Judgement Day

Posted in Images on April 26th, 2013 by slimnoche | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   dr-house (UID# 15314) 0  2
   April 26, 2013 at 10:20 pm

   

   Joker.
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     (UID# ) 0  2
     April 26, 2013 at 10:26 pm

     No, that’s the Mandarin.
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       (UID# ) 2  1
       April 27, 2013 at 2:22 am

       No, this is Sparta!
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         slimnoche (UID# 1719) 1  1
         April 27, 2013 at 2:53 pm

         No, I am pretty sure its him…

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Jesus doubles your fun

Posted in Images on March 25th, 2013 by HoChunk | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Jesus wants to see your kids

Posted in Images on March 17th, 2013 by casemods is back | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   coldwarbatman (UID# 178791) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  0
   March 17, 2013 at 12:16 pm

   

   The picture makes me laugh cause it seems a little pedo..ish
   but that might just be me and my warped sense of humor… or maybe that was the point.
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     (UID# ) 0  0
     March 18, 2013 at 3:19 am

     you’re not alone
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   korinthian (UID# 3174) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 6  0
   March 17, 2013 at 12:33 pm

   Today I learned that even though Christians refer to their god as “Him,” he refers to himself with a lowercase “i”.
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   luminary (UID# 1512) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 6  0
   March 17, 2013 at 12:58 pm

   Jesus: “But I am the Son of Man, the Saviour of All Mankind, who died for your sins…”
   Hall Monitor: “I don’t care who you are. You need a hall pass. No hall pass, no entry. RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAY!”
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   whiskeytango (UID# 187) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 13  0
   March 17, 2013 at 1:39 pm

   Sure, why not? The American school system is pretty well and truly boned anyway, so let’s start teaching mythology as reality.
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   titanzero (UID# 1145) 1  0
   March 17, 2013 at 3:45 pm

   well we don’t…
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   storminator (UID# 2681) 2  0
   March 17, 2013 at 4:47 pm

   

   Apparently jesus isn’t raping enough little boys in church, so he wants access to even more innocent little boys so he can sodomize them. What a guy.
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   (UID# ) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 7  1
   March 17, 2013 at 4:49 pm

   If your God is so weak he must obey man, he is not a God.

   Also I don’t want any man with that look on his face around my children.
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   (UID# ) Poorly-rated. Like or Dislike: 0  12
   March 17, 2013 at 5:15 pm

   Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

   I AM THE KING WHOOPI GOLDBERG YOU WILL BOW TO ME SUFFER HEAR ME LISTEN TO ME I AM THE KING YOU WILL FEAR ME AND EAT YOUR OWN POOP FROM NOW ON I COMMAND YOU. IM FAMOUS IM RICH IM A THUG FUCK YOU!! I WILL DESTROY YOU I RUN THIS SITE GET OFF
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   npbnjvsxynpsff (UID# 44655) 0  0
   March 17, 2013 at 5:33 pm

   

   Priesthood wants to “come” more often…
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    themadmonk (UID# 179573) 0  0
    March 17, 2013 at 8:22 pm

    

    I am wondering what it is Robert Powell did to get banned from schools in the first place.
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    tsj (UID# 179366) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 5  0
    March 17, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    

    Actually, he isn’t banned at all. But if he wants to preach he has to grant equal time to Buddha, Mohammed, Abraham and the rest of the guys.
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    eurousa (UID# 9240) 2  0
    March 18, 2013 at 4:14 pm

    No problem… I have no problem allowing your Jesus into any of our schools.

    EXCEPT…

    that I hope in turn you have no problem with our children having their worship ceremonies to our Nordic God, Eámetroên, the great and holy creator of all that is, was and evermore shall be.

    The morning ceremony involves a large bond fire on school grounds that takes place everyday at 10 AM sharp and lasts about 2 hours… then again a 2 PM with prayer and dancing to Eámetroên…

    I have absolutely no problem with having your “prayers and worship” of this insignificant Jesus character if you have no problem with our children interrupting your school curriculum each day with at least 4 to 5 hours of chanting and loud drum music through your school corridors and hallways.

    Wait till you hear about our annual Eámetroên fertility orgies with drunken free-for-all that take place just around finals time.
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      goldfinger (UID# 1999) 0  0
      March 18, 2013 at 5:13 pm

      Open a private confessional school, problem solved. At least that way your worship of Eámetroên doesn’t interfere with our worships to Eris, which are held at random times each day, or not at all, depending on how many Discordians turn up or don’t and how many of them are official Popes of the Discordian Church.
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    (UID# ) 0  2
    March 18, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    I AM THE KING FUCK YOU IM WHOOPI GOLDBERG IM RICH AND FAMOUS I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL AND YOU WILL BOW TO ME THE MATRIX HAS YOU
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    (UID# ) 0  1
    March 18, 2013 at 6:31 pm

    FISH BALLS
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    maxwell-edison (UID# 12089) 0  0
    March 28, 2013 at 3:01 am

    Sorry, buddy, the court order says no closer than 300 feet.

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jesus and baby

Posted in Images on February 5th, 2013 by casemods is back | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   April 30, 2013 at 6:53 pm

   Awe Jesus just caught the little baby <3
   And He loves us very much ..
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   http://emailtoid.net/i/174c1f20/a3812fcf/ (UID# 7280) 0  0
   April 30, 2013 at 7:19 pm

   “Love me or you’re going to hell kid”

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Jesus is helpful

Posted in Images on January 28th, 2013 by slimnoche | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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and maybe a grammar nazi.

