Dyna-Mole — September 15, 2008 @ 5:29 am

Tiki, you have a problem, my friend. That problem is thinking that Jack Daniels is good. it’s cheap booze for drunks who need booze cheap. That’s you!

Paul_Is_Drunk — September 15, 2008 @ 5:30 am

Wild Turkey for me.
Jack Daniels for my dog.

ghillie — September 15, 2008 @ 11:16 am

If Caio lives near you, you might want to keep an eye on your doggie, I understand he likes sex with animals. Im just sayin’

ghillie — September 15, 2008 @ 11:47 am

No comment from our boy Caio… I wonder why?

Normally he’s got something to say about everything.

MrDooves — September 15, 2008 @ 1:33 pm

Caio is getting on his “furries” costume.
hey can’t ‘fap’ without it.

Puulaahi — September 15, 2008 @ 10:23 pm

Hungover dog is hungover.

MrPsychic — September 16, 2008 @ 7:51 am

Beer for my horses, whiskey for my dogs, pot for my ponies.

FlyingMantisShrimp — August 31, 2008 @ 3:06 pm

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

deuce — August 31, 2008 @ 3:12 pm

This is Tiki’s ultimate fantasy… or would be, if that girl would get out of the picture.

fuckwhatafuckingdumbfuckingfuckassfuck — August 31, 2008 @ 3:38 pm

oh man that jack bottle is pretty fucking big, maaaaaan
is that the perfect fucking part?

hvymetal86 — August 31, 2008 @ 11:14 pm

I would have to hit anyone if they ignored the girl and when right for the jack… you take BOTH, come on people!!?!?

nyokki — September 1, 2008 @ 12:59 am

This is the 2nd pic I’m not seeing. I click on it and nada.

TrikYodz — June 16, 2008 @ 9:23 pm

what?
i see a bong

rma316 — June 16, 2008 @ 9:26 pm

That’s what I thought when I saw it on my first day. But, for 140 bucks, I wasn’t going to find out how effective it would be.

jadechimera — June 17, 2008 @ 9:30 am

Hopefully they drink the booze before hitting the bong, although that never worked out well for me…

mgear — June 18, 2008 @ 10:54 am

I know someone who has the cactus-looking one. I think it’s supposed to be a figure of the agave plant, because that is some wicked expensive tequilla! The bottle is like, hand-made AND numbered!

deuce — June 18, 2008 @ 6:28 pm

I believe the inner vessel has añejo tequila and the outer vessel has silver or reposado. They have this in stock at my local BevMo, but it’s a wee on the expensive side to consider… there’s plenty of fucking awesome tequilas that cost less than half that.

flex — September 10, 2008 @ 12:08 pm

That. Is. Not. A. Bong.

Bakudai — June 15, 2008 @ 12:48 pm

Where is beer cheaper than gas?
A 6 pack (6 12 ounce bottles) of gas would cost $2.81 (Gas is $5 a gallon, 128 ounces in a gallon, that is 3.9 cents per ounce of gas.
The cheapest beer I can find is Labatt’s Blue, $1.79 for a 24 ounce can or a little over 7.4 cents per ounce of beer (almost double the price of gas).

Bakudai — June 15, 2008 @ 12:59 pm

Oh shit, keystone light 30 pack is $13.99 making it 3.89 cents per ounce, which is CHEAPER THAN GAS! DRINK UP GUYS!

MikeBabaguh — June 15, 2008 @ 3:23 pm

Only the cheapest of cheap American beer is actually cheaper than gas. Anyone with any meaningful appreciation of beer drinks imports anyway.

Dreth — June 15, 2008 @ 3:40 pm

Beer is beer. If you’re gonna be all ego-tarded about flavour, switch to fuckin’ wine.

That’s where all whining pricks that like to sip on 60 bottles of different brands yet taste the same, go to.

And if someone is in Europe, I guess they’ll drink “imported” stuff too? Hm, that must include America!

MikeBabaguh — June 15, 2008 @ 3:59 pm

I someone is in Europe, they drink local stuff. If you think all wine tastes the same you obviously don’t have a lot of experience with it.

