greytone — November 25, 2008 @ 3:06 pm

Jesus has poor trigger discipline.

Wait… That’s not Jesus. That’s Denis Leary.

dieAntagonista — November 25, 2008 @ 3:10 pm

Bleh. Why pick on Jesus? He’s about the only one who was truly good. Instead this should be a picture of the pope. Or how about that crazy lady from the Jesus camp. Or Fred Phelps.. I could go on and on.

thatonejimguy — November 25, 2008 @ 3:34 pm

thats not jesus. thats coco from the movie domino.

greytone — November 25, 2008 @ 3:36 pm

@dieAntagonista: Where’s the joke in portraying evil people as evil.

Besides, the pope has people to do this sort of dirty work for him. Haven’t you ever read a Dan Brown novel? They’re totally based on actual fact. Totally.

greytone — November 25, 2008 @ 3:39 pm

It’s also possible that on this particular Passover the angel of death had scheduled some vacation time and his buddy JC offered to fill in for him. He’s cool like that.

dieAntagonista — November 25, 2008 @ 3:50 pm

@greytone: Yeah I guess you’re right.
First time I should hear about Dan Brown, so I’m not sure what you’re being sarcastic about there. And the only thing that bothers me about the pope, is that his position even exists.

the3g_ipwn — November 25, 2008 @ 3:54 pm

@dieAntagonista: Really? “The DaVinci Code”?. Nothing? You’re working on losing your internet privilage Mr.

maxcw — November 25, 2008 @ 4:00 pm

He’ll do it. He turned me into a Newt!

dieAntagonista — November 25, 2008 @ 4:14 pm

@the3g_ipwn: Oww. Yes right. I know about the Da Vinci Code, but never got to reading it. I was turned off by the hype over the movie. And that would be Miss, thank you.

the3g_ipwn — November 25, 2008 @ 4:21 pm

@maxcw: Quiet! Or you’ll be Newt Gingrich next!

@dieAntagonista: Oh, no! I’m not falling for that. There are no girls on the internet!

dieAntagonista — November 25, 2008 @ 4:30 pm

@the3g_ipwn: That’s what they say. But isn’t there a statistic out there, which says that over 60% of the people online are women? Or something crazy like that.

thelotuseater725 — November 25, 2008 @ 5:08 pm

@the3g_ipwn:

Jesus wouldn’t use a gun. He would use a scythe or sword.

sylvanish — November 25, 2008 @ 5:13 pm

I’ve …heard… that much of the Dan Brown nonsense was actually an attempted usage of the *hide in plain sight* tactic ~ *illusion of disbelief* technique, from a fellow I know who is a deep-in member of the Knights of Columbus, who for all their empty church fraternity posturing, are actually still the militant arm of the RC Church and they wage a private/secret war against certain pagan institutions who seek to bring down the Vatican and it’s gilded corruption, through the ongoing actions of highly trained individuals who only ever post about it on the internets when they is drunk enough to think it won’t be believed. Heh. Soemtimes it’s easier and more effective to discredit and destroy a fellow by planting childporn on their computer and calling the fuzz than it is to put a bullet in them…..

sylvanish — November 25, 2008 @ 5:14 pm

@thelotuseater725: He’d use a SPEAR for the dramatic irony

MonkeyHitman — November 25, 2008 @ 5:30 pm

@the3g_ipwn: @dieAntagonista:

http://i206.photobucket.com/al.....798897.jpg

@dieAntagonista: i love Angels & Deamons better am so hype the movie is comming out xD

another good book you should read is the Last Gospel … recommended (similar to davinci & angels) different author

dieAntagonista — November 25, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

@MonkeyHitman: Haha my god that picture.
And woo. The last Gospel? I think I heard about it, I’ll check next time I go the library. Book recommendations is what I need.

colonel-yum-yum — November 25, 2008 @ 6:23 pm

“Knock knock”
“who’s there”
“Jesus! lol”

FullofStars — November 25, 2008 @ 7:28 pm

“Jesus?”
“No, Puggy!”

ieattime20 — November 25, 2008 @ 7:42 pm

@dieAntagonista: The statistic is that 60% of women masturbate. The other 40% fool researchers into thinking a bath takes that long.

There’s a similar statistic for men, but it doesn’t involve baths.

