Atheism bus advert campaign




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Hell’s Kitchen




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Cité de Dieu (French translation of St Augustine’s De Civitate Dei), Paris ca. 1475.
Paris, Bibliothèque Sainte-Geneviève, ms. 246, fol. 389r
THIS IS NOT EXACTLY SAFE FOR WORK, BUT ITS NOT EXACTLY NSFW EITHER. Click here to see this post if you'd like, but be sure your boss isn't sitting right behind you.
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this has become my new wallpaper. 8)
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Uh, I’m not hungry…
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shut the fuck, dinner
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shut up and get in the soup
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At least it’s coed.
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imokwiththis.jpg
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Dammit, Gordon Ramsay! Stop poking the main course and go put on some pants!
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whats with the dude in the pot with the t-square?
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Wow I got voted down because I was wondering if there was anything symbolic about the t-square…just wow.
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obviously, he’s a mason.
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T-squares, depending on the wood used in it’s construction, typically have a tendancy to leave a bitter flavor when preparing soup. Thusly (been waiting to work that word in all day) ruining a batch of soulstew requiring the pitchforking of fresh Christian sinners to simmer overnight.
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This looks like my living room.
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this has become my new wallpaper. 8)
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Uh, I’m not hungry…
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shut the fuck, dinner
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shut up and get in the soup
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At least it’s coed.
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imokwiththis.jpg
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Dammit, Gordon Ramsay! Stop poking the main course and go put on some pants!
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whats with the dude in the pot with the t-square?
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Wow I got voted down because I was wondering if there was anything symbolic about the t-square…just wow.
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obviously, he’s a mason.
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T-squares, depending on the wood used in it’s construction, typically have a tendancy to leave a bitter flavor when preparing soup. Thusly (been waiting to work that word in all day) ruining a batch of soulstew requiring the pitchforking of fresh Christian sinners to simmer overnight.
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This looks like my living room.
Always look on the bright side of life




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Jolly Jack, is that you?
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looks like they are prepared if that jesus criminal shows up in their neighborhood
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Jolly Jack, is that you?
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looks like they are prepared if that jesus criminal shows up in their neighborhood
Obama’s new communist drugie religion




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Oh, coonmods…you so crazy!
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Its Bush’s fault.
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It’s not Bush’s fault, these posts suck on their own
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Oh, coonmods…you so crazy!
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Its Bush’s fault.
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It’s not Bush’s fault, these posts suck on their own
Abandoned Biblical Theme Park




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Because cruxifixion is all about fun…..
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this makes me smile.
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Somebody made damn sure that was a LAST supper.
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That’s some strong imagery right there.
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We have to admit one thing from this…
Theme parks based on Bible stories about Adam and Eve and a snake don’t make any money but theme parks based on Adam and Eve and dinosaurs do.
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Because cruxifixion is all about fun…..
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this makes me smile.
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Somebody made damn sure that was a LAST supper.
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That’s some strong imagery right there.
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We have to admit one thing from this…
Theme parks based on Bible stories about Adam and Eve and a snake don’t make any money but theme parks based on Adam and Eve and dinosaurs do.
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religious fantics




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Pope Heisenberg




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Muslim’s take on Islamic terrorists




