Camiam321 — June 24, 2008 @ 6:41 am

Hooray for Sulu!

token2k6 — June 24, 2008 @ 7:02 am

I really think this guy has lost all of his mental capabilities or is on some serious drugs. everytime i hear him on an interview it sounds like he is completely out of his mind and doesn’t know where he is or whats going on…homosexuality is an illness people, not a pre-supposed disposition.

daviest11 — June 24, 2008 @ 7:24 am

*shakes head slowly* Cretin.

Go Sulu! I love this guy. Did anyone else think he was the best of the bunch in that Fururama episode… “What makes you think I know Kar-ra-te?”

conman56 — June 24, 2008 @ 7:32 am

So just because a homosexual person acts like he is mentally ill means homosexuality is an illness? You sir, fail. It is people like you that blow up abortion clinics and think fossils were planted by the devil to trick us in to thinking the world isn’t 4000 years old. Homosexually can be a genetic predisposition. It doesn’t mean thats always the case, but can be.

dhg4983 — June 24, 2008 @ 8:02 am

@conman56

trust me token isnt the type to blowup abortion clinics, in college he basically single handly kept the local one in buisness.

Camiam321 — June 24, 2008 @ 8:11 am

@dhg4983

bwaaaaaahahahahahah

GorillaMunch — June 24, 2008 @ 8:22 am

OH MY!

RSIxidor — June 24, 2008 @ 8:22 am

@conman56, re: fossils:

I heard Jews did it in 1924.

colonel-yum-yum — June 24, 2008 @ 9:02 am

@dhg4983

I don’t even know him but still……..

LAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWLLL!!

token2k6 — June 24, 2008 @ 9:20 am

man, i don’t know about single handedly DHG, but all i can say is thank god they eventually opened a clinic in the town i went to college, b/c the nearest one was 100 miles away…and thats a long time to be in a car with a chick convincing her she is doing the right thing…

but seriously people, being gay, having abortions, they key theme here is it is all by choice…

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 24, 2008 @ 9:23 am

Who is this Justice person and finally what?

GRAMMAR GOD DAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POLICE

Learn to use a fucking comma. It’s some tool you can pull out of your asshole to imply a pause for effect.

Set phasers on AIDS!

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 24, 2008 @ 9:26 am

It’s NOT some tool!

Ah! Foiled by my own buffoonery. Now the comma usage will never end.

Sulu is gay was always punctuated with a ‘?’

There’s now bravery in him getting married cause nobody gave a shit. It was like “Sulu is gay? Well that’s…something.”

Don’t imply you fought the good fight when you had indifference on your side you slippery Chineeeeese man.

youoxymoron — June 24, 2008 @ 9:41 am

i must have missed the convention when Sulu came out, but man now that i look at it, it really doesn’t surprise me! That is the smile of a gay, gay man, people. We can only hope that they produce beautiful, half-chinese-half-serial-killer gay babies (the other guy creeps me out)

diabeetus — June 24, 2008 @ 10:35 am

Next extremist Democrats will try to push for humans to marry animals, children, and multiple people (polygamy). Only then, we can achieve their version of “justice.”

ttudrew98 — June 24, 2008 @ 10:50 am

I’m not gay or anything but I would totally give Sulu the old “Texas ChilliDog”

asdf — June 24, 2008 @ 11:10 am

diabeetus is falling down the slippery slope of marriage

genpyris — June 24, 2008 @ 11:33 am

@token2k6: Dude, George Takei is 71 years old. At that age, he’s allowed (and expected) to be a bit batty in the head. I don’t think where he slips his pickle really factors into him being “completely out of his mind”.

deuce — June 24, 2008 @ 11:58 am

George Takei may act batty, but he’s not… I saw him about a month ago at a private event and he gave a very eloquent 30 minute speech entirely without cards or notes about being interned in a prison camp with his family in Arkansas during WWII. He was very lucid and a great speaker.

And as for diabeetus spouting the Santorum line about gay marriage leading to “man on dog” stuff… it’s a stupid argument entirely without basis. The one element missing from all those other forms of “marriage” you say are on the Democrats’ agenda is CONSENT. Animals and children are incapable of consenting to marriage… and as for polygamy, one could argue either way, but I honestly don’t give a shit about it.

