Oh man, I just made some banana blueberry muffins. I love blueberry season!

Comment by beep beep — September 5, 2008 @ 7:49 pm

ooohhh yeah! Break out the insulin.

Comment by jediadept — September 1, 2008 @ 12:08 am

om nom nom nom!

yes! 1st Om nom!

Comment by natedog — September 1, 2008 @ 12:18 am

I thought this looked familiar.
http://www.myconfinedspace.com.....us-qwerty/

Nearly a full year later and still no one’s told us where to get one.

Comment by AgZed — September 1, 2008 @ 12:38 am

con-gra-tut-ions

Comment by natedog — August 26, 2008 @ 9:21 am

You saw that too?

Comment by Kidrythm — August 26, 2008 @ 9:55 am

If you’ve given 30 years of service and all you got was a cake that looked like it was decorated by a spazz, there’s definitely some fail involved in your career choice.

Comment by Howie Feltersnatch — August 26, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

I submitted a better picture of idiots that can’t spell “Congratulations” and Tiki didn’t put it up. It was taken from a backward ass fuck of a town Wendell, ID on a sign outside a Subway. So if you would like to see it:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/2.....799804109/

Comment by CMoorehead — August 26, 2008 @ 1:40 pm

@CMoorehead

That’s not an uncommon misspelling… maybe that’s why it didn’t get posted?

Comment by outofocus — August 26, 2008 @ 4:15 pm

Everyone knows it’s a combination of “congratulations” and “salutations”.

Also, it’s a lie.

Comment by flintlocke — August 26, 2008 @ 4:42 pm

What’s a lie, I took the goddamn picture myself with me cell, as did the bloke with me. Also 2 others members of this blog saw it as well. Know the goddamn score before you open your stupid Fucking mouth.

Comment by CMoorehead — August 26, 2008 @ 6:04 pm

My bad the cake is a lie, I didn’t know score

Comment by CMoorehead — August 26, 2008 @ 6:16 pm

Yet another on the same night’s journey there.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/2.....801439798/

Comment by CMoorehead — August 26, 2008 @ 6:20 pm

Wendell, if there was a deep south in the north that town would be it. bunch of backwards inbreds

Comment by goforbroke — August 26, 2008 @ 6:27 pm

@ flintlocke

I’m sorry, I’m a bit quick to anger. I should run everything I want to say on the Internet by LordPartyTime

Comment by CMoorehead — August 26, 2008 @ 6:34 pm

You should brush up more on your memes CMoorehead

Comment by Jaypeezy — August 26, 2008 @ 7:14 pm

@Jaypeezy

Not really as I was focused on my pic and not the original pic we are posting under until the page reloaded and I saw the error of my ways. Which then took immediate action to correct said error after I got off the chat I was on…I’m at work. Shocking abusive of company hours.

Comment by CMoorehead — August 26, 2008 @ 8:00 pm

*abuse

Fuck it I’m going home…

Comment by CMoorehead — August 26, 2008 @ 8:02 pm

Shoulda run that one by me, man. Before you posted it, lol.

Comment by LordPartyTime — August 26, 2008 @ 8:05 pm

Phail cake is Phail.

Also: It’s a lie.

Comment by Phyreblade — August 27, 2008 @ 3:22 pm

Oz? as in Dorothy?

wtf does that have to do with KFC’s formed chicken patty?

Comment by tiki god — August 23, 2008 @ 12:05 am

“Oz” is short for Australia.

Comment by ghostrunner — August 25, 2008 @ 7:19 pm

wow, tiki. a lame, but oddly successful troll.

i give you an internet just because it worked.

Comment by natedog — August 25, 2008 @ 7:37 pm

He wasn’t trolling, he just didn’t know what it meant.

Comment by Kero — August 25, 2008 @ 8:26 pm

he was probably drunk.

Comment by merthsoft — August 25, 2008 @ 8:32 pm

We’re keeping tiki drunk $2 at a time.