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(thinks about a way to make those two groups, “nullify” each other)
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So muslims think Islamic terrorist are a joke and not a real threat?
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because of obama…wait that doesn’t sound right…shit?
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I think the implied meaning is that they view them as extremist nutcases and non-Representative of the religion as a whole.
And people who believe the WBC is a joke and not a real threat might end up feeling shortsighted sometime in the future. Here’s to hoping someone’s keeping tabs on them.
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Real speech.
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WBC never hurt anyone (not counting the trauma of their children) except emotionally. There’s a small difference there.
Typical Muslim: not seeing any difference between people practicing their free speech and terrorist bombers /hyperbole.
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Note the quotes on “Islamic”- it’s clear she’s talking about the fact that they are not representative of the religion, not that their actions or motives are the same.
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Also, Westboro is a hoax – not really a religious group. They are a family of attorneys (all registered Democrats) who make a living provoking people people to attack them and so they can sue them and the local police dept. Google them.
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Not sure how the Democrat bit is relevant since we are already talking about people who are non-representative of the larger group in which they claim to be. Still, you are correct. The Westboro Baptist Church is a moneymaking scheme that emulates in real life what trolls do on the internet–say horrible things and get their jollies (and lentiginous profit) off of the people who foolishly react to them.
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As someone that’s seen some pretty heartbreaking interviews of members of that family, I disagree. They’re very earnest in what they believe, and even though they might make money from getting sued, I very much doubt that’s the end of the story.
It’s a religious group in every sense of the word. Oh, and if religious groups weren’t just that because they fooled people out of their money there would *be* no religious groups.
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Wow, nice bit of group think to vote down a comment that bursts your echo chamber.
And wist, the Democrat tag is relevant because most low-info voters assume Westboro is an archetype for the intolerance of religious republicans.
Am re-reading my “censored” comment to see what was so offensive. All I can see is that you guys blew a gasket over the fact that Westboro are registered Dems. If thats wrong, pls provide another explanation.
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First step is to register so you’re not just another anonymous account, that way people can have a conversation with you without confusing you with others.
Apparently it is true that Fred Phelps is a democrat (I haven’t checked on the others in that family). I find it hard to imagine how these people decide on which party is the lesser evil, though.
It’s quite understandable that people mistake them for republicans, though, since (let’s be honest) that’s where most of the hateful bigots seem to reside.
Perhaps people reacted to your insinuation that they don’t believe what they claim to believe.
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(thinks about a way to make those two groups, “nullify” each other)
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So muslims think Islamic terrorist are a joke and not a real threat?
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because of obama…wait that doesn’t sound right…shit?
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I think the implied meaning is that they view them as extremist nutcases and non-Representative of the religion as a whole.
And people who believe the WBC is a joke and not a real threat might end up feeling shortsighted sometime in the future. Here’s to hoping someone’s keeping tabs on them.
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Real speech.
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WBC never hurt anyone (not counting the trauma of their children) except emotionally. There’s a small difference there.
Typical Muslim: not seeing any difference between people practicing their free speech and terrorist bombers /hyperbole.
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Note the quotes on “Islamic”- it’s clear she’s talking about the fact that they are not representative of the religion, not that their actions or motives are the same.
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Also, Westboro is a hoax – not really a religious group. They are a family of attorneys (all registered Democrats) who make a living provoking people people to attack them and so they can sue them and the local police dept. Google them.
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Not sure how the Democrat bit is relevant since we are already talking about people who are non-representative of the larger group in which they claim to be. Still, you are correct. The Westboro Baptist Church is a moneymaking scheme that emulates in real life what trolls do on the internet–say horrible things and get their jollies (and lentiginous profit) off of the people who foolishly react to them.
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As someone that’s seen some pretty heartbreaking interviews of members of that family, I disagree. They’re very earnest in what they believe, and even though they might make money from getting sued, I very much doubt that’s the end of the story.
It’s a religious group in every sense of the word. Oh, and if religious groups weren’t just that because they fooled people out of their money there would *be* no religious groups.
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Wow, nice bit of group think to vote down a comment that bursts your echo chamber.
And wist, the Democrat tag is relevant because most low-info voters assume Westboro is an archetype for the intolerance of religious republicans.
Am re-reading my “censored” comment to see what was so offensive. All I can see is that you guys blew a gasket over the fact that Westboro are registered Dems. If thats wrong, pls provide another explanation.
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First step is to register so you’re not just another anonymous account, that way people can have a conversation with you without confusing you with others.
Apparently it is true that Fred Phelps is a democrat (I haven’t checked on the others in that family). I find it hard to imagine how these people decide on which party is the lesser evil, though.
It’s quite understandable that people mistake them for republicans, though, since (let’s be honest) that’s where most of the hateful bigots seem to reside.
Perhaps people reacted to your insinuation that they don’t believe what they claim to believe.
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religion is the devil




