Finally equal

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Star Trek’s George Takei finally was allowed to marry his partner of 21 years.

Justice, finally.

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1. 

   camiam321 (UID# 1511) 0  0
   June 24, 2008 at 6:41 am

   Hooray for Sulu!
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   token2k6 (UID# 2557) 0  0
   June 24, 2008 at 7:02 am

   

   I really think this guy has lost all of his mental capabilities or is on some serious drugs. everytime i hear him on an interview it sounds like he is completely out of his mind and doesn’t know where he is or whats going on…homosexuality is an illness people, not a pre-supposed disposition.
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   daviest11 (UID# 3247) 0  0
   June 24, 2008 at 7:24 am

   *shakes head slowly* Cretin.

   Go Sulu! I love this guy. Did anyone else think he was the best of the bunch in that Fururama episode… “What makes you think I know Kar-ra-te?”
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   conman56 (UID# 2785) 0  0
   June 24, 2008 at 7:32 am

   So just because a homosexual person acts like he is mentally ill means homosexuality is an illness? You sir, fail. It is people like you that blow up abortion clinics and think fossils were planted by the devil to trick us in to thinking the world isn’t 4000 years old. Homosexually can be a genetic predisposition. It doesn’t mean thats always the case, but can be.
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   dhg4983 (UID# 3928) 0  0
   June 24, 2008 at 8:02 am

   @conman56

   trust me token isnt the type to blowup abortion clinics, in college he basically single handly kept the local one in buisness.
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   camiam321 (UID# 1511) 0  0
   June 24, 2008 at 8:11 am

   @dhg4983

   bwaaaaaahahahahahah
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   gorillamunch (UID# 3699) 0  0
   June 24, 2008 at 8:22 am

   OH MY!
8. 

   rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
   June 24, 2008 at 8:22 am

   

   @conman56, re: fossils:

   I heard Jews did it in 1924.
9. 

   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   June 24, 2008 at 9:02 am

   

   @dhg4983

   I don’t even know him but still……..

   LAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWLLL!!
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    token2k6 (UID# 2557) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 9:20 am

    

    man, i don’t know about single handedly DHG, but all i can say is thank god they eventually opened a clinic in the town i went to college, b/c the nearest one was 100 miles away…and thats a long time to be in a car with a chick convincing her she is doing the right thing…

    but seriously people, being gay, having abortions, they key theme here is it is all by choice…
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 9:23 am

    Who is this Justice person and finally what?

    GRAMMAR GOD DAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POLICE

    Learn to use a fucking comma. It’s some tool you can pull out of your asshole to imply a pause for effect.

    Set phasers on AIDS!
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 9:26 am

    It’s NOT some tool!

    Ah! Foiled by my own buffoonery. Now the comma usage will never end.

    Sulu is gay was always punctuated with a ‘?’

    There’s now bravery in him getting married cause nobody gave a shit. It was like “Sulu is gay? Well that’s…something.”

    Don’t imply you fought the good fight when you had indifference on your side you slippery Chineeeeese man.
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    youoxymoron (UID# 1253) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 9:41 am

    i must have missed the convention when Sulu came out, but man now that i look at it, it really doesn’t surprise me! That is the smile of a gay, gay man, people. We can only hope that they produce beautiful, half-chinese-half-serial-killer gay babies (the other guy creeps me out)
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    diabeetus (UID# 1628) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 10:35 am

    Next extremist Democrats will try to push for humans to marry animals, children, and multiple people (polygamy). Only then, we can achieve their version of “justice.”
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    ttudrew98 (UID# 3223) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 10:50 am

    I’m not gay or anything but I would totally give Sulu the old “Texas ChilliDog”
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    asdf (UID# 816) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 11:10 am

    diabeetus is falling down the slippery slope of marriage
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    genpyris (UID# 755) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 11:33 am

    @token2k6: Dude, George Takei is 71 years old. At that age, he’s allowed (and expected) to be a bit batty in the head. I don’t think where he slips his pickle really factors into him being “completely out of his mind”.
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    deuce (UID# 933) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 11:58 am

    George Takei may act batty, but he’s not… I saw him about a month ago at a private event and he gave a very eloquent 30 minute speech entirely without cards or notes about being interned in a prison camp with his family in Arkansas during WWII. He was very lucid and a great speaker.

    And as for diabeetus spouting the Santorum line about gay marriage leading to “man on dog” stuff… it’s a stupid argument entirely without basis. The one element missing from all those other forms of “marriage” you say are on the Democrats’ agenda is CONSENT. Animals and children are incapable of consenting to marriage… and as for polygamy, one could argue either way, but I honestly don’t give a shit about it.

    And magnus, there’s nothing wrong with the use of a comma in that sentence. It may differ stylistically from what you would do, but it’s not an incorrect usage. Calm the fuck down.
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    mantheharpoons (UID# 3612) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    Justice my ass, go home fags
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    rattybad (UID# 461) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    A comma isn’t actually used for a pause, but to separate elements in a sentence, which often come off as pauses. In “Justice, finally” there is an implied subject of “This” and an implied linking verb, “is,” making “justice” a predicate nominative, so “finally” can be offset from the independent clause in-line with traditional comma rules.

    Also? Magnus knows one itty-bitty thing: commas sound like pauses. He’s said it often enough, in plenty of other posts, and I schooled him once last year, but eating his own shit for so long has had an effect on his memory.

    Now watch me ignore his follow-up comments about dogfucking or goatfucking or whatever he’s into these days, and watch me ignore his refutation that I don’t have 13-1/2 years and three degrees in English studies and 10 in teaching. Watch me ignore his repudiations that he lives in his grandma’s attic and whacks off to the labels on Gerber’s baby food bottles.
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    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    all of you who are so against gay marriage will be judged by history in the same light as the segregationists during the civil rights era. You are on the wrong side, just as they were then – and, like you, they had the bible to point to, arguments about going against the natural order of nature to throw around, and all sorts of slippery slope arguments.

    Also: go shit in your hat.

    Why do you even care about what gay people do? Now I’ll tell you what goes against nature: being against less competition for the resources you need. If you, jane, tom and harry were trapped on a deserted island, you’d pray to god that tom and harry liked the sausage.
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    deuce (UID# 933) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 5:25 pm

    A sighting of the rare double-pwn…
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    outofocus (UID# 3862) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    “homosexuality is an illness people, not a pre-supposed disposition”

    ORLY!?

    Anyway…

    My mom is marrying her partner in July. Go mom!
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    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    republicans hate gay rights…
    al qaeda hates gay rights too!

    republicans are against a woman’s right to choose….
    hey! thats al qaeda too!

    republicans want to have religious elements taught in school as science…
    guess who else does?
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    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    sorry. by republicans, I meant the far right fundies. you’re not ALL like that.
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    trayshadix (UID# 3416) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    {laughs} “Humans can’t marry other humans if they have the same naughty parts because then they’ll want to marry animals!”

    FAIL.
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    rattybad
    You seem to remember me pretty well but I don’t remember you. I don’t think that’s a result of anything other than you being useless and utterly forgettable. I bet your parents have to write down when your birthday is or they’ll let it go by like any other day.

