Hey MCS
Posted in Site News on May 18th, 2009 by tiki god | Report This Post |
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Can I ask you a favor?
updated to add: over 70 comments and not a single person does what I asked of you?
I guess you all hate me, /sob.
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Odd Menu
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A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere , parks his bike and walks inside.
As he passes thru the swingin’ doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar :
COLD BEER : $2.00
HAMBURGER : $2.25
CHEESEBURGER : $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB : $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole’ biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender
serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers..
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.
‘Yes?’ she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, ‘may I help you?’
The ole biker leans over the bar, “I was wondering young lady,†he whispers, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?â€
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs “Why yes, Yes, I sure amâ€.
The ole’ biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, “Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger.â€
– DeadDog » DeadDog Archive » Menu
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someday
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Virgin
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blimpin ain’t easy
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Choche Syndrome
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The doctor took Choche into the room and said, “Choche, I have some good news and some bad news.†Choche said, “Give me the good news.†“They’re going to name a disease after you.â€
– Fri May 15 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit
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I don’t need a football game to get drunk and scream at my television
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let’s get high
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Do you have a blog?
Posted in Site News on May 13th, 2009 by tiki god | Report This Post |
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If you do have a website, please feel free to add www.myconfinedspace.com to you website. I’d love to increase the MCS page rank, and with you help, I”ll be able to break the GPR of 5. Please link to MCS if you can.
Also: please up vote MCS on digg and reddit!
if you can’t link to mcs, at least hit the random link up on the top there. I’d love to hit 200,000 page views a day soon.
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A shark on whiskey is mighty risky
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A shark on whiskey… is mighty risky. But a shark on beer… is a beer engineer.

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George W. Bush Statue
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Dear Sir:
We have the distinction of being members of a committee to raise $200,000,000 to be used for placing a statue of George W. Bush in the Hall of Fame in Washington, D.C.
The committee was in a quandary about selecting the proper location for the statue. It was thought unwise to place it beside that of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside that of Richard Nixon, who never told the truth, since George W. Bush could never tell the difference.
After careful consideration, we think it should be placed next to the statue of Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all, in that he started out not
knowing where he was going, and in arriving did not know where he was, and in returning did not know where he had been — and managed to do it all on borrowed money.
The inscription on the statue will read: “I pledge allegiance to George W. Bush and to the national debt for which he stands, one man, expendible, with graft and corruption for all.”
Five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.” Nearly five thousand years later, Ronald Reagan said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.” Now George W. Bush has stolen the shovels, kicked our asses, raised the price of Camels, and laid waste to the Promised Land.
If you are one of the few who has any money left over after paying off Bush’s huge national debt, we will expect a generous contribution from you toward this noteworthy project.
Yours sincerely,
National Committee on the Bush Bust
P.S. It is said that Michael Steele is considering changing the Republican party emblem from an elephant to a condom because it stands for inflation, protects a bunch of pricks, halts production, and gives a false sense of security while one is getting screwed!
– snopes.com: The President’s Statue and the Promised Land
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The post queue is full
Posted in Site News on May 12th, 2009 by tiki god | Report This Post |
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Not 100% full, but I just realized that I’m already queuing up images for June, so please don’t complain that it takes over a month to get yoru image up, blame it on all the shitty quality images that are already ready to be posted.
Also, has anyone see my pants?
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recipe for disaster – cola and pop rocks
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strictly for my ninjas
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computers – the wave of the future
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epilepsy – seize the day
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The Best Law Enforcement
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The Los Angeles Police Dept., the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it — including the rabbit — and make no apologies. Their press release on their “successful operation” notes “The rabbit had it coming.”
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, “OK, OK — I’m a rabbit, I’m a rabbit!”
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I have reservations
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Star Trek Book Club Discussion Forums Links
Posted in Site News on May 7th, 2009 by tiki god | Report This Post |
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notice anything odd about the stats for the STBC forums?