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u mad bro?
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While I agree with the sentiment, the argument points are weak.
“Formidable Republican Opposition”…? Why set yourself up for “Cool story, FRO”?
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I AM THE KING I RULE YOU ALL YOU WILL SUFFER AND BOW TO ME I RUN THIS SITE IM FAMOUS AND I AM WHOOPI GOLDBERG.
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Amen to that. Er… I mean, uh… a non-religious, non-denominational, all-inclusive expression of agreement and support… or something? Goddammit!
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I agree with this totally except I just wonder who, exactly is demanding you do this in this country? I mean past the occasional nutcase group like the Westboro fuckheads, I don’t see anyone demanding anything of non-believers. Suggesting? Advocating? Testifying? Sure. But demanding? It just ain’t happening. Now, move to the middle-east and they are all about demanding over there.
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Given the use of the term “abomination,” this likely has to do with homosexuality. There’s definitely a large number of people arguing that we cannot allow gay marriage based on biblical principles. It’s not quite demanding, but it’s making others follow laws based on their religion.
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well the rainbow background kinda gives the direction this is coming from away….but that IS a guess.
However, point of contention….
why is it that some of these groups who protest in religious freedoms also say sometimes that we need to leave Islam alone? They tend to treat others whom don’t truck with their beliefs rather harshly…and man…those of alternative lifestyle…wow…other religions…gone…
agreed with the westboro idiots…everyone has their um…kiddies under the stairs and needs to stay there…but for the most part the religions that sprang from the protestant reformation are parlor pinks compared to these idiots whom wear little sheets on their head.
and please…don’t bring up the crusades…just like black people saying they were slaves…if they were, they are older than fuck and probably a vampire.
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Sooo….someone obviously touched a nerve with this fellow. One point: Is he talking about the Bible, The Koran or both???
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Just the bible. This kind of self serving crap is always just some butthurt attention starved liberal dimwit trying to feel validated.
The answer is: thanks for the wisdom Gandalf the gay now fuckoff back to your bachelor apartment.
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Well,Marx had at least bone thing correct:”Religion is the opiate of the masses.”.
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u mad bro?
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While I agree with the sentiment, the argument points are weak.
“Formidable Republican Opposition”…? Why set yourself up for “Cool story, FRO”?
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I AM THE KING I RULE YOU ALL YOU WILL SUFFER AND BOW TO ME I RUN THIS SITE IM FAMOUS AND I AM WHOOPI GOLDBERG.
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Amen to that. Er… I mean, uh… a non-religious, non-denominational, all-inclusive expression of agreement and support… or something? Goddammit!
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I agree with this totally except I just wonder who, exactly is demanding you do this in this country? I mean past the occasional nutcase group like the Westboro fuckheads, I don’t see anyone demanding anything of non-believers. Suggesting? Advocating? Testifying? Sure. But demanding? It just ain’t happening. Now, move to the middle-east and they are all about demanding over there.
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Given the use of the term “abomination,” this likely has to do with homosexuality. There’s definitely a large number of people arguing that we cannot allow gay marriage based on biblical principles. It’s not quite demanding, but it’s making others follow laws based on their religion.
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well the rainbow background kinda gives the direction this is coming from away….but that IS a guess.
However, point of contention….
why is it that some of these groups who protest in religious freedoms also say sometimes that we need to leave Islam alone? They tend to treat others whom don’t truck with their beliefs rather harshly…and man…those of alternative lifestyle…wow…other religions…gone…
agreed with the westboro idiots…everyone has their um…kiddies under the stairs and needs to stay there…but for the most part the religions that sprang from the protestant reformation are parlor pinks compared to these idiots whom wear little sheets on their head.
and please…don’t bring up the crusades…just like black people saying they were slaves…if they were, they are older than fuck and probably a vampire.
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Sooo….someone obviously touched a nerve with this fellow. One point: Is he talking about the Bible, The Koran or both???
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Just the bible. This kind of self serving crap is always just some butthurt attention starved liberal dimwit trying to feel validated.
The answer is: thanks for the wisdom Gandalf the gay now fuckoff back to your bachelor apartment.
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Well,Marx had at least bone thing correct:”Religion is the opiate of the masses.”.
the religious universe




