Ah, crap… which God? And does Christ and the Holy Ghost count as Gods, or not?

It probably refers to Azatoth.

What about Yaway, Buddha, Shinto Kami, Thor, or Allah?…

Was the sign nailed to the fence? Because Thor has a hammer…

How is this a Beware sign for atheists? They don’t believe in god.

You’re all wrong, it means beware of Khorne!

To be honest with you, this sign reminds me of Mushroomhead’s song “43″.

You guys are reading to much into this, this is just a sign created by a dyslexic.

^^^ Hence the Mushroomhead reference; if you know the lyrics, you’ll notice that the word “dog” and “god” are used interchangeably.

It’s overly simplified, and obviously not made by anyone in the field of psychology*, but it is sure to provoke some reactions.

Fear of ______, is the biggest thing that leads to susceptibility of religion, etc. Fear of no afterlife, fear of being in an uncaring world, fear of not being the center of the universe, and so on. What Nietzsche referred to as, “Staring into the Abyss.”

Some of the world’s most educated men were born into religion, and continue to support it to this day. Now, obviously the dark ages, when religion ruled Europe, technology was sent back several centuries. I’m just stating that while weak critical thinking skills seem like they would make someone more susceptible, it isn’t always true.

That being said, now that we have scientific reasons for things such as lightning and gravity, it’s time to leave these childish things behind.

*The clarification: psychoanalysis is NOT psychology… you all watch too much TV. Cars also don’t explode when shot, and wrestling is fake. I hope your minds didn’t explode.

Yeah, but wrestlers explode when you shoot them………

We all have a fear of the unknown and are largely ignorant of the world around us. While these things certainly contribute to how susceptible we are to accepting false claims it is misleading to draw a line and runs the risk of contributing to the generally unnecessary and counterproductive Us v. Them mentality.

As for poor critical thinking skills, I completely agree. People need to learn them early and use them much more often.

I would like to see this experiment reproduced Larry.

Mommy what’s coming out of that man’s mouth?

Erm…well son it looks like bullshit but I can see through it. Its like some kind of transparent bullshit.

Hey professor asshat, until science finds a reason for life, a creator of life, and an answer to what happens when people die that can be definitively proven and repeated then religion will always be around and the only thing childish around here is judgmental, pompous, comically uninformed motherfuckers like you.

I don’t give two monkey shits about religion. I don’t even have one of those. What I do care about are the locust like hordes of self appointed answer factories like you who f ag out whenever they get a chance and rhyme off for 20 minutes without ever really saying anything or demonstrating that they’ve even tried to learn more than they picked up in high school.

PS: Thanks for illuminating us philistines about wrestling being fake and cars not exploding. Here’s a brain fuck for you: being full of shit isn’t the same as being smart and educated.

I like how you assume there’s a reason for - and a creator of - life.

Oh no, you don’t come off as a total jerkwad. Not at all.

Besides, it’s not like religious people give a shit about all the things already proven and repeated ad nauseam.

Good to know that the trolls don’t go hungry around here, but be careful… some the troll-ees seem ill-tempered.

Hi mAgnUS BUTTfersoon/Blondie.

I love you too, but I think we should start seeing other people. You’re too clingy, and overly emotional. It’s not healthy for either of us.

Sincerely,
~Me.

Another meh for Maggie.

I am a primate. Pleasure is my god. Pain is my teacher.

Mushrooms, Ganja and Alcohol are my prophets.

Hey look at the pretentious twit without anything real to say backing up the pretentious twit who opined so eloquently and said nothing.

My dick. Suck it raw prease.

Religious people respond to reason as much as science focused people respond to hope.

Both have their merits. I personally have never heard of a junkie coming back from the edge because he found science.

That sucked.

And was about as original as anything else you’ve barfed back out on here.

Ever had a thought that was your own?

Honestly…I don’t think you have. That was painful to read. Because I could just picture some rack of fa g laughing to himself after he typed it. ‘Everyone will see how clever I am now!’ you thought.

And you were wrong. You just backed up my initial point. You’re a festering puddle of discarded douche.

I was just gonna say lol wut? But…uh…yeah…what you said, only nicer.

We are? We do? Interesting…not.

Don’t worry about Blondie/Maggie. He gets pissed when people have opinions that he can’t immediately understand, or if they contradict his prejudices.

Why do people get so irate over mythology?

ya cause there was even a point in there to comprehend…?