    I don’t remember being “schooled” and I have a feeling that statement is as bullshit as your pedestrian attempt at making up a new definition of ‘comma’ and its usage. The “sentence” is in fact by definition not one. It’s a fragmented statement and you’re a tool.

    You’re an idiot.

    Ignore me and everyone else. It won’t change that fact that you’re a loser and you couldn’t come up with anything even close to funny in that whole little speech you concocted.

    You even went on to insinuate that I make nonsensical, expletive comments exclusively and then you provided examples that are no where near anything I’ve ever typed.

    I’d tell you to go suck a dick but I expect you already are.

    Now close your eyes and go back to ignoring reality. I would too if I were you.
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    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    wow. gay debate & grammatical bickering in the same place. Throw in some rick astley lyrics and this would be the nexus of all the primal forces of interweb communication.

    I love how the best insults you guys can come up with in a gay marriage debate is “fags” and “go suck a dick”. way to go there. I bet you masturbate in front of a mirror. I bet you think its okay to sodomize a dead baby sheep, so long as its of the opposite sex.

    I bet you cried like a little baby when you discovered pro wrestling was fake. Did you want to thank them for all they have done to their bodies? Is it still real to you, dammit?
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    nemo-intermundorum (UID# 3011) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    @chris_hates_freedom

    Pshh… if you want to see some real points on the gay marriage debate, check out this thread.
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    nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    

    “homosexuality is an illness people, not a pre-supposed disposition.”

    What does that mean exactly?
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    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    @nemo:
    well played, sir.
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    chris hates freedom but loves to fail

    That masturbates in front of a mirror line is mine. And I’ve used it on this site.

    Dead baby sheep? Awww…you resorted to obscurity for humour. Like a 10 year old dealing with divorce.

    I could care less who gays off. But you sir are a faggot.
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    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 24, 2008 at 10:29 pm

    i’m pretty sure a show of hands at this point would have you as the loser in this dog and pony show.

    wow, you’ve used mirror-masturbating in a sentence before… better hurry and register the trademark. I’m sure you were the very first person EVER to utter that phrase, and all following you are mere copycats.

    Call me a ‘faggot’ if you want; it might or might not be true – but either way, it’s not something to be ashamed of. To call you a faggot would be insulting to gays, and would also falsely imply that another human being wants to fuck you.

    For what its worth, I’m not mad at you – I’m mad at your mother for not smothering you in your crib.

    The funny thing to me is that you think you’re being witty and making all sorts of good points, but most of us are just shaking our heads at you, you bigoted prick of a troll. Go get your “god hates fags” signs and head for the next gay funeral.
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    lord_gorlock (UID# 304) 0  0
    June 25, 2008 at 12:53 am

    Wow. I had almost forgotten that MCS was just like the rest of the Internet. Thankfully this string of petty bickering and ad hominem attacks has brought me back to reality. God bless you, Internets.

    Also, huzzah for George!
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 25, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    chris hates freedom and misses the point

    I called you a faggot in the same post where I said I don’t care about sexual preference. I’m implying that the wording is exclusive of the meaning appropriated by little half wit turds like yourself.

    Little half wit turds who like to think they’re a part of a group and speak on this phantom groups behalf hoping for validation from anyone.

    For what it’s worth I couldn’t be bothered to be mad at you because you don’t have what it takes to make me mad. You’re just not smart enough.

    You’re a typical squawking suburban dipshit who knows more about comic books than reality and you think you’re really smart until reality proves otherwise to you (which is inevitable).

    I don’t care if someone’s a butthomo. Makes no difference because I’ve grown up in a city of 5+ million people and I’ve seen faggers all my life.

    Your approach of preaching tolerance is fucking stupid because you’re preaching. You’re assuming a position of intellectual superiority which you can’t back because a persons view on this kind of thing is exclusive of intelligence.

    You do more harm than good and in telling you that I know I will find I might as well be talking to a baboon. You’re too stupid to listen yourself but you think everyone should listen to you.

    Sit your fat ass back down little boy and realize you’ve been fucked like a fag on fag day.

    Now tell me if you still think you know what “the funny thing is” you fucking cunt.
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    imandynan0 (UID# 1124) 0  0
    June 25, 2008 at 5:13 pm

    So… let me make sure I’ve got everything straight, Magnus. You’ve grown up in a city of 5+ million people and are totally used to seeing gays, but you still call them “faggers” and “butthomos”. You say that the meaning of “faggot”, as Chris interprets it, is the one used exclusively by “half wit turds like yourself” (which, by the way, should technically be half-wit). I’m assuming that when you said faggot you were calling him a twig or cigarette, but considering your use of the “word” “fagger” and your statement “fucked like a fag on fag day”, I’m going to say you’re a half-wit little turd, not Chris.

    Oh yeah, go George! Legal marriage is a human right!
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    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 25, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    you’re absolutely right magnus. there was a sublime wisdom in “set phasers to AIDS” that I simply didn’t see before.

    Preaching tolerance? That implies I expect you to change your mind due to my viewpoint. I really don’t think that will happen – I’m just calling you out for being an asshole.

    Another point that I must admit you were right on: your view of just about ANYTHING is exclusive of intelligence.
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 25, 2008 at 9:41 pm

    *yawn*

    To imandyano:

    I call someone a fag as an insult because of the negative appropriation they have with the word. I’m calling chris a fag and despite his enlightened mind he is still angered by it. So how tolerant is he really? He’s not. He’s a tool. A very typical tool.

    and to my love chris:
    you’re preaching with the intent of either a)changing minds or b)letting everyone else know your opinion because you think its right and they’re wrong.

    Both makes you a fag. A balls sucking fag. Don’t like being called a ball sucking fag? That’s because all your tolerance bullshit is just that: bullshit.

    I also do not actually think you are a vagina but I call you a cunt anyway.
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    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 25, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    so, does your logic mean that if you start throwing around the n-word, whomever takes offense would be the ones with problems, and not you?

    and yes: (b) is the correct answer – I believe that I am in the right on this issue, and those of you who are against gay marriage are in the wrong. You have the right to be in the wrong, and I have the right to call you on it. It’s one of those non-grey area issues, like the fact that intelligent design shouldn’t be taught as science. There’s no real debate or compromise to be had.

    so, using your criteria, you either:
    a) believe YOU’RE right and I’m wrong, which puts you in the same boat as me, or

    b) don’t believe what you’re saying which makes you a troll.

    I also don’t think you have a penis but I call you a prick anyway.

    at some point, this stopped being angry and started being fun.
40. 

    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 25, 2008 at 10:30 pm

    It was always fun for me.

    Gay marriage is legal in Canada where I am and has been for quite some time. I could care less. I just think you are hypocritical for thinking gay marriage is okay but still getting genuinely upset when someone throws out the word faggert. Understand?

    The n word is different but still just as useful. Nigger was never a descriptive of a choice and is slang derived from a misconception that black people are cheap and poor. Hence the word niggerly meaning cheap.

    You see your problem is you probably live in buttfuck Idaho where your opinion is against the grain and that makes you high and mighty. But in the big bad world your opinion is not any different than the majority (in first world civilized cities). I don’t know a damned person who is against gay marriage or who doesn’t believe in the validity of evolution.