Discussion Forum
| Topic | Posts | Last Poster |
|---|---|---|
| Early Reviews of 2009 Movie | 1 | tiki god |
| Anyone read the return books? | 1 | tiki god |
| Why did they even bother? | 1 | tiki god |
| recent downtime | 1 | tiki god |
| Destiny trilogy and subsequent books. | 7 | tiki god |
| Star Trek Vanguard : The first three | 6 | tiki god |
| Upcoming Star Trek Movie? | 8 | vwguy16 |
| Who’s got the Star Trek rights now? | 3 | tiki god |
| TOS BluRay Disks | 4 | tiki god |
Yeah, that’s me pretty much talking to myself. If you have a MCS login(if not, you can register!), it’ll work over at the star trek forums, so please go talk to me. or talk amongst yourselves. either way, there’s a perfectly good website sitting over there not being loved. Go love it.
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it’s called beer pong
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May 18, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Sure, if I can keep my underwear on. And if it’s legal. Or I guess it can be illegal I really am not that conservative.
May 18, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Of course Tiki, we are your friends.. But whatever it is.. Die must take her underwear off.
May 18, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Depends on the favor, I was all onboard for whatever, and then die said no undies off so im going to go the cautious route and require to know what it is.
May 18, 2009 at 5:40 pm
/agree to removal of said underwear.
I’ll bring a bottle of Gents Jack too!
May 18, 2009 at 5:41 pm
I’ll take my underwear off, and join Die in taking hers off. But anything for you Tiki… ANYTHING.
May 18, 2009 at 5:42 pm
WHAT IS IT YOU WANT FROM US!?
May 18, 2009 at 5:43 pm
What Tiki What!! dieA, Take it off! Take it off!
May 18, 2009 at 5:45 pm
I waited for quite a while before realizing no image would load.
@everyone talking about die: She only consented to illegal activity, not to removal. Sad day, I know.
May 18, 2009 at 5:47 pm
@dieAntagonista: Also let’s do it.
May 18, 2009 at 5:49 pm
DAMN IT TIKI! TELL US! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US!
May 18, 2009 at 5:51 pm
I want to be part of this mystery.
May 18, 2009 at 5:51 pm
TIKI HAS THE H1N1 SWINE FLU!!!
May 18, 2009 at 5:52 pm
I’m not gay!!!
May 18, 2009 at 5:53 pm
The evil Tiki says to himself, It will drive them nuts if I ask “Can I ask you a favor?” and nothing else. Mwahahahah!
May 18, 2009 at 5:54 pm
THE MAJORITY OF YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC! CAN WE WEED OUT THE REASON AS TO WHY?!
May 18, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Of course not. I’m tired.
May 18, 2009 at 5:55 pm
@Tardex: This from someone named Tardex. HA! Also SEE CASEMODS.
May 18, 2009 at 5:56 pm
What could the all-powerful, super-wise, benevolent tiki want from little ol’ me? What ever you want, I’m sure it won’t involve taking underwear off, so sure, you can ask.
May 18, 2009 at 5:56 pm
anything in the name of science!
May 18, 2009 at 5:57 pm
What’s the meaning of this? I demand an answer!
May 18, 2009 at 5:59 pm
TIKI WANTS MORE WEB SITE VIEWS SO WE MAKE A REALLY LARGE NUMBER. ALSO SWINE FLU!!! PARANOIA… WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!
May 18, 2009 at 6:01 pm
THE ATCHWONENWON IS SCARY SHIT SONSSSS!!!
May 18, 2009 at 6:01 pm
I r confused.
What?
May 18, 2009 at 6:05 pm
WHO IS WATCHING THE WATCHMEN!
WHY SO SERIOUS?
CAPS ARE ON.
May 18, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Yes, Tiki, you may ask me a favor.
Whether or not I grant it depends on the favor.
May 18, 2009 at 6:11 pm
@Puulaahi:
WHO IS WATCHMEN THE CHILDRENAZ!!?!?!?!?1?!?!!
May 18, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Maybe, possibly, what are the legalities involved?
May 18, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Are you running low on boobs again Tiki?
May 18, 2009 at 6:16 pm
WHAT IS IT
TELL US OR SO HELP ME GOD
I WILL BE A LITTLE BIT ANNOYED
BUT NOT TO THE POINT I DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
!!!
May 18, 2009 at 6:18 pm
WHAT’s the favor?
May 18, 2009 at 6:19 pm
@RSIxidor: OH NOES NOT THE CHILDREN!!!!!
May 18, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Yes.
May 18, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Of course Tiki, we love you!
May 18, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Yes Tiki, you can ask a favor.
Odd thing it, I took off my underwear before clicking on Comments. Weird, I know.
May 18, 2009 at 6:28 pm
@Zane: I gave up on underwear altogether.
