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Two rules to success in life
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“1. Don’t tell people everything you know.â€
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wanna go do karate in the garage
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tyrannosaurus rex – boots with the fur
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twilight can bite my ass
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Over confident CEO
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A new CEO takes over at a struggling company and decides to get rid of all the slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can’t believe this guy would just stand around on the job.
The new CEO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, “What are you doing here?â€
“I’m just waiting to get paid,†responds the man.
Furious, the CEO asks “How much money do you make a week?â€
A little surprised, the young fellow replies, “I make about $300 a week. Why?â€
The CEO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to cash for $1,200 and says, “Here’s four weeks’ pay, now get out and don’t come back.â€
The man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out.
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looks around the room and asks, “Does anyone want to tell me what just happened here?â€
From across the room comes a voice, “Yeah, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,200.â€
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top gun volleyball
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Remember the holiday
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dont’ forget that MCS has a christmas tag, please feel free to go through all the past christmas images and hotlink them to whatever website you want to!
Don’t forget to mention where you found them 
EDITED TO SAY: If you want to submit xmas images, now’s the time, we’re just about full up on them!
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religious kids
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest ; when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.†The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.†The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.†The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.†Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well……?†She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24″ waist and 34″ hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.â€
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The Winking Sales Man
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82. A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview.
“Looking at your résumé, I can see that you’re more than qualified,†says the interviewer. “Unfortunately, we can’t have our sales reps constantly winking at customers, so we can’t hire you.â€
“But wait,†says the man. “If I take two aspirin, I stop winking.â€
“Then show me,†replies the interviewer.
So the guy reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a pile of condoms in all different shapes, sizes, and colors before finally finding a packet of aspirin. He pops the pills and immediately stops winking.
“It’s great you stopped winking,†says the interviewer, “but we can’t have our salesmen womanizing all over the country.â€
“What do you mean?†asks the man. “I’m happily married.â€
“How do you explain all the condoms?†asks the interviewer.
“Oh, that,†sighs the man. “Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?â€
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tokyo is for rovers
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She needs larger breasts
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A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks.
One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small. The husband comes up with a suggestion. “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.â€
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. “How long will this take?†she asks.
“They’ll grow slightly larger every day over a period of years,†he replies.
The wife stops. “Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?â€
The husband shrugs. “Why not, it worked for your butt, didn’t it?â€
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I Love All Of You
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1 – Comment rating is now members only. you don’t have to be MCS+, but you do need to be logged in. this is because of performance issues only.
2 – most importantly, I LOVE YOU GUYS. all of you. even the racist stupid pieces of shit that inspire hatred and ignorance. you’re all a part of MCS and I love you guys. continue to do what you do, just don’t be dicks about it.
3 – I hate vodka, but that’s all I have tonight. last night I tried to drink a cup of it with the normal ratio of alcohol / water that I do with whiskey, and I ended up puking for an hour straight, so tonight, I’m trying it at 1/2 strength. ugh.
4 – I need more whiskey. I’ll touch on this later. Oh hey, you know what I haven’t done in forever? Links to internet-d! You should join all the cool people over there that are talking about serious issues, like:
- Native language shapes the melody of a newborn baby’s cry at Nerdshit tiki god
- The Smallest Snowman nyokki
- Is Obama Scrooge? nyokki
- Matrix: Lego Style nyokki
- People of Walmart nyokki
- Must See: District 13: Ultimatum Puulaahi
- DARPA’s Red Balloons nyokki
- Tea Parties – The Documentary nyokki
- NBC, Comcast and…Hulu? nyokki
- NY State Senator Diane Savino on the marriage equality bill tiki god
Babies learning to talk before they’re born, small nano snowmen, obama being (falsely) accused of being a scrooge, matrix in lego, people in walmart, darpa’s red balls, HULU was sold to comcast, and a big titty Senator talking about gay people.
Trust me, she’s got huge tits, but it’s safe for work, so you should watch her video.
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the spocker
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telepathic watch
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A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?†

â€No,†he replies, “I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was testing it.†

Intrigued, the woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?†

â€It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me,†he explains. 

â€What’s it telling you now?†

â€Well, it says that you’re not wearing any panties…†

The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!†

The man exclaims, “Damn—it must be broken again. It’s always running an hour fast!â€
via Maxim’s 100 Funniest Jokes | Maxim.com.
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the easiest hole on the course
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the dude abides
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the beast
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swine skull
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I have fixed things
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Comment Voting: Fixed
Comment Replying: Fixed
Subscribe to comments via E-Mail: Fixed
Weird Random Redirects after commenting: Fixed
500k Header image: beaten until it was only 872 single bytes
Latest Images block: removed for performance reasons, may return, may not
It’s amazing what I can do when I don’t drink.
Next up: Removing adverts in the forums for MCS+ users, adding UID in the forums, bringing internet forum karma from the forums to the main site, and being awesome.
Did I miss anything? Can I do anything for you? How’s your night going?
December 15, 2009 at 7:28 am
I so wanne see this Shirt on some fine looking girls…