Now that’s good internet

Comment by Dyna-Mole — July 15, 2008 @ 5:03 pm

i love these.

plz post moar.

Comment by Xenon2434 — July 15, 2008 @ 5:30 pm

Cock end.

Comment by teezy weezy — July 15, 2008 @ 7:49 pm

That’s pretty fucked up. Not cool. its not nice to point at someone and basically say “ha ha ha Look at that funny guy who is dying. He is shaking . Isn’t that funny .”

Comment by flood123 — July 15, 2008 @ 9:47 pm

Welcome to the internet flood123, nice to see a troll pop his head up and bitch about something.

Comment by MrPsychic — July 15, 2008 @ 10:11 pm

Don’t worry guys.. flood123 just got here.. he hasn’t seen all the other MJF+X posts yet. I like the mini-gun.. priceless.

Comment by Stolid — July 15, 2008 @ 10:33 pm

http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....mbnail.jpg

my favorite. followed by the etch a sketch one.

Comment by Dyna-Mole — July 15, 2008 @ 10:51 pm

I’ve gone back through all the old posts and tagged the old “MJF” posts as “MJF”

Comment by tiki god — July 15, 2008 @ 11:24 pm

@Stolid
Srsly, the minigun one was teh st00pid…

Comment by Phyreblade — July 15, 2008 @ 11:27 pm

Was I just called a troll ? Really? There is a first time for everything I suppose. I guess I am seeing this out of context. I Presonally just saw it as mean spirited. If I am wrong, which it seems I am, I stand corrected. My bad. Sometimes after awhile I just see the worst in human nature. What can I say. It is one of my short comings.

MrPsychic-
Being new to this thing called the internet is very overwelming. Guidance from anyone who can teach me it’s mysterious ways is greatly appritiated. One a serious note I am not tying to Be a buzz kill. Sorry for the misunderstanding if there was one. I am a friendly. Trust me on that.

Comment by flood123 — July 16, 2008 @ 11:27 am

@Flood123:, I guess the point is. That if you get offended… by anything, at all… Ever. Maybe the Internet isn’t your “thing”. But don’t worry, I’m sure there is a quaint local newspaper lying around somewhere.

Comment by MrDooves — July 17, 2008 @ 4:20 pm

rofl @ redbull & roofies

Comment by natedog — June 26, 2008 @ 9:42 pm

Good slogan.

Most excellent.

Comment by ack — June 27, 2008 @ 6:22 am

Good spin.

Needs more drop shadow though. MOAR!!!

Comment by nonera — June 27, 2008 @ 11:55 am

Um.

Well, this isn’t funny anymore.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — May 29, 2008 @ 5:58 am

And kind of a repost If you count this.

Comment by LukeV1-5 — May 29, 2008 @ 6:00 am

Wait for it.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....t_id=23793

Comment by LukeV1-5 — May 29, 2008 @ 6:00 am

I lol’d.

Comment by bigjames26 — May 29, 2008 @ 11:10 am

I see what you did there…

Comment by thecowsays — May 29, 2008 @ 2:35 pm

i lol’d too.
i hated that movie, i hated it hard.

Comment by keytakenwithtongs — May 29, 2008 @ 10:09 pm

The top one is awesome.

Comment by lycrof — March 22, 2008 @ 12:03 am

I don’t get the first one at all.

Comment by Cactus — March 22, 2008 @ 2:32 am

Cactus, they’re squiggle pens. They vibrate while you write.

Comment by Steelfeather — March 22, 2008 @ 2:42 am

What’s the last one?

Comment by lee7 — March 22, 2008 @ 4:24 am

Fragile vials containing the T Virus; the virus from Resident Evil that turns people to zombies. They should be handled with care.

Comment by pedantic — March 22, 2008 @ 4:56 am

How are these funny again?

Comment by jasonp — March 22, 2008 @ 7:53 am

he has parkinsons disease

Comment by T G Geko — March 22, 2008 @ 8:07 am

The first one is the greatest.

Comment by bytehead — March 22, 2008 @ 9:55 am

middle one isn’t very good. Other two are great

Comment by Max — March 22, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

^^^^
ditto

Comment by Phyreblade — March 23, 2008 @ 1:45 am

hahahaaha squiggle wiggle writers

Comment by vutterfly — March 23, 2008 @ 3:15 am

Not really very funny at all.

Comment by benny — March 24, 2008 @ 11:56 pm

Honestly the 2 best ones in here have to be the 2nd and 3rd ones
they seem to make the most sense.

Comment by Ohnoez — March 20, 2008 @ 5:14 pm

I don’t get the first one. Michael J Fox + car = woman driving while on a cell phone?