    So playing martyr when nobody disagrees makes you a fag in the sense that I think you’re a loser and calling you a fag upsets you (because of the previously cited hypocrisy) so I call you a fag. I know you’re not gay. If you were I wouldn’t care. Oh and per the AIDS comment: the unfortunate reality is AIDS is a huge problem for the gay community. Infinitely more so than for straight people. Denying that and lying about it helps no one. But when someone like me says it some uninformed loser like you jumps to attention to play brainwashed freedom fighter.

    I could call you the troll for being a loser but I doubt you’d get your little brain around it. I mean don’t chum the waters with your stupidity and then wonder why you got bit.
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    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 25, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    your problem is that you are trying to inject the macrocosm of the world into the microcosm of this forum. You have to give a whole hell of a lot of backstory to illustrate your point. My point is that after a huge gain for the american gay community, you (and others) have nothing but hateful shit to say. The fact that canada is more open-minded on this issue doesn’t make the fact that you say bigoted shit ok, just like the fact that bush is an assclown shouldn’t be held against me when I travel abroad.

    “fag” is a slur, just like the n-word. Its not the fact that you call someone gay thats offensive, its the word. I am far from being captain P.C., and if this point is obvious to me, then you are just trying to debate for the sake of debating.

    bottom line, you took a cheap shot in your original comments, got called on being a bigot (or at best tasteless), and are now trying to paint yourself as the cosmopolitan one.

    I bet freedom is slavery, too.
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 26, 2008 at 10:54 am

    “if this point is obvious to me then you are just trying to debate for the sake of debating”

    reread that, son.

    You make zero sense.

    You’re an idiot.

    You should have shut up a long time ago because now all you’re doing is reaffirming my point that you’re too stupid to be arguing with me.

    now quit trying to sound like you’re not retarded and go back to you homework.
43. 

    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 26, 2008 at 1:07 pm

    give it up, captain fail. you were an ass and got called on it. Move along. you can call me an idiot all you want, but that doesn’t make you the smart one. Once again, you are a bigoted little troll who is trying to weasel out of looking like one. I’m not too stupid to argue with you- I’m stupid for bothering to dignify your drivel with a response.
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 26, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    No you little fukwit you are too stupid to even realize I fucked you like Sulu in a steam room.

    What part of me not giving a fuck about sexual preference keeps getting past you?

    You’re so desperate to be seen as some proactive forward thinking assfag cumsucker that you can’t see that nobody fucking cares. Nobody gives a shit. Seriously. You’re not going against the grain. Your not upsetting the powers that be. You’re a tiny little bitch of a fool and you have no argument. You’re a fucking loser, kiddo.

    Tell me how I’m bigoted? Indifference is not bigotry. Understand? No? They don’t teach the meaning of words to you high school wads of ass? No?

    Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

    Nobody cares about your stupid little bullshit fucking opinion. Nobody.

    You’re stupid for trying to make a point nobody cares about…over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over…

    You think I’d need to weasel out of sweet fuck all? Are you new here?

    Here: nigger AIDS fag queer chink spic homo dyke paki retard sand-nigger pisshead binder cocksucking jew kyke.

    Enjoy, you fucking douche.

    How’s that shit feel all over your face anyway?
45. 

    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 26, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    trolly troll is trollful.
    did I mention troll?
46. 

    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 26, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    ha

    wow…you’re really embracing the whole fucking idiot thing huh?
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    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 26, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    well in the presence of such a mental giant (after all, you said you’re smarter, which pretty much settles all debate), what else is there to do?
    I tire of you, assclown. But I will continue to tit your tat on account of fuck you.
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 26, 2008 at 9:58 pm

    I don’t even know what to make of this?

    Are you trying to lower the bar past loser?

    You’re succeeding you twat.

    Man…someone needs to smack some sense into you for your own sake. Meh once you leave your little burb someone undoubtedly will. lol
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    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 26, 2008 at 10:05 pm

    you’re right. since I dared tangle with the mighty magnus, I surely must be from some country shithole and have no knowledge of the real world. Tell me more about how much you know and how worldly you are.
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 27, 2008 at 10:13 am

    *insert Oscar Wilde quote about sarcasm being the substitute of wit for the witless*

    Oscar Wilde? But he was a fag!?!?!

    and chris has no idea who he was anyway lol

    What a fucking knob! Keep it up shitstain. You’re doing a fantastic job of making yourself look fucking stupid.
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    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 27, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    dude, you’re a tool with an unrealistically inflated opinion of your own intelligence. wake the fuck up.
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 27, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    sure I am.

    Except I’ve displayed in excess that I am in fact as smart as I appear to be.

    Just as you are as big a fucking faggot, retard as you appear to be.

    I’m wide awake, Mary. But you might want to go back to bed. Sounds like reality kicking you in the nuts is taking its toll.

    lol

    hey I thought you were having fun? No? Just me?

    ok
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    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 27, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    good lord you are a persistent little snot- yet I don’t want to give you the last word. I will agree that you are probably just as smart as you come across in this thread, without hesitation.

    What I find humorous is that your main thrust of argument about me being the thought police is over a post where I’m chiding you for being boring (‘fags’ and ‘go suck a dick’ in a gay rights thread? yawn.) – reread the post (you can mouth out the words – nobody’s watching).

    I still think you’re just a sad, sad little troll who is trying to go for shock factor and then turn around and act like your words were taken out of context. Do I think you truly hate gays? maybe not, but you’re still a colossal asshole.
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 27, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    You concede that you’re sort of get that I don’t care if someone is gay but I’m still an asshole/

    Guess why…

    …cause I’ve (with your help) shown you to be a fucking knob with no more intelligence or thoughtful comments than a bag of broken bricks.

    I’d be mad at me if I were you too.

    But I’m not.

    And you’re a fag. Thanks for play ‘get my ass handed to me by Magnus’.

    If it makes you feel any better nobody ever wins this game but me.
55. 

    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 27, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    I might not be a racist, but if I go out and yell the n-word around in public, I’m still an asshole. Especially if it’s at a screening of ‘roots” or something about the black civil rights movement.

    The fact that its an asshole thing to say in the situation regardless of your personal prejudices is not that complex of a concept.
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 27, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    wrong

    see you wouldn’t mind the word faggot if you didn’t associate it with negativity which is what you do in the same breathe you’re preaching tolerance to the tolerant.

    which makes you a retard.

    And you’re too retarded to understand it.

    So shut up already you fucking moron.

    I also noted you have no objection to the word retard which is by its own definition a descriptive in the same right as faggot.

    You’re just too fucking stupid to realize how dumb you’re making yourself look.

    Now same something stupid for me…
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 27, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    oops…typing to fast in 3 windows…

    should have read now say something stupid for me.

    Now you’re REALLY going to be confused lol
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    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 27, 2008 at 5:59 pm

    you really drink your own kool-aid, don’t you? faggot is a slur… just like the word “kyke”. Do you think the problem is that you’re calling them a jew?

    It’s a far-fetched argument. I get what you’re trying to say, I just find it amazingly stupid.

    And once again: I am not the thought police, I don’t care that you’ve picked on retards – they’ll probably give you hell right back on the short bus ride to school.

