tiki god — November 24, 2008 @ 11:59 am

ugh, steamed hamburgers? no thanks

Sarcastastic — November 29, 2008 @ 4:15 am

LOL arteries.

compasseagle89 — November 29, 2008 @ 4:20 am

i havent eaten at mcdonalds since i saw supersize me back in, i dunno, 2004?

looking at this, i do NOT miss it. bleah.

WistfulD — November 29, 2008 @ 4:21 am

Food photography is big bucks, and pros can make truly ordinary food look amazingly delicious.

Clearly this is not a pro.

Rocko — November 29, 2008 @ 4:48 am

They’d sell a lot more burgers if what you purchased actually looked like the picture above the counter. Remember the Whammyburger scene in the movie “Falling Down”? That’s why I don’t eat in these places.

Kero — November 29, 2008 @ 4:57 am

i havent eaten macdonals in 9 or so years I stopped when i was in grade 6

greg_t — November 29, 2008 @ 5:15 am

Ugh.

Kill it with fire.

casemods — November 29, 2008 @ 5:45 am

Looks like an old ladies flappy vagina.

yawn — November 29, 2008 @ 6:15 am

This looks pretty damn good to me. And I’ve never had a Big Mac in my life (and I’ve only been to McDonald’s maybe a dozen times in my entire life).

casemods — November 29, 2008 @ 6:16 am

@yawn: Poor much?

ohmybob — November 29, 2008 @ 6:39 am

I haven’t eaten at McDonald’s in 5 years. The last time I did was in Charleston, SC. I got a cobb salad. There was a dead fly at the bottom. One of those dried up ones you find on windowsills. It wasn’t that incident in particular that made me stop eating there - I was just put off it for a while, but then I saw Super Size Me a year later and just lost my taste for all of it.

dub_1211 — November 29, 2008 @ 8:05 am

i would have seckshule innercorse with that vaginea. by that i mean, i would stick my cockles balls deep into it./

Paul_Is_Drunk — November 29, 2008 @ 9:09 am

Wow. I came to comment expecting a flood of “I could eat 20 in 10 minutes!” responses. Instead I find a McDonalds Anonymous group.

I haven’t eaten any fast food in 4 years. The only one I still get hunger pains for is Taco Bell, for some reason.

dieAntagonista — November 29, 2008 @ 10:41 am

@Paul_Is_Drunk: People are aware.

BigDisk — November 29, 2008 @ 10:55 am

I live in Asia and eat McDonald’s almost every other day. Does that make me a bad person?

Puulaahi — November 29, 2008 @ 11:24 am

@BigDisk: Most definitely.

frogurtx — November 29, 2008 @ 1:14 pm

Asian McDonalds is high quality rich people food.

mosher111 — November 29, 2008 @ 2:16 pm

Another shitty mc donalds burger.

SumoSnipe — November 29, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

Don’t eat the burgers, but am addicted to the fries. Gotta be fresh out of the fryer,though. Stale fries are worse than skunky beer.

nyokki — November 29, 2008 @ 11:09 pm

I have never had a Big Mac. I hope that’s cheese on the bottom and not gobs of mustard. I did love the McRibs though. I know they were absolutely horrible for you and tasted absolutely fake…but I still loved them. It’s prolly a good thing they don’t make them anymore.

Tyger42 — November 30, 2008 @ 9:58 am

@compasseagle89: You realize that what he did in that movie would have pretty much gotten the same result at any fast food place…or any restaurant in general. Gosh, eating large portions makes you fat and unhealthy? WHO KNEW!
McDonald’s isn’t the problem. People with no self control are. I’m one of them, but I don’t try to blame others for my own damn issues. It’s called “accountability”.

MikeBabaguh — August 11, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

Rachel’s a good example of the quasi-attractive female that tries to hot because she’s rich.

Normally she’s much too skinny for my tastes. Here, the shadows compliment her and she looks pretty awesome. Good photographer.

MrDooves — August 11, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

You’ll Rue the day you posted this SilverFlux!
I’m bound to get fired ‘fapping’ off under my desk at work… and you’re to blame.

