now i kinda want 3 hands..”
No, no, no…two breasts to squeeze, then the middle one to suck on.
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That’s the girl from “Good Luck Chuck” right?
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Reminds me of Total Recall.
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Ohh ooooooh so that’s what the third one is for!
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pixels!
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Ahh…to be Zaphod Beeblebrox…
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This totally beats any other fantasy I’ve ever dreamed of.
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but which side to motorboat…WHICH SIIIIIIDE??!!!!?!??!!
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now i kinda want 3 hands..
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The triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6?
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“now i kinda want 3 hands..”
No, no, no…two breasts to squeeze, then the middle one to suck on.
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That’s the girl from “Good Luck Chuck” right?
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Reminds me of Total Recall.
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Ohh ooooooh so that’s what the third one is for!
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pixels!
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Ahh…to be Zaphod Beeblebrox…
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This totally beats any other fantasy I’ve ever dreamed of.
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but which side to motorboat…WHICH SIIIIIIDE??!!!!?!??!!
Pregnancy icon
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Pregnancy is good for the assets
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Bonus: delicious placenta.
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I’d be put off by the nose
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Those titties may be sexy for 9 months (more if breast feeding), but when the well dries up, everything else moves south.
Way down south.
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thats one sharp shnozz
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Fat tits are still just fat tits. It’s not the same.
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Keep in mind the only positive thing to come out of pregnancy is the temporary boob thing, besides that it’s all torture. I prefer to get big boobs from another woman than sit through endless bitching and moaning and one big gross ball growing on a skinny body. It’s like a failed Alien egg.
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…and apparently over the course of 9 months your hair will grow only a fraction of a millimeter? lol
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where’s the part that shows a big ass?
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pregnancy is so not with it
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*worth** i am retarded :[
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I’ll take the small tits in exchange for having a flexible partner any day. Who wants to look at their front panel anyway…face down, ass up.
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Bonus: delicious placenta.
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I’d be put off by the nose
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Those titties may be sexy for 9 months (more if breast feeding), but when the well dries up, everything else moves south.
Way down south.
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thats one sharp shnozz
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Fat tits are still just fat tits. It’s not the same.
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Keep in mind the only positive thing to come out of pregnancy is the temporary boob thing, besides that it’s all torture. I prefer to get big boobs from another woman than sit through endless bitching and moaning and one big gross ball growing on a skinny body. It’s like a failed Alien egg.
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…and apparently over the course of 9 months your hair will grow only a fraction of a millimeter? lol
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where’s the part that shows a big ass?
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pregnancy is so not with it
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*worth** i am retarded :[
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I’ll take the small tits in exchange for having a flexible partner any day. Who wants to look at their front panel anyway…face down, ass up.
I’m the man of the house!
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I love her :3
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shuddup and get in the Kitchen
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Rob Corddry looks different with hair.
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DISHES
do them now.
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I love her :3
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shuddup and get in the Kitchen
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Rob Corddry looks different with hair.
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DISHES
do them now.
Homegirls Potato Chips – It’s all that
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I know it was 1991, but Sweet Fucking CHRIST! Who in the hell would buy this shit? The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air has so much to answer for…..
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dibs on Rasheeda
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Why are Kathy’s legs white, but the rest of her isn’t? :/
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Leggings, fool.
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lolwut
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I love the “girl power” messages on the back of the bag.
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I’m a dude and even I feel empowered.
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It looks as if this was seconds after Kathy’s kneecap was hit by a baseball bat…. Don’t mess with that Maria, she’ll take you down!
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My god! I look at this and all I can think of is female version of weekend at bernie’s.
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Srsly… What the heck is wrong with Kathy…
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Kathy is just trying to fit in with her “sistas”
Just look at they way they are looking at her…
Maria is looking away pretending not to know her, and Rasheeda is far enough from Kathy that she can awkwardly stare at her.
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11 Responses to Homegirls Potato Chips – It’s all that
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I know it was 1991, but Sweet Fucking CHRIST! Who in the hell would buy this shit? The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air has so much to answer for…..
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dibs on Rasheeda
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Why are Kathy’s legs white, but the rest of her isn’t? :/
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Leggings, fool.
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lolwut
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I love the “girl power” messages on the back of the bag.
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I’m a dude and even I feel empowered.
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It looks as if this was seconds after Kathy’s kneecap was hit by a baseball bat…. Don’t mess with that Maria, she’ll take you down!
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My god! I look at this and all I can think of is female version of weekend at bernie’s.
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Srsly… What the heck is wrong with Kathy…
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Kathy is just trying to fit in with her “sistas”
Just look at they way they are looking at her…
Maria is looking away pretending not to know her, and Rasheeda is far enough from Kathy that she can awkwardly stare at her.
Tips For Hiring Women
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That sounds like it’s a lot more work than it’s really worth.
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I’ll be laughing for a long time at “Until this point is gotten across, service is likely to be slowed up.”
I guess in those days, editors were fourth grade graduates.
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The bad part is that most of those points are still valid, but because of political correctness we can’t say that.
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Isn’t this the first time in recorded history that pedestrian women have been considered equals?
With all the complaining about uneven salaries I guess there are arguments against everything being equal.
Nice tits btw.
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This articles holds true today when it comes to hiring gays….they’d just change the picture!
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5 Responses to Tips For Hiring Women
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That sounds like it’s a lot more work than it’s really worth.
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I’ll be laughing for a long time at “Until this point is gotten across, service is likely to be slowed up.”
I guess in those days, editors were fourth grade graduates.
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The bad part is that most of those points are still valid, but because of political correctness we can’t say that.
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Isn’t this the first time in recorded history that pedestrian women have been considered equals?
With all the complaining about uneven salaries I guess there are arguments against everything being equal.
Nice tits btw.
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This articles holds true today when it comes to hiring gays….they’d just change the picture!
Why Men Are Superior
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Oh hell yeah, Hyper Death Babies!
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2 Responses to Why Men Are Superior
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Oh hell yeah, Hyper Death Babies!
October 27, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Haha. Ok food an sex, I understand.
October 27, 2008 at 8:08 pm
So too the point. Why do women not get it?
October 27, 2008 at 8:31 pm
www.menarebetterthanwomen.com
October 27, 2008 at 8:33 pm
epic win of unbelievably epic proportions
October 27, 2008 at 8:48 pm
The bigger the penis, the less nagging/complaining from wives/girlfriends.
October 29, 2008 at 3:45 am
Written by a woman. Guaranteed.
October 29, 2008 at 3:57 am
@General X: win