I made a point out of his nothing. My point is people who regurgitate grade 10 level logic analysis as though they’re PHD wielding authorities on anything are annoying. That annoyed you. 3 guesses as to why.

I’d like to remind folks that atheism is a religion. Now fit that into the chart.

No it’s not, you freaking moron! They’re not even an organization. African politics is more organized than atheists.

No, it isn’t.

http://firstchurchofatheism.com/
http://www.atheists.org/
http://www.atheists-online.com/links.asp

http://www.atheistalliance.org/
http://www.atheistsunited.org/
http://www.secularhumanism.org/
http://www.mzla.com/tna/
http://www.ffrf.org/
http://enlightenthevote.com/
http://www.au.org/
http://www.religionisfortheweak.com/
http://earthward.org/index.shtml

I’d say atheism is an organization of sorts.

^^example of weak critical thinking skills.

You mean to tell me that groups of atheists advancing an atheist based agenda means that atheism is not an organized movement of sorts? I mean seriously? Ok then by that logic christianity is not organized and has no agenda either. Just because christians believe that there is a god and get together in various groups and discuss/encourage eachother and use their views as a basis for dictating actions in the world doesn’t mean that it is a religion. That makes perfect sense.

Yeah, cause there was even a point in there to comprehend?

I made a point out of Blondie’s nothing. My point is people who regurgitate grade 3 level illogical analysis as though they’re theology authorities on anything are annoying. That annoyed you. 3 guesses as to why.

Shows how dumb most atheists are - atheism is a recognized religion in nearly every country in the world. It’s a more recognized religion than Scientology.

Atheism is the lack of belief in a god or gods.

In my opinion this does not make a religion.

It is certainly a religious classification. There are indeed groups of atheists who have come together to form organizations. Most commonly just to have a community or for political input.

There is no doctrine, dogma, or agenda that defines atheism. There may be philosophies popular among atheists, such as materialism, naturalism, or humanism. But in and of itself it is simply an answer to a single question. “Do you believe in a god?”

In my opinion this does not make a religion.

If people choose to label it as a religion I’m not sure how much difference it would make. It is what it is.

I would say that those that do so do not understand the concept of atheism.

lol

a) illogical analysis? You’re a retard
b) theology authority? Point to where in my post I even skimmed near anything close to that.

The bullshitter who bullshitted to back his fellow bullshitter is full of shit and his bullshit he’s using to try and back his other bullshit is in fact just bullshit and the only person who doesn’t see his bullshit as bullshit is he himself the bullshitter.

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Excellent contribution as always, nyokki.

I like how you still haven’t responded to my second comment to your first post.
Besides, what is “hope” other than a human emotion? And emotions are nothing but electrochemical process patterns either determined by evolution or our immediate environment.

Other than that, the rest of your original post is just hate-filled gibberish.
“Waaa! Waaaa! Someone is wrong(imo) on the internet! Waaa!”

The only purpose of life is to die

“Yeah, cause there was even a point in there to comprehend?

I made a point out of Blondie’s nothing. My point is people who regurgitate grade 3 level illogical analysis as though they’re theology authorities on anything are annoying. That annoyed you. 3 guesses as to why.”

What response were you expecting to that other than the one I gave that pulled it apart and showed how you’re a dumbshit?

Fantastic sidewalk definition of emotion btw. I bet your band is awesome. lol

Go back to school so you don’t come off like such a twat.

You have succeeded in making yourself look like a complete fucking idiot over and over.

Vrik, you are using words that are far too long for maggie.

Poor guy, he doesn’t understand that his attempted smartassery is just a tangle of nerves, shuttling electrons about, wishing that they hadn’t been stuck with that pesky extra chromosome…

Ok everyone, time to get the sand out of your collective vag ga gas. Arguing over metaphysics over the interwubs….blah, blah, blah.
Entropy is an observable phenomina. That’s all we can prove within a reasonable doubt for the time being.

Fucking antiscience group. Evolution will make you stop believing in god and make you a killer! Ignore the evidence, its all in the bible, oh, and send us money so we can put up more of these shitty billboards.

One of these north bound on H-35 in TX. I cringe when i pass it. Not shooting people has nothing to do with religion!

“Not shooting people has nothing to do with religion!”

Apparently that sentence DID need to be said. Until today I would have mocked such a concept as so basic it was obvious to everyone on the planet.