MonkeyHitman — November 25, 2008 @ 9:22 pm

@dieAntagonista:

this is how it looks like.. easier for you

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.....253618.jpg

Lakiamia — November 26, 2008 @ 12:26 am

@thelotuseater725: Jesus don’t need no gun. He uses ninja stars.

Twee — November 26, 2008 @ 1:58 am

I’ve read most of the book “Angels and Demons”. It was bad.It was so bad in fact, that I’m not even curious if “The DaVinci Code” is worth reading. I remember there being a lot of hype about the movie when it came out, and assuming that it must have been pretty good. If it was, I can only assume that either Dan Brown underwent an amazing transformation to a good author, or the scriptwriters for the movie were gifted. [/rant]

asdf — November 26, 2008 @ 2:53 am

house keeping

MonkeyHitman — November 26, 2008 @ 7:28 am

@Twee: the book wasn’t bad it’s all about taste, or your knowledge to know a good book or a nice enjoying one. ofcourse this is not a dictionary type but very enjoyable

Twee — November 26, 2008 @ 7:55 am

I just woke up, and about the first thing I thought this morning was that I made an ass of myself last night with my diatribe against “Angels and Demons”. I probably should have mentioned why I didn’t like it; or better,kept my mouth shut. I’m not going to do so now.
@MonkeyHitman: I’m sorry for implying that you don’t know a good book with my previous post.I hope you will forgive me that, and think no more on it.

MonkeyHitman — November 26, 2008 @ 3:48 pm

@Twee: dude your not being internet-ish why are you apologizing

zipfer — August 13, 2008 @ 2:08 pm

Average friday night, for me.

GorillaMunch — August 13, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

LOL I can’t stop laughing.,, this is wrong on so many levels

natedog — August 13, 2008 @ 6:43 pm

rofl rofl

nyokki — August 13, 2008 @ 7:58 pm

Pretty much explains it.

Korinthian — August 6, 2008 @ 6:22 am

A closet homosexual like all the other men and priests of his party? I’m shocked, but more than a little turned on.

Caio — August 6, 2008 @ 6:47 am

I thought, that, for a brief and fleeting second, Korinthian was going to make a post that wasn’t about his weird constant obsession with religion. Then I saw this:

“priests”

Yes, that’s right, Korinthian has managed to take a light weight political “yore a fag” joke and twisted towards his fucking insane and obsessive compulsion to talk about religion at every possible occasion.

Like I said, Korinthian, even the pope has a goddamned hobby.

Korinthian — August 6, 2008 @ 7:04 am

And we all know what that hobby is, don’t we? Sorry, couldn’t resist.

Btw, gotta love having a stalker that throws adorable little tantrums wherever he goes.

LukeV1-5 — August 6, 2008 @ 7:24 am

Korinthian. There is something wrong with you. You are part of the internet’s plague. And for that I hate you. That is all.

Korinthian — August 6, 2008 @ 7:28 am

Luke: if you find out what it is, please let me know.

Caio — August 6, 2008 @ 7:54 am

By the by, I don’t know how accurate the use of the word ‘priest’ here would be. The Republicans have always been considered a Protestant party. It’s no coincidence that the first Irish President and Italian congressperson were both Democrats. You’re not American and you don’t even speak English so good, so I can forgive you that little oversight.

Korinthian — August 6, 2008 @ 8:04 am

“…speak English so good…”? Oh the irony.

TrikYodz — August 6, 2008 @ 8:15 am

I OBJECT

TrikYodz — August 6, 2008 @ 8:16 am

I OBJECT DAMMIT

natedog — August 6, 2008 @ 8:40 am

In before Evil Illuminati and Bohemian Grove

natedog — August 6, 2008 @ 8:43 am

also, here is video of BushJr doing coke and having gay man love with Cheney and Rumsfeld

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYI7JXGqd0o

suicydking — August 6, 2008 @ 10:30 am

…at the gay bar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTzs9G-VOZ4

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — August 6, 2008 @ 11:37 am

I wonder if the twat who painted this would sell it to either one of them for 100 million? Because they could afford it. 100 million for a painting.

But hey…everyone else gets to make these hilarious jokes so its all even!

The real fag is the loser who took so much time to paint a pretty stupid joke.

Exacerbate — August 6, 2008 @ 11:42 am

“A closet homosexual like all the other men and priests of his party?”