    Once again, I’ll say it, *plainly*:
    your argument is bullshit.
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    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 27, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    magnus,
    If I stoop to picking on grammar / spelling, we can call this right then in your favor.
    in exchange, don’t get on me for being too lazy to capitalize most of the time.
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    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 27, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    faggot is not a slur.
    you are an idiot.

    my argument is sound and you’re caving under the weight of proven logic. Just like I said you would.
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    southernoracle (UID# 1445) 0  0
    June 27, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    mAgnUS, I normally enjoy your comments. I think you are one of the more intelligent people here.

    But, faggot is a derogatory term. Ann Coulter, Ozzie Guillen, and even Isaiah Washington got in trouble and/or fired for using it. It’s equivalent to using the n-word.

    I am not getting into this argument, but on this particular point, you are incorrect.
62. 

    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 27, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    Like shit I’m caving. You just keep saying I’m stupid for not agreeing with your fuckwit opinion, and think you’re making a point. But if you repeat it enough, you might say it one time after I die in a horrible accident, and you could take getting the last word as an admission of defeat.
63. 

    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 28, 2008 at 4:23 pm

    “I get what you’re trying to say”

    “Like shit I’m caving.”

    My point is you’re an idiot and a hypocrite and in defending that you have again demonstrated you’re an idiot and a hypocrite.

    So cry for me some more lil one.

    @souther oracle

    pop culture PC bullshit is not precedent for deeming my opinion incorrect.

    There was a time when calling someone a communist was bad and faggot was fine.

    Faggot is not a derogatory term unless interpreted as such in a subjective context.

    People are overly sensitive about this shit right now…usually because they think they can sue and profit from being called a big bad word.

    chris hates freedom and loves cock.
64. 

    magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
    June 28, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    also @SouthernOracle

    ty
65. 

    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 28, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    “there was a time when communist was bad and faggot was fine”
    is an admission of it not being the time of NOW.

    Lynching used to be fine, moron.

    Is it such a revelation that the meaning and acceptability of words change over time?

    ooh, we get it: you’re edgy and go against the grain and don’t buy in to the status quo. I, personally, am quite impressed.

    C’mon, beat the dead horse just a BIT more for us, magnus.
66. 

    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 28, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    furthermore, i love how you take my words out of context to reinforce your bullshit point.
    “I get what you’re trying to say” was when you claimed I didn’t understand your brilliant premise. I understand it, I simply. do. not. agree.

    You need to be on fox news.
67. 

    howsyoursister (UID# 3648) 0  0
    June 28, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    I said it before and I’ll say it again. Opinions are like assholes. Everybody’s got one and they ALL stink.
68. 

    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    June 28, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    amen.
69. 

    reboot (UID# 436) 0  0
    June 28, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    

    The thread is so fucking win.
70. 

    the_gtc (UID# 3048) 0  0
    July 3, 2008 at 5:20 am

    And reboot, you get the 69th post – I think you should win a prize, though I couldn’t even bear to read the whole thread without rolling to the bottom.

    Here, I can sum up my whole view on the gay sex/gay marriage shortly without even touching on the moral or theological implications:

    Penises are made for vaginas and vice-versa, or none of us would be here arguing about it.
71. 

    storminator (UID# 2681) 0  0
    July 3, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    

    Gay love is REAL – GOD is imaginary.
72. 

    chris_hates_freedom (UID# 48) 0  0
    July 4, 2008 at 10:56 am

    @THE_GTC

    If this means I can’t have any more oral sex, I’ll be a sad panda.
73. 

    (UID# ) 0  0
    May 15, 2011 at 1:25 am

    How is this sexy?

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Technoviking is not amused with your faggotry

Posted in Images on June 21st, 2008 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   jamestuskgeorge (UID# 2787) 0  0
   June 21, 2008 at 1:04 pm

   This guy I know, he’s on b3ta.com
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   tggeko (UID# 2562) 0  0
   June 21, 2008 at 2:54 pm

   

   When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for TECHNOVIKING!
3. 

   silverflux (UID# 1301) 0  0
   June 21, 2008 at 4:47 pm

   why does TECHNOVIKING wear his pants so high? those are some high damn pants. wait, are those DOCKERS?!
4. 

   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
   June 21, 2008 at 4:54 pm

   Do you have something against Dockers

   Don’t be startin’ shit, I have Technoviking on my side.
5. 

   evil_penguin_17 (UID# 566) 0  0
   June 21, 2008 at 5:59 pm

   Om nom nom nom
6. 

   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   June 21, 2008 at 6:21 pm

   

   The boys must love him.
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   gorillamunch (UID# 3699) 0  0
   June 22, 2008 at 1:07 am

   The dockers are there for the stain protection when he’s beating your skull in with his.
8. 

   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
   June 22, 2008 at 7:13 am

   Also, they have many pockets for him to put your pieces in for eating later.
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   gor (UID# 2620) 0  0
   June 22, 2008 at 8:41 am

   Vikings don’t give a shit what other’s think of their attire, they’ll wear any damn thing they want.

   In fact, I believe this particular viking, of the techno subgroup, will take your clothes if so inclined.

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REAGAN SMASH!

Posted in Images on June 20th, 2008 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   themustardman (UID# 2045) 0  0
   June 20, 2008 at 9:16 am

   reagan PAWNCH!
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   deuce (UID# 933) 0  0
   June 20, 2008 at 4:39 pm

   Reagan smash… the middle class!
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   monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0
   June 20, 2008 at 7:45 pm

   

   loL !! this is better than Falco PUNCH !! from Smash Bro’s
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   mrpsychic (UID# 276) 0  0
   June 20, 2008 at 11:31 pm

   Reagan sleepy…
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   January 17, 2012 at 3:37 am

   Ferdie Marcos did it better. After resting on a matress of YOUR $100 bills at at resort in Hawaii courtesy of YOUR State Dept.

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Yulia Tymoshenko’s Middle Finger

Posted in Images on June 19th, 2008 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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She’s the Prime Minister of Ukraine

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   w0x (UID# 974) 0  0
   June 19, 2008 at 2:13 pm

   Feisty!
2. 

   teezy-weezy (UID# 3727) 0  0
   June 19, 2008 at 2:35 pm

   Definitely!
3. 

   gmscooter (UID# 1472) 0  0
   June 19, 2008 at 2:40 pm

   That woman seems to have balls than most of the men in our White House.
4. 

   billymanic (UID# 778) 0  0
   June 19, 2008 at 2:51 pm

   

   Princess Leia is bad ass.
5. 

   tattoodles (UID# 1482) 0  0
   June 19, 2008 at 3:00 pm

   @gmscooter

   I found something you lost. “more” Where is my reward?
6. 

   ogie (UID# 1083) 0  0
   June 19, 2008 at 3:05 pm

   man i would hit that so hard the whole country would feel it.
7. 

   akircher (UID# 1317) 0  0
   June 19, 2008 at 4:24 pm

   I can dig the traditional Ukrainian hairstyle, but what’s with the zippers? Does that thing run all the way from her neck down her sleeve to the cuff?
8. 

   juiceyfruit (UID# 1624) 0  0
   June 19, 2008 at 5:47 pm

   

   Fucked up hairdos, weird, future-modern clothes, attitude.

   this woman is the prime minister of awesome.
9. 

   lordopie (UID# 111) 0  0
   June 19, 2008 at 7:23 pm

   seriously hawt.
10. 

    crstella19 (UID# 2731) 0  0
    June 19, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    Redhead = WIN
11. 

    storminator (UID# 2681) 0  0
    June 19, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    

    I can only hope that George W. Bush is sitting to her left…
12. 

    excelsior (UID# 1102) 0  0
    June 20, 2008 at 5:35 am

    

    She’s challenging Putin for the “Most attitude” award
13. 

    systemsengineer (UID# 3915) 0  0
    June 20, 2008 at 11:58 am

    She’s my close friend’s cousin. He’d overlook the incest.
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    impaciente (UID# 3830) 0  0
    June 26, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    quite possibly the hawtest head of state i’ve seen
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    sir-rat-2 (UID# 16609) 0  0
    February 4, 2010 at 12:03 am

    

    I love the way she smiles while she’s doing that.