MikeBabaguh — June 15, 2008 @ 3:59 pm

If*

Shanghai_Factor — June 15, 2008 @ 6:26 pm

I don’t have a lot of experience with wine, and it all tastes the same to me. I’ve had $4-a-bottle wine and I’ve had $400-a-bottle wine. It’s better, but it’s not $396 better. I’ve had expensive beer, cheap beer, and several examples of what others claim is “good beer.” It all tastes like carbonated urine to me.

gor — June 15, 2008 @ 7:29 pm

Most “good” (expensive) european wines taste a little like soap to me (don’t know why), California wines are some the best in the world, IMHO.

As for beer, Sierra Nevada, Guinness, Samuel Adams Ale are my favorite common brands. I can’t really stand “normal” beer, unless it’s free, of course.

njch412 — June 15, 2008 @ 9:32 pm

@gor

Natty Light, It’s basically free.

GorillaMunch — June 15, 2008 @ 11:36 pm

wine all tastes the same to me when im drunk. so F your logic !

jose_lucca — June 16, 2008 @ 8:10 am

@dreth & shanghai…you are both idiots. all that rice/corn laden swill called budweiser/coors/or miller (or any multitude of cheap beers) has burned out your taste buds. Its time to go see a doctor about your useless tongues. by the way great job fulfilling the stereotype of the idiotic uneducated american dope.
well done! bully!

goforbroke — June 16, 2008 @ 11:25 am

i only have 2 favorite types of beer, cold and free…

mAgnUS BUTTfoorson — June 16, 2008 @ 11:52 am

I like Stella and Asahi for beer. The Japanese make a good beer.

As for wine: its dumb to say it all tastes the same but price isn’t the indicator of quality. Its only set the same as all prices are set by supply and demand. California wines are good. Australian wines are good. Canadian wines are good. Hell everywhere has some decent wines same as they have shit. My school had wine making as an elective. We drank mostly Canadian of course cause that’s where I am.

fyi anyone who sniffs the cork or swishes and spits is a retard. Neither help in appreciating wine and are stale old stereotypes that persist via ignorance and stupidity.

Anyway…this post made me think of Homer and the alcohol fueled car.

suicydking — June 14, 2008 @ 10:03 am

Sorry Namelis1, Tiki and all the other Jack drinkers out there. I would be grabbing that 12 year Chivas instead.

zipfer — June 14, 2008 @ 10:11 am

Why would you be surprised to see that? I don’t get it.

robzy — June 14, 2008 @ 10:29 am

I too would be going for the Chivas.

Rob.

LukeV1-5 — June 14, 2008 @ 11:14 am

What I’d do, is take on of the bottles of Jack, the smaller one, break it, stab the shop guy, and make off with the bigger Jack bottle, the Chivas AND the Jameson.

natedog — June 14, 2008 @ 11:22 am

someone meeds to use this in one of those lame USA vs. Europe threads

mkl — June 14, 2008 @ 11:28 am

jacky is around 16 euro in the next supermarkt here in germany

teezy weezy — June 14, 2008 @ 12:24 pm

Yeah, we only just got JD over here in Europe last year, right after we got sliced bread, electricity and aluminium

nyoki — June 14, 2008 @ 12:45 pm

$34US doesn’t seem like an exorbitant amount for a litre of Jack. What kind of Vodka can you get $8US/litre? Vladimir?

Namelis1 — June 14, 2008 @ 1:33 pm

Messed up the conversion. 12$ for a decent 0.7l local brand vodka.

Mirrorcitizen — June 14, 2008 @ 8:11 pm

namelis nezinau ar kalbi lietuviskai…but…the reason why JD is so expensive in Lithuania is because most people there drink local stuff, which is by far cheaper.

w0x — June 15, 2008 @ 2:16 am

!! Blet nameli, jei jau Jacka pirkinejai galejai ir man pasukt

Namelis1 — June 15, 2008 @ 2:05 pm

Kalbu kalbu.
Mirror - that’s why I posted the pic. To cry about it being expensive.

phantomwhale — June 16, 2008 @ 4:45 am

We’ve had the over-priced rock star promoted stuff for ages.

As noted by OP, you can get a lot better booze for a lot less money by avoiding JD - your paying a lot for the pretty label.

I love the JD, makes some kickass cocktails, but a nice bourbon or Scotch normally costs less for better stuff.

