roamingidiot — October 31, 2008 @ 7:45 am

OH NO’s PEDOBEAR WANTS THE CHILDREN’S

deuce — October 31, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

Whoever made this wins.

nyokki — October 31, 2008 @ 9:38 pm

That’s pretty fucking funny.

Doctor Thompson — September 30, 2008 @ 3:06 pm

yeah except zelda is fugly as it gets

Paul_Is_Drunk — September 30, 2008 @ 3:13 pm

Great April Fool’s day prank from IGN.

Also: Old.

Is this retro week?

TGGeko — September 30, 2008 @ 4:00 pm

All of the characters are ugly

RoQ — September 30, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

yeah it’s a potential FAIL

Puulaahi — September 30, 2008 @ 4:21 pm

Geek April Fools: Win

Reality: Fail

MattKirby — September 30, 2008 @ 4:25 pm

Agree with PaulIsDrunk

deuce — September 30, 2008 @ 6:12 pm

Do they have Uwe Boll directing?

Zen — September 30, 2008 @ 8:38 pm

Hey, Heath Ledger should play link…wait…fuck, nevermind.

The Lawnmower — September 30, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

“It has potential…”

No it doesn’t.

Dreth — September 30, 2008 @ 8:50 pm

You know, the fact this looked so awesome yet so bad it’s because it’s FUCKING FAITHFUL to the games. You fanboys whine about changed storylines, non-canon crap and altered personalities.

Yet this fake trailer embodied all that is a true-to-life video game movie conversion.

So you either embrace it for being so awesome, or diss it for being so cheesy and faithful that it looks too much like the real game.

BTW, I hate Zelda and I enjoyed this prank very much.

Tyger42 — September 30, 2008 @ 10:52 pm

Seriously was the most well done April Fools’ joke I’ve seen in several years. And I’m usually not a fan of April Fools’ jokes.

pheonyx74 — September 30, 2008 @ 11:47 pm

Just one problem with that assessment. Look up Legend of Zelda on IMDB. You will pull up a movie titled The Beautiful and the Damned. Before the movie got locked to IMBDPro only, it had a link to a trailer. The trailer is what everyone thinks is a April Fools joke.

Phyreblade — October 5, 2008 @ 12:59 am

Oh Great.

casemods — October 7, 2008 @ 5:18 am

How is zelda a pedo bear?

Tony — May 26, 2008 @ 6:20 pm

Very offensive and bad taste. I love it!

Andre666 — May 26, 2008 @ 6:28 pm

oh my God! LOL

Tony — May 26, 2008 @ 6:34 pm

The text in the purple badge is Swedish. Ran through the Google translator…

Build your own basement!
and (he) was the father of all (the) children!

Most other languages don’t include pronouns (included in verb conjugation) or articles.

chiefbutz — May 26, 2008 @ 6:42 pm

Wow… this is awful and awesome at the same time…

Ben1605 — May 26, 2008 @ 6:49 pm

I share chiefbutz’s sentiments.

JazzyJazzyJazzHands — May 26, 2008 @ 7:43 pm

It took me a moment to get this, then I groaned and internally applauded the person who made this.

gravmark — May 26, 2008 @ 8:47 pm

@Tony.

It’s actually ..

Build your own basement
and be the father of all the children.

Exacerbate — May 26, 2008 @ 10:27 pm

Sorry if I sound stupid, but can someone explain this to me? I don’t get out much.

wizardoffahz — May 26, 2008 @ 11:12 pm

i’m in the same boat as exacerbate:(

Tony — May 26, 2008 @ 11:21 pm

Thanks gravmark, I guess a native speaker helps.

unknown — May 26, 2008 @ 11:55 pm

@ Exacerbate : A swiss man held his daughter and several children he had made with his daughter as prisoners in his basement for many years. They were released just a month or so ago.

It happened in Europe so it probably didn’t rate as “news” in the USA.

unknown — May 26, 2008 @ 11:56 pm

Sorry, just found a link. He was Austrian, not Swiss! My mistake.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7371043.stm

ack — May 27, 2008 @ 2:10 am

Actually it is the second case of Austrian basement imprisonment.

Natascha Kampusch escaped her basement dungeon in 2006

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5285290.stm

Lagering (Austrian version): the storage of one or more women in the cellar for 8 or more years. Ha!

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — May 27, 2008 @ 4:22 pm

Same town in Austria too.

The guy was a superintendent and had an elaborate maze where his daughter and ‘kin’ lived while other people lived around them on the proper side of the walls and his wife lived upstairs.

Yes Hitler was Austrian. So is…hell I dunno…tiki. Tiki is Austrian.

casemods — May 27, 2008 @ 4:41 pm

LoL! This is good even without the news story.

I hate all the sim games, can’t see why people play them.

BTW I think it’s funnier if you think of it as making fun of sims, rather then making fun of the news story.

GorillaMunch — May 28, 2008 @ 3:43 pm

lol, I shouldnt be laughing at this but its too good. the pictuer I mean, not the basement sex.

EpicFail — May 4, 2008 @ 2:05 pm

diarrhea sucks,not that i have ever shit myself or anything

daxessalmighty — May 4, 2008 @ 3:10 pm

diarrhoea sucks too. noob spelling (;

Max — May 5, 2008 @ 9:29 am

Diarrheal farts are the worst thing to ever happen.
Ever.

Max — May 5, 2008 @ 9:29 am

I say that of course because a friend of mine….

Pants — June 6, 2008 @ 4:42 am

LMAO

TGGeko — April 29, 2008 @ 6:01 am

repost. but still funny. kinda.