Amazing how idiotic these fundie groups are, and even more amazing that they manage to get new people to join/donate to their invisible friend support group.

Well I guess God wanted you to get shot then….

The website is hysterical and scary.

The second tab is the Creationist Museum. hahaha

These people need to GTFO of my religion.

Also Answersincreation.org has over 9000 more times scientific credibility than these fags.

i guess these groups havent looked at how many people god killed in the bible…there leader is a murderer…and some even pay to worship him…what a crock…

I think the creation “museum” is their’s. Gah, its an hour away from home, and only minutes from a fossil bone bed that was discovered only years after the American Revolution.

i guess these groups havent looked at how many people god killed in the bible…

Well there is some truth there. Yes god did directly kill a few people, and encouraged some killing.

there leader is a murderer

Well that is debatable. If a guy who creates a 100% sapient, sentient robot and decides to tell another one of his robots to turn off/dismantle another robot, or he himself turns off/dismantles a robot does that make him a murder? But then again you could also argue if a mother kills her child does that mean she had the right to because she created it?

…and some even pay to worship him…what a crock…

Wait…What? Last time i checked you can get bibles for free and worshiping god has never required a monetary transaction, unless you are referring to churches who use religion to con people into giving them money. But That’s like saying muslims kill themselves to worship allah. I mean i suppose you could be right but i think that is an oversimplification.

Satan killed around 6 people. God killed millions. Do the math.

And fed dozens of kids to a bear for making fun of a prophet for being bald, a whole city for checking to make sure that the recently returned Ark still had the tablets in it, the firstborn of Egypt…

It’s 2009 and people still need religion and belief in faery tales to psychological survive…
The human race is a joke…these guys are just the punchline…

ooops, dropped the “y”…
There’s a joke in there somewhere…lol

the tagline should be changed to:
“Believe in my imaginary superhero…
Or I’ll blow your muthaf-cking head off.”

No creation science website has any scientific credibility. There is no such thing as creation science, or creation scientists. The moment you start mixing in religion, it stops being science.

Science is, in essence, atheistic. It assumes that no god, devil, demon, or spirit will interfere in the process and change the results. Science cannot consider the supernatural, as the supernatural, by definition, doesn’t follow natural law, and science, by definition, examines things according to natural law.

Well, this is absolutely true. Aside from eating babies, pushing old ladies down in the street in front of buses, we all know the statistical trend for atheistic children to shoot both their parents when they’re 10, right before the age where they start summoning Satan to bring about the end times.

Okay, there’s proof. That car IS real.

I see it every time I’m in Orlando, but my wife always seems to “just miss” seeing it when I spot it.

So…do you think Jesus would cruise in a sled like that?

and this people, is how badly some people love reading from the fiction section of books

You know, it’s pretty sad. One of the big things Jesus spoke out against to the jews of the time was doing things like praying in the middle of the town square with arms raised high so everyone could see - basically, making a big show of your religion. And looky here, 2000 years later, you’ve got people doing exactly that.
Jesus taught that religion was a personal thing. Yes, he also taught to spread the word, but that did not mean rubbing it in everyone’s faith, especially in a way that says “LOOK AT ME! I’M HOLIER THAN THOU!!!” Jesus taught humility. That is the exact opposite of humility.

this is the kind of car a fight to get in front of so they can see my DARWIN emblems. damned self-righteous sheep…

That is very true, and is pretty much the reason i don’t run around telling people that they should believe in god and whatnot.A lot of us christians aren’t fond of these people either. They give us a bad name and their actions are philosophically and spiritually insulting. But i am going to commend this person for one thing. At least they chose peaceful passages and present themselves in peaceful(all be it zealous)manner. I mean this person could be doing things like encouraging shootings of abortion doctors or telling them that jesus hates them because they are gay.

Romans 10:3 For they being ignorant of God’s righteousness, and going about to establish their own righteousness, have not submitted themselves unto the righteousness of God.

I sthat this person’s arc?

