Japan have the most advanced toilets - almost all other civilisations are still using the same sort of thing for the past 60 years. Unless you’re French, then a hole in the fucking ground is your idea of modern.

Comment by borandi — May 25, 2008 @ 9:18 am

Wait what?

Comment by Thrella — May 25, 2008 @ 9:21 am

This is called a “washlett” and my wife wants me to install one (but they are not cheap).

As for holes in the floor, many public restrooms in the far east that I have the displeasure of visiting uses them (including Japan, Korea, China and Russian).

Comment by gor — May 25, 2008 @ 10:12 am

I think I’ll wipe my own ass rather than having water sprayed at it.

Comment by Exacerbate — May 25, 2008 @ 1:21 pm

I think it has something to do with Asian people not being able to reach their own behinds with their short stature and those tiny arms.

Yes, this is flamebait.

Comment by Namelis1 — May 25, 2008 @ 2:13 pm

The water there is warm and soapy. Cleans better then wiping.

Comment by Hepathos — May 25, 2008 @ 3:20 pm

Imagine reading the instructions on the lid and getting sprayed.

Comment by MoZ — May 25, 2008 @ 3:21 pm

I live in Japan and I can tell you; these things kick ass! Not only is the water heated, but the seat itself is heated as well. It’s an odd experience the first time, but once you have tried one there is just no going back.

Comment by PanikAttac — May 25, 2008 @ 6:54 pm

I rather not have a toilet squirting water on my ass thx very much

Comment by Thrella — May 26, 2008 @ 7:25 am

LOL

your cart is much funnier than my cart….

Comment by storminator — May 20, 2008 @ 11:10 am

I used to be firedog too, but became a casualty of the layoffs in March of last year. But it all worked out.

We never had a lolcart, tho. *sigh*

Comment by Ghostman — May 20, 2008 @ 12:37 pm

LOLCarts are full of Win and lawlz…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 20, 2008 @ 1:43 pm

i luld

Comment by Caio — May 21, 2008 @ 12:52 am

Oh many, I love that guy! He was my first friend back when I actually used deviantart.

Comment by Sarcastastic — May 17, 2008 @ 10:13 am

Hmm… I disagree. I beleive it is jetpack toting sharks with lasers attached to thier freakin’ heads…

And gosh darn it, people like me…

Comment by Phyreblade — May 18, 2008 @ 1:45 am

phyreblade, you are quoting stuart smalley, not jack handy. close, but FAIL

Comment by natedog — July 14, 2008 @ 8:59 am

tl;dr
4 now

Comment by TrikYodz — May 7, 2008 @ 3:08 pm

Ike was the freaking man.

Comment by Sticky — May 7, 2008 @ 3:30 pm

The UN wasn’t formed until 1945…

Comment by slakinator — May 7, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

Slakinator: No, but a bunch of NATIONS were UNITED against the Third Reich.

Comment by Sticky — May 7, 2008 @ 3:57 pm

Here’s a second amazing letter:

Eisenhower’s letter to the troops written in case D-Day FAILED!

“Our landings have failed and I have withdrawn the troops. My decision to attack at this time and place was based on the best information available. The troops, the air and the Navy did all that bravery could do. If any blame or fault attaches to the attempt it is mine alone.”

http://www.archives.gov/educat.....essage.gif

Comment by HappyPig — May 7, 2008 @ 4:00 pm

He was assuming full responsibility for it if it collapsed…I’m stunned. Where has this sense of personal responsibility gone these days?

Comment by slakinator — May 7, 2008 @ 4:20 pm

That’s my schools golden boy!

Comment by njch412 — May 7, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

Ah, the good old days of politics.

Comment by reptilecobra13 — May 7, 2008 @ 4:52 pm

Fuck the Nazi’s, your asses got served when we pushed back. Also, your “great” leader? Killed himself as a cowards way out, fucking pitiful. Then again, I’m drunk, so still, fuck the Nazi’s

Comment by MrPsychic — May 7, 2008 @ 9:46 pm

^^

lol, thats funny, even though the war was pretty much over a year before the allies invaded…

Comment by Nemesis — May 8, 2008 @ 8:54 pm

OH YEA!!!