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there is no bible verse about masturbation. If you are referring to “onans sin” in genesis then you are immediately proving a lack of education on the subject. Onan was condemned for not fulfilling his duty of giving his brother a child, not because he stroked his slam-tube. Also, i am guessing the person who made this image has little interest in theology and any sort of scholarly pursuit of anything spiritual. But hey…lets not have a rational discussion about a position nobody genuinely wants to change their stance on.
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So… masturbation doesn’t go hand-in-hand (as it were) with lust? Doesn’t the Bible have something to say about lust?
There are plenty of Christians that think masturbation is wrong for religious reasons, and what many Christians think it means to be a Christian has very little to do with the Bible.
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I can’t tell whether you were condoning masturbation or condemning it
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I do not do either. I encourage it.
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The buy bull says a lot of things about a lot of things that are totally irrelevant to any thing in reality.
In other words, the buy bull is BS.
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Translation: I know better than 2000 years of Christianity.
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Don’t most people?
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the world would be much better if they did
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If you change the last panel to “don’t kill people” or “don’t covet your neighbour’s wife”, it’s very nearly as absurd. I think you may have missed the point.
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“Any sort of scholarly pursuit of anything spiritual.”
The above is an oxymoron. Scholarly and spiritual, just do not mix.
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I was enjoying the picture till you had to stick in your gay %$?! about religion.
Ruined the nice picture. Can’t turn my head anywhere these days, without getting a healthy dose of politically correct gayness.
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“enjoying” a picture of a guy concerned about you touching yourself, now that sounds gay.
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there is no bible verse about masturbation. If you are referring to “onans sin” in genesis then you are immediately proving a lack of education on the subject. Onan was condemned for not fulfilling his duty of giving his brother a child, not because he stroked his slam-tube. Also, i am guessing the person who made this image has little interest in theology and any sort of scholarly pursuit of anything spiritual. But hey…lets not have a rational discussion about a position nobody genuinely wants to change their stance on.
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So… masturbation doesn’t go hand-in-hand (as it were) with lust? Doesn’t the Bible have something to say about lust?
There are plenty of Christians that think masturbation is wrong for religious reasons, and what many Christians think it means to be a Christian has very little to do with the Bible.
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I can’t tell whether you were condoning masturbation or condemning it
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I do not do either. I encourage it.
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The buy bull says a lot of things about a lot of things that are totally irrelevant to any thing in reality.
In other words, the buy bull is BS.
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Translation: I know better than 2000 years of Christianity.
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Don’t most people?
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the world would be much better if they did
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If you change the last panel to “don’t kill people” or “don’t covet your neighbour’s wife”, it’s very nearly as absurd. I think you may have missed the point.
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“Any sort of scholarly pursuit of anything spiritual.”
The above is an oxymoron. Scholarly and spiritual, just do not mix.
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I was enjoying the picture till you had to stick in your gay %$?! about religion.
Ruined the nice picture. Can’t turn my head anywhere these days, without getting a healthy dose of politically correct gayness.
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“enjoying” a picture of a guy concerned about you touching yourself, now that sounds gay.
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Westboro Baptist Church vs. Slayer




