the3g_ipwn — November 24, 2008 @ 11:10 pm

So that’s what the 3 shells are for…

FlyingMantisShrimp — November 24, 2008 @ 11:17 pm

It’s about time somebody explained it.

the3g_ipwn — November 24, 2008 @ 11:18 pm

You too? Damn I thought all this time I had just missed an epic joke.

Dreth — November 24, 2008 @ 11:38 pm

I already do the last one with the soap bases on other people’s handswasher.

Marrock — November 24, 2008 @ 11:48 pm

Wrong… you use the first one, then you use the second one to see if you need the third one.

Paul_Is_Drunk — November 24, 2008 @ 11:49 pm

That was bothering me to this day.

ian356094 — November 25, 2008 @ 12:14 am

FINALLY, we have an explanation.

Elepski — November 25, 2008 @ 12:32 am

DAMN… finally!

nyokki — November 25, 2008 @ 1:34 am

Glad to see someone did the research.

casemods — November 25, 2008 @ 2:42 am

I have never seen see shells like this? What is everyone on about? And what if you have diarrhea? Then you just shat all over the place!

nyokki — November 25, 2008 @ 2:58 am

@casemods: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106697/

casemods — November 25, 2008 @ 3:08 am

@nyokki: I just remembered that movie, but I don’t remember the part about the seashells :\

dieAntagonista — November 25, 2008 @ 3:59 am

Jesus, I was wondering about this since I was like.. 10? Damn.

nyokki — November 25, 2008 @ 4:02 am

@casemods:
John Spartan: [whispering to Lenina] Look, I don’t know if you guys know it, but uh… you’re out of toilet paper.
Alfredo Garcia: [confused] Did… did you say toilet *paper*?
Lenina Huxley: Um… they used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th…
[Lenina, Alfredo, and Erwin all laugh]
John Spartan: I’m happy that you’re happy, but the place where you’re supposed to have the toilet paper, you’ve got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
Erwin: He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells!
[Erwin continues to laugh, then calms down]
Erwin: I can see how that could be confusing.

John Spartan: [to machine on wall after finding out that they no longer use toilet paper] Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.

John Spartan: But there’s just one thing I wanna know…
Lenina Huxley: Hm?
John Spartan: How’s that damn three seashell thing work?

lordjek — November 30, 2008 @ 12:19 pm

yeah, years in waiting…

dieAntagonista — November 6, 2008 @ 1:22 am

Ahh. Photos like that make my heart ache.

Puulaahi — November 6, 2008 @ 1:23 am

Home

nyokki — November 6, 2008 @ 1:46 am

@Puulaahi: What kind of birds are perched there?

copypaiste — November 6, 2008 @ 1:49 am

Looks like pelicans :\

Puulaahi — November 6, 2008 @ 1:57 am

Look like Pelicans to me too. Their are so many coastal birds here, impossible to know them all.

nyokki — November 6, 2008 @ 2:19 am

Man, I need new glasses.

flex — November 6, 2008 @ 6:22 am

I was about to post a question, then I remembered a thing called Google.

This reminds me of Haystack Rock which is shown in The Goonies, which I’ve just found out was filmed up the coast in Oregon.

Puulaahi — November 6, 2008 @ 2:32 pm

Astoria, Oregon. I have always wanted to visit that place. I am a big fan of The Goonies too.

maxxsmart — November 7, 2008 @ 1:43 am

Well this image was taken in Santa Cruz California. Most of the birds found on top are Brown Pelicans.

dieAntagonista — November 5, 2008 @ 8:19 am

At first I thought it was an ultrasound picture. I love apples. And I love NYC.

Phyreblade — November 7, 2008 @ 4:20 am

As Palin would say: “This apple is a microcosm of the universe…”

Exacerbate — October 15, 2008 @ 8:25 pm

Looks like a melted horse.

nyokki — October 15, 2008 @ 8:31 pm

@Exacerbate: You see a melted horse, not a cigar?

the3g_ipwn — October 15, 2008 @ 8:40 pm

I see an orange rock.

bright green — October 15, 2008 @ 8:53 pm

Looks like a dong.

thelotuseater725 — October 15, 2008 @ 9:56 pm

It looks like that gun from Dead Space

etiii — October 15, 2008 @ 10:48 pm

All I see is a rusted piece of metal in the sand. Who’s Freude. O.K… I’ll go take my Haldol.

doc — October 15, 2008 @ 11:15 pm

I hope someone wasn’t trying to pass this off as art.

englishelectriclightning — October 16, 2008 @ 8:53 am

Er,and exactly what did Freude have to say regarding industrial refuse?