Comment by tenthletter — May 7, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

Awwwww =’[

Timmay needs hug, metinks.

(>^.^)>

Comment by Pants — April 15, 2008 @ 12:03 am

eeeeeemmmmmmmmoooooooooo

Comment by TrikYodz — April 15, 2008 @ 12:22 am

Actually being stung be a tarantula wasp is worse than this. I know because I’ve had both happen.

Comment by reboot — April 15, 2008 @ 12:25 am

What prissy fucking emo bullshit.

If someone who you care about doesn’t want to hear your bullshit anymore, it’s probably because nobody wants to be around a crybaby bitching about how sad they are all the time.

Comment by Caio — April 15, 2008 @ 12:33 am

I immediately thought of this xkcd comic.

http://xkcd.com/377/

Also, i liked this post. It may be as emo as razor cut girl pants but it did spark some deep thought in me. *hugs timmy*

Comment by thelotuseater725 — April 15, 2008 @ 1:03 am

Who cares if it’s emo? wtfe? It’s cute and warrants a hug! *hug*

@thelotuseater725
OMG i wondered why that guy came back for his hat! lol musta missed that one :p

Comment by Pants — April 15, 2008 @ 1:13 am

Seconded #4. This is the lamest thing I’ve seen on this site in a long time. Someone needs a punch in the face. Fucking pussy.

Comment by vonDread — April 15, 2008 @ 1:25 am

Worst feeling is being kicked in the balls.

Comment by Ando — April 15, 2008 @ 3:52 am

I agree with vonDread and then follow through with what Ando said. Kick him in the balls! He’ll forget all about the other bullshit! Get a fuckin’ hobby or adopt an abandoned puppy!

Comment by coolghoul — April 15, 2008 @ 9:10 am

I guess some of these people haven’t ever had someone they love forget them, like their own child. Whatever, I guess you guys are tougher than I am(yea right!!)…

Comment by tenthletter — April 15, 2008 @ 9:15 am

Um…I actually thought of some of the people I’ve known who developed Alzheimers and couldn’t even remember who their spouses and children were.

Comment by reptilecobra13 — April 15, 2008 @ 2:22 pm

@ thelotuseater725

I liked the follow-up:

http://xkcd.com/405/

Comment by wookie_x — April 15, 2008 @ 3:26 pm

He musta really liked his hat…

Comment by Phyreblade — April 15, 2008 @ 6:12 pm

Boobies…are the best things in life.

Comment by CMoorehead — February 26, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

Boobies…on a 72 inch LCD HD-TV?

Comment by LordPartyTime — February 26, 2008 @ 5:08 pm

^ I’m gonna have to agree with my fellow lord on this one.

Comment by Lord Cocksworth — February 26, 2008 @ 6:16 pm

@LPT

only if you have a chicks to play with while watching them on the 72 inch LCD HD-TV

Comment by goforbroke — February 26, 2008 @ 6:30 pm

Or a RealDoll. (I assume.)

Comment by flintlocke — February 26, 2008 @ 6:44 pm

Well, when the chick is that freaky, then i’m playin with her, she’s playin with the doll, we’re all watchin the TV, it just goes on and on…. Ever had a threesome with a blowup doll? Kinda … weird.

Comment by LordPartyTime — February 26, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

I MUST KNOW
HOWS IT END
IT DOESN’T RHYME!!!

Comment by TrikYodz — February 24, 2008 @ 7:22 pm

GREEN LANTERNS LIGHT

Comment by BelowFrosty — February 24, 2008 @ 8:53 pm

thank you

Comment by TrikYodz — February 25, 2008 @ 12:43 am

I’m never baby-sitting again.
~
I keep hearing that cat from Pokemon saying “Meow, that’s right!” right after “No evil shall escape our sight.”

Comment by Paul_Is_Drunk — February 25, 2008 @ 3:43 am

I lol’d.

Comment by Frank McColbert — February 24, 2008 @ 5:13 pm

Genius. An instant classic. I’ll say that if I play that game again.

Comment by Samael — February 24, 2008 @ 5:44 pm

haha I remember this game…

Comment by casemods — February 24, 2008 @ 7:41 pm

http://youtube.com/watch?v=p4OmQrzyLlE

Comment by slakinator — February 24, 2008 @ 11:05 pm

Sometimes i worry myconfinedspace has lost its touch, but posts like these bring me right back. rock solid.