May 18, 2009 at 6:28 pm
YOU HAVE MY SWORD!
www.ageofthering.com/atthemovies/cast/aragorn.jpg
May 18, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Oh that’s just too good to pass up!
“And MY axe.”
www.tvsnob.com/pictures/Gimli_With_Axe.jpg
May 18, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Oh epic fail. Legolas says his line before Gimli. How could I!? For shame…for shame…
May 18, 2009 at 6:32 pm
@Puulaahi: HATE CRIME! HATE CRIME!
May 18, 2009 at 6:33 pm
I’m wondering if Tiki did this to make us do this.
May 18, 2009 at 6:34 pm
I think his favor was to see how many comments he could get.
May 18, 2009 at 6:34 pm
And my bow:
www.elflady.com/legolasgreenleaf/films/lotr/publicity/images/legolas083.jpg
Fuck it
@Tardex:
FUCK THE POLISH!!! 187 on a mother fucking pole? No, this doesn’t work.
May 18, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Probably more tranny porn.
May 18, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Sure Tiki ask away…
Um Tiki?? Are you there??
Tiki!?!
{woof}{woof}
Lassie?!? WTF?!? {woof} What is it girl? {woof}{woof}{woof}{woof}
Tiki’s fallen down a well?!? OMG!!!
May 18, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Chocolate or strawberry?
Oh wait… you said “favor”…
:p
May 18, 2009 at 6:43 pm
You can ask…
May 18, 2009 at 6:46 pm
S s s s s
A a a a a
F f f f f
E e e e e
T t t t t
Y y y y y
DANCE dance dance dance dance
May 18, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Yes, dear?
A reach-around you say?
May 18, 2009 at 6:49 pm
@RSIxidor: <3<3
May 18, 2009 at 6:55 pm
your favors typically involve midgets, a donkey, a bucket of ice, and a putter… but.. I guess I could help out.
May 18, 2009 at 6:55 pm
He must be out of jack.
May 18, 2009 at 6:57 pm
@RSIxidor: YOU CAN DANCE IF YOU WANT TO!
May 18, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Sure, we’ll help however we can!
May 18, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Hmm Tiki since you bring me more joy than my wife ever has yes anything for you pal!!!
May 18, 2009 at 7:16 pm
@Tardex: WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND!
May 18, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Tiki, you need bail money again, don’t you?
May 18, 2009 at 7:19 pm
I’ll help you…but I expect compensation.
May 18, 2009 at 7:25 pm
alright….but this time YOU get sloppy seconds!
May 18, 2009 at 7:35 pm
no.
I’m not doing that again, that burned.
May 18, 2009 at 7:43 pm
wow this is amazing, like a bunch of zombies anxiously waiting to serve. lol where is blondie to complete the set lol
May 18, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Alright Tiki, we’ll do it I don’t know what it is but I’m in
May 18, 2009 at 7:47 pm
if you want I will take my underwear off.
May 18, 2009 at 7:53 pm
ill do it if i can go pee first
May 18, 2009 at 7:53 pm
FUCK THE POLICE!
May 18, 2009 at 7:56 pm
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May 18, 2009 at 7:58 pm
NO FUCKING WAY!
May 18, 2009 at 7:59 pm
lol.. shouldn’t this be more appropriate in the forums?
May 18, 2009 at 8:00 pm
you can always ask….
May 18, 2009 at 8:01 pm
He passed out before he could ask us didn’t he?
May 18, 2009 at 8:01 pm
hmm i think i need some JD now..
May 18, 2009 at 8:06 pm
@TlKlGOD: you don’t have to be a women to do it with a guy.
May 18, 2009 at 8:14 pm
I don’t think so Tiki. I will not be your slave. Asshole.
May 18, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Ok Tl, get pics of DieA with out panties on?
May 18, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Hm, is this a trick question? Does it have something to do with how you asked. I didn’t even know you could say it like that, ‘can I ask you a favor.’
I don’t like when there’s something I don’t understand. Clarify this now or there will be consequences to your doings.
May 18, 2009 at 8:19 pm
@orchunter: Panties on would be sexier. White cotton or a thong.
May 18, 2009 at 8:20 pm
What is this, some kind of sick joke?!