Comment by Sarcastastic — March 20, 2008 @ 5:23 pm

@ Ohnoez

The first makes absolutely no sense, but how do the others not?
Are you daft? Retarded possibly?

Comment by Tardex — March 20, 2008 @ 5:26 pm

sarcastastic….itz quite simple….. if Mr. Fox was to drive a car he would end up crashing it…. and itz a well known fact that woman are terrible drivers, especially when theyre on the cell phone…so they would too crash….so the two are congruent…ya kno?

Comment by infusino92 — March 20, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

Now there are two great ones missing. One of Mr. Fox+chainsaw=clear cut forest and one of Mr. Fox+handheld video camera=Cloverfield.

Comment by reptilecobra13 — March 20, 2008 @ 5:37 pm

All this vein needs is to turn it into a montage clip with that song that goes “shake it like a polaroid picture, shake it shake it, shake, shake” lololol.

The guy’s got a shitload of dignity, gotta admire him for that.

Comment by Brevity Truta — March 20, 2008 @ 6:04 pm

MJF + car = ASIAN Woman on cellphone. = gurenteed crash.

Comment by Kero — March 20, 2008 @ 6:16 pm

The flashlight one is the best.

Comment by Billy Manic — March 20, 2008 @ 6:23 pm

MJF + pen in his mouth = Brainwave reading for Tom Cruise.

Comment by Brevity Truta — March 20, 2008 @ 6:23 pm

@infusino92
why isn’t there just a picture of a car crash?

Comment by Sarcastastic — March 20, 2008 @ 6:37 pm

See now these make sense. Except the last one. That one reminds me of the totally inexplicable “handgun + MJF = gatling gun” one.

Far be it from me to condone the ridicule of a man on account of an unfortunate physical infirmity, but if you’re gonna do it, at least get the nature of the infirmity straight.

PD causes tremors. Shakes. That’s it. He can not multiply anything, he can not create things out of thin air, he can not turn water into wine and he absolutely can not alter the fabric of space and time…

Ok. I’m done now…

Comment by Phyreblade — March 20, 2008 @ 7:03 pm

@Phyreblad: MJF first shaked the meal, then he baked it.

I got a laugh out of them.

Comment by bytehead — March 20, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

@reptile:
I prefer the one where it’s MJF + axe = chainsaw

Comment by Max — March 20, 2008 @ 8:26 pm

Dude, seriously. I’m all for making fun of everyone equally. But there are just so many celebrities out there that are much more deserving of out barbs.

Tell you what, go make fun of every other celebrity out there first, then you can make all the MJF jokes you want. I mean really, what obnoxious or offensive thing has he ever done?

Please, take it out on me if you have to, but that guy is one of the few nice celebrities still out there.

Comment by AlecDalek — March 20, 2008 @ 8:59 pm

I mean really, what obnoxious or offensive thing has he ever done?

Spin City.

Comment by Kero — March 20, 2008 @ 9:31 pm

I’ve got nothing against Mr. Fox. I love most movies he’s in. Doesn’t mean I can’t find a joke funny.

as for making fun of everyone equally…. no. I have neither the time nor inclination (nor do you) to do that.

Tell you what, when you make a tally of every joke you’ve made, then make enough jokes to make it even, let me know. In the meantime, I’ll be doing as it works out in the moment.

Comment by Max — March 20, 2008 @ 9:32 pm

Phyre I don’t think you understand. Most of these are having a laugh at the meme itself and not the esteemed Mr. Fox. Obviously a flashlight doesn’t turn into the sun. The meme has just gone meta that is all. Pretty soon they’ll be selling it in the mall and we can say ‘I was there when, and then there again when it went meta, but I’ve long since moved onto the next meme’. That’s just how it works: That is why people use internet.

Comment by Caio — March 20, 2008 @ 9:39 pm

pistol + MJF = M60 is still the best.

Comment by knogoodidleft — March 20, 2008 @ 10:50 pm

You’re right, it’s just a joke. And I suppose if people could think of any other celebrity with Parkinson’s, they’d have gone with them. Can we give Britney or Paris some Parkinson’s somehow? Or at least AIDS? That would be cool.

Comment by AlecDalek — March 20, 2008 @ 11:37 pm

Don’t know that in the same situation Britney or Paris would be so meme-worthy.

But yes, it would be both cool and righteous to have the more deserving afflicted with schadenfreude-rich problems, and people like MJF just cruise on into a healthy old age.

Ah well. Shake it, shake it, shake shake.