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Reading Comprehension

Posted in Images on June 19th, 2008 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   ohmybob (UID# 464) 0  0
   June 19, 2008 at 1:06 pm

   It looks like Speedy Gonzales.
2. 

   silverflux (UID# 1301) 0  0
   June 19, 2008 at 1:23 pm

   you posted this just for me, didn’t you, tiki?
3. 

   tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
   June 19, 2008 at 2:11 pm

   

   NO NEVER.
4. 

   shanghai_factor (UID# 473) 0  0
   June 19, 2008 at 10:21 pm

   

   You should have to read and pass a test on that or a similar book before you can post comments on YouTube.
5. 

   acid_monkey1 (UID# 2405) 0  0
   June 20, 2008 at 9:53 am

   i dont get it its because is writen comprehension and must be writen comprenhension? or what?

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Oh boy! Gun Thread!

Posted in Images on June 19th, 2008 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   unknown (UID# 1300) 0  0
   June 19, 2008 at 1:29 pm

   I LOL’d a bit – in my pants.
2. 

   nimbo (UID# 2449) 0  1
   June 19, 2008 at 4:26 pm

   I love how when the .500 S&W came out all the advertising was about it was the most powerful handgun in the world.

   Back when the .44 came out, it was BS, the hot load .45 colt was.

   When the .500S&W came out, the .45-70 is.

   This pic needs better gun porn

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my hair is a bird – your argument is invalid

Posted in Images on June 18th, 2008 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   bright-green (UID# 3009) 0  0
   June 18, 2008 at 1:06 pm

   Repost but with added text.

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   suicydking (UID# 2291) 0  0
   June 18, 2008 at 4:06 pm

   

   The hair is for fending off the bees!

   THE BEES! THE BEES! OH, GAWD THE BEES!
   
3. 

   monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0
   June 18, 2008 at 4:19 pm

   

   lol …awesome!

   www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOpsbAUEe90&feature=related

   Bear Vs. Bee People… Ownage in slow motion ^^
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   pants (UID# 2794) 0  0
   June 19, 2008 at 1:09 am

   

   BWAHAHAHA, HA.

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I’d Tap That Ass

Posted in Images on June 18th, 2008 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  0
   June 18, 2008 at 9:39 am

   100%
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   andre666 (UID# 3479) 0  0
   June 18, 2008 at 11:50 am

   pokey-donkey action

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Best Fortune Evar!

Posted in Images on June 13th, 2008 by drdrewusaf | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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“ASK YOUR MOM” – Panda Express fortune cookie

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   ohmybob (UID# 464) 0  0
   June 13, 2008 at 8:59 pm

   Brilliance.
2. 

   nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0
   June 13, 2008 at 9:05 pm

   

   heheh
3. 

   wizardoffahz (UID# 2771) 0  0
   June 13, 2008 at 9:26 pm

   my friend got one today from panda express that said “you should look into improving your exercise habits”
   …lol panda jerks
4. 

   shakemaster (UID# 3616) 0  0
   June 13, 2008 at 10:54 pm

   my moms dead…
5. 

   imandynan0 (UID# 1124) 0  0
   June 14, 2008 at 1:54 am

   i got one that said “look out behind you” from this non-chain Chinese place near my house.
6. 

   howie-feltersnatch (UID# 262) 0  0
   June 15, 2008 at 7:22 am

   Ask your mom…in bed!
7. 

   camaris (UID# 3541) 0  0
   June 15, 2008 at 8:48 pm

   OMG it never ends, drew, I hate you lol

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I’d hit it so hard, whoever pulls me outta that would be crowned the next king of england

Posted in Images on June 11th, 2008 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   machetejak (UID# 2359) 1  0
   June 11, 2008 at 5:32 pm

   This is the best saying ever. I’m gonna drive my friends nuts with this one.
2. 

   reboot (UID# 436) 0  0
   June 11, 2008 at 5:37 pm

   

   This one is less wordy, brevity is the soul of wit:
   www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/11/08/id-hit-it-so-hard-it-would-take-the-future-king-of-england-to-pull-me-out/
3. 

   deuce (UID# 933) 0  0
   June 11, 2008 at 6:06 pm

   That castle looks suspiciously like Schloss Neuschwanstein, which is in a very mountainous region of southern Bavaria, not the plains of Britain. Also, I can see the pixels.
4. 

   howie-feltersnatch (UID# 262) 0  0
   June 11, 2008 at 6:24 pm

   I agree with Deuce. I can tell from having seen a lot of castles and also from some of the pixels. But I couldn’t spell Neusschwainensteinenweinenvinenpoontang to save my ass.
5. 

   teezy-weezy (UID# 3727) 0  0
   June 11, 2008 at 6:33 pm

   Neuschwanstein, easy
6. 

   hvymetal86 (UID# 2348) 1  0
   June 12, 2008 at 12:14 am

   ^^^^ you probably used copy and paste… cheater!
7. 

   deuce (UID# 933) 0  0
   June 12, 2008 at 12:14 pm

   Long-ass German words are less intimidating when you realize they’re just made up of smaller words mashed together…. “Neuschwanstein” is “New swan stone”.
8. 

   (UID# ) 0  0
   January 28, 2012 at 9:54 pm

   German compound words are madding. When trying to translate German from a printed page and using a Handwortenbuch (dictionary) you can never find the word. For example: a company that operates a river steamboat line is a “Flossdampfbootaktiengesellschaft.” A woman who would rather bugger than eat when she’s hungry (and we all love those darlin’s) is a: “Gerschlechtsverkehrfrau.”

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Respeck Knucks

Posted in Images on June 10th, 2008 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   neflhim (UID# 3236) 0  0
   June 10, 2008 at 5:21 pm

   Sigh, I remember the days when married couples celebrated with a hug, not like two guys in a locker room.
2. 

   flyingmantisshrimp (UID# 1114) 0  0
   June 10, 2008 at 5:24 pm

   

   @Nelfhim

   Um….what? Is it really so bad that he and his wife had a playful “fist pound?” I guess you’d prefer some more Al on Tipper action with full fledged, public tongue wrestling?
3. 

   reboot (UID# 436) 0  0
   June 10, 2008 at 5:44 pm

   

   pull the stick out of your ass, neflhim.
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   rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
   June 10, 2008 at 6:03 pm

   

   @Neflhim:

   Did you notice they’re black. Black people do stuff like this. Those crazy coloreds!
5. 

   trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  0
   June 10, 2008 at 6:07 pm

   @neplhim
   what difference does it make?
6. 

   flux (UID# 3659) 0  0
   June 10, 2008 at 6:26 pm

   It’s a freakin’ knuckle-bump! A knuckle-bump! Your grandma and grandpa do the knuckle bump when one gets a strike at the bowling alley for Christ sake!