Drewlicious — April 15, 2008 @ 11:27 am

I didn’t know pedobear was in Street Fighter… PEDOVEGA!

deuce — April 15, 2008 @ 12:38 pm

DO WANT.

From where can I import this?

RSIxidor — April 15, 2008 @ 9:34 pm

JAPAN!

yumeo — April 16, 2008 @ 7:43 am

ベアークロー!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m working at McDonald’s… >.< and, yes… beaakuroooooooooooo!!!!! XDDDDD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warsman

TrikYodz — April 12, 2008 @ 7:12 am

OLD

robustion — April 12, 2008 @ 2:24 pm

what were they thinking???

pedantic — April 12, 2008 @ 5:10 pm

Rook at my crothes hook ROR!

Avias — April 13, 2008 @ 1:08 am

So old, so repost

TrikYodz — April 11, 2008 @ 1:21 am

tardex you tard……………….ex
the last one wasnt a repost im pretty sure
but this one sure as hell is
and yes pedo has friends

unknown — April 11, 2008 @ 2:17 am

Oh! You could even do SEARCH with the TITLE before posting!

http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....nd+friends

Xp — April 11, 2008 @ 2:28 am

Wow a repost, get over it.

TrikYodz — April 11, 2008 @ 6:14 am

bur its sooo blatently obvvious
he didnt even try
thats just lazy

unknown — April 11, 2008 @ 7:03 am

And he even knows what a repost is (judging by the comment on the “fire cat” post)…

tiki god — April 11, 2008 @ 7:36 am

a repost? on MY mcs?

Arc — April 11, 2008 @ 11:09 am

Hello and welcome to last year!

Tardex — April 11, 2008 @ 4:08 pm

oooooh, another little witty comment about me name. Bravo, bravo, you must be a damned genius! Anyhoo, reposts happen, sorry that it seems to have upset you all so much.

purple banana — April 12, 2008 @ 11:35 am

“a repost? on MY mcs?”

It’s more likely than you think.

Caio — April 10, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

That’s not a bad English translation: That’s what it means.

thesilverfox06 — April 10, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

That seems like a decent translation based on my craptastic knowledge of Japanese. As for why they’d want to say that, I have no idea.

Caio — April 10, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

I’m guessing it’s anti-vegetarian in a funny way or something.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pedobear

imandynan0 — April 10, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

The thing is, even in Japanese, it doesn’t make sense. It makes less sense in English.

CJFreeze — April 10, 2008 @ 3:15 pm

Its for japanese girls. The governement doesn’t want them to be lesbians so japanese guys can get hot sex.

Meat popsicles for the win.

deuce — April 10, 2008 @ 7:05 pm

If I could have a Pedobear Murdering Ronald McDonald T-shirt, I would be sooo happy.

yumeo — April 11, 2008 @ 1:51 am

niku shika shinjinai

肉　niku = meat
しか　shika = only (but in a bad sense… “dake” is your real “only”
信じない　sinjinai = don’t believe

When we use “shika” we have to put the verb in negative… watashi wa nihongo shika hanasemasen (I only can speak in japanese) but it means that I’m the worst for it.

Caio — April 11, 2008 @ 4:04 am

Yeah but ‘彼しかいない’ is a common enough expression and it doesn’t mean you’re the worse for it. In fact I’ve never　thought that that was the implication but hey i’m not japanese I could be wrong.

yumeo — April 11, 2008 @ 1:39 pm

ok…

shika it’s “no more that”

watashi wa nihongo shika hanasemasen, I can speak only in japanese (because I don’t know other languages, but I’m the worst because I should to know more…)
watashi wa nihongo dake hanasemasu, I can speak only in japanese.

“Kare shika inai” we are talking about “kare” and ever, other person is the better (I’m ever the worst, in japanese, but you, he or she are the best!) then we can’t say that “kare” is the worst, but we want to say that it’s a pity that only is he.
“kare dake iru” there’s only he. without another sense.
(sorry for my baaad english… I’m the worst 私は弱い虫しかでわありません。… XD)

Shanghai_Factor — April 4, 2008 @ 1:50 am

I submitted this back when every single pic on the first 4.5 pages was Pedobear…bit irrelevant now I guess..

deiviTson — April 4, 2008 @ 2:22 am

you should thank the admins, they are able to turn something with a real meaning into something without sense

Snow — April 4, 2008 @ 3:30 am

lol u fool its was the first day of the month = theme day

lrn2intarweb

Shanghai_Factor — April 4, 2008 @ 4:33 am

Theme day or not, the chart doesn’t lie.

st_judas — April 4, 2008 @ 6:38 am

Theme day is usually moderately annoying unless it’s a hot chick. Pedobear is moderately funny once, and unfunny by the second or third attempt, so this post is VERY accurate.

tiki god — April 4, 2008 @ 7:44 am

you apparently missed jessica alba day.

god, I have never heard so much bitching a complaining about looking at a hot woman before.

angrymatt — April 4, 2008 @ 12:36 pm

I think the pedo bear day was awesome BECAUSE it pissed people off. Theme day is now my favorite mcs day.

Snow — April 4, 2008 @ 11:54 pm

yes the chart does lie because it doesnt not specify units of lulz or the deteriation of lulz per post or the units of annoyance for that matter. I DEMAND PROPER GRAPH WIF TEH PORPER NUMBAS

MacheteJak — April 5, 2008 @ 8:51 pm

Numbers are not necessary for a graph, just convenient.