Comment by Brevity Truta — March 21, 2008 @ 3:06 am

The flashlight one is fucking hilarious and I’ll tell you why. That flashlight is one of the ones you can charge by moving it… and the direction it must be moved in is such that you basically jack-off the flashlight. So him plus THIS flashlight = the sun because…

If you can’t figure that out now ur fucking retarded.

Comment by hvymetal86 — March 21, 2008 @ 3:21 am

@ Sarcastastic
(late reply yes i know)
i didnt realize that the flashlite was one of the ones that when shakin it is powered
and yes the shakenbake one makes some sense
just not as funny as the 2nd and 3rd
Ok?
ok

Comment by Ohnoez — March 21, 2008 @ 5:05 am

oh
woops
i replied to the wrong person
*facepalm*
my bad
i ment Tardex

Comment by Ohnoez — March 21, 2008 @ 5:06 am

AHAHAHAHA!

SHAKE AND BAKE!

CUZ HE HAS ALZEIMERS!

GET IT? I DO! AHA!

Comment by DemolitionsGeek — March 21, 2008 @ 9:28 am

It’s funny. And it makes me feel bad when I laugh at it. This must mean it’s comedic gold.

Comment by Annarchy — March 21, 2008 @ 6:26 pm

Hmm…3/10 for effort. Wasn’t that impressed :-\

Comment by Shanghai_Factor — March 20, 2008 @ 3:17 pm

We get it. MJF has Parkinson’s disease. Can we go back to dissing celebrities that deserve it?

Comment by AlecDalek — March 20, 2008 @ 3:27 pm

I love Michael J Fox but I still thought this was hilarious.

Comment by yoodle — March 20, 2008 @ 3:34 pm

Oh lawd

Comment by Ohnoez — March 20, 2008 @ 5:17 pm

Seconded AlecDalek.

Comment by Sarcastastic — March 20, 2008 @ 6:40 pm

*sigh*

Comment by Phyreblade — March 20, 2008 @ 7:04 pm

lol.

Comment by Max — March 20, 2008 @ 8:27 pm

I don’t get it. Lil help?

Comment by sykotik — December 19, 2007 @ 11:47 pm

Google Parkinson’s.

Comment by schulzbrianr — December 20, 2007 @ 12:01 am

See here we go again with the whole MJF+X=X^100 thing.

@sykotic
Michael J Fox (the dude in the pic) has Parkinsons disease. One of the symptoms of Parkinsons is tremors. (The involuntary trembling of the limbs.) Thus you mix tremors with… random stuff… then it supposedly makes… lots of stuff…

It’s the most stupid play on tremors I have ever seen, but I guess because MJF is popular they keep popping up everywhere…

Comment by Phyreblade — December 20, 2007 @ 12:27 am

MJF+1.21gigawatts=Great Scott!

Comment by schulzbrianr — December 20, 2007 @ 12:29 am

I figured it had something to do with him having Parkinons, I just didn’t (and still don’t) see the correlation.

Ah well, thanks for the help at least, I appreciate the attempt at trying to have it make sense, or at least trying to expose the “punchline,” whatever it is.

Comment by sykotik — December 20, 2007 @ 2:34 pm

Now see, this is funny.

Comment by Mikki — October 30, 2007 @ 11:01 pm

Meh…how about “MC Hammer - MC + Michael J Fox = Jackhammer”?

Comment by Illustrious — October 30, 2007 @ 11:18 pm

Maybe if he had a hack for CS.

Comment by casemods — October 30, 2007 @ 11:23 pm

Err… I don’t get it…

Comment by phyreblade — October 31, 2007 @ 2:14 am

Fox was diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease in 1991, and disclosed his condition to the public in 1998. As the symptoms of his disease worsened, he retired from full-time acting in 2000.

Parkinson’s disease (also known as Parkinson disease or PD) is a degenerative disorder of the central nervous system that often impairs the sufferer’s motor skills and speech.

So think, headcrab attack, without the headcrab.

Comment by casemods — October 31, 2007 @ 2:37 am

(from wikipedia)

some people (like me) prefer a user-generated summary that 99% of the time, has very close relation to the subject on which you found the info.

Comment by casemods — October 31, 2007 @ 2:39 am

now we need 1 bow and 1 arrow + fox = some scene from a kung fu movie showing 100,000,000 arrows

Comment by knogoodidleft — October 31, 2007 @ 6:59 am

Eerrm, OK…

Comment by phyreblade — October 31, 2007 @ 7:21 am

I know MJF had Parkinsons. I guess I’m not getting how that translates to gazillion bullet multiplication… Am I missing a movie reference, or something? Or perhaps I just have no imagination…?