FlappyCunt — October 16, 2008 @ 11:37 am

looks like a piece of engine block we threw in the fire to glow- Magnesium works -iron doesn’t -we found this out- with like four engine blocks.

Exacerbate — October 16, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

@nyokki:
Sorry. I was a little high when I first saw this. Now I don’t see anything.

the3g_ipwn — October 16, 2008 @ 6:08 pm

^^
LOL

natedog — October 13, 2008 @ 8:24 am

i would try this.

it looks sacrilegious, but i would still give it a go

vutterfly — October 13, 2008 @ 9:36 am

weird.
we have a four-player chessboard. THAT is pretty fun. i like chess.

gor — October 13, 2008 @ 10:32 am

The type of chess is alright, but my favorite type of chess variant is Byzantine chess. It’s played on a circular board and has no pawn promotion.

tiki god — October 13, 2008 @ 11:10 am

where do you plug in the controllers?

Puulaahi — October 13, 2008 @ 11:30 am

Check

Flickerdart — October 13, 2008 @ 11:41 am

I love how it counts “1,2,3,4,9,10,11,12.”

natedog — October 13, 2008 @ 12:36 pm

@Flickerdart: yer doin it wrong

there are 3 sides, look at them all

Dacianprick — October 13, 2008 @ 2:53 pm

I just came

nyokki — October 13, 2008 @ 7:22 pm

I wonder if alliances are allowed.

NicodemusLegend — October 13, 2008 @ 10:06 pm

I remember seeing something like this (the three-way version, seriously) about 10 years ago….

Magukas77 — October 13, 2008 @ 10:37 pm

I feel like there is a point in this board (or maybe a couple) that moves would get really confusing, especially for the bishops

Special Kail — October 13, 2008 @ 10:49 pm

@Magukas77: no, it’s paradox free time travel.

Phyreblade — October 15, 2008 @ 12:36 am

This is cool…

Tardex — October 9, 2008 @ 9:06 pm

Does it zoom out with each picture? Either way, I hate china, this is disgusting.

jediadept — October 9, 2008 @ 9:13 pm

Reminds me of dystopia

nyokki — October 9, 2008 @ 9:20 pm

Wow, I thought living in NYC was crowded.

Also, you’re slacking diabeetus, no “first” on your own posts?

Caio — October 9, 2008 @ 9:23 pm

I dunno. I think it’d be nice to live in a place like this. There’s kind of a symmetrical beauty to it all and also you probably wouldn’t have to get to know your landlord very well. I hate smalltalking with landlords.

AlecDalek — October 9, 2008 @ 9:24 pm

At least they don’t shoot people in the dick.

doc — October 9, 2008 @ 9:38 pm

Most of these pictures are from Michael Wolf’s “Architecture of Density” collection. http://www.photomichaelwolf.co.....hitecture/

outofocus — October 10, 2008 @ 1:41 am

I was going to say that some of these reminded me of Hong Kong.

I don’t think I could handle living in that situation… if anything, because I don’t see how they could possibly control any pest infestations. I live in a house turned into an apartment building and even with monthly treatments, the issues are never ending because some of my neighbors are fucking pigs.

Elepski — October 10, 2008 @ 3:06 am

At least they have housing…

dieAntagonista — October 10, 2008 @ 3:33 am

Ah I love China oh yes. How can you not fall in love with such extremes. Oh yea talk about feeling mediocre.
In a society like that, you will only get noticed if you’re really successful or pretty damn amazing. That’s the main reason I would wanna live there
for a while.
Just to see how much it would provoke me to live
up to my full potential.