And magnus, there’s nothing wrong with the use of a comma in that sentence. It may differ stylistically from what you would do, but it’s not an incorrect usage. Calm the fuck down.

ManTheHarpoons — June 24, 2008 @ 12:18 pm

Justice my ass, go home fags

rattybad — June 24, 2008 @ 12:29 pm

A comma isn’t actually used for a pause, but to separate elements in a sentence, which often come off as pauses. In “Justice, finally” there is an implied subject of “This” and an implied linking verb, “is,” making “justice” a predicate nominative, so “finally” can be offset from the independent clause in-line with traditional comma rules.

Also? Magnus knows one itty-bitty thing: commas sound like pauses. He’s said it often enough, in plenty of other posts, and I schooled him once last year, but eating his own shit for so long has had an effect on his memory.

Now watch me ignore his follow-up comments about dogfucking or goatfucking or whatever he’s into these days, and watch me ignore his refutation that I don’t have 13-1/2 years and three degrees in English studies and 10 in teaching. Watch me ignore his repudiations that he lives in his grandma’s attic and whacks off to the labels on Gerber’s baby food bottles.

chris_hates_freedom — June 24, 2008 @ 4:29 pm

all of you who are so against gay marriage will be judged by history in the same light as the segregationists during the civil rights era. You are on the wrong side, just as they were then - and, like you, they had the bible to point to, arguments about going against the natural order of nature to throw around, and all sorts of slippery slope arguments.

Also: go shit in your hat.

Why do you even care about what gay people do? Now I’ll tell you what goes against nature: being against less competition for the resources you need. If you, jane, tom and harry were trapped on a deserted island, you’d pray to god that tom and harry liked the sausage.

deuce — June 24, 2008 @ 5:25 pm

A sighting of the rare double-pwn…

outofocus — June 24, 2008 @ 5:56 pm

“homosexuality is an illness people, not a pre-supposed disposition”

ORLY!?

Anyway…

My mom is marrying her partner in July. Go mom!

chris_hates_freedom — June 24, 2008 @ 7:10 pm

republicans hate gay rights…
al qaeda hates gay rights too!

republicans are against a woman’s right to choose….
hey! thats al qaeda too!

republicans want to have religious elements taught in school as science…
guess who else does?

chris_hates_freedom — June 24, 2008 @ 7:11 pm

sorry. by republicans, I meant the far right fundies. you’re not ALL like that.

TrayShadix — June 24, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

{laughs} “Humans can’t marry other humans if they have the same naughty parts because then they’ll want to marry animals!”

FAIL.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 24, 2008 @ 9:00 pm

rattybad
You seem to remember me pretty well but I don’t remember you. I don’t think that’s a result of anything other than you being useless and utterly forgettable. I bet your parents have to write down when your birthday is or they’ll let it go by like any other day.

I don’t remember being “schooled” and I have a feeling that statement is as bullshit as your pedestrian attempt at making up a new definition of ‘comma’ and its usage. The “sentence” is in fact by definition not one. It’s a fragmented statement and you’re a tool.

You’re an idiot.

Ignore me and everyone else. It won’t change that fact that you’re a loser and you couldn’t come up with anything even close to funny in that whole little speech you concocted.

You even went on to insinuate that I make nonsensical, expletive comments exclusively and then you provided examples that are no where near anything I’ve ever typed.

I’d tell you to go suck a dick but I expect you already are.

Now close your eyes and go back to ignoring reality. I would too if I were you.

chris_hates_freedom — June 24, 2008 @ 9:37 pm

wow. gay debate & grammatical bickering in the same place. Throw in some rick astley lyrics and this would be the nexus of all the primal forces of interweb communication.

I love how the best insults you guys can come up with in a gay marriage debate is “fags” and “go suck a dick”. way to go there. I bet you masturbate in front of a mirror. I bet you think its okay to sodomize a dead baby sheep, so long as its of the opposite sex.

I bet you cried like a little baby when you discovered pro wrestling was fake. Did you want to thank them for all they have done to their bodies? Is it still real to you, dammit?

