I was at Bestbuy over the weekend and I saw this movie on the rack… I came. On her rack.

Comment by Drewlicious — August 21, 2008 @ 9:40 am

One of the worst if not the worst movies I think I’ve ever seen.

Comment by Exacerbate — August 21, 2008 @ 10:03 am

I’ve seen this poster mentioned before by a synchromystic researcher. Teeth resonate Thoth, the Egyptian God Thought and the roses resonate the Rosicrucians, the Rose Cross, a secret society.

Comment by EVIL ILLUMINATI — August 21, 2008 @ 10:18 am

One of the best if not the best movies I think I’ve ever seen.

Comment by pauld — August 21, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

a must see movie

Comment by fnord — August 21, 2008 @ 1:30 pm

It’s worth seeing because you get to see that chicks boobies.

Comment by Drew — August 21, 2008 @ 1:43 pm

What?

Comment by nyokki — August 15, 2008 @ 1:07 pm

These fugly shoes would do great with my clown costume.

Comment by Cocozin — August 15, 2008 @ 1:51 pm

I don’t get it.. What is it about shoes? I like nice kicks as much as the next guy, but wtf.. 1000 bones on some ugly-azz… whatever these are.. ?
No sense.

Comment by mintymadness — August 15, 2008 @ 1:58 pm

Ironic shoes are ironic.

Comment by Ollie — August 15, 2008 @ 2:37 pm

They are promo materials from the BMX movie Rad - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rad_(film)

Comment by Drew — August 15, 2008 @ 2:54 pm

Who in their right mind would actually buy these ugly things? They need to be burned.

Comment by Seth_Dracovitch — August 15, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

Hey, you’re talking the ’80s here, if it couldn’t blind you at thirty feet it wasn’t in fashion.

Comment by Marrock — August 15, 2008 @ 3:15 pm

all the idiots in the thread need to L2bringmeanangel

VANS FTW

Comment by natedog — August 15, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

@mintymadness
The VHS of Rad is selling for $1000, not the shoes. The shoes are going for $40 on ebay.

Comment by one — August 15, 2008 @ 3:45 pm

lol’d @ Marrock

Comment by Max — August 15, 2008 @ 5:07 pm

thank you, natedog… how could original promo material for such an obscure cult hit be selling for cheaper than regular vans? must be reis

Comment by Dyna-Mole — August 15, 2008 @ 5:11 pm

If the person who wears these has a face, I want to punch them in it.

Comment by MrDooves — August 15, 2008 @ 5:32 pm

@Natedog

Is that a reference to “Send me an angel”?

I want to learn as much as I can about the 80’s so I can bitch about the 90’s.

Comment by Dreth — August 15, 2008 @ 7:40 pm

it is ’send’, isnt it?

i havent listened to that song in so long…

i think the last time was when i saw Rad back in like ‘89

but you fuckers get my point

Comment by natedog — August 15, 2008 @ 7:45 pm

That is totally awesome. I bet it’s expensive though.

Comment by one — August 14, 2008 @ 4:06 pm

And 90% sure its repost

Comment by RSIxidor — August 14, 2008 @ 4:25 pm

Heeeey! Mr. Solo! Solo on the rocks!

Comment by dorix — August 14, 2008 @ 4:31 pm

That is freaking awesome. I wish my work would get one of those. They won’t tho, I still use Windows 2000 here.. no joke.

Comment by Drew — August 14, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

do want

Comment by natedog — August 14, 2008 @ 5:02 pm

I don’t know if I’d be able to work while Han Solo stared up at me in horror.

Comment by Billy Manic — August 14, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

definately cant look at porn. dunno if i could get erect with indiana jones on ice starin up at me with puckering lips.

“DOCTA JONES!”

Comment by SKILLERWHALE — August 14, 2008 @ 6:27 pm

He’s alive. And in perfect hibernation.

Comment by flintlocke — August 14, 2008 @ 8:45 pm

nerd

Comment by RoQ — August 10, 2008 @ 10:32 pm

I’m sure no punishment dished out by the courts could match the lifetime of ridicule he has surely endured from his peers before now.

I want his address so I can send him a bill for his lunch money.

Comment by chris_hates_freedom — August 10, 2008 @ 10:39 pm

whatafag

Comment by mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — August 10, 2008 @ 10:42 pm

Lol, priceless. Wonder what was going through his head when he decided to do that.
I also love the spelling of “The Dark Knight.”

Comment by Jagermeister — August 10, 2008 @ 10:43 pm

emo nerd

Comment by hellb0y666 — August 10, 2008 @ 11:18 pm

why so SERIOUS?

Comment by storminator — August 10, 2008 @ 11:30 pm

^ ^ ^

he said as he was bludgeoned by police

Comment by Max — August 10, 2008 @ 11:40 pm

his left ear sticks out way farther than his right one

Comment by natedog — August 11, 2008 @ 12:16 am

Wrong, this guy got MAD props from hes peers lol. That is funny, and something he will brag about till the day he dies.

Comment by Cargen — August 11, 2008 @ 12:53 am

he looks like a child with the mae up on and prepubecent boy without. lose/lose.