May 18, 2009 at 8:28 pm
@Tiki God: If you’re doubting your sexuality and you want too change you just have to be sure you really want it. As childish some people on this site might be i know some will support your choice. if you plan to do it and it will make you happy 10000% then do it, but without doubts. either way if you decide to change your “status” it wouldn’t matter for me. cause the site will still be kick ass as it always been. and if you dig men? it also doesn’t matter also because this site has reached out to all over the world of different nationalities and status. This website is as multi-cultural as the internet together.
May 18, 2009 at 8:30 pm
@casemods: you are right, but don’t forget the the see through or somewhat see through tank top.
May 18, 2009 at 8:37 pm
@ColumbianMonkey: I like your thinking and point of view.
@Tiki God: You don’t have to be a woman to be with a man. If you want to be a woman because that is who you feel you truly are, then that’s the only reason to become a woman. Don’t conform to society’s view of a couple as strictly a man and a woman – it could be that or a man & man or woman & woman. Follow your heart.
May 18, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Uh, people, this person: TlKlGOD
is NOT the real Tiki.
Sheesh.
May 18, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I have no fucking idea what’s going on. If Tiki has a favor to ask, it would be great for him to actually ASK it before he chastises people for not granting it. Just a thought.
May 18, 2009 at 8:46 pm
and a regular user is able to update the post they made?
May 18, 2009 at 8:49 pm
@dieAntagonista: Does that mean we aren’t going to get to see you in your underwear?
May 18, 2009 at 8:50 pm
fucking drunk!!!
wortfless, lazy god can’t even finish a sentece.
I am going back to worshi…
May 18, 2009 at 8:52 pm
I’m thinking this is not a sick joke, but some kind of riddle that someone needs to figure out. I’m putting my money on dieA to do just that…
May 18, 2009 at 8:53 pm
@dieAntagonista: No, but it would explain his comments in the threesome thread…
May 18, 2009 at 8:54 pm
He made the update only moments after TlKlGOD made that comment.
Why would he complain about people not doing what he asked of them after 70 comments, when that user made that comment just shortly before he made the update.
Second, Tiki’s screen name is all lower case, and he has a link to his TikiWebGroup in it.
Use your brain.
Conclusion: TlKlGOD is an idiot and you fell for it.
May 18, 2009 at 9:00 pm
he probably would like us to click on his advertisers more often……right tiki? more moolah would help, right tiki?
May 18, 2009 at 9:06 pm
If the favor involves tiki, natedog and a camera, I’m all in.
May 18, 2009 at 9:10 pm
@nyokki:
I feel left out and neglected. D:
May 18, 2009 at 9:12 pm
@nos4raaa2: You know people who earn money through Google Adsense are not allowed to tell anyone they should click on the ads, right.
May 18, 2009 at 9:13 pm
So but that’s the only thing I can think of too.
I’m going to say this completely independently from any person I may or may not know:
Click on the Google ads, and at the top of the site – click on the Random Link, and eat more carrots because they’re good for your eyes.
May 18, 2009 at 9:19 pm
@dieAntagonista:
Why?
May 18, 2009 at 9:19 pm
@dieAntagonista:
And eat celery. It’s good for your cardiovascular system and makes you shit like an elephant.
May 18, 2009 at 9:24 pm
I turned off ABP for this page… and suddenly I see ads and it all makes sense.
Does Tiki get paid for us just clicking on them cuz’ I can’t afford to actually buy anything.
May 18, 2009 at 9:26 pm
You people all wear underwear? How…. pedestrian.
May 18, 2009 at 9:29 pm
I’d rather pop another nitro.
May 18, 2009 at 9:37 pm
@outofocus:
Only for the Google ads, yes he does. All you have to do is click, that’s correct.
@Alte:
Hey I paid good money for my underwear. Personally I think only pants are overrated. No seriously, I could buy bras and panties all day long. In all colours. With lace, without lace. With patterns, without patterns. With ribbons, without ribbons. OBEY AND CONSUME.
May 18, 2009 at 9:43 pm
you just did Tiki
May 18, 2009 at 9:47 pm
I own one pair, the ones I took my army physical in back in 1970. Big brown racing stripe up the back. I like to think they helped save me an unwanted vacation in the great Republic of South Vietnam. Or it might have been the hit of acid that kicked in during the audio test. Who’s to say.
Anyway I only wear them now on special occasions… That is if I think I might be in a car accident. Can’t have the EMTs thinking I don’t wear undies.