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   gx5000 (UID# 315) 1  0
   January 28, 2013 at 5:28 pm

   www.therefinersfire.org/tattoos.htm

   Enough said…
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     slimnoche (UID# 1719) 0  0
     January 28, 2013 at 10:01 pm

     It’s not as bad as the guy how get the anti-gay vers from Leviticus on his arm and does not ready the next 2 two chapters that say do not deface yourself with tattoos…whoops
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       korinthian (UID# 3174) 1  0
       January 29, 2013 at 11:22 am

       “Blessed are those that pick and choose.” – Jesus
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   January 30, 2013 at 7:20 pm

   of course it doesn’t actually specify which god , thor is pretty awesome

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Diamond hammer

Posted in Images on January 15th, 2013 by casemods is back | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   (UID# ) 0  2
   January 15, 2013 at 3:56 pm

   FUCH YOU IM FAMOUS
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   (UID# ) 0  2
   January 15, 2013 at 3:57 pm

   FUCK YOU IM FAMOUS
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   dr-house (UID# 15314) 0  0
   January 15, 2013 at 8:41 pm

   

   Great idea, really.

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Funny Images

Posted in Images on January 14th, 2013 by Rheennoo | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   korinthian (UID# 3174) 1  1
   January 14, 2013 at 4:31 am

   That’s how the Christian god thinks: Someone did something wrong? Better kill and torture his children (and their children, etc).
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     goldfinger (UID# 1999) 0  1
     January 14, 2013 at 10:52 am

     Well, it’s not like you weren’t warned.
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       korinthian (UID# 3174) 0  1
       January 14, 2013 at 5:37 pm

       “But your honor, I warned him before I stabbed his throat!”

       “Not guilty!”
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         goldfinger (UID# 1999) 0  0
         January 14, 2013 at 9:44 pm

         The Big Punisher in the Sky(tm) warns you not to do this-and-that or he’ll fuck you and you next of kin up, you do it, he fucks you and your next of kin up. I don’t like that Old Testament eye for an eye principle, but it IS consistent, at least on this very simple level.
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         goldfinger (UID# 1999) 0  0
         January 14, 2013 at 10:37 pm

         Also, he made the rules and is the judge. And the jury. And, in most cases, the executioner. So, your witty remark is way off target.
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           korinthian (UID# 3174) 0  0
           January 14, 2013 at 11:41 pm

           Not quite, I made that comparison to illustrate how dumb your comment about him warning people first was.

           But it’s not like he’s smiting anyone anymore, so he’s kind of a shitty legal system to start with, and that’s not even counting that he’s immoral.
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           goldfinger (UID# 1999) 0  0
           January 14, 2013 at 11:52 pm

           Ah, yeah, I forgot about that.
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   andre666 (UID# 3479) 0  0
   January 14, 2013 at 4:25 pm

   www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrQesn-q2w8

   i lold

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Jesus bro

Posted in Images on January 6th, 2013 by HoChunk | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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jesus is your co-driver

Posted in Images on December 15th, 2012 by casemods is back | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Jesus wat

Posted in Images on December 14th, 2012 by HoChunk | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   storminator (UID# 2681) 3  0
   December 14, 2012 at 3:39 pm

   

   mormon propoganda.
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     (UID# ) 3  0
     December 14, 2012 at 3:51 pm

     You misspelled “moron”.

     /I keed! I keed!
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   December 14, 2012 at 3:55 pm

   Beam me down, Scotty!
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   December 14, 2012 at 5:05 pm

   Soooo Jesus uses teleporters now?
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   wistfuld (UID# 5057) 0  0
   December 14, 2012 at 5:17 pm

   Christian children cartoons are their own kind of surreal. Kinda fun if you watch them for the comedic value.
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   korinthian (UID# 3174) 1  0
   December 14, 2012 at 6:03 pm

   Invisible BJ?
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   (UID# ) 0  0
   December 18, 2012 at 12:36 pm

   BALLS IN THE MOUTH

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Zombie Last Supper tattoo

Posted in Images on December 9th, 2012 by HoChunk | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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Well, he DID say to eat & drink of him…

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Jesus is a Jerk

Posted in Images on November 8th, 2012 by Rotatebilly | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   korinthian (UID# 3174) 0  0
   November 8, 2012 at 11:40 am

   What movie villain was it that said that people wouldn’t panic if all went according to plan? Was it the Joker?

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Get your own Lemon Pledge

Posted in Images on November 7th, 2012 by AJ | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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“Jesus Was Not Born Of A Virgin”

Posted in Images on November 5th, 2012 by Rotatebilly | Report This Post | Add to favorites
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   korinthian (UID# 3174) Well-loved. Like or Dislike: 6  1
   November 5, 2012 at 12:30 am

   It’s pretty obvious that the heads of the Catholic church don’t have any kind of divine guidance.
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     (UID# ) 0  0
     November 5, 2012 at 9:28 am

     Have you even read what he said? It’s obvious that he has divine guidance.
     Who else at the time had both denied that the sun is at the center of the universe and that a virgin gave birth to the zombie god-king ? Bellarmine was a prophet !
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   (UID# ) 1  1
   November 5, 2012 at 1:40 am

   Cardinal Bellarmine died in 1621. Unless there’s a second Cardinal Bellarmine involved in the Galileo case, this quote is fake.
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     rotatebilly (UID# 175812) 1  1
     November 5, 2012 at 4:36 am

     

     The year was off, he said it back in 1615, I don’t know where they got that year from…
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       goldfinger (UID# 1999) 1  0
       November 5, 2012 at 10:50 am

       Maybe they just didn’t care. Scientific exactitude and exact quoting is for wussies anyway.

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