Nemo Intermundorum — June 24, 2008 @ 9:43 pm

@chris_hates_freedom

Pshh… if you want to see some real points on the gay marriage debate, check out this thread.

nyoki — June 24, 2008 @ 9:47 pm

“homosexuality is an illness people, not a pre-supposed disposition.”

What does that mean exactly?

chris_hates_freedom — June 24, 2008 @ 9:52 pm

@nemo:
well played, sir.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 24, 2008 @ 10:04 pm

chris hates freedom but loves to fail

That masturbates in front of a mirror line is mine. And I’ve used it on this site.

Dead baby sheep? Awww…you resorted to obscurity for humour. Like a 10 year old dealing with divorce.

I could care less who gays off. But you sir are a faggot.

chris_hates_freedom — June 24, 2008 @ 10:29 pm

i’m pretty sure a show of hands at this point would have you as the loser in this dog and pony show.

wow, you’ve used mirror-masturbating in a sentence before… better hurry and register the trademark. I’m sure you were the very first person EVER to utter that phrase, and all following you are mere copycats.

Call me a ‘faggot’ if you want; it might or might not be true - but either way, it’s not something to be ashamed of. To call you a faggot would be insulting to gays, and would also falsely imply that another human being wants to fuck you.

For what its worth, I’m not mad at you - I’m mad at your mother for not smothering you in your crib.

The funny thing to me is that you think you’re being witty and making all sorts of good points, but most of us are just shaking our heads at you, you bigoted prick of a troll. Go get your “god hates fags” signs and head for the next gay funeral.

Lord_Gorlock — June 25, 2008 @ 12:53 am

Wow. I had almost forgotten that MCS was just like the rest of the Internet. Thankfully this string of petty bickering and ad hominem attacks has brought me back to reality. God bless you, Internets.

Also, huzzah for George!

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 25, 2008 @ 2:23 pm

chris hates freedom and misses the point

I called you a faggot in the same post where I said I don’t care about sexual preference. I’m implying that the wording is exclusive of the meaning appropriated by little half wit turds like yourself.

Little half wit turds who like to think they’re a part of a group and speak on this phantom groups behalf hoping for validation from anyone.

For what it’s worth I couldn’t be bothered to be mad at you because you don’t have what it takes to make me mad. You’re just not smart enough.

You’re a typical squawking suburban dipshit who knows more about comic books than reality and you think you’re really smart until reality proves otherwise to you (which is inevitable).

I don’t care if someone’s a butthomo. Makes no difference because I’ve grown up in a city of 5+ million people and I’ve seen faggers all my life.

Your approach of preaching tolerance is fucking stupid because you’re preaching. You’re assuming a position of intellectual superiority which you can’t back because a persons view on this kind of thing is exclusive of intelligence.

You do more harm than good and in telling you that I know I will find I might as well be talking to a baboon. You’re too stupid to listen yourself but you think everyone should listen to you.

Sit your fat ass back down little boy and realize you’ve been fucked like a fag on fag day.

Now tell me if you still think you know what “the funny thing is” you fucking cunt.

imandynan0 — June 25, 2008 @ 5:13 pm

So… let me make sure I’ve got everything straight, Magnus. You’ve grown up in a city of 5+ million people and are totally used to seeing gays, but you still call them “faggers” and “butthomos”. You say that the meaning of “faggot”, as Chris interprets it, is the one used exclusively by “half wit turds like yourself” (which, by the way, should technically be half-wit). I’m assuming that when you said faggot you were calling him a twig or cigarette, but considering your use of the “word” “fagger” and your statement “fucked like a fag on fag day”, I’m going to say you’re a half-wit little turd, not Chris.

Oh yeah, go George! Legal marriage is a human right!

chris_hates_freedom — June 25, 2008 @ 8:01 pm

you’re absolutely right magnus. there was a sublime wisdom in “set phasers to AIDS” that I simply didn’t see before.

Preaching tolerance? That implies I expect you to change your mind due to my viewpoint. I really don’t think that will happen - I’m just calling you out for being an asshole.