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I can’t believe anyone pays attention to these guys anymore. Between the fake bible quotes and picketing soldiers’ funerals, it seems pretty obvious they’re just doing whatever they can to get whatever attention they can get, no matter how negative.
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They’re not doing it just for attention. They pretty much make their living out of suing the people who get angry at them and “assault” them. So the bigger the assholes they are, the most likely they are to get assaulted, and the most likely it is they can get paid for their bruises.
Essentially, they’re internet trolls who found their dream job.
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This is where poison should enter the picture.
I mean the substance, not the band.
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I reach this post mid way through watching Red State.
Yeah – I’m easily amused.
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On this day, Slayer fans will truly live up to the band’s name.
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AM WHOOPI GOLDBERG I WILL GET YOU, YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND FEAR ME AND SUFFER. I RULE YOU I AM THE KING, HOW DARE YOU SHUT UP YOU STOP IT NO THE KING IS ME YOU ARE THE SUGAR PLUM MUSTACHE YOU ROLL AROUND ON THE GROUND SCREAMING HOLY TOLEDO IM AN ONION! AS I THROW JELLO AT YOU FROM AFAR. KOBE BRYANT VS HIM MOM THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TOILET HAPPY PEE PEE IN YOUR MOUTH THE PURPLE DRAGONS ARE NOW 4 AND 7
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well good, I don’t have any money , let the ass kickin’ commence!
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well good, I don’t have any money , let the ass kickin’ commence!
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Half the time they don’t even show. Refusal of permit is something they like to sue over (violation of right to “peaceably” assemble). Other times, they just blow it off.
I don’t think these people are dumb enough to piss off thousands of grieving metalheads. Kinda hard to sue after you’ve been torn limb from limb. I’m sure the metalheads would all be very sorry afterwards.
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Actually, Poison the band might be enough torture to send them on their way.
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oops, this was a reply to HO.
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Received and appreciated
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aaaand now, the reply button doesn’t work.
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choke on a cock demon
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it works just fine
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works for me!
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Nope, broken reply button.
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That’s sucks. I was hoping for one more album with the original line up, on 33 anniversary, or something
Though they could get rid of Lombardo and his shit(again), and use Paul Bostaph instead.
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I can’t believe anyone pays attention to these guys anymore. Between the fake bible quotes and picketing soldiers’ funerals, it seems pretty obvious they’re just doing whatever they can to get whatever attention they can get, no matter how negative.
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They’re not doing it just for attention. They pretty much make their living out of suing the people who get angry at them and “assault” them. So the bigger the assholes they are, the most likely they are to get assaulted, and the most likely it is they can get paid for their bruises.
Essentially, they’re internet trolls who found their dream job.
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This is where poison should enter the picture.
I mean the substance, not the band.
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AM WHOOPI GOLDBERG I WILL GET YOU, YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND FEAR ME AND SUFFER. I RULE YOU I AM THE KING, HOW DARE YOU SHUT UP YOU STOP IT NO THE KING IS ME YOU ARE THE SUGAR PLUM MUSTACHE YOU ROLL AROUND ON THE GROUND SCREAMING HOLY TOLEDO IM AN ONION! AS I THROW JELLO AT YOU FROM AFAR. KOBE BRYANT VS HIM MOM THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TOILET HAPPY PEE PEE IN YOUR MOUTH THE PURPLE DRAGONS ARE NOW 4 AND 7
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well good, I don’t have any money , let the ass kickin’ commence!
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well good, I don’t have any money , let the ass kickin’ commence!
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Half the time they don’t even show. Refusal of permit is something they like to sue over (violation of right to “peaceably” assemble). Other times, they just blow it off.
I don’t think these people are dumb enough to piss off thousands of grieving metalheads. Kinda hard to sue after you’ve been torn limb from limb. I’m sure the metalheads would all be very sorry afterwards.
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Actually, Poison the band might be enough torture to send them on their way.
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oops, this was a reply to HO.
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Received and appreciated
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aaaand now, the reply button doesn’t work.
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choke on a cock demon
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it works just fine
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works for me!
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Nope, broken reply button.
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That’s sucks. I was hoping for one more album with the original line up, on 33 anniversary, or something
Though they could get rid of Lombardo and his shit(again), and use Paul Bostaph instead.
Jesus moves




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so you can control the zombie in this one?
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so you can control the zombie in this one?
Jehovah’s Animals




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Sorry, i have no time to f%&k.
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What a information of un-ambiguity and preserveness
of precious familiarity about unpredicted emotions.
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Sorry, i have no time to f%&k.
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What a information of un-ambiguity and preserveness
of precious familiarity about unpredicted emotions.
Holy Pizza




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Zombie!!!!!
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I bet it just a very large white wafer, no toppings!
I remember the mini versions they used to hand out when I was a kid.
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oo baby take my flesh into your mouth, perverts
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Zombie!!!!!
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I bet it just a very large white wafer, no toppings!
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oo baby take my flesh into your mouth, perverts
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Creationist test