Comment by nyokki — August 25, 2008 @ 9:22 pm

i refuse to beleive that Tiki does not get the Oz-Austrailia connection.

if he doesnt, i want my internet back with interest.

Comment by natedog — August 25, 2008 @ 9:48 pm

I refuse to respect anyone that calls their country “Oz”.

Comment by Dreth — August 25, 2008 @ 10:03 pm

I honestly never put the two together. Perhaps it’s because people that say Oz and mean Australia are different then the stereotype that I have of Australians.

Do you have dingos or shrimps on barbies?

Comment by tiki god — August 25, 2008 @ 11:52 pm

Prawns =D

Comment by Billy Manic — August 26, 2008 @ 12:23 am

In Australia fish & chips fish is made of shark. I shit you not.

Comment by Caio — August 26, 2008 @ 12:26 am

Australians do not refer to Australia as ‘Oz’ (at least not commonly).

We do refer to Australians as ‘Aussies’ (never spelt ‘ozzy’), though.

> In Australia fish & chips fish is made of shark.
> I shit you not.

This is actually true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flake_(fish)

Comment by The Lawnmower — August 26, 2008 @ 4:24 am

nazi’s are stupid. it’s supposed to be two “S”’s, not two “Z”’s. she only got three right. dumb racist old cunt.

Comment by storminator — August 25, 2008 @ 4:00 am

@storminator

Depends on if you flip the cookies over.

Comment by Tattooed-Geek — August 25, 2008 @ 4:04 am

Those might not be “swastikas”.Could be an old Nordic good luck symbol(can`t remember what their called,hrd-something).Then again,Granny could just be reliving her goosestepping days over again.

Comment by mikoyangurevich15 — August 25, 2008 @ 8:11 am

EAT DAS COOKIES NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Comment by Ollie — August 25, 2008 @ 8:18 am

What has todays old society come to???

Comment by DarkAngel66 — August 25, 2008 @ 8:44 am

@ Ollie

I lol’d

Comment by seentheidiotwalk — August 25, 2008 @ 3:09 pm

The swastika was originally a Buddhist symbol. Not a nordic symbol, I don’t think. Never heard that. In Buddhism, the swastika is a symbol of good luck. It was especially popular in a weaving design in many Japanese textiles, but not so much these days with the stigmas placed upon it from Nazi Germany.

Comment by awfulintentions — August 25, 2008 @ 4:40 pm

not originally buddhist
they were originally hindu

Comment by caffino54 — August 25, 2008 @ 11:10 pm

She looks like a mean grandma. I’m goin w/ nazi gramma.

Comment by nyokki — August 26, 2008 @ 12:34 am

FYI

Before Hitler ruined this symbol, it indeed was BOTH a Nordic good luck charm, but reversed it was a hindu symbol… Ironically , if I remember correctly, it meant something like bliss or heaven.

btw.
@nyokki: Why would a mean granny bake cookies? She was prolly one of the people who were super racists but were nice to everyone white.

Comment by glam_bastard — August 26, 2008 @ 11:16 pm

My gramma baked cookies and let’s just say she could have given Hitler, Mussolini and Stalin a run for the gold in meanness.

Comment by nyokki — August 27, 2008 @ 12:18 am

I do hate those end slices.

Comment by one — August 25, 2008 @ 3:15 am

actually i quite like them, but they behave like EMO’S.

WHERE HAVE ALL THE OM NOM NOM PICS GONE???

Comment by DarkAngel66 — August 25, 2008 @ 8:39 am

i will om nom the toast

Comment by natedog — August 25, 2008 @ 9:33 am

@One
It is precisely that attitude that leads to end slice suicides. How about showing a little sensitivity?

Comment by Phyreblade — August 26, 2008 @ 12:33 am

i no rite? he got teased by 26 other pieces of white bread, how could we not see this coming? queue racial uprising? and for the record, i would still eat the dead bread, would you?

Comment by aerosnowu2 — August 26, 2008 @ 7:54 pm

ah 7 Eleven, I love getting the 64 oz double gulp fountain cup and filling it with a mix of blue raspberry slushie and mountain dew slushie, the best part is paying $1.79 for like 3lbs of slushie!