Another point that I must admit you were right on: your view of just about ANYTHING is exclusive of intelligence.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 25, 2008 @ 9:41 pm

*yawn*

To imandyano:

I call someone a fag as an insult because of the negative appropriation they have with the word. I’m calling chris a fag and despite his enlightened mind he is still angered by it. So how tolerant is he really? He’s not. He’s a tool. A very typical tool.

and to my love chris:
you’re preaching with the intent of either a)changing minds or b)letting everyone else know your opinion because you think its right and they’re wrong.

Both makes you a fag. A balls sucking fag. Don’t like being called a ball sucking fag? That’s because all your tolerance bullshit is just that: bullshit.

I also do not actually think you are a vagina but I call you a cunt anyway.

chris_hates_freedom — June 25, 2008 @ 9:52 pm

so, does your logic mean that if you start throwing around the n-word, whomever takes offense would be the ones with problems, and not you?

and yes: (b) is the correct answer - I believe that I am in the right on this issue, and those of you who are against gay marriage are in the wrong. You have the right to be in the wrong, and I have the right to call you on it. It’s one of those non-grey area issues, like the fact that intelligent design shouldn’t be taught as science. There’s no real debate or compromise to be had.

so, using your criteria, you either:
a) believe YOU’RE right and I’m wrong, which puts you in the same boat as me, or

b) don’t believe what you’re saying which makes you a troll.

I also don’t think you have a penis but I call you a prick anyway.

at some point, this stopped being angry and started being fun.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 25, 2008 @ 10:30 pm

It was always fun for me.

Gay marriage is legal in Canada where I am and has been for quite some time. I could care less. I just think you are hypocritical for thinking gay marriage is okay but still getting genuinely upset when someone throws out the word faggert. Understand?

The n word is different but still just as useful. Nigger was never a descriptive of a choice and is slang derived from a misconception that black people are cheap and poor. Hence the word niggerly meaning cheap.

You see your problem is you probably live in buttfuck Idaho where your opinion is against the grain and that makes you high and mighty. But in the big bad world your opinion is not any different than the majority (in first world civilized cities). I don’t know a damned person who is against gay marriage or who doesn’t believe in the validity of evolution.

So playing martyr when nobody disagrees makes you a fag in the sense that I think you’re a loser and calling you a fag upsets you (because of the previously cited hypocrisy) so I call you a fag. I know you’re not gay. If you were I wouldn’t care. Oh and per the AIDS comment: the unfortunate reality is AIDS is a huge problem for the gay community. Infinitely more so than for straight people. Denying that and lying about it helps no one. But when someone like me says it some uninformed loser like you jumps to attention to play brainwashed freedom fighter.

I could call you the troll for being a loser but I doubt you’d get your little brain around it. I mean don’t chum the waters with your stupidity and then wonder why you got bit.

chris_hates_freedom — June 25, 2008 @ 10:46 pm

your problem is that you are trying to inject the macrocosm of the world into the microcosm of this forum. You have to give a whole hell of a lot of backstory to illustrate your point. My point is that after a huge gain for the american gay community, you (and others) have nothing but hateful shit to say. The fact that canada is more open-minded on this issue doesn’t make the fact that you say bigoted shit ok, just like the fact that bush is an assclown shouldn’t be held against me when I travel abroad.

“fag” is a slur, just like the n-word. Its not the fact that you call someone gay thats offensive, its the word. I am far from being captain P.C., and if this point is obvious to me, then you are just trying to debate for the sake of debating.

bottom line, you took a cheap shot in your original comments, got called on being a bigot (or at best tasteless), and are now trying to paint yourself as the cosmopolitan one.

I bet freedom is slavery, too.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 26, 2008 @ 10:54 am

“if this point is obvious to me then you are just trying to debate for the sake of debating”

reread that, son.

You make zero sense.

You’re an idiot.