   Anyway…awesome.
7. 

   nimbo (UID# 2449) 0  0
   June 10, 2008 at 6:42 pm

   awsome?
   Well there is that whole obama is a terrible candidate.

   Mind this year they all are terribad.

   Zombie Truman for president!!!
8. 

   thelotuseater725 (UID# 1616) 0  0
   June 10, 2008 at 6:43 pm

   

   @Neflhim.

   I bet it was you who stole from mr Mcgregors garden!
9. 

   wizardoffahz (UID# 2771) 0  0
   June 10, 2008 at 6:48 pm

   the perfect weapon for liberals because he’s black…tho a fist bump is a bit much i agree…black people already know he’s black so they’ll vote for him regardless…a shame
10. 

    trikyodz (UID# 1103) 0  0
    June 10, 2008 at 6:54 pm

    i like ike
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    corran (UID# 3614) 0  0
    June 10, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    It’s a TERRORIST FIST JAB!!!
12. 

    diabeetus (UID# 1628) 0  0
    June 10, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    Sigh, I remember the days when married couples celebrated with a hug, not like two guys in a locker room.

    You sir, have won one awesome internetz.
13. 

    sneaky-snake (UID# 702) 0  0
    June 10, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    “With a hug…”

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ah9IA87DRA

    You just lost.
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    flyingmantisshrimp (UID# 1114) 0  0
    June 10, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    

    Ahahaha.

    You just got endorsed by diabeetus. That alone proves the magnitude of your asshattitude.
15. 

    reboot (UID# 436) 0  0
    June 10, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    

    Just watched the video that Sneaky Snake linked.
    How come nobody is mentioning the ASS SLAP right after the fist pound??
16. 

    flyingmantisshrimp (UID# 1114) 0  0
    June 10, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    

    Because the rump rap, sir, is a well respected, deep rooted American tradition.
17. 

    corran (UID# 3614) 0  0
    June 10, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    I watched the video a few times to see if there really was an ass slap and I dont think that’s what he did. It looks more like he touches her elbow as sh moves past him. It’s just the angle that makes it look like an ass slap.
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    korben88 (UID# 1526) 0  0
    June 10, 2008 at 9:34 pm

    WONDER TWIN POWERS… ACTIVATE!!
19. 

    natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
    June 10, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    

    fail election is fail
20. 

    finn (UID# 3821) 0  0
    June 10, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    For whats its worth, I was sitting stage right, club level, and that was a pat on the high ass. Well below the waist level belt, but not smack on the bottom.

    Sexiest First Couple?
21. 

    pjh3000 (UID# 380) 0  0
    June 11, 2008 at 10:22 pm

    

    I haven’t seen McCain’s wife yet. Is she a fossil or a troll?
22. 

    st_judas (UID# 818) 0  0
    June 12, 2008 at 8:42 am

    She’s both. Actually, she looks like a zombie who was hot before she got infected by the T-virus…
23. 

    sneaky-snake (UID# 702) 0  0
    June 12, 2008 at 10:06 am

    She looks like she’s consuming McCain’s youth.

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hitman monkey finds no joy in his job

Posted in Images on June 10th, 2008 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   trayshadix (UID# 3416) 0  0
   June 10, 2008 at 3:34 am

   I always liked this one. Lolz aren’t a COMPLETELY lost cause…
2. 

   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   June 10, 2008 at 8:20 am

   

   Don’t cry children, it’ll be over soon.
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   caio (UID# 104) 0  0
   April 23, 2010 at 12:04 pm

   i love you hitman monkey even if nobody else does

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Joseph Longo’s Plasma Converter

Posted in Images on June 8th, 2008 by natedog | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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From here

my favorite excerpts from the article:

How It Works: Startech´s trash converter uses superheated plasma-an electrically conductive mass of charged particles (ions and electrons) generated from ordinary air-to reduce garbage to its molecular components. First the trash is fed into an auger that shreds it into small pieces. Then the mulch is delivered into the plasma chamber, where the superheated plasma converts it into two by-products. One is a syngas composed mostly of hydrogen and carbon monoxide, which is fed into the adjacent Starcell system to be converted into fuel. The other is molten glass that can be sold for use in household tiles or road asphalt.

Called plasma gasification, it works a little like the big bang, only backward (you get nothing from something). Inside a sealed vessel made of stainless steel and filled with a stable gas—either pure nitrogen or, as in this case, ordinary air—a 650-volt current passing between two electrodes rips electrons from the air, converting the gas into plasma. Current flows continuously through this newly formed plasma, creating a field of extremely intense energy very much like lightning.

The radiant energy of the plasma arc is so powerful, it disintegrates trash into its constituent elements by tearing apart molecular bonds. The system is capable of breaking down pretty much anything except nuclear waste, the isotopes of which are indestructible. The only by-products are an obsidian-like glass used as a raw material for numerous applications, including bathroom tiles and high-strength asphalt, and a synthesis gas, or “syngas”—a mixture of primarily hydrogen and carbon monoxide that can be converted into a variety of marketable fuels, including ethanol, natural gas and hydrogen.

Perhaps the most amazing part of the process is that it’s self-sustaining. Just like your toaster, Startech’s Plasma Converter draws its power from the electrical grid to get started. The initial voltage is about equal to the zap from a police stun gun. But once the cycle is under way, the 2,200ËšF syngas is fed into a cooling system, generating steam that drives turbines to produce electricity. About two thirds of the power is siphoned off to run the converter; the rest can be used on-site for heating or electricity, or sold back to the utility grid. “Even a blackout would not stop the operation of the facility,” Longo says.

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   gunface01 (UID# 1252) 0  0
   June 8, 2008 at 3:47 pm

   tldnr;
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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 1  0
   June 8, 2008 at 3:49 pm

   

   What is this supposed to be? And alpha revision of Mr. Fusion?
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   phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
   June 8, 2008 at 3:50 pm

   

   And on top of that we will be generating obsidian waste… I guess at least it’s not radioactive…
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   ronwe (UID# 749) 0  0
   June 8, 2008 at 6:17 pm

   “Called plasma gasification, it works a little like the big bang, only backward (you get nothing from something)”
   Breaking the first law of thermodynamics are we?

   “The only by-products are an obsidian-like glass”
   Oh, wait; guess not.
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   jaypeezy (UID# 1698) 0  0
   June 8, 2008 at 6:41 pm

   

   So what’s the problem in implementing it? Is it cost? Not efficient enough? There has to be some kind of catch or something.
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   tastyzippo (UID# 2090) 0  0
   June 8, 2008 at 6:55 pm

   We’re getting one of these here in Ottawa, Canada! We already have a working demonstration plant. The company, Plasco, should be building the facility for free and then our taxes will pay for it’s operation.
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   exacerbate (UID# 3372) 0  0
   June 8, 2008 at 7:33 pm

   @Gunface
   It’s “tl;dr” not “tldnr;”. You use semicolons only if there’s a sentence on each side. Not at the end of a sentence.
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   unknown (UID# 1300) 0  0
   June 9, 2008 at 12:23 am

   “The initial voltage is about equal to the zap from a police stun gun.”