Comment by johnnybazookajoe — February 25, 2008 @ 1:16 am

’shopped.

Comment by Phyreblade — February 25, 2008 @ 1:49 am

He seriously said?
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Damn it’s too bad he’ll never win.

Comment by Caio — February 7, 2008 @ 10:08 pm

pshhhhhhh he’s got as much chance of being elected as billary every did

Comment by tiki god — February 7, 2008 @ 10:16 pm

hes got a great chance of winning. he is barely behind her in the number of delegates

Comment by RPTM6 — February 7, 2008 @ 10:52 pm

Wow, that is pretty awesome. Imagine actually having a President that is tolerant of other religions… Certainly nothing like Bush who said ‘fuck you’ to atheists.

Comment by jasonp — February 7, 2008 @ 11:07 pm

He has a serious gift with words…I hope he wins.

Comment by wolfbainx — February 7, 2008 @ 11:21 pm

He must have like 100 lips to be kissing that much ass all at once.
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This kind of faux love for all is laughable. He should be running in Canada. His whole can’t we all just get along shtick is tiresome. The answer is ‘no’… because we’re human being you fucking idiot. Until you change the nature of the universe then in order for your country to win you have to make someone else lose.
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It’s nice to be tolerant of other religions. It’s just too bad religions aren’t tolerant of each other. This guy is like a first year philosophy student. He wants to change the world but he doesn’t really know the world too well yet. Or at least that’s the image he’s working.

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — February 8, 2008 @ 12:00 am

It just kinda seems like he is trying to appeal to everyone at once.

Comment by Wisebrute — February 8, 2008 @ 3:12 am

If he keeps trying to appeal to everyone at once after he gets elected, then there’s no problem, is there?

Comment by Gilly — February 8, 2008 @ 5:28 am

Appealing to everyone? What a damned. Clever. SUBVERSION OF AMERICAN DEMOCRACY.
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Frankly the first politician to get my vote is the one who promices to genocide all those who disagree with me.

Comment by Caio — February 8, 2008 @ 7:43 am

The cult of Obama:
http://www.commentarymagazine......nwald/2374

Barack Obama is taking advantage of white guilt. He is the secular Messiah who can supposedly forgive us for our racist past. The Obama cult is based on anti-intellectual emotionalism. He constantly promises to bring about change. Obama deliberate avoids offering any specifics. Thankfully, this nonsense will only continue a bit longer. Soon the middle of the road voters will be much more demanding.

Comment by diabeetus — February 8, 2008 @ 8:43 am

Yeah, but absolutely everyone knows that he comes from a family of recent immigrants to Hawaii. If that argument was true, Jessie Jackson would be the most successful candidate in history behind Malcolm X and Rodney King.
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Quadruple irony points for the phrase ‘middle of the road voters’ in an IDDQ post as if he thought that was some desireable thing.

Comment by Caio — February 8, 2008 @ 9:35 am

Oh, yeah, and when are we gonna see a Jewish candidate, damnit?

Comment by Caio — February 8, 2008 @ 9:36 am

Ya’ll know, there is a black woman running for president this year.

no shit.

http://www.runcynthiarun.org/

Comment by natedog — February 8, 2008 @ 9:38 am

Also, in order to bridge the great divide between the races, and between political parties in our country, Obama and Huckabee should reinact this legendary meeting between black and white:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f02d0b8cca

Comment by Caio — February 8, 2008 @ 9:42 am

http://www.time.com/time/magaz.....-1,00.html

The article from which this quote is excerpted. An interesting read.

Comment by st_judas — February 8, 2008 @ 2:27 pm

Obama is popular because he isn’t part of the washington machine yet. Not to mention he is charismatic and friendly, unlike Hillary.

And yeah, his views on religion may not be extrapolatable, but they are his views. Religions may never get along with each other, but having the president not interfere is a step towards some sort of peace.

I like Obama because he isn’t Hillary. If I’m going to vote for a democrat, I’m voting for him.

Comment by Excelsior — February 10, 2008 @ 2:44 am