You should have shut up a long time ago because now all you’re doing is reaffirming my point that you’re too stupid to be arguing with me.

now quit trying to sound like you’re not retarded and go back to you homework.

chris_hates_freedom — June 26, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

give it up, captain fail. you were an ass and got called on it. Move along. you can call me an idiot all you want, but that doesn’t make you the smart one. Once again, you are a bigoted little troll who is trying to weasel out of looking like one. I’m not too stupid to argue with you- I’m stupid for bothering to dignify your drivel with a response.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 26, 2008 @ 3:34 pm

No you little fukwit you are too stupid to even realize I fucked you like Sulu in a steam room.

What part of me not giving a fuck about sexual preference keeps getting past you?

You’re so desperate to be seen as some proactive forward thinking assfag cumsucker that you can’t see that nobody fucking cares. Nobody gives a shit. Seriously. You’re not going against the grain. Your not upsetting the powers that be. You’re a tiny little bitch of a fool and you have no argument. You’re a fucking loser, kiddo.

Tell me how I’m bigoted? Indifference is not bigotry. Understand? No? They don’t teach the meaning of words to you high school wads of ass? No?

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Nobody cares about your stupid little bullshit fucking opinion. Nobody.

You’re stupid for trying to make a point nobody cares about…over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over…

You think I’d need to weasel out of sweet fuck all? Are you new here?

Here: nigger AIDS fag queer chink spic homo dyke paki retard sand-nigger pisshead binder cocksucking jew kyke.

Enjoy, you fucking douche.

How’s that shit feel all over your face anyway?

chris_hates_freedom — June 26, 2008 @ 8:43 pm

trolly troll is trollful.
did I mention troll?

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 26, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

ha

wow…you’re really embracing the whole fucking idiot thing huh?

chris_hates_freedom — June 26, 2008 @ 8:58 pm

well in the presence of such a mental giant (after all, you said you’re smarter, which pretty much settles all debate), what else is there to do?
I tire of you, assclown. But I will continue to tit your tat on account of fuck you.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 26, 2008 @ 9:58 pm

I don’t even know what to make of this?

Are you trying to lower the bar past loser?

You’re succeeding you twat.

Man…someone needs to smack some sense into you for your own sake. Meh once you leave your little burb someone undoubtedly will. lol

chris_hates_freedom — June 26, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

you’re right. since I dared tangle with the mighty magnus, I surely must be from some country shithole and have no knowledge of the real world. Tell me more about how much you know and how worldly you are.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 27, 2008 @ 10:13 am

*insert Oscar Wilde quote about sarcasm being the substitute of wit for the witless*

Oscar Wilde? But he was a fag!?!?!

and chris has no idea who he was anyway lol

What a fucking knob! Keep it up shitstain. You’re doing a fantastic job of making yourself look fucking stupid.

chris_hates_freedom — June 27, 2008 @ 2:17 pm

dude, you’re a tool with an unrealistically inflated opinion of your own intelligence. wake the fuck up.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 27, 2008 @ 3:25 pm

sure I am.

Except I’ve displayed in excess that I am in fact as smart as I appear to be.

Just as you are as big a fucking faggot, retard as you appear to be.

I’m wide awake, Mary. But you might want to go back to bed. Sounds like reality kicking you in the nuts is taking its toll.

lol

hey I thought you were having fun? No? Just me?

ok

chris_hates_freedom — June 27, 2008 @ 3:55 pm

good lord you are a persistent little snot- yet I don’t want to give you the last word. I will agree that you are probably just as smart as you come across in this thread, without hesitation.

What I find humorous is that your main thrust of argument about me being the thought police is over a post where I’m chiding you for being boring (’fags’ and ‘go suck a dick’ in a gay rights thread? yawn.) - reread the post (you can mouth out the words - nobody’s watching).

I still think you’re just a sad, sad little troll who is trying to go for shock factor and then turn around and act like your words were taken out of context. Do I think you truly hate gays? maybe not, but you’re still a colossal asshole.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 27, 2008 @ 5:32 pm

You concede that you’re sort of get that I don’t care if someone is gay but I’m still an asshole/

Guess why…

…cause I’ve (with your help) shown you to be a fucking knob with no more intelligence or thoughtful comments than a bag of broken bricks.

I’d be mad at me if I were you too.

But I’m not.

And you’re a fag. Thanks for play ‘get my ass handed to me by Magnus’.