   Please don’t copy-pasta stupid bullshit. This shit has been dumbed so down that it has become harmful to the unsuspecting reader.
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   natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
   June 9, 2008 at 7:56 am

   

   if your city had one of these, you could pay for your electric bill with your trash.

   and as for the “obsidian-like glass”; did you people not read? it can be “used as a raw material for numerous applications, including bathroom tiles and high-strength asphalt”

   and isn’t that better than destroying the environment?

   clean energy
   self sufficient
   gets rid of waste cleanly & efficiently
   NO MORE LANDFILLS

   A Startech machine that costs roughly $250 million could handle 2,000 tons of waste daily, approximately what a city of a million people amasses in that time span
   gets us off of petroleum
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    jobpursuing (UID# 264) 0  0
    June 9, 2008 at 8:39 am

    perpetual motion?
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    kaz3 (UID# 303) 0  0
    June 9, 2008 at 9:40 am

    …. until it breaks.
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    southernoracle (UID# 1445) 0  0
    June 9, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    This was originally posted yesterday, and it’s already come back as a post from the past? Can’t you set some post age criteria or something so they don’t come back this quickly?
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      (UID# ) 0  0
      June 8, 2012 at 3:17 am

      I’m speechless. This can be a suerpb blog and very attractive too. Nice work! That’s now not actually a lot coming from an newbie publisher like me, however it’s all I may just say after diving into your posts. Nice grammar and vocabulary. Not like other blogs. You actually recognise what you?re talking about too. Such a lot that you made me want to discover more. Your blog has develop into a stepping stone for me, my friend.
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    phyreblade-2 (UID# 1414) 0  0
    June 10, 2008 at 12:45 am

    

    @Natedog
    Last I checked, obsidian/glass was not biodegradable. In theory, yes, it could be used for a whole bunch of other stuff, but in practice it is never that simple.

    They don’t talk about how much it might cost to “recycle” the waste. If it costs more to use, transport and/or process it, construction companies may still stick with the cheaper stuff, and we may end up with obsidian landfills instead….

    Yeah, I’ll believe all of this stuff they are feeding us when I see it. But as I said, it is still an infinitely better alternative to radioactive waste, and may actually get us off fossil fuels (though I’m not convinced of that either…)
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    tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
    June 10, 2008 at 9:13 am

    

    well no, it’s not biodegradable, but the real question is how close is it to obsidian is this stuff? Real obsidian has been sitting around since the dawn of time, and is perfectly safe. In fact, it’s apparently a better material for scalpels and edged medical instruments then metal is.
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    natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0
    June 10, 2008 at 10:21 am

    

    it clearly says that the obsidian like material can be used in NUMEROUS applications like HIGH STRENGTH asphalt (which will help even more with our OIL addiction). other textiles and uses can surely be derived from this raw material as well.

    and surely an over abundance of this material is a much easier problem to deal with than a destroyed environment and holy wars.

    this machine puts out more energy than it takes to run it.

    and as for recycling this ‘waste’; it shouldnt be an issue as it will be getting rid of all the bullshit in our dumps.

    also, paying the electric bill with my household trash? EPIC

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No Peeing Sign

Posted in Images on June 7th, 2008 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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or you’ll loose your nuts. your balls will be cut off. WE WILL REMOVE YOUR TESTICLES.

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   shanghai_factor (UID# 473) 0  0
   June 8, 2008 at 3:23 am

   

   Looks to me like it says “No peeing, or we’ll cut some eggs up with scissors!”
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   lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0
   June 8, 2008 at 7:20 am

   Balls are egg shaped.
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   colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
   June 9, 2008 at 5:23 am

   

   Eggs are ball-shaped.

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I like where this thread is going

Posted in Images on June 7th, 2008 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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deliverance. man rape.

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   nyoki (UID# 3444) 1  0
   June 8, 2008 at 1:39 am

   

   He gots a purdy mouth…
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   storminator (UID# 2681) 1  0
   June 8, 2008 at 11:46 am

   

   epic LOL
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   st_judas (UID# 818) 0  0
   June 9, 2008 at 8:36 am

   queue the banjo music

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Kitten Pile

Posted in Images on June 6th, 2008 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   exacerbate (UID# 3372) 0  0
   June 6, 2008 at 10:21 am

   *STOMP*
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   andre666 (UID# 3479) 0  0
   June 6, 2008 at 5:32 pm

   awww
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   monkeylordofdoom14 (UID# 366) 1  0
   June 8, 2008 at 12:21 am

   more appropriatly titled “LOTS OF PUSSY”

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I hate Sandcastles

Posted in Images on June 5th, 2008 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   billymanic (UID# 778) 0  0
   June 5, 2008 at 2:04 pm

   

   The birth of yet another supervillain.
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   asinine (UID# 2430) 0  0
   June 5, 2008 at 3:09 pm

   i lol’d
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   kingofalbanmar (UID# 2928) 0  0
   June 5, 2008 at 3:33 pm

   the next patton oswalt
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   sticky (UID# 463) 0  0
   June 5, 2008 at 5:46 pm

   

   Apparently the sandcastle is also delicious.
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   andre666 (UID# 3479) 0  0
   June 6, 2008 at 5:37 pm

   i love him :’)

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Birth of a super villian

Posted in Images on June 3rd, 2008 by tiki god | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   gor (UID# 2620) 0  0
   June 3, 2008 at 1:03 pm

   Don’t tell me …. huh …. Electra Women and Dyna Girl right!

   Who’s the creepy kid in the back?
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   stpgod (UID# 3403) 0  0
   June 3, 2008 at 1:15 pm

   @gor – I think the creepy guy in the back is the actual super-villain being born…

   Note the anger and frustration on his face as he watches women he can never have. But he’ll make them pay, oh yes, vengeance SHALL be his…
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   gor (UID# 2620) 1  0
   June 3, 2008 at 1:21 pm

   Maybe he’s just a little upset that someone stole his chin.
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   bakudai (UID# 1275) 1  0
   June 3, 2008 at 1:30 pm

   Your chin makes you weak.
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   jamestuskgeorge (UID# 2787) 0  0
   June 3, 2008 at 2:16 pm

   Quality, pure quality
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   hellb0y666 (UID# 3398) 0  0
   June 3, 2008 at 3:08 pm

   he’s already holding a gun…
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   whiskeytango (UID# 187) 0  0
   June 3, 2008 at 3:41 pm

   Well, she’s got the outfit for it, trashy, yet tasteless, but she really needs a bigger rack if she’s going to be a super-villain. Recently, super-villain ranks have been swelling and they’re kind of picky about who they take. If she gets some serious implants, she may have a shot at it. The kid in the back will probably wind up being some superhero’s lackey. He’ll run the computers, or some nerdy thing while the action’s taking place on another continent. Then he’ll later get killed by the chick in the stripper outfit.
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   magnus-buttfoorson (UID# 238) 0  0
   June 3, 2008 at 3:51 pm

   What r u fuckin retarded?

   The GUY is the super-villain.

   Whiskeytango and gor…go to the back of the glass and face the wall.

