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Theme day is coming

14 votes, average: 2.43 out of 514 votes, average: 2.43 out of 514 votes, average: 2.43 out of 514 votes, average: 2.43 out of 514 votes, average: 2.43 out of 5 (14 votes, average: 2.43 out of 5)
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May 1st Theme Day :

The Color Red

The Color Blue

Please tag your posts with the colors that you choose.  Untagged posts will be terminated like a bitch.

In other news : I’ve relaunched a website : www.comiccovers.com is now ready to receive your blessings.

update; for the love of cthulhu, do not upload a set of 5 totally unrelated images and title it “red things” or “blue things”.  I just deleted like 10 sets of images like that.  that’s stupid.  why would you do that.  Are you stupid.

YES YOU ARE.  DON’T BE STUPID.

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: DO NOT LABEL YOUR POST “THEME DAY POST” DO NOT TAG IT THEME DAY.

THAT IS STUPID.  WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Also: I just deleted another 5 or 6 collections  “random blue/red crap” posts and some posts that weren’t tagged correctly.  ZOMG PEOPLE.

UPDATE TO THE UPDATED UPDATE: He’s fucking looking left you bitches, LOOKING LEFT.  Also, just deleted about 50 submissions that were not tagged correctly.  FIFTY OF THEM BITCHES.  5-0.  lern to tag pls.

UpDated UPDATE TO THE UPDATED UPDATE:
I’m sure you noticed that I fixed the ‘error 500′ problem!  I somehow set the server on fire and it died :(  I think I have it back under control now.

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remember those couple of images with the elephant on the water skis? Yeah, we got video of that in action.  click it above!

to improve his stamina

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A doctor told Mrs. Stone to give her husband one pill a day and one drink of whiskey to improve his stamina. A month later, when Mrs. Stone came in for another visit, the doctor asked, “How are we doing with the pill and the whiskey?”Mrs. Stone answered, “Well, he’s a little behind with the pills, but he’s about six months ahead with the whiskey.”
Sun April 19 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit

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meet with President Bush

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An old man wearing a VFW hat walked up to the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine replied, “Sir, President Bush is no longer in office. He doesn’t live here anymore.”

The old man said, “Okay,” and walked away.

The following day, the very same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine once again told the veteran, respectfully, “Sir, as I said yesterday, President Bush is no longer in office and doesn’t live here anymore.”

The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying “I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.”

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to President Bush. I’ve told you already that he is no longer in office. He’s never coming back. Don’t you understand?”

The old veteran answered him, “Oh, I understand perfectly. It just makes me so happy to hear it — he didn’t attend the funeral of a single Marine killed in Iraq or Afghanistan, you know.”

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “Sir, see you tomorrow, sir!”
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can’t afford to get pregnant

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“I’ve got to get to the doctor and renew my prescription of birth control pills. I can’t afford to get pregnant!” said Edna to her friend Priscilla. “But I thought you said your husband had a vasectomy,”Priscill a responded. “He did.” replied Enda. “That’s why I can’t afford to get pregnant!”
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Asshole Bleach

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Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob job.” The second woman says “Oh that’s nothing, I’m thinking of having my asshole bleached!” To which the first replies, “Whoa I just can’t picture your husband as a blonde!”
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NSFW Content and YOU

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lately there’s been a few nsfw posts that have been submitted that I’ve gotten a couple complaints about, and I’ll be honest, it’s something that I’ve been trying to find a solution to.  Previously I just let it all hang out, hiding the NSFW stuff behind a cut, but with the same site layout, but then google told me that they didn’t want their adverts on NSFW content, so I had to made the google ads not show up on NSFW posts, but that was killing the non-nsfw posts…ugh.  My next solution was the M[c]S premium membership, but no one ever paid for it, so that’s going out the window now too…

I have a solution that I hope will make everyone out there in internetland happy: nsfw.myconfinedspace.com  you’ll still be notified that there’s a NSFW post on the main MCS pages, and you’ll see the comments, but you will have to click through to a completely separate subdomain, along with it’s own set of advertisements.  You’ll notice that there’s a nice red banner at the top (along with those long lost contest banners, yay), so you’ll know where you are before you scroll down.  Also, effective sometime soon, the NSFW content won’t be showing up in the RSS feed, there will be a separate feed for that kind of materials.

tl;dr : NSFW content is moved, but easier for you to view intentionally, but less easy to view unintentionally.

Ice Cream Eater

5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 55 votes, average: 4.40 out of 55 votes, average: 4.40 out of 55 votes, average: 4.40 out of 55 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5 (5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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A woman goes shoe-shopping one day. As the salesman is helping her try on shoes he notices she is not wearing panties. He looks at the woman and says, “Man, I’d love to fill that with ice cream and eat it!” The woman slaps the man and runs home to tell her husband. The husband acts disinterested and his wife gets angry and asks, “Aren’t you going to do anything!?” The husband replies, “First of all, you have too many shoes as it is.Second, you shouldn’t be out shopping without panties. And third of all, I’m not going to mess with anyone who can eat that much ice cream!”
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screw points

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I’m not fat, I’m samoan

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will write code for food

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it’s nice to be full

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Danger 220 000 Volts

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A sign I saw on a powerline tower thing.

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Tiny Sex

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A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, “How the hell do the two of you have sex?” The big guy says, “I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down.” His friend says, “You know, that don’t sound too bad.” The big guy says, “Well, it’s kind of like jerking off, only I got somebody to talk to.”
Thur April 9 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit

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don’t worry ladies, there’s plenty to go around

3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 53 votes, average: 4.33 out of 53 votes, average: 4.33 out of 53 votes, average: 4.33 out of 53 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5 (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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cash to cover the cleaning bill

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A drunk in a bar barfs all over his own shirt. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”

“Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”

So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.

The drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”
The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink…

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myfatspace

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Playing Doctor

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After discovering her young daughter playing doctor with the neighbor’s boy, the angry mother grabbed the boy by the ear and dragged him to his house and confronted his mother. “It’s only natural for young boys and girls to explore their sexuality by playing doctor at their age,” the neighbor said. “Sexuality?! ” the mother yelled. “He took out her appendix!”
Sat April 4 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit

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that’s how I roll

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