One other similar thing I find tacky is the increasing trend of using one’s religion to advertise their business. A trucking company should not have Bible quotes plastered all over their trucks. A motel should not have a cross and “Jesus fish” emblazoned on their billboards.
The common excuse for that I hear is “Well, we’re just letting people know we’re Christian so they know they can trust us!” Sorry, but that’s exactly using your religion to sell your business. Of course, that’s not going into the fact that not only are there tons of dishonest “Christians” out there ( As many as non-Christians ), but also one doesn’t have to be Christian to be able to plaster a cross up on their signs…

Good to here there is more of people like you. I have met one christian who had the opinion “it’s YOUR problem if YOU don’t want to believe”, and at least 3 that tried to force it down my throat. I have, on the other hand, never met a muslim that forced anything on me. One actually said “you’re the one who’s going to hell, but we can be friends now, it’s not MY problem, I know where I am going”. We often talked about religion too. No hard feelings. Learn the christians of the world to think like that, PLEASE!

If I go back to visit my family in Tampa and see that car, I’m throwing deviled eggs at it.

*waits for the others to catch the obvious, mediocre pun*

“…’cause he always puts Skippy in my lunch.”

Some good anti-psychotics or anti-epileptics and this nut would realize how fucked up they have become. They might even chisel that shit off their jesusmobile.

Like the Money-Changers?

OK, I believe and am also a CHRISTIAN. I felt like I was missing out on all the fun:

Republican Christian homosexuals in bathrooms, Christians creating false wars, Christians allowing torture, Christians ignoring so much hunger and famine in the world, Christian priests and altarboys, Christian GOP homosexuals in congress, Washington Madam and her Christian GOP customers, Christians lying, Christian homosexual preachers, rich “Christians”, yada-yada-yada … and now you’ve shown me a way to advertise that I’m a “Christian” too … can you please tell me where I can buy all this s**t so I can put it on my car.

Give me that ol’ time religion - it’s good enough for me!

I don’t want to know what radioactive thing bit him…

He ate too much karri

He ate too much what? (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karri) I am guessing you are Scandinavian and not very good in English? As karri is used here to describe CURRY, something I guess most people know what is?

Ha-ha. Yeah… I mean that goddamn tree… >:U

that is amusing, but he’s not particularly fat in that photo, and one of his names is Sri Lambhodarra - The Big-Bellied One…

one has to wonder what the f,,k goes on inside indians heads

they seem to think every f,,ked up idea is a good thing

Wasn’t this guy in the clone saga?

My girlfriend printed, stapled, and mailed “Who Will Be Eaten First” in with her tax return this year.

That’s great.

I give this 5 star-beasts

“Do you admit that you are a semi evolved ape thing mercifully ignorant of the sanity-blasting truths of the greater cosmos?”

That’s fantastic.

As à propos as any other Religion…
Maybe add liquor and womanizing and it might catch on again…who knows…

very cool.

Yes.
this is.

Why’s the chick in panel one flying away like Superman?

Haha, this was good.

I had this weird born-again girl give me a Chick tract in high school. When I actually took time to read it I laughed for 10 minutes straight, and then the hatred for religion set in.

and theres no memories over tokyo.
i’ve got a photograph of some tears.
and now I search for happiness.

i lol’d

Sometimes you have to wait a requisite amount of time before joking about something is “proper”.

…..and sometimes you don’t!

she died by anal cancer

bet that was a pain in the ass.

/got nuthin’

The way the image queue works around here, I wasn’t expecting to hear about this until November.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....ost-is-go/

you missed my announcement!

oop, my bad, pardon me while I exploit this.
-awesomeface-

I’ve shared this one a couple times already. I find the delivery is better when you just leave off the last line and allow the recipient to make the connection.

My favorite posts are reposts.

i wish i could be pope… just imagine all the ho’s!!!

Into young men are you?

michael Jackson just died!!!!

Repost or wtf?

He died straining a turd.

Learn to Wiki!

“Following his 14th birthday in 1941, Ratzinger was enrolled in the Hitler Youth, as membership was required for all 14-year old German boys after December 1939, but was an unenthusiastic member and refused to attend meetings. His father was a bitter enemy of Nazism, believing it conflicted with the Catholic faith, “

repost? Proof

Um; lots of Germans refused to join the Hitler youth. Granted; most of them died but….

As to daddy being a bitter enemy? Seems to be a history re-write to me. If he was really an enemy he would have left; or he would have died for his faith. Many of Catholics and many Christians died because they would not surrender their beliefs.

I don’t seem to remember Pope Jon Paul’s Hitler Youth Card….

oh man… i forgot that the pope is catholic…
anyway, if i would be pope i would change the boys for female hoes, hehe

That’s pretty funny.

brilliant

He is hiding in chlldren’s pants. Ask Catholic priests.

This is adorable.