   I mean he’s even raising only one eye brow. That’s pure villainy.
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   asdf (UID# 816) 0  0
   June 3, 2008 at 4:15 pm

   get back under your bridges you smelly trolls
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    tokenwguy (UID# 2072) 0  0
    June 3, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    This is from the Russian Graduation thread.
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    wicked69 (UID# 3536) 0  0
    June 3, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    nom nom no….hey… they old enough for nomnom?
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    flickerdart (UID# 2110) 0  0
    June 3, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    Haha…his bouquet sort of looks like a silvery laser gun if you squint.

    Also, the red-head calling in the air strike is totally the villain.
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    jamestuskgeorge (UID# 2787) 0  0
    June 3, 2008 at 4:55 pm

    In other news, my daughter won’t be going to prom when she graduates, unless she’s a dyke and goes in a suit.
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    whiskeytango (UID# 187) 0  0
    June 3, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    Magnus: Piffle. If you want villainy, look to Putin. That kid can raise all the eyebrows he wants, but he’s still nothing. A real villain would have a tie or a t-shirt under that jacket. At the very least, the real villain knows you don’t button the shirt all the way up with no tie. Also, where are his sunglasses? Mark my words, he’ll be someone’s nerdy assistant that gets killed by some real villains super-charged bees.
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    cmoorehead (UID# 1013) 0  0
    June 3, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    I’m 100% behind Magnus on this. You’re also right that the kid is still nothing, hence the word “birth”. This was the moment that made him turn. He’ll start out small, killing animals. Then one night he’ll slit his family’s throats as they sleep and dabble in their blood. No you don’t have to be much to be a villain, just some fucked in the head Sociopath who wanks to mutilated bodies…or is that a good Saturday night out…maybe I’m sharing too much with you folks.
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    agirl (UID# 929) 0  0
    June 3, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    What the hell is that girl in the blue wearing? It looks like an ice skating costume.
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    jet (UID# 316) 0  0
    June 3, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    I too totally agree with Magnus… wow never thought that i would say that… but yea… its the little dude.. cmon now… hes holding flowers and he looks dejected… definitely the foundation for super villain….
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    asdf (UID# 816) 0  0
    June 4, 2008 at 12:54 am

    @cmoorehead thats a good saturday night in on 4chan…
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    robustion (UID# 1574) 0  0
    June 4, 2008 at 2:15 am

    I did think it looked all a bit too much russian for liking…
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    gor (UID# 2620) 0  0
    June 4, 2008 at 5:37 am

    That’s because it from a russian language website.

    and yes, dipwads, I know the Chin-less Wonder is the supervillian in the larva stage. Haven’t you guys ever heard of the superheroine duo Electra Woman and (pedo-bear’s wet dream) Dyna Girl?
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    gor (UID# 2620) 0  0
    June 4, 2008 at 6:11 am

    @wicked69,

    Old enough to make a sandwich, old enough for nom nom.
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    cmoorehead (UID# 1013) 0  0
    June 4, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    Grass on the field, the play’s good.

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Kristen & Hayden

Posted in Images on June 2nd, 2008 by bigjames26 | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Which one is hotter?

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   kauvaras (UID# 1988) 1  0
   June 2, 2008 at 8:16 am

   Hayden.
   Definitely Hayden.
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   recondomoe (UID# 3299) 1  0
   June 2, 2008 at 8:28 am

   As Kauraras states: Definitely Hayden.
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   pauld (UID# 1909) 0  0
   June 2, 2008 at 8:55 am

   No way.

   I’m going with Kristen Bell on this one…
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   zipfer (UID# 2732) 0  0
   June 2, 2008 at 9:11 am

   Hayden is <3333333333333333333333333
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   angrymatt (UID# 1937) 0  0
   June 2, 2008 at 9:14 am

   Kristen is. Hayden is flash in the pan hot, you’ll forget about her soon. Kristen now, that’s hotness that lasts.
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   howie-feltersnatch (UID# 262) 0  0
   June 2, 2008 at 9:21 am

   Hayden, because Kristen is cross-eyed.
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   hydrat3d (UID# 3473) 0  0
   June 2, 2008 at 10:42 am

   kristen ALL the way, hayden ‘s gonna get knocked up soon or sumthin….
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   ben1605 (UID# 581) 0  0
   June 2, 2008 at 11:40 am

   Hayden.

   And if she does get knocked up, then bigger boobies ftw.
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   comominimo (UID# 1541) 0  0
   June 2, 2008 at 12:39 pm

   I think Hayden is way hotter, but seeing their two names together makes me think in Hayden Christensen, so it’s a major turnoff!!
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    el_metal (UID# 1014) 0  0
    June 2, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    they are both hotter than one of them.
    www.myconfinedspace.com/2007/12/20/kristen-hayden/
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    bakudai (UID# 1275) 0  0
    June 2, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    Kristen is cuter, Hayden is hotter.
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    marianne_w (UID# 3741) 0  0
    June 2, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    Kristen . . . all the way.
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    bright-green (UID# 3009) 0  0
    June 2, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    mmmm… Red Ds… om nom nom nom
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    dreth (UID# 983) 0  0
    June 2, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    I have a thing for girls that don’t look like complete whores. So I’m going with Kristen, plus the DS is win.
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    tiki-god (UID# 1) 0  0
    June 2, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    

    you think Kristen’s the one that doesn’t look like a whore?

    what kind of topsy turvy world do you live in/
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    rattybad (UID# 461) 0  0
    June 2, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Kristen is pretty all over. Hayden…blah.
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    chupathingy (UID# 1833) 0  0
    June 2, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    Hayden ftw because I met one of her ex-boyfriends and the pictures on his phone will never be forgotten
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    (UID# ) 0  0
    June 3, 2008 at 1:26 am

    Kristen
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    colonel-yum-yum (UID# 2597) 0  0
    June 3, 2008 at 3:46 am

    

    not sure which one is hotter, brb taking temperatures!
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    rsixidor (UID# 950) 0  0
    June 3, 2008 at 6:59 am

    

    Lets take their temperatures rectally!
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    ghostisametroid (UID# 3760) 0  0
    June 3, 2008 at 8:01 pm

    Kristen looks like a boy.

    Hayden is HOT!!!

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Flashlight Collection

Posted in Images on June 1st, 2008 by storminator | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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I know I have more somewhere….

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   (UID# ) 0  0
   June 1, 2008 at 4:05 am

   thors pretty standard but a cheapie.
   the mags are also pretty throw away, the top one could be something cool, a mag85 or the like, the smaller ones could have 1watt dropins or the like
   the antique flashlight in the third row in cool too

   if you want to see plenty that will trump this check out candlepowerforums… even my flashlight collection is larger than this and I’m considered a rookie by their standards.

   check out surefire for some awesome looking lights
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   acid_monkey1 (UID# 2405) 0  0
   June 2, 2008 at 10:16 am

   the left one under the blue one looks like a dildo. anyway is a nice colection more like a safe collections . it can have its own theme, like: when youre out of light you can call odbm. odbm flashlights can help you out. taran taran.
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   storminator (UID# 2681) 0  0
   March 1, 2011 at 4:56 pm

   

   WHOA- I’m having a FLASHBACK…

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