Comment by Seth_Dracovitch — August 11, 2008 @ 2:07 am

He should have just shown up, waited a few, grabbed one thing and ran.

Comment by TrayShadix — August 11, 2008 @ 3:42 am

Either it was a bet or he was stoned, either way, props.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — August 11, 2008 @ 10:32 am

“Mad Props” Are we 12?
I’m gonna dress up like the goddamn Batman, and kick his skinny ass.

Comment by MrDooves — August 11, 2008 @ 7:36 pm

BAM! Felony.

Comment by Dyna-Mole — August 12, 2008 @ 3:34 am

Follow up:
“A man accused of trying to steal a large Batman movie poster from a cinema lobby while dressed as the Joker has pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor charge of malicious destruction of property.

Twenty-year-old Spencer Taylor entered the plea Wednesday in St. Joseph County District Court.
A judge ordered him to serve one day in jail, perform 16 hours of community service and pay $685 in fines.

Charges of attempted larceny in a building and using a mask to conceal his identity during the commission of a crime were dismissed as part of Taylor’s plea agreement.”

I guess he couldn’t break out of jail…

Comment by DasMaus — August 14, 2008 @ 2:40 pm

Oh God… Epic win!

Comment by Drewlicious — August 7, 2008 @ 11:29 am

This is so awesome that words cannot even begin to convey it.

Comment by Sticky — August 7, 2008 @ 12:14 pm

Man, long time ago I saw this on flash… man, don’t recall where

Comment by jormanks — August 7, 2008 @ 12:21 pm

I lol’d, tff.

Comment by nyokki — August 7, 2008 @ 12:26 pm

Vader is a badass.

Comment by Mithik — August 7, 2008 @ 12:41 pm

So… who’s his father then?

Comment by one — August 7, 2008 @ 1:48 pm

Jar Jar is daddy, R2-D2 is mommy.

Comment by RSIxidor — August 7, 2008 @ 2:04 pm

Darth sounds like my Dad.

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!

Comment by storminator — August 7, 2008 @ 2:38 pm

tl;dr

Comment by diabeetus — August 7, 2008 @ 3:34 pm

Worth the read.

Comment by bright green — August 7, 2008 @ 4:24 pm

luke is a crying baby…

Comment by hellb0y666 — August 7, 2008 @ 5:16 pm

lol

bright green:

second.

Comment by Max — August 7, 2008 @ 8:13 pm

WIN.

Comment by Phyreblade — August 11, 2008 @ 7:54 pm

All time classic, fun for the whole family!

“No time for the ol’ in-out, love. I’ve just come to read the meter!”

Comment by Mithik — August 7, 2008 @ 8:16 am

come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble!

Comment by Molotov — August 7, 2008 @ 10:28 am

“I’M SINGING IN THE RAIN…”

Comment by storminator — August 7, 2008 @ 12:35 pm

A little of the ultra violence, you know , the old in/out, in/out.

Comment by GorillaMunch — August 7, 2008 @ 12:49 pm

The first time I saw this movie I went with a bunch of movie buffs… the sort who take classes and go “blah blahblah” and use first names of people they will never meet.

I opted to walk 10(ish) miles home after the movie so that I could process it and not listen to them “blah blah” for sixty minutes about the messages in the movie.

Comment by outofocus — August 7, 2008 @ 3:45 pm

Hotter than Mehan Fox? omg can’t decide

Amazing boobs

Comment by RoQ — August 4, 2008 @ 4:17 pm

Way hotter than Megan Fox. Megan Fox is overhyped

Comment by zipfer — August 4, 2008 @ 4:49 pm

Megan Fox sorta looks like she’s made of plastic.

Comment by Exacerbate — August 4, 2008 @ 5:31 pm

True but she has a ridiculously hawt face. I’m one of the few guys for who the face is more important so in my case megan fox wins hands down.

Comment by Breakdancingmonkey — August 4, 2008 @ 5:36 pm

This is how hot she was, what, ten years ago?

Comment by Korinthian — August 4, 2008 @ 5:44 pm

I suddenly believe in god.

Comment by Brushaway — August 4, 2008 @ 5:52 pm

Her face is beautiful
http://www.kellybrook.org.uk/m.....ok_030.php
Her boobs r teh awesome

Comment by RoQ — August 4, 2008 @ 6:28 pm

some low qual photoshopping there.

Comment by abigflea — August 4, 2008 @ 6:28 pm

(low whistle)

daaaaaaamn.

Comment by Max — August 4, 2008 @ 7:12 pm

awesome. no nom nom’s yet

Om nom nom nom

Comment by natedog — August 4, 2008 @ 7:34 pm

her face is more sweet and smooth than meghan fox
Fox looks sharp
Kelly is more girl next door

Comment by TrikYodz — August 4, 2008 @ 8:27 pm

Normally i don’t salivate over the common ” hot chick in sensual pose is wearing a revealing swimsuit/article of clothing” but i make an exception for this one. She is beautiful, so much so that i will probably cry myself to sleep because i will never have something as striking as that.