Comment by GrimGrimes — August 15, 2008 @ 1:07 am

I keep thinkin’ ’bout that night in Memphis,
I thought I was in Heaven.
But I was stumblin’ thru the parking lot
of an invisible seven eleven.

Comment by wookie_x — August 15, 2008 @ 1:08 am

funny story! i’m banned from all 7-elevens forever.

i went into the local store and tried to buy lighter fluid, which you can legally sell to children, according to provincial law.

the clerk ID’d me, got rude, refused to listen to reason and then had me escorted off the property by the police.

(note: i didn’t know i could just leave. i thought i had to wait for the cop to show up.)

there’s a whole lot more to it but that’s the gist of the thing.

to sum up: i fucking hate 7-eleven.

Comment by silverflux — August 15, 2008 @ 1:08 am

I vote silverflux as the most badass, hardcore mofo on the internets.

Comment by youoxymoron — August 15, 2008 @ 1:26 am

There’s like a kajillion 7-11’s. How in the hell would they find out if you just walked into one tomorrow?

And just the 7-11’s in the US or worldwide?

Comment by one — August 15, 2008 @ 1:28 am

I live in NC and I’ve never even seen a 7-11.

Comment by ohmybob — August 15, 2008 @ 1:32 am

i dunno…. there’s just never anything strange afoot there, ya know??

Comment by theeris — August 15, 2008 @ 1:33 am

Whenever I go there I get a huge smoothie, but I shove the cup full of candy/snacks first before filling it up. I’m a cheap bastard but I need my money for important things like video games and computer parts.

Comment by Exacerbate — August 15, 2008 @ 1:44 am

@ohmybob

I’m in NC and there’s one near where I live. But come to think of it, maybe it’s not a 7-11. I’ve always thought it was but I never read the sign. It has the same colors though. Heh, I’ll have to look next time.

Comment by Exacerbate — August 15, 2008 @ 1:45 am

@ theeris
Yeah, it’s completely different than the Circle-K was.
Nothing strange has happened either. At least not since Rufus died.

Comment by Lichblade — August 15, 2008 @ 2:13 am

Where is the edit button!

*Nothing strange has happened THERE either.

Comment by Lichblade — August 15, 2008 @ 2:14 am

I worked in a seven-11 between high school and uni. I gotta say, it was cleaner and more carefully run than some of the fancy restaurants I later worked in.

Silverflux’s story kind of surprises me because I always associate them with having their shit together, but it takes one idiot manager I suppose.

Comment by Caio — August 15, 2008 @ 2:30 am

I live in OC and you can’t go more than 2 miles without seeing a 7-11. Literally.

Comment by one — August 15, 2008 @ 3:12 am

7-11 in Singapore has instant mash potatoes machines

Comment by outofocus — August 15, 2008 @ 3:27 am

That’s pretty cool but I just can’t imagine going to 7-11 for mashed potatoes… When I think of 7-11, I think of candy and chips and hot dogs and gross packaged sushi but no, not mashed potatoes. Did they have gravy too?

Comment by one — August 15, 2008 @ 3:32 am

oh my god I want to go to Singapore now. I fuckin’ love instant mashed potatoes.

Comment by ohmybob — August 15, 2008 @ 5:22 am

@bob

Travel slightly north to Virginia beach.. you’ll run into them on every corner… there is one place right near first colonial where they are a quarter mile from each other, almost right across the street.. you can see one from the other.. almost like starbucks..

Comment by Stolid — August 15, 2008 @ 6:24 am

I believe the strange things were afoot at the Circle K.

Very few 7-11’s up here in Vermont, but they are thick on the ground in SW Illinois.

Comment by mld — August 15, 2008 @ 7:25 am

@Caio
thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt.