If it makes you feel any better nobody ever wins this game but me.

chris_hates_freedom — June 27, 2008 @ 5:48 pm

I might not be a racist, but if I go out and yell the n-word around in public, I’m still an asshole. Especially if it’s at a screening of ‘roots” or something about the black civil rights movement.

The fact that its an asshole thing to say in the situation regardless of your personal prejudices is not that complex of a concept.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 27, 2008 @ 5:52 pm

wrong

see you wouldn’t mind the word faggot if you didn’t associate it with negativity which is what you do in the same breathe you’re preaching tolerance to the tolerant.

which makes you a retard.

And you’re too retarded to understand it.

So shut up already you fucking moron.

I also noted you have no objection to the word retard which is by its own definition a descriptive in the same right as faggot.

You’re just too fucking stupid to realize how dumb you’re making yourself look.

Now same something stupid for me…

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 27, 2008 @ 5:53 pm

oops…typing to fast in 3 windows…

should have read now say something stupid for me.

Now you’re REALLY going to be confused lol

chris_hates_freedom — June 27, 2008 @ 5:59 pm

you really drink your own kool-aid, don’t you? faggot is a slur… just like the word “kyke”. Do you think the problem is that you’re calling them a jew?

It’s a far-fetched argument. I get what you’re trying to say, I just find it amazingly stupid.

And once again: I am not the thought police, I don’t care that you’ve picked on retards - they’ll probably give you hell right back on the short bus ride to school.

Once again, I’ll say it, *plainly*:
your argument is bullshit.

chris_hates_freedom — June 27, 2008 @ 6:01 pm

magnus,
If I stoop to picking on grammar / spelling, we can call this right then in your favor.
in exchange, don’t get on me for being too lazy to capitalize most of the time.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 27, 2008 @ 7:51 pm

faggot is not a slur.
you are an idiot.

my argument is sound and you’re caving under the weight of proven logic. Just like I said you would.

SouthernOracle — June 27, 2008 @ 8:17 pm

mAgnUS, I normally enjoy your comments. I think you are one of the more intelligent people here.

But, faggot is a derogatory term. Ann Coulter, Ozzie Guillen, and even Isaiah Washington got in trouble and/or fired for using it. It’s equivalent to using the n-word.

I am not getting into this argument, but on this particular point, you are incorrect.

chris_hates_freedom — June 27, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

Like shit I’m caving. You just keep saying I’m stupid for not agreeing with your fuckwit opinion, and think you’re making a point. But if you repeat it enough, you might say it one time after I die in a horrible accident, and you could take getting the last word as an admission of defeat.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 28, 2008 @ 4:23 pm

“I get what you’re trying to say”

“Like shit I’m caving.”

My point is you’re an idiot and a hypocrite and in defending that you have again demonstrated you’re an idiot and a hypocrite.

So cry for me some more lil one.

@souther oracle

pop culture PC bullshit is not precedent for deeming my opinion incorrect.

There was a time when calling someone a communist was bad and faggot was fine.

Faggot is not a derogatory term unless interpreted as such in a subjective context.

People are overly sensitive about this shit right now…usually because they think they can sue and profit from being called a big bad word.

chris hates freedom and loves cock.

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 28, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

also @SouthernOracle

ty

chris_hates_freedom — June 28, 2008 @ 5:38 pm

“there was a time when communist was bad and faggot was fine”
is an admission of it not being the time of NOW.

Lynching used to be fine, moron.

Is it such a revelation that the meaning and acceptability of words change over time?

ooh, we get it: you’re edgy and go against the grain and don’t buy in to the status quo. I, personally, am quite impressed.

C’mon, beat the dead horse just a BIT more for us, magnus.

chris_hates_freedom — June 28, 2008 @ 5:55 pm

furthermore, i love how you take my words out of context to reinforce your bullshit point.
“I get what you’re trying to say” was when you claimed I didn’t understand your brilliant premise. I understand it, I simply. do. not. agree.