MikeBabaguh — August 11, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

tries to be hot*

WriteDean — August 11, 2008 @ 6:31 pm

Hit it I would

reboot — August 11, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from The OC?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.

imandynan0 — August 11, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

She’s sexy. I’d hit it.

MrDooves — August 11, 2008 @ 7:23 pm

Wow reboot, you’re right.
… We Don’t believe you.
ha ha ha.

silverflux — August 11, 2008 @ 7:53 pm

i believe you, reboot. i think most people expect celebrities to be something special and they’re usually just normal people who do things like get drunk and sleep with dudes who are refreshingly unimpressed with their fame.

if this girl ate some sammiches, i’d hit it so hard i’d probably break it in half.

merthsoft — August 11, 2008 @ 8:14 pm

Skinny chicks are hot, I like little girls.

reboot: Was she good?

RoQ — August 11, 2008 @ 8:20 pm

sexy : yes
hot: nowai

merthsoft — August 11, 2008 @ 8:31 pm

wat?

MikeBabaguh — August 11, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

This is the internet, reboot, so I legally cannot believe you.

Posting said pic, however, may help.

diabeetus — August 11, 2008 @ 8:48 pm

I’m sure no one will believe me

You’re absolutely right. Nobody believes you.

one — August 11, 2008 @ 9:12 pm

@reboot
I don’t believe you but on the off chance that you’re right, I’d say you’re one lucky bastard. I applaud you. I’d also like to see that picture if you still have it.

RSIxidor — August 11, 2008 @ 9:19 pm

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Drew — August 11, 2008 @ 9:42 pm

i had sex with her too. internet people will believe me right? you’re my only friend internet.

reboot — August 11, 2008 @ 10:57 pm

OK, in retrospect, I’m not sure what I was trying to accomplish with that last comment. I just thought it was funny that a pic of a lady had been posted that I’d had, erm, relationships with. Posting “OM NOM NOM” seemed redundant. silverflux has it right: celebrities, especially minor celebrities, are just normal people. Go to a club in LA and the odds are 1 in 10 that you’ll meet someone who’s been on TV. If that happens, buy her a drink and ask her to dance and see where it goes.
Anyway, I’ve got the pics, but now that I’ve thought it through, I don’t want to start some Vanessa Hudgens type controversy. If someone can come up with a 100% way that I could post them without them without ending up all over 4chan in 24 hours,I’ll do it. But I really don’t care that much if anyone believes me.

reboot — August 11, 2008 @ 11:00 pm

@merthsoft
Yeah. We didn’t do anything crazy or kinky, but it was fun. Wasn’t all whole lot different than any other time I’ve got to a club and ended up with a lady.

Drew — August 11, 2008 @ 11:16 pm

@reboot

OK buddy. We all belive you. We’ve all had sex with her. The question is, did you creampie?

one — August 11, 2008 @ 11:27 pm

It wouldn’t turn into a huge controversy unless she was naked.. is she naked?
+ 1,000,000 points if she’s naked.

reboot — August 12, 2008 @ 12:02 am

The only one where she’s looking right at the camera, she’s just wearing her bra and there’s some “peakage”. I could maybe crop it or something.
Even if I did post pics, you could just say it was a ’shop. Nevermind, forget the whole thing. I’ve never been to LA, I can’t dance, I’ve never kissed a girl. I’m really a 65-year-old woman who lives in Montana with a million cats.

one — August 12, 2008 @ 12:27 am

I guess I know how you feel. I drove past Oprah once in LA but my roommate didn’t believe me when I told him. Not the same as sleeping with someone but you get the idea.. Oprah drives a black BMW M6.

MikeBabaguh — August 12, 2008 @ 1:38 am

If reboot is actually telling the truth, that pic would easily be worth something substantial to someone.

Also, I’ve never been to 4chan. Ever. Not even ninjalinked there by someone trying to trick me.