I’m not a closet homosexual. It’s also funny how people still use homosexuality as an insult. That’s the only thing I disagree with republicans on is gay marriage, that and the fact that I don’t believe in god.

suicydking — August 6, 2008 @ 12:07 pm

I always thought it was the blatant intolerance and voracious obsess/repress philosophy that drew people to the republican party. if not, what is it about them that appeals to you, Exacerbate?

Exacerbate — August 6, 2008 @ 12:19 pm

I don’t know. I was raised in a hardcore catholic/liberal household. I just seem to agree with them on almost everything (Against abortion(with reasonable exceptions), pro-offshore drilling, pro-gun, smaller government, tax cuts, pro-death penalty, and anti-welfare for a few off the top of my head. I haven’t seen the “blatant intolerance” an “voracious obsess/repress philosophy” that you speak of.

diabeetus — August 6, 2008 @ 12:28 pm

I was raised in a hardcore catholic/liberal household.

I don’t understand how you could be a modern-day liberal and still believe in God. Then again, you said that you don’t believe in God.

Also, liberals back then (FDR, Truman, JFK) were a different breed than today’s wimpy liberals (Obama, Kerry, Gore).

suicydking — August 6, 2008 @ 1:11 pm

Fair enough, I also support smaller government and tax cuts. However, there has been a huge increase in the size of our government, and tax cuts aren’t supposed to happen during a war. That’s how you default on the national debt for the first time in our nation’s history, and have record levels of deficit spending. If you want tax cuts, reduce the bloated, circle-jerk of a defense budget instead of finding excuses for not feeding people or giving them health care.

As for obsess/repress… how many conservative politicians do you think are voting for homophobic legislation by day and shoe-tapping in bathroom stalls by night?

storminator — August 6, 2008 @ 3:16 pm

i’ve fantasized about those two doing that exact thing for sooooo long….

except, i fantasize they are locked in a in a tiny cell in a maximum security PRISON when they’re doing it.

i never thought anybody would make Taft or Harding look bad. DUBYA did it! he’ll go down in history as the DEBT PRESIDENT.

outofocus — August 6, 2008 @ 4:00 pm

This picture rocks!

Korinthian seriously needs a lesson on English sarcasm. lol!

““…speak English so good…”? Oh the irony.”

Did you really miss that? Really? hahaha. That’s the best LOL I’ve had at MCS ever.

Thrella — August 6, 2008 @ 4:02 pm

Hate from republicans? The reason why they have the latino votes is for amnesty and making the lives for illegals a lot easier. Democrats are much more strict about immigration, historically speaking.

And if anything i agree with Republican policies much more then Democrats, although i’m voting for Obama this election.

AlecDalek — August 6, 2008 @ 4:02 pm

Awesome. This is how much of the world and a great many Americans will remember the Bush Cheney Presidency.

Korinthian — August 6, 2008 @ 4:05 pm

outo: yeah, of course it was intended. Which is why he shut up after I made that comment.

outofocus — August 6, 2008 @ 4:10 pm

@Korni

It’s my guess that after you responded as you did that he just shook his head and walked away.

I could be wrong. Maybe it was unintended and he’s hiding out of shame. From what I’ve seen, as one of the people on MCS he stalks, I don’t think that would deter him at all. Which brings me back to the belief that it was intended.

Korinthian — August 6, 2008 @ 4:12 pm

outo: you really don’t know much about Internet conversation if you think that poor grammar has any place in a sentence that talks down on somebody’s English.

Wishful thinking will only get you so far.

outofocus — August 6, 2008 @ 4:50 pm

@Korin

Maybe you don’t see the humor in it but I do.. and to be totally honest, that’s all that matters to me in this conversation.

redxblack — August 8, 2008 @ 3:00 pm

It’s not a kiss, Cheney is stealing his soul!

Dyna-Mole — July 5, 2008 @ 10:40 pm

people who don’t see her standing right next to a mirror are gonna think she’s so angry.

bright green — July 6, 2008 @ 7:45 am

Just noticed how it works, at first I thought it was a shoop. But I worked it out in the end, only took 1 day.

colonel-yum-yum — July 6, 2008 @ 11:30 am

Ambigrams FTW!

flintlocke — July 6, 2008 @ 11:57 am

OMG WHICH ONE IS REAL