You need to be on fox news.

howsyoursister — June 28, 2008 @ 6:44 pm

I said it before and I’ll say it again. Opinions are like assholes. Everybody’s got one and they ALL stink.

chris_hates_freedom — June 28, 2008 @ 8:00 pm

amen.

reboot — June 28, 2008 @ 8:11 pm

The thread is so fucking win.

THE_GTC — July 3, 2008 @ 5:20 am

And reboot, you get the 69th post - I think you should win a prize, though I couldn’t even bear to read the whole thread without rolling to the bottom.

Here, I can sum up my whole view on the gay sex/gay marriage shortly without even touching on the moral or theological implications:

Penises are made for vaginas and vice-versa, or none of us would be here arguing about it.

storminator — July 3, 2008 @ 5:06 pm

Gay love is REAL - GOD is imaginary.

chris_hates_freedom — July 4, 2008 @ 10:56 am

@THE_GTC

If this means I can’t have any more oral sex, I’ll be a sad panda.

JamesTuskGeorge — June 21, 2008 @ 1:04 pm

This guy I know, he’s on b3ta.com

TGGeko — June 21, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for TECHNOVIKING!

silverflux — June 21, 2008 @ 4:47 pm

why does TECHNOVIKING wear his pants so high? those are some high damn pants. wait, are those DOCKERS?!

LukeV1-5 — June 21, 2008 @ 4:54 pm

Do you have something against Dockers

Don’t be startin’ shit, I have Technoviking on my side.

evil_penguin_17 — June 21, 2008 @ 5:59 pm

Om nom nom nom

nyoki — June 21, 2008 @ 6:21 pm

The boys must love him.

GorillaMunch — June 22, 2008 @ 1:07 am

The dockers are there for the stain protection when he’s beating your skull in with his.

LukeV1-5 — June 22, 2008 @ 7:13 am

Also, they have many pockets for him to put your pieces in for eating later.

gor — June 22, 2008 @ 8:41 am

Vikings don’t give a shit what other’s think of their attire, they’ll wear any damn thing they want.

In fact, I believe this particular viking, of the techno subgroup, will take your clothes if so inclined.

TheMustardMan — June 20, 2008 @ 9:16 am

reagan PAWNCH!

deuce — June 20, 2008 @ 4:39 pm

Reagan smash… the middle class!

MonkeyHitman — June 20, 2008 @ 7:45 pm

loL !! this is better than Falco PUNCH !! from Smash Bro’s

MrPsychic — June 20, 2008 @ 11:31 pm

Reagan sleepy…

RoQ — June 19, 2008 @ 9:08 pm

Reality sucks

nyoki — June 19, 2008 @ 9:13 pm

@RoQ
Which is why I refuse to acknowledge it.

cows246 — June 19, 2008 @ 9:35 pm

i dont get it lol can some one please explain this to me? lmao

Gary Scenario — June 19, 2008 @ 9:39 pm

I’m friends with several lesbian couple. None of them looks anything like the ghetto 13 year olds faking it on the left.

Most fortunately, none of them looks anything like the clean-shaven IT Dept guys on the left, either.

Two are MILF-ey “soccer mom” types and the rest are kinda…uh, Starbuck-ey? Season 1, of course.

Gary Scenario — June 19, 2008 @ 9:42 pm

Couples*

and that 2nd left is a right, of course….

We need an edit option, Tiki. Srsly.

tiki god — June 19, 2008 @ 10:37 pm

I’ve tried it a couple times, and it brings the server to it’s knees.

if fark can get by without an edit ability, then so can mcs

storminator — June 19, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

The reality on the right are the type of man-hating lesbians I have to deal with all the time. They seem to hate me because I would never be attracted to them anyway.

Mind you- I really don’t care who anybody is attracted to, or what they do to get off. To each their own. Of course, if you like SHEEP- you’d better expect some jokes…

MikeBabaguh — June 19, 2008 @ 11:06 pm

So true, although the lesbians I’ve met have at least been friendly towards menfolk.

silverflux — June 19, 2008 @ 11:19 pm

i am not of either variety.

oh noes!!1! i am an anomaly!

Gunface01 — June 19, 2008 @ 11:29 pm

Hay I have the same showar turny thing!!11!

pedantic — June 20, 2008 @ 1:12 am

@Gary Scenario

FFS just proof read BEFORE you hit submit. You’re proof reading anyways or you wouldn’t catch your mistakes! Do you wipe your ass before you poop too?