Is there a private message option on the forums? The pic would be safe with me, reboot.

merthsoft — August 12, 2008 @ 1:43 am

reboot: if you email me the pics, I guarantee i won’t post them on 4chan, just fap.

merthsoft — August 12, 2008 @ 1:43 am

a lot

imandynan0 — August 12, 2008 @ 2:40 am

If you give me the pics, I’ll keep them a secret.

I’m a girl, you can trust me.

TrikYodz — August 12, 2008 @ 3:00 am

i beleive you reboot. i didnt know why i had respect for you before. now i think i know why.

zipfer — August 12, 2008 @ 5:21 am

Average actress.

merthsoft — August 12, 2008 @ 10:50 am

imandynan0: All girls are dumb girls, and dumb girls can’t be trusted.

chris_hates_freedom — August 12, 2008 @ 11:09 pm

@Reboot:

Not trying to argue, but let’s look at it logically:

A celebrity, even a minor one, would probably not pose for risque pics on the camera phone of her one-night stand because of that whole interweb thingee. But, if she were dumb enough to have naughty photos taken during her one night stands - I use plural because I doubt you would be the only one ever if she were so inclined - SOMEONE would have leaked some by now.

chris_hates_freedom — August 12, 2008 @ 11:11 pm

But, you could be totally telling the truth. The world may never know…

chris_hates_freedom — August 12, 2008 @ 11:26 pm

Reminds me of a joke
(shortened for web attn span… embellish when telling)

A guy & Scarlet Johannsen are the only survivors of a plane that crashes near a small island. Of course the start getting it on after a few weeks. Months pass and the guy gets depressed; Scarlett is concerned and asks what she can do. Guy asks her to dress up in his clothes and pretend to be a man and she obliges in order to cheer him up. Guy walks up to her and says…
“just between you and me, I’m screwing Scarlett Johannsen”

Korinthian — August 12, 2008 @ 11:58 pm

Because celebrities love when some guy they just picked up take pictures of them in their underwear.

Oh I believe you.

vutterfly — August 13, 2008 @ 4:12 am

awww i believe you, reboot

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — August 13, 2008 @ 10:19 am

AH I get the joke now.

What club was this reboot?

What kind of Lambo do you drive? It must be better than her bf’s. lol

Why did you bullshit that? WHY? I am 100% confident that you indeed did not fuck her. Even if fatfuck says she believes you because…well she lives in the middle of of damned nowhere.

Okay …wait. Your friend’s apartment. You took her back to your friend’s apartment. That’s the story? You should have at least said house or something. Anything.

Or maybe she just decided “you know what? I’m going to set aside all these rich, good looking guys and go fuck the lumpy, balding guy with glasses.”

This has had the reverse affect on me. I lost respect for reboot on this one. Your lies are obvious good sir and I call bullshit on you.

MrDooves — August 13, 2008 @ 11:44 pm

Well Magnus, you, like so many others, seem to have been successfully baited. And now we laugh.

Thrella — August 6, 2008 @ 4:02 pm

Why did she bury the horse???

Pants — August 6, 2008 @ 4:08 pm

Yeah, what’s up with the horse?

Some kind of… Ground horse?

outofocus — August 6, 2008 @ 4:14 pm

I have mad respect for people who keep moving forward after losing a limb. My ex-stepdad lost his leg and all he did was whine and troll.

outofocus — August 6, 2008 @ 4:16 pm

… and I read her profile … and I need to wash my eyes out with bleach …

*cries*

Thrella — August 6, 2008 @ 4:22 pm

Dude seriously… There’s a horse head sticking out of a hole THAT SHIT IS CREEPING ME OUT FOR REAL!

Pants — August 6, 2008 @ 4:23 pm

WHEN YOU SEE IT

YOU’LL SHIT BRICKS

Drewlicious — August 6, 2008 @ 4:27 pm

weak. Bitch better watch out for an earthquake or a strong breeze.

FlyingMantisShrimp — August 6, 2008 @ 4:29 pm

Seriously, wtf is with that horse?

fakez — August 6, 2008 @ 4:32 pm

is she a world famous cyborg porn celebrity?

http://imasucker.wordpress.com/

CMoorehead — August 6, 2008 @ 4:38 pm

What gives with the horse??