As for vodka, unless you are in the far eastern parts, $8-12 vodka probably won’t be too decent… might be a little better than the paint stripper that is Smirnoff, but not much ! Throw juice or coke over it, and you might mask the flavour enough, but neat - yuck.

Foggy — June 16, 2008 @ 6:28 am

You should try the Jack Daniels fudge if you would happen to see it at an airport near you. I just found it at Heathrow..

Vipershot — June 18, 2008 @ 8:46 am

Sorry I don’t understand this?? isn’t that Whiskey? Not Vodka?

fab — June 9, 2008 @ 6:26 pm

btw, my favourite cheap whiskey.

Nimbo — June 9, 2008 @ 8:23 pm

Needs some Jameson 18 in the pic for a full family spread.

Though for Irish Whiskey, I am diggin Clontarf

paddymcpub — June 9, 2008 @ 8:39 pm

It’s just…….so ………
hold on i need a moment
…
…
…
…
so beautiful

silverflux — June 9, 2008 @ 8:41 pm

mmmm.

davids125 — June 9, 2008 @ 9:27 pm

I live in san luis obispo, ca.
This town is the largest distributor of jamison.
Just so happens tonight jamison is having a huge party with all the bartenders in SLO, and they can invite there friends.
Will be fun.

colonel-yum-yum — June 10, 2008 @ 3:31 am

Weird, I drank way too much of this last night and here it is taunting me today. EVIL!

(I’m sorry, I still love you)

LukeV1-5 — June 10, 2008 @ 6:44 am

Isn’t it hideously expensive for you people? Paying all, like, tax? And things?

Distillery’s maybe 40 minutes away from my house, and a friend of mine works there, so I get it at trade price, or whatever.

fab — June 10, 2008 @ 6:53 am

@luke
no, its maybe 18€ here (for 0.7l).

redxblack — June 10, 2008 @ 9:10 am

OMNOMNOMNOM!!!

This is my drink of choice. It’s not too terribly expensive - about $25 USD a liter.

colonel-yum-yum — June 10, 2008 @ 9:50 am

Never would have figured it to be a big seller in America.

RoarI'mAZombie — June 9, 2008 @ 2:27 pm

And why is the bachelor 2002 on the list at 95? i’m so confused!

AgZed — June 9, 2008 @ 2:31 pm

First thing that caught my eye was number 26, the Big Sister Brothel in Prague where the whores are free, and they make their money from selling DVDs and webcam footage of the bedroom shenanigans.

Seth_Dracovitch — June 9, 2008 @ 5:23 pm

Well let me see, if this is a “top 100″ of sorts, apparently people want “bo diddley” more then anything…

dorix — June 9, 2008 @ 6:53 pm

Go figure. Maybe he died that day, or something.

metalhead2061 — June 9, 2008 @ 8:09 pm

Actually, yes, Bo Diddley did die very recently.

vandal — June 13, 2008 @ 2:25 pm

yeah i should have put the date, this WAS the day after bo diddley died. May/ May not have anything to do with the moonshine.

dorix — June 13, 2008 @ 2:28 pm

The date’s right there on the image. My invisible <sarcasm&rt; tags failed. I was poking fun at Seth for failing to realize exactly why “bo diddley” was the number one search.

dorix — June 13, 2008 @ 2:29 pm

Fuck. <sarcasm>.

schzoidmac — June 7, 2008 @ 6:19 am

had it. didn’t like it.

pedantic — June 7, 2008 @ 7:01 am

Miller Chill is awesome though. If you get the chance, suck one.

Camiam321 — June 7, 2008 @ 7:41 am

Fuck both beers. Bud light is bad enough as it is.

flintlocke — June 7, 2008 @ 8:23 am

Fruit won’t make shitty beer any better.

hvymetal86 — June 7, 2008 @ 12:41 pm

Lagers and other dark beers are the only real beers.

Tony — June 7, 2008 @ 1:11 pm

Water, barley, hops, yeast, and… that’s it. I don’t see any fucking lime in beer ingredients.

one — June 7, 2008 @ 1:49 pm

FAIL. Imo, tastes bad.

fuzz06 — June 9, 2008 @ 8:24 am

Bud Light Lime = Beer with training wheels

gravmark — June 7, 2008 @ 1:13 am

In brightest day, in blackest night,
No women shall escape my sight
Let those who try to put up a fight,
Beware my power…Heineken’s light!