Xenon2434 — June 20, 2008 @ 1:22 am

@Gunface-

clearly, that means that they did it in your bathroom.

you lucky bastard.

Gary Scenario — June 20, 2008 @ 4:29 pm

Ah, so that’s why they call you Pedantic.

w0x — June 19, 2008 @ 2:13 pm

Feisty!

teezy weezy — June 19, 2008 @ 2:35 pm

Definitely!

gmscooter — June 19, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

That woman seems to have balls than most of the men in our White House.

Billy Manic — June 19, 2008 @ 2:51 pm

Princess Leia is bad ass.

Tattooed-Geek — June 19, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

@gmscooter

I found something you lost. “more” Where is my reward?

ogie — June 19, 2008 @ 3:05 pm

man i would hit that so hard the whole country would feel it.

AKircher — June 19, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

I can dig the traditional Ukrainian hairstyle, but what’s with the zippers? Does that thing run all the way from her neck down her sleeve to the cuff?

juiceyfruit — June 19, 2008 @ 5:47 pm

Fucked up hairdos, weird, future-modern clothes, attitude.

this woman is the prime minister of awesome.

LordOpie — June 19, 2008 @ 7:23 pm

seriously hawt.

pedantic — June 19, 2008 @ 8:53 pm

Redhead = WIN

storminator — June 19, 2008 @ 11:15 pm

I can only hope that George W. Bush is sitting to her left…

Excelsior — June 20, 2008 @ 5:35 am

She’s challenging Putin for the “Most attitude” award

systemsengineer — June 20, 2008 @ 11:58 am

She’s my close friend’s cousin. He’d overlook the incest.

impaciente — June 26, 2008 @ 1:58 pm

quite possibly the hawtest head of state i’ve seen

ohmybob — June 19, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

It looks like Speedy Gonzales.

silverflux — June 19, 2008 @ 1:23 pm

you posted this just for me, didn’t you, tiki?

tiki god — June 19, 2008 @ 2:11 pm

NO NEVER.

Shanghai_Factor — June 19, 2008 @ 10:21 pm

You should have to read and pass a test on that or a similar book before you can post comments on YouTube.

acid_monkey1 — June 20, 2008 @ 9:53 am

i dont get it its because is writen comprehension and must be writen comprenhension? or what?

unknown — June 19, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

I LOL’d a bit - in my pants.

Nimbo — June 19, 2008 @ 4:26 pm

I love how when the .500 S&W came out all the advertising was about it was the most powerful handgun in the world.

Back when the .44 came out, it was BS, the hot load .45 colt was.

When the .500S&W came out, the .45-70 is.

This pic needs better gun porn

bright green — June 18, 2008 @ 1:06 pm

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suicydking — June 18, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

The hair is for fending off the bees!

THE BEES! THE BEES! OH, GAWD THE BEES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mW8mBzmHo

MonkeyHitman — June 18, 2008 @ 4:19 pm

lol …awesome!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related

Bear Vs. Bee People… Ownage in slow motion ^^

Pants — June 19, 2008 @ 1:09 am

BWAHAHAHA, HA.

TrikYodz — June 18, 2008 @ 9:39 am

100%

Andre666 — June 18, 2008 @ 11:50 am

pokey-donkey action

ohmybob — June 13, 2008 @ 8:59 pm

Brilliance.

nyoki — June 13, 2008 @ 9:05 pm

heheh

wizardoffahz — June 13, 2008 @ 9:26 pm

my friend got one today from panda express that said “you should look into improving your exercise habits”
…lol panda jerks

shakemaster — June 13, 2008 @ 10:54 pm

my moms dead…

imandynan0 — June 14, 2008 @ 1:54 am

i got one that said “look out behind you” from this non-chain Chinese place near my house.

Howie Feltersnatch — June 15, 2008 @ 7:22 am

Ask your mom…in bed!

Camaris — June 15, 2008 @ 8:48 pm

OMG it never ends, drew, I hate you lol