Comment by thelotuseater725 — August 5, 2008 @ 1:20 am

o i c wut u did ther

Comment by Exacerbate — August 3, 2008 @ 8:07 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....amp;fmt=18

Trailer looks good.

Comment by diabeetus — August 3, 2008 @ 8:35 pm

The guy who this is based on is awesome. He’s done loads of this stuff, like setting up his own sovereign nation.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — August 3, 2008 @ 9:00 pm

I hope it’s a funny comedic movie and not a funny analyze-the-bullshit-psychological-problems-of-a-crybaby-manchild “I’m a serious actor” movie.

I hate that bullshit. Eternal Sunshine was the biggest turd on fucking earth. Carrey needs to learn that serious actors and obnoxious pretentious people living an eternal adolescence are a dime a dozen, but very funny people are rare as anything.

Comment by Caio — August 3, 2008 @ 9:55 pm

ah, but to be the recipient of Pamela Anderson’s sucking on said boat would be amazing

Comment by ironhead4ever — August 3, 2008 @ 11:17 pm

GAYEST MOVIE POSTER EVER

Comment by RoQ — August 4, 2008 @ 12:45 pm

And this dude in the ghey shorts is who exactly?

Comment by Nimbo — July 31, 2008 @ 5:03 pm

Some dickhead who thinks the virgin mary is going to save him

Comment by lolcat — July 31, 2008 @ 5:10 pm

Is that Justin Timberlake?

Whoever he is, his tattoos are lame.

Comment by outofocus — July 31, 2008 @ 5:21 pm

Wait, isn’t that what’s-his-name?

Comment by Gary Scenario — July 31, 2008 @ 5:24 pm

The chinese character tatoos translate to: “I am a retard lolcat winz”

Comment by lolcat — July 31, 2008 @ 5:38 pm

He must be cool, he got 3 stars! Unless that’s on a 1-5 scale, then he’s simply mediocre.

Comment by DasMaus — July 31, 2008 @ 5:57 pm

it IS what’s his name. and if any of you don’t think Justin Timberlake is hard, you never seen his war face.

Comment by Dyna-Mole — July 31, 2008 @ 5:57 pm

I disliked him until I saw “dick in a box”.

Comment by Korinthian — July 31, 2008 @ 6:12 pm

The ONLY reason I like Justin Timberlake at ALL is his appearances on SNL. The dude is actually pretty funny.

Comment by RSIxidor — July 31, 2008 @ 6:43 pm

he’s from the mooseketeers where he brainwashed by MK Ultra, he was made famous to provide programming for the masses

Comment by EVIL ILLUMINATI — July 31, 2008 @ 6:43 pm

EI: The Mousesketeers sounds like scientology for kids.

Comment by Korinthian — July 31, 2008 @ 7:08 pm

The title made me worry I was going to see an erection somewhere.

Comment by Billy Manic — July 31, 2008 @ 7:27 pm

Justin Timberlake from the movie Alpha Dog. Tattoos are fake. As for the movie, it was good the first time. Meh.

Comment by one — July 31, 2008 @ 10:45 pm

Tattoo = wind earth water fire.

Fuck, everyone should be able to identify even one of those. They are 101 material. What a retarded planet.

Comment by Caio — August 1, 2008 @ 1:23 am

I thought he was pretty decent in Black Snake Moan.

Comment by Gary Scenario — August 1, 2008 @ 7:36 am

I’m sure it’s earth wind fire and dicksucker Cuz i see 4.

As for the 3 stars, maybe he’s a general? o.o

Comment by Thrella — August 1, 2008 @ 12:52 pm

his tattoos look like he got them in a video game. GTA FTW!

Comment by Dyna-Mole — August 2, 2008 @ 3:42 am

Did a tree rape a women in this movie or was it Evil Dead I?

Comment by EVIL ILLUMINATI — July 31, 2008 @ 11:11 am

does anyone know that there is an “Evil dead: the musical”?

Comment by infusino92 — July 31, 2008 @ 11:44 am

That was part I with the tree rape. Best franchise ever.

http://ucanttouchash.ytmnd.com/

Comment by suicydking — July 31, 2008 @ 12:36 pm

The greatest of the three films, although I can watch Army of Darkness a lot more.

Comment by Billy Manic — July 31, 2008 @ 7:11 pm

I love the stop-motion shit at the end. Damn that was cool then, and it is cool now.

Comment by Camiam321 — July 31, 2008 @ 7:34 pm

No, this image is from Evil Dead II. Though it was more a Remake than a sequel.
Sam Raimi needs to make something with Bruce Campbell again, and not these cute little cameo’s. Has anyone seen the few films Bruce has directed on his own? “Man with the screaming brain”, or “My name is Bruce”? Pure gold for fans of Bruce or obscure strange hilarity.
Also, Bruce Campbell’s book, “if chins could kill, confessions of a b movie actor.” is brilliant. You can imagine him reading the whole thing aloud in that cheezy ham voice of his.

Comment by MrDooves — August 1, 2008 @ 2:18 pm