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- The Shweeb Rotorua nyokki
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Woot off lights, Tron Trailers, Twitter and FUCK YOU by Lily Allen!
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cyber de Milo
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Thur July 23 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit
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A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300 she exclaimed, “I don’t have that kind of money!! But I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!†The man arched an eyebrow. “Anything?†“Yes, anything†the blonde promised. With that, the man said, “Follow me†He walked into the next room and ordered, “Come in and close the door†She did. He then said, “Get on your knees†She did. Then he said, “Take down my zipper†She did. He said, “Go ahead…take it out†She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes and whispered, “Well… go ahead!†The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding it close to her lips she said loudly “HELLO…..MOM, can you hear me???
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The Beer Goggler | Sometimes, All It Takes Is One More Drink…
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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. The doctors were at a loss so they decided to try one last quasi-medical trick.
They went to her husband and said, “As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.†The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they’d close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife’s room.
After a few minutes the woman’s monitor flatlined—no pulse, no heart rate.
The doctors ran back into the room. “What happened!?†they cried. The husband said, “I’m not sure—I think maybe she choked.â€
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let’s fuck – all I need is u
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Refreshing your cache should fix any cookie problems, I had to change the way the cookies were salted so that they would work on all three of the mcs sub sites main/forums/nsfw.
Thanks to Nyoki for pointing out some issues in the forums, anyone else find anything I need to fix?
Also: there’s only 12 hours worth of posts in the queue right now, and I’m going to be going out of town in a week or so. Please feed the queue.
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This have changed
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Did you notice that things are green?
Have you noticed anything broken?
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things are changing
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they’re rearranging.
I’m in the chat room chillin, but you know what this place needs?
more pictures. go submit some now!
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a midget with a speech impediment
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A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, “How will I recognize him?” “That’s easy, he’s a midget with a speech impediment.”
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he’s looking for a male or female horse. “A female horth.” So he shows him a prized filly. “Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth”?
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse’s eyes the once over. “Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth”?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse’s ears.
“Nith earzth, can I thee her mouf”? The rancher is gettin’ pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse’s mouth.
“Nith mouf, can I thee her twat”?
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget’s head as far as he can up the horse’s twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
“Perhapth I should rephrathe that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit”?
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thundercats hoe
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world’s greatest divorce letter
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Dear Connie,
I know the counselor said we shouldn’t contact each other during our “cooling off†period, but I couldn’t wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I’d never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride has cost me a lot of things. I’m tired of pretending I don’t miss you. I don’t care about looking bad anymore. I don’t care who makes the first move as long as one of us does.
Maybe it’s time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says “There’s no one like you, Connie.†I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they’re not you. They’re not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Raffles and brought her home with me. I don’t say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation.
She was young, maybe 20, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent roller skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn’t believe and an ass that just wouldn’t quit. Every man’s dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we’ve made important in our lives. It’s all so superficial.
What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I’m getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I’m never really thought of that before.
I don’t know, maybe I’m just growing up a little. Later, after I tossed her about a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, “Why do I feel so drained and empty?†It wasn’t just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn’t feel the same because you weren’t there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Connie, I’m just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.
Do you remember Suzanne, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn’t eating right without a woman around. I didn’t know what she meant till later, but that’s not the real story.
Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we’re banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart’s a total monster in the sack. She’s giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she’s not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother’s old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it’s totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I can’t help thinking, “Why didn’t Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? We’ve had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy.â€
Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vicky’s just a kid and all, but she’s got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she’s been a real friend to me during this painful time. She’s given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She’s pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she really is. So we’re doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here’s this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry.
And then it turns out Vicky’s really into the whole anal thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I’m thrusting inside your baby sister’s cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you. It’s true, Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don’t you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can.
If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.
Otherwise, can you let me know where the f**king remote is?
Love, Dan
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Clever speeder
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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner’s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who’s car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there’s no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove-box, and that there was a body in the trunk?
Driver: Yeah, and I’ll bet the big liar told you I was speeding too!
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Super Troopers Names
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Quarelling Children
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_Mother:_ “Hush! You two children are always quarrelling. Why can’t you
agree once in a while?â€
_Georgia:_ “We do agree, mamma. Edith wants the largest apple and so do
I.â€
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Whiskey Accident
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A Scotchman had been presented with a pint flask of rare old Scotch
whiskey. He was walking briskly along the road toward home, when along
came a Ford which he did not sidestep quite in time. It threw him down
and hurt his leg quite badly. He got up and limped down the road.
Suddenly he noticed that something warm and wet was trickling down his
leg.
“Oh, Lord,†he groaned, “I hope that’s blood!â€
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RIP MJ
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STAND BACK
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I’m 10 beers down and have decided that NOW is the time to upgrade the various code that i have on mcs. if the site dies, you’ll know why.
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Skittles or M&Ms?
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Sleepwalking Newly Wed
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“I know I’m old, but I’m crazy about you,†stated Mr. Moneybags. “When I
go I’ll leave all my fortune to you if you’ll have me.â€
“Have you any bad habits?†asked Miss Goldielocks, thoughtfully.
“Only that I walk in my sleep, if you could call that a bad habit.â€
“You dear old thing. Of course I’ll marry you. And we’ll have our
honeymoon on the top floor of some tall hotel, won’t we?â€
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July 21, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Well I feel stupid.
July 21, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Ratings? Comments and images. Gone. Fix.
July 21, 2009 at 3:18 pm
ratings will be gone for a little while unfortunately, they were causing too much stress on the server. I’ll reenable them once I’m able to move some sites around.
July 21, 2009 at 3:58 pm
The search too. We need the search thingy. So we can find that one special image and fap to it.
July 21, 2009 at 5:08 pm
holy fuck, how did I forget to put that in.
July 23, 2009 at 9:37 pm
This is what I got when I searched mcs for god’s facebook
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German?
July 21, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I stopped posting stuff because it took too long to make it up to the site. But since you asked nicely, I’ll get off my ass and finally start to contribute again.
July 21, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Thank for the info regarding the ratings feature. I liked rating the pics so that all the cool folks who post pics feel appreciated (smile).
I tried posting a few pics a few months back but never saw any of them. I figured they didn’t meet this site’s standards. I will try again!
Thanks again to Tiki and all the other contributors!!! Keep’em Coming!
July 21, 2009 at 8:35 pm
I’m getting used to it and I’ll be patient. You’re doin’ pretty good (I’m learning from you.). One day I’ll start my own. Thanx! TIKI GOOD GOD!!!
July 22, 2009 at 12:08 am
lol, in this post you spelled nyokki wrong tiki…
July 22, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Actually, he didn’t. Nyoki is my ‘official’ name on mcs, I just changed it nyokki (as a nickname) because nyoki linked to someone else’s myspace for some reason.