Brevity Truta — October 10, 2008 @ 5:26 am

They remind me of termite mounds, the kind we get up north: http://travelblog.viator.com/w.....-in-nt.jpg
something that’s not original, comparing the way big cities are like insect hives, just the way they’re not surrounded by smaller buildings really reminded me.

Plus, pastels, I like that. Apartments are alright if you have a balcony. I don’t like being glassed in.

FlappyCunt — October 10, 2008 @ 6:25 pm

@AlecDalek: Who shoots people in the dick? did i miss something at lunch?

Phyreblade — October 11, 2008 @ 6:05 pm

This *is* SimCity. The Chinese Government knows how to play real life SimCity very well…

BowToMe — October 9, 2008 @ 4:10 pm

This is really cool, but the bottom left word … “hard” hrmmm.

BowToMe — October 9, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

Sorry, bottom right word … I never learned my right from left …

tiki god — October 9, 2008 @ 4:11 pm

I hate this game, god

deuce — October 9, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

Center square FTW.

garbledxmission — October 9, 2008 @ 4:18 pm

It’s even better if you look at the word to the left of “hard”. Guess he and his spouse liked to fuck…a lot.

LukeV1-5 — October 9, 2008 @ 4:29 pm

I LOVE this game.

But it always gets violent.

Because people try to use words like “Pvan”.

Paul_Is_Drunk — October 9, 2008 @ 5:00 pm

What is the word going through gentle?

Footfall?

Kero — October 9, 2008 @ 5:33 pm

“Loveab”??
CHALLENGE!

Sarcastastic — October 9, 2008 @ 5:42 pm

@Paul_Is_Drunk: I thought foot tall at first, but judging by the rest of it being hobbies and traits, I’d say football.

@Kero: He’s using the blank tile like in my previous statement. It most likely is supposed to say loveable.

Shanghai_Factor — October 9, 2008 @ 6:25 pm

While picturing the family planning this tombstone, I’m not seeing why they chose to put “dead” on it. I would think that you’d want to continue listing positive things you remembered about him (like all the other words and the theme of the thing altogether), rather than “dead.”

Darthmalt — October 9, 2008 @ 6:38 pm

Well id say the family or maybe even the dead guy had an odd sense of humor. I know I would think “dead” was hilarious.

flintlocke — October 9, 2008 @ 6:46 pm

I only see “DEAR”. Not “DEAD”.

Also: “FOOT”?

dorix — October 9, 2008 @ 6:51 pm

@flintlocke: Blank tile is a wildcard. The word is FOOTBALL.

nyokki — October 9, 2008 @ 7:31 pm

I’m guessing it supposed to be loveable using a blank, but it’s spelled wrong anyway.

storminator — October 10, 2008 @ 12:37 am

how may points did they score ??

Brevity Truta — October 10, 2008 @ 5:37 am

Killed himself over a hard poker loss, left the family scrabbling for meaning.

Paul_Is_Drunk — October 10, 2008 @ 6:57 am

Okay, but does Lost mean the television show, or did he symbolically lose the game of scrabble?

goforbroke — October 11, 2008 @ 1:24 am

@Paul_Is_Drunk: or maybe he just lost the game?

casemods — October 9, 2008 @ 4:06 am

That’s a pretty sweet ass ride.

SKILLERWHALE — October 9, 2008 @ 4:35 am

prolly hell on the honda engine tho.

Wip3outUK — October 9, 2008 @ 9:32 am

Honda? thats a VW !

FlappyCunt — October 9, 2008 @ 3:04 pm

Skillers got skill- I bet it is hell on a honda..But V-DUB has a stronger pull.. Im curious how the vans front end is built.. is there still airbags?- i don’t think it’s leagel to ride in a trailer.. diabeetus- are these model citizens in your neck of the redneck woods?

hellb0y666 — October 8, 2008 @ 11:08 pm

go speed racer…go! Let’s make it better with a salted road!!

casemods — October 9, 2008 @ 12:44 am

Sittin on 20’s yo.

Hepathos — October 9, 2008 @ 6:41 am

I imagine this with Gladiator music

kuTTer — October 9, 2008 @ 7:14 am

mmm lettuce

FlappyCunt — October 9, 2008 @ 3:15 pm

They make good pets - sorry type-o.
i mean pest. the 20s are funny.