Comment by phyreblade — October 31, 2007 @ 7:55 am

@phyreblade

You can’t imagine how uncontrollable shaking and a gun would result in multiple shots fired?

Comment by tiki god — October 31, 2007 @ 8:47 am

This post is wrong on so many levels. As a pansy librul, Fox wouldn’t touch a gun with a 10′ pole. He also doesn’t have Parkinsons… he just fakes it so people will like him more and abort babies and use stem cells.

Comment by natakamus — October 31, 2007 @ 10:31 am

lol, does this mean micheal j fox+plus something=bunches of that something?
like bullets, im starting to get it now.
lol, my noggin got hurted.

Comment by colin — October 31, 2007 @ 11:50 am

@tiki

Sorry man, I guess I’m taking it a little literally , a m1911 clone in .45ACP usually carries around 8 rounds. I can see how uncontrollable shaking would cause him to shoot up all of creation with one, but only 8 rounds worth.

The XM214 is equally uncontrollable (it can theoretically do up to 30000 rounds per minute). But is not thusly limited in ammo… that’s the part that tripped me up…

Just ignore me. I’m being a square… LOL

Comment by phyreblade — October 31, 2007 @ 7:06 pm

Not funny. You are supposed to laugh about other people’s choices, not about other people disgraces.

Comment by pertiman — October 31, 2007 @ 8:12 pm

This isn’t even remotely funny.

Does anybody even find this the least bit amusing? I don’t.

Comment by casemods — October 31, 2007 @ 10:10 pm

I do!

Seriously people, it’s no worse than Mr.Bucket.

Comment by Mikki — November 1, 2007 @ 7:36 am

“Not funny. You are supposed to laugh about other people’s choices, not about other people disgraces.”

Disgraces? Perhaps you mean disabilities. Having Parkinson’s is not a disgrace. It’s funny from a particular angle. Some people prefer to be all doom and gloom about shit, but I take the more sane road and just laugh at the retarded shit life throws at us.

Comment by tiki god — November 1, 2007 @ 9:02 am

@ knogood:

Hero. That movie has an entire wall of arrows flying through the sky.

Comment by LonelyTylenol — November 2, 2007 @ 5:02 am

Giggle
this is horrible.

Comment by Hepathos — October 24, 2007 @ 3:04 am

I don’t get it. Killing M.J.Fox leads to deforestation? Or are those penguins?

Comment by Mikki — October 24, 2007 @ 3:13 am

mikki, i think it is a parkinson’s disease reference. not 100% on that one. maybe he has been clear cutting brazilian rainforests in his spare time?

Comment by rmx_ — October 24, 2007 @ 3:28 am

Does laughing at this make me a terrible person?

Oh who am I kidding, I’m so going to Hell for this… Hahaha, and it’s worth it.

Sorry. MJF.

Comment by LonelyTylenol — October 24, 2007 @ 5:21 am

I, too, don’t get it. Can someone explain this to me since I seem to have ridden the short bus to MCS today?

Comment by wookie_x — October 24, 2007 @ 3:43 pm

You put an ax in Michael J Fox’s hand and he becomes a walking chainsaw.

Comment by jamestown — October 24, 2007 @ 4:10 pm

wookie_x, it’s a joke (albeit unfunny) about how bad he shakes as a result of Parkinson’s disease.

There is another one that shows and etch a sketch with picture + Michael J Fox = blank screen.

Comment by Kerry — October 24, 2007 @ 4:11 pm

Now see, the etch a sketch would’ve been funny.

Comment by Mikki — October 25, 2007 @ 3:08 am

Does anyone know where to find the etch-a-sketch picture?

Comment by glam_bastard — October 28, 2007 @ 11:13 am

Awww, that’s just not cool.

Comment by Sticky — September 9, 2007 @ 6:59 pm

I didn’t get it, then I googled it, and I LOL’ed.

Comment by Gaexion — September 9, 2007 @ 8:56 pm

thank you for googling before asking… makes life a little better for the rest of us…

Comment by Jet — September 9, 2007 @ 8:59 pm

I lol’ed and felt bad for it, but i lol’ed
and Gaexion your example should be followed

Comment by el_metal — September 9, 2007 @ 10:01 pm

Yup, not cool. His chick is hotter than yours.

Comment by egnilk66 — September 10, 2007 @ 9:43 am

I rofled. And to anyone saying this is “not cool”: this is filed under the “Dark humor” category. Deal.

Comment by Neuromancer — September 10, 2007 @ 1:59 pm

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Comment by javboy — September 11, 2007 @ 5:21 pm