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THE STUPID… IT BURNS!
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This test hasn’t been determined to be true, but we all know there are crazy Christians thinking like this.
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Even if it’s a Poe, this is still the Texas board of education’s wet dream.
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I feel horrified that I know this is in my country
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oh man…theyre serving anti-freeze for lunch again today.
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Answer #18 could be used to counter anyone claiming that Biblical events actually took place.
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I think I just threw up a little bit….
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I went to a pretty hardcore christian school, they actually taught predestination as fact.
In the science classes they taught evolution. I remember a lot of emphasis on the word ‘theory’ and they did teach creationism too but they didn’t deride it as evil, they didn’t tell us some BS misunderstanding of it and they even told us how it could quite possibly be true alongside christianity.
But then they also sold bumperstickers with a christian fish eating the that darwin fish-with-legs.
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Ok, I’m horrified about what they’re doing to these poor children, but I love this because the smiley face looks so complicit. I should crop that.
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THE STUPID… IT BURNS!
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This test hasn’t been determined to be true, but we all know there are crazy Christians thinking like this.
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Even if it’s a Poe, this is still the Texas board of education’s wet dream.
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I feel horrified that I know this is in my country
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oh man…theyre serving anti-freeze for lunch again today.
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Answer #18 could be used to counter anyone claiming that Biblical events actually took place.
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I think I just threw up a little bit….
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I went to a pretty hardcore christian school, they actually taught predestination as fact.
In the science classes they taught evolution. I remember a lot of emphasis on the word ‘theory’ and they did teach creationism too but they didn’t deride it as evil, they didn’t tell us some BS misunderstanding of it and they even told us how it could quite possibly be true alongside christianity.
But then they also sold bumperstickers with a christian fish eating the that darwin fish-with-legs.
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Ok, I’m horrified about what they’re doing to these poor children, but I love this because the smiley face looks so complicit. I should crop that.
Overly Attached Jesus




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My father raped my mother
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My father raped my mother
Where is your God now?




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Unless there’s damage to the damn wing, you’re fine. Science will save you.
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To be exact: Science will describe why the plane didn’t crash. Engineering and piloting skills will save you.
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If the only time you believe is when you think your life is in danger, that’s not religion- you’re just a pussy.
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Yeah religion is when you believe in ridiculous ideas WITHOUT an incentive
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I’ve seen worse. I had an S-3 ingest some ice once… I’m surprised it landed. Two of my friends were in the back, so I’m glad it did.
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Fear is the mind-killer.
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Unless there’s damage to the damn wing, you’re fine. Science will save you.
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To be exact: Science will describe why the plane didn’t crash. Engineering and piloting skills will save you.
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If the only time you believe is when you think your life is in danger, that’s not religion- you’re just a pussy.
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Yeah religion is when you believe in ridiculous ideas WITHOUT an incentive
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I’ve seen worse. I had an S-3 ingest some ice once… I’m surprised it landed. Two of my friends were in the back, so I’m glad it did.
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Fear is the mind-killer.
Boston




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If by God she means the leaders of global finance and industry who seek omnipresence, omniscience, omnipotence through a campaign of fear and hate against the natural human beings who inhabit this planet, then yeah, I am sure it was well planned.
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If by God she means the leaders of global finance and industry who seek omnipresence, omniscience, omnipotence through a campaign of fear and hate against the natural human beings who inhabit this planet, then yeah, I am sure it was well planned.
Hatecraft




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Lucifer’s testicles




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June 17, 2013 at 5:40 pm
if its probably
its agnosticism
June 17, 2013 at 6:13 pm
Baby steps…..
June 17, 2013 at 6:39 pm
seriously. once you get to “probably” it’s just one small step to “nope, we’re 100% positive there’s no one in control of our lives but ourselves”
June 17, 2013 at 8:14 pm
until 100 per cent
not athiesm
live with the doubt
June 18, 2013 at 9:52 am
“…there’s no one in control of our lives but ourselves””
Giving the recent events, this is “funny” as hell.
Also, liked the ones about flying things, better.
June 17, 2013 at 10:37 pm
If you don’t BELIEVE in a deity, you’re an atheist. Gnostisicm is about whether you think you KNOW, you can be an agnostic or gnostic theist, or an agnostic or gnostic atheist (or deist).
The common usage of ‘agnostic’ means ‘agnostic atheist’, i.e. “I don’t believe in a god, but that doesn’t mean I’m sure one doesn’t exist”.
June 17, 2013 at 9:35 pm
I think “probably” was added just to be a little softer on the religious folks… no uncertainty in their heads, just an intent to not appear as anti-god zealots.
June 18, 2013 at 1:11 pm
If i remember rightly they had to use probably because in the UK the advertising laws don’t allow you to make definitive statements and unprovable claims for your product or service. That’s why Heineken lager is “probably” the best lager in the world.