nyokki — October 23, 2008 @ 9:21 pm

Thanx for my new wallpaper.

Crazy5hadow — October 24, 2008 @ 12:35 am

yup same as nyokki….
pretty badass XD

Puulaahi — October 24, 2008 @ 1:41 am

It’s Smaug from The Hobbit!

elzarcothepale — October 24, 2008 @ 11:24 am

@Puulaahi:
you goddamn liar- Smaug was Purple! Not to mention he was in the Two Towerb, before the movie hacked the story to shit.

Svartmetall — October 24, 2008 @ 1:09 pm

Yeah, and I can’t believe they cut the lightsabre fight from Return Of The King, either…

LukeV1-5 — October 24, 2008 @ 1:50 pm

They cut the Mouth of Sauron, dude.

The Mouth of Sauron.

Like, what the hell.

Puulaahi — October 24, 2008 @ 2:43 pm

@elzarcothepale: Smaug wasn’t in Two Towers.You are thinking of the fell beasts.

Smaug wasn’t purple but his belly was covered in gold and gems.

elzarcothepale — October 24, 2008 @ 4:42 pm

@Puulaahi: No, he totally was, but they cut the scene were Metroid kills him

nyokki — October 24, 2008 @ 4:49 pm

I thought it was a Cylon that killed him.

elzarcothepale — October 24, 2008 @ 6:16 pm

@nyokki:
Dammit, Nyokki- the Cylons are the giant Anti-Mutant Robocops. You play too much World of Warhammer and don’t pay enough attention to REAL sci-fi.

Phyreblade — October 25, 2008 @ 3:16 am

ROFl… OK then…

Smaug was a reptilian red-gold dragon. Also, I’m thinking Nyokki may be on to something.

No regular human could fire an arrow with the kind of accuracy that Bard had… I’m thinkin’ Bard had to be a Ceylon skin job…

elzarcothepale — October 25, 2008 @ 11:06 am

@Phyreblade:
sigh.
really? you’ve never kept an Obvious Troll thread alive? your cue was to take the video game thing and correct me with more false information and then assert a false claim about “real sci-fi” like saying that the best sci-fi was Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas.
I mean- what the hell, you correct the color of the dragon, but you let the Metroid thing go? Consistency sir. Consistency, even in failure.

the_duck — October 18, 2008 @ 1:05 pm

didn’t someone here have sex with her while going to UCLA? or was that another site…

the3g_ipwn — October 18, 2008 @ 1:12 pm

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kuTTer — October 18, 2008 @ 1:22 pm

ID HIT IT

elzarcothepale — October 18, 2008 @ 1:27 pm

the things i would eat out of her ass, you have no idea. . .

MrDooves — October 18, 2008 @ 1:44 pm

Ya… this is absurd.
As long as she doesn’t talk.
It’s hard not to envision Meg from Family Guy.

Dr.Devine — October 18, 2008 @ 1:48 pm

Actually, its easy not to envision meg from family guy. Just stare at those amazing chest hams.

MrDooves — October 18, 2008 @ 1:51 pm

Oh yes,… as long as she keeps quiet.
but thats standard for all women.

Elepski — October 18, 2008 @ 1:56 pm

Oh My!

AlecDalek — October 18, 2008 @ 2:38 pm

@MrDooves: You know she was on another show, right?

flyingcat88 — October 18, 2008 @ 2:44 pm

@AlecDalek: You know she had the voice of Megan on that show, right? (lol)

diabeetus — October 18, 2008 @ 2:44 pm

I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a manhattan bar (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from Max Payne?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from New York City.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…she robbed us.
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.

nobody knows — October 18, 2008 @ 2:47 pm

she’s my girlfriend

Jaypeezy — October 18, 2008 @ 3:04 pm

Doesn’t anyone see her detached boob? Look at her arm and trace back. LOL

Dreth — October 18, 2008 @ 3:19 pm

Am I the only one wanting to go see this film?

w0x — October 18, 2008 @ 3:46 pm

@diabeetus:

i fucking lold even though its old

zipfer — October 18, 2008 @ 4:27 pm

Had to be resurrected for a picture this fitting. Also that boob is fucked up. Fucking hot chick, though

casemods — October 18, 2008 @ 5:24 pm

How could anyone 1 this?

Puulaahi — October 18, 2008 @ 5:34 pm

She looked pretty dang hot in Max Payne, but Olga Kurylenko was hotter.

Max Payne has style but lacked big time in substance.

Special Kail — October 18, 2008 @ 5:44 pm

Her whole chest area looks totally shopped or something, non of it looks rite.. I hate to be the “SHOOP!” guy, but it just doesn’t look real…
@diabeetus: If you did, win, if not, two heaping scoops of fail.

Special Kail — October 18, 2008 @ 5:46 pm

oh, and PS, why the FUCK is Marky Mark playing max payne? Don’t get me wrong, I’ve actually grown rather fond of him as an actor, but shit, this is ridiculous…

NoOneInParticular — October 18, 2008 @ 6:07 pm

For the idiots yammering about her right breast, that’s HAIR. It almost matches the color of the outfit perfectly, but you can clearly see the difference once you use your brain for something other than something to fill your head.

Special Kail — October 18, 2008 @ 6:18 pm

I’m not talking about the hair, or the side boob area, I’m talking about the actual exposed chest part, it just looks weird. It could just be the picture, or there could have been some airbrushing involved, who knows. Way to be a dick though, high five!

Phyreblade — October 18, 2008 @ 7:00 pm

This girl annoyed the heck out of me in “That 70 Show” But she actually seems to get better looking the older she gets.

@Special Kail:
Well, given Max Pains penchant for akimbo weapon fire in slo-mo mid-air action, