Q What shampoo did NASA give the Challenger astronauts?
A Head and Shoulders

Q Where did the Challenger astronauts spend their last vacation?
A All over a Florida beach

Q What does NASA stand for?
A Need Another Seven Astronauts

Q How many astronauts can you fit into a Volkswagen Bug?
A 11, two in the front, two in the back, and seven in the ashtray

Q What did the tv announcer say after the Challenger exploded?
A No, no, I meant BUD-light!

Q What did Christa M. say to her husband before she left that morning?
A You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish.

Comment by natedog — September 4, 2008 @ 3:19 pm

Thanks, nate. I haven’t heard those since grade school.

You forgot the one about what color her eyes were, though.

And yes, they were blue. One blew this way, one blew that way.

Comment by suicydking — September 4, 2008 @ 3:41 pm

I hadn’t heard those.

Some part of me wants to laugh at them, but the part of me that isn’t an evil asshole finds them abhorrent.

Comment by MikeBabaguh — September 4, 2008 @ 4:09 pm

The evil part of me wants to add this one, and the good part is out of town:

How do we know Christa M. was the best teacher ever?

She only blew up in front of her class once.

Comment by Kandorr — September 4, 2008 @ 4:47 pm

I don’t think I see Lisa Nowak there, that crazy astronaut kidnapper.

Comment by phat_stack — September 4, 2008 @ 6:09 pm

Yeah, I’m with Phat Stack where is the diaper lady?

Comment by Caio — September 4, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

The tiny black holes can gobble me right up any day!

Comment by Kidrythm — September 2, 2008 @ 10:02 pm

http://www.cracked.com/article.....world.html

LHC is possibly the 1st dooms day machine we built. Disappointing it wasn’t a russian guy working alone with a cool name like Doctor Fukyewupinsky or something like that.

Comment by Thrella — September 2, 2008 @ 10:14 pm

Black holes scare me.

Comment by nyokki — September 2, 2008 @ 10:14 pm

Never looked so cool? I beg to differ. http://images.encyclopediadram.....62nyqd.jpg

Comment by Crystalkestrel — September 2, 2008 @ 10:26 pm

well be able to build a time machine with black hole tech.

Comment by GorillaMunch — September 3, 2008 @ 1:02 am

The unknown is so scary.

Comment by Puulaahi — September 3, 2008 @ 2:00 am

so the bottom picture reminds me of iron man…the big machine thingie…i dunno why

Comment by wizardoffahz — September 3, 2008 @ 3:06 am

They’re waiting for you Gordon, in the test chamberrrr…

Comment by Jaffo — September 3, 2008 @ 3:17 am

WE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!

Comment by Fish — September 3, 2008 @ 6:35 am

september 10th people!

Comment by caffino54 — September 3, 2008 @ 6:52 pm

this is where warp drives takes it’s baby steps

Comment by Dyna-Mole — September 4, 2008 @ 3:58 am

@Dyna-Mole: Only the Romulans use Artificial Quantum Singularities to power their warp core.
I certainly hope you aren’t suggesting we side
with the Romulans? *two yellow shirts nervously flank you*

Comment by MrDooves — September 5, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

Interesting.

Comment by glam_bastard — August 21, 2008 @ 6:29 pm

Zork Nemesis.

Comment by Caio — August 20, 2008 @ 6:59 am

“Like the downtown area of your favorite city, the roads you drive to work on, and any self-respecting web site … Io’s surface is constantly under construction.”
I don’t think NASA has any room to get snarky on that issue. How’s that shuttle replacement coming along?

Comment by reboot — August 18, 2008 @ 9:36 pm

Io, the closest you can get to hell? I love Space Odyssey…

Comment by Sarcastastic — August 18, 2008 @ 10:53 pm

It’s due to be ready about 2 years after all the people that know shit about shit are gone from NASA

Comment by tiki god — August 18, 2008 @ 10:54 pm

That is totally awesome. I bet it’s expensive though.

Comment by one — August 14, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

And 90% sure its repost

Comment by RSIxidor — August 14, 2008 @ 4:25 pm

Heeeey! Mr. Solo! Solo on the rocks!

Comment by dorix — August 14, 2008 @ 4:31 pm

That is freaking awesome. I wish my work would get one of those. They won’t tho, I still use Windows 2000 here.. no joke.

Comment by Drew — August 14, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

do want

Comment by natedog — August 14, 2008 @ 5:02 pm

I don’t know if I’d be able to work while Han Solo stared up at me in horror.

Comment by Billy Manic — August 14, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

definately cant look at porn. dunno if i could get erect with indiana jones on ice starin up at me with puckering lips.

“DOCTA JONES!”

Comment by SKILLERWHALE — August 14, 2008 @ 6:27 pm

He’s alive. And in perfect hibernation.

Comment by flintlocke — August 14, 2008 @ 8:45 pm

That’s a fantastic image

Comment by outofocus — August 14, 2008 @ 3:05 pm

“Acid Rain is a thing of the past… Too many possible causes, too little signifigance for our modern thinking public, besides industrial manufacturing is at an all time low anyway, who needs those narrow minded laborers anyway. Too many mouths to feed, and too many burden on the payroll! Who needs ‘em? Here in the land of the free-time. Someother ass back-ward country will give us what we need by exploiting its uneducated
children.”

~Greg Graffin

Comment by Dreth — August 14, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

But less acidic than soda. So we’re still OK.

Comment by reboot — August 14, 2008 @ 7:30 pm

i came

Comment by natedog — August 12, 2008 @ 8:43 am

NASA’s getting rid of these
i want to see what comes next

Comment by caffino54 — August 12, 2008 @ 5:40 pm

this is really neat, but pretty useless if one of its legs goes down/missing/blown up.

Comment by nicklogan2 — August 11, 2008 @ 11:20 am

The same could be said of people, horses, etc.

Or jeeps, but replace legs with tyres.

Comment by Ben1605 — August 11, 2008 @ 11:28 am

FUCK. NO. This is taking robots too far! Next time its going to be god damn robots enslaving us all.
Other than that, pretty cool, though the sound is very wierd.

Comment by Tardex — August 11, 2008 @ 11:45 am

Since we have the foresight of robots enslaving us, perhaps we can prevent it from happening. like a way to turn them off all at once, and then we don’t tell them about it.

Comment by Dyna-Mole — August 11, 2008 @ 12:01 pm

I for one welcome our blah blah blah

Comment by RSIxidor — August 11, 2008 @ 12:11 pm

Does this remind you of Dog in Half Life 2?

Comment by diabeetus — August 11, 2008 @ 12:12 pm

@dyna-mole, we couldn’t keep anything from the robot race. They have the GOOGLE machine on their side. We’re all screwed.

Comment by MrDooves — August 11, 2008 @ 12:29 pm

This thing is terrifying.
There is a video on the net of this thing sliping and sliding, but still easily holding balance on ice.

Man if the technology is worked out, imagine this thing 5 times faster more agile, and with a machine gun on its back.

Were all screwed.

A marvelous piece of engineering though.

Comment by Namelis1 — August 11, 2008 @ 12:46 pm

It’s a fucking Gekko from MGS4!

Comment by Mayyday — August 11, 2008 @ 12:46 pm

Do Want

Hunters from HL2ep2 anyone?

Comment by Mack — August 11, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

Bitch-BOT!

Comment by reboot — August 11, 2008 @ 2:57 pm

Doesnt remind me in the least of dog in hl2, besides the fact that its a robot, and they nicknamed it “dog” but anyhoo… it is extremely creepy looking/sounding

Comment by asphyxxia — August 11, 2008 @ 3:05 pm

@Tardex and Dynamole:
the three laws of robotics:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T.....f_Robotics

Comment by jose_lucca — August 11, 2008 @ 3:18 pm

and anyone who actually read Asimov knows that the 3 laws are actually ineffectual, even in the context of the stories, leading up to The Evitable Conflict

Comment by reboot — August 11, 2008 @ 3:30 pm

Ya, that video makes me really squeamish. When he kicks the thing I almost felt bad for it. In five years time we’re bound to see thousands of these things trotting into battle, guns blazing. I just pray I’m no where nearby.

Comment by MrDooves — August 11, 2008 @ 3:32 pm

god that thing is creepy. can’t we just use robots for sex and not war?

Comment by vutterfly — August 11, 2008 @ 6:29 pm

ugh, see how negative everyone’s reaction to this thing is? it’s because we all know what’s coming.

@jose_lucca: it’s why it will be called the Rebellion.

it’s not hard to out-think a computer. They will out-calculate us all day, but no artificial intelligence in existence is even close to being able to weave a streaming reality the way we can with our brains. not even close. we process such complex concepts, it will boggle your mind. HA!

Comment by Dyna-Mole — August 12, 2008 @ 4:28 am

I’m pretty sure I had to kill hundreds of these things in a Silent Hill game.

Comment by dorix — August 12, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

@ Dyna-Mole:
certainly our creativity and the limits of our minds and imaginations are unbounded. But how could that compete with the sheer logic of a computer system. I bet a thousand internets we’d lose a war against the machines. The machines would storm us with a blitzcrieg putting nazi germany to shame.
They would have considered every contingency, and show no mercy. And of course they would access every network and computer system and shut down all out resources, rendering out defenses totally useless. We rely on computers. Without them, against them, we will perish.
Shit I wanna see the new Terminator movie RIGHT now.

Comment by MrDooves — August 13, 2008 @ 11:53 pm

out=our

Comment by MrDooves — August 13, 2008 @ 11:54 pm