TokenWGuy — August 6, 2008 @ 4:42 pm

She looks like she can take a good sized cock.

Korinthian — August 6, 2008 @ 4:43 pm

Ground horse is watching you masturbate to amputee porn.

CMoorehead — August 6, 2008 @ 4:43 pm

Ahh, the horse is in The Interspecies Erotic Love Dungeon

TrikYodz — August 6, 2008 @ 4:51 pm

OMG
i rofled so hard today
this shall be a meme if /b/ has anything to say about it

diabeetus — August 6, 2008 @ 4:53 pm

Advertisement agenices will put random stuff into their adverts (like the big elephant in the TI DLP commercials) so that people will talk about them and conjur up theories as to why that random object is in the picture.

What this basically does in the end is to facilitate discussion of the advert thus spreading the advert more and cementing the advert into the minds of the people that have seen it.

tl;dr You’re doing all the dirty work for the advertisement agencies.

Korinthian — August 6, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

diab: Why wouldn’t we help out? Don’t you care about the poor cripple?

AlecDalek — August 6, 2008 @ 4:56 pm

Meh.

Drew — August 6, 2008 @ 4:56 pm

Do you think she works at IHop?

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — August 6, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

Spread your…leg?

Her real disability is she’s a typical tadly bitch. A SAW tattoo?

Oh I get it. Cause it expresses how people should love life the way you do even though ride a bike half as fast as everyone else.

Dreth — August 6, 2008 @ 5:41 pm

The bad part is that she’s hot and she knows it, which takes away her uniqueness (if there was ever any) and makes her a typical common stuck up bitch.

JudgeSabersmith — August 6, 2008 @ 5:53 pm

She’s kind of stuck on herself. I mean, yeah it’s wonderful she’s a hot amputee, but I don’t think she’s as neat as she apparently thinks she is.

You might say, I don’t think she has a leg to stand on in this case.

Korinthian — August 6, 2008 @ 6:12 pm

Sounds like someone got dumped by a hot amputee.

silverflux — August 6, 2008 @ 7:18 pm

…the fuck?

CMoorehead — August 6, 2008 @ 7:23 pm

I hope to see more Ground Horse pop up all over the Internet…I love him and yet I pee fear.

RSIxidor — August 6, 2008 @ 7:56 pm

Ground horse will eat the left one soon.

Redrum Kool-Aid — August 6, 2008 @ 9:07 pm

There has got to be a name for that way-out in-the-deep-end-of-the-dark-recesses-of-the-internet Equine/Amputee relations. Like… Equiteez or Amputines or Little Pony Stump Fuckers.

Dyna-Mole — August 6, 2008 @ 9:41 pm

Like you have one, TokenWGuy

Dyna-Mole — August 6, 2008 @ 9:44 pm

that is not a myspace profile. myspace doesn’t use the domain myspaceprofiles.org

RSIxidor — August 6, 2008 @ 11:03 pm

Dude, its cached there because the profile is private. Basically, its a way for pervs to still see preteens profiles and pics, yo.

redxblack — August 6, 2008 @ 11:59 pm

The horse is a lie. IT’S A TRAP!

Malta Soron — August 7, 2008 @ 9:05 am

“WHEN YOU SEE IT

YOU’LL SHIT BRICKS”

There you go:

http://i129.photobucket.com/al.....tbrick.jpg
http://i129.photobucket.com/al.....shitbr.jpg

Korinthian — August 7, 2008 @ 9:08 am

I always thought that phrase sounds stupid. Kind of like that other one: “Word to your…”. That’s just my opinion, although I’m always right.

Recondomoe — August 7, 2008 @ 9:23 am

Amber is a made up name, her real name is Eileen.

Impatience — August 7, 2008 @ 9:29 am

BRIX WERE SHAT.

ambahrose — September 24, 2008 @ 6:22 pm

LOLOLOL! my myspace hasn’t been private in a while but awesome. So this is where it all started?
http://www.myspace.com/amberamputee