@one
technically, if i paid with cash, they would have no idea. but if the can trace a bank or credit card back to me, i’d be fined and possibly given jail time.

the manager of this place thinks she’s queen shit of turd hill and she decided to lock horns with the wrong girl over absolutely nothing. it was ridiculous.

Comment by silverflux — August 15, 2008 @ 9:23 am

Exacerbate and GrimGrimes: IT’S CALLED A SLURPEE

anyways, i rembemer way back in the day before video games made it into every living room… the 7-11 was the place to be to play video games in that little room they had set up with Double Dragon and ExciteBike, etc… i would take ONE DOLLAR and get me a candybar, a pop, and still have a quarter left over for the vidyogame macheene.

those were the days…. you could get the little jerry’s kids donation carton for MS, go around the neighborhood collecting shiny quarters, and then keep them all to shove into the macheens!

FUCK YOU MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY!!!

Comment by natedog — August 15, 2008 @ 9:52 am

lol @ rembemer

Comment by natedog — August 15, 2008 @ 9:53 am

@Silverflux
Lol… Wait, whut? So you could be *fined* for patronizing a 7-11? WTH?! I didn’t even know they could *universally* ban you from *all* 7-11s…
Just on the whim of a store manager? Seems kind of dumb to me…

Comment by Phyreblade — August 15, 2008 @ 3:12 pm

@silverflux
How long would they send you to jail? And all this for buying some lighter fluid.. ridiculous I say!

The newer 7-11’s that are opening up are starting to have their own gas stations and the gas is pretty much $0.10 cheaper than everywhere too.

Comment by one — August 15, 2008 @ 3:38 pm

Silverflux originally said “Provincial Law”.
Likely means he was banned from all Canadian 7-11’s.
They might send a memo to the rest, maybe. Mostly it just sounds like a scare tactic. He could walk into every 7-11 in the country and never get approached.

Comment by MrDooves — August 15, 2008 @ 5:54 pm

The black chicken is called a silkie, surprisingly enough it tastes like chicken.

Comment by Fish — August 14, 2008 @ 5:11 am

I’m pretty sure that’s a skeksis.

Comment by RSIxidor — August 14, 2008 @ 7:45 am

Essence of Gelfling side dish costs extra.

Comment by Fish — August 14, 2008 @ 8:28 am

I bet Fizgigg makes an amazing hunting dog…

Comment by TrayShadix — August 14, 2008 @ 8:54 am

Fizzgig. Idk why I reversed that.

Comment by TrayShadix — August 14, 2008 @ 8:55 am

dat chicken stole my nigga

Comment by natedog — August 14, 2008 @ 9:29 am

We’re going to take off that oppressive black skin, and replace it with this new white skin.

Comment by RSIxidor — August 14, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

Im pretty sure even a black chicken that gets a skin change to pretend to be a white chicken, would still not touch underage boy chicks in a perverted way

Comment by Ravenstein — August 14, 2008 @ 1:24 pm

obviously it’s for making soul food

Comment by wightboy — August 14, 2008 @ 5:50 pm

It can’t be a skeksis- Skeksis friend!

Comment by imandynan0 — August 14, 2008 @ 9:13 pm

oh, so close, but no. that’s an easter island head, not a tiki head.

I’ll eat your cheeseburgers though.

Comment by tiki god — August 11, 2008 @ 11:59 pm

TK burger

Comment by poopchu — August 12, 2008 @ 6:19 pm

Does it seem ironic to anyone else but me that this was posted by diabeetus?

Comment by Zen — August 12, 2008 @ 6:26 pm

well whoever said to ban the twat to 4chan

Comment by fuckwhatafuckingdumbfuckingfuckassfuck — August 12, 2008 @ 8:12 pm

That’s not ninja food, it IS ninja!

It’s got a blotch on it.

No…. Camouflage.

Comment by Pants — August 11, 2008 @ 4:05 am

i think the blotch is a reflection

Comment by natedog — August 11, 2008 @ 9:30 am

Well, it’ll certainly make you “silent and deadly”

Comment by evil_penguin_17 — August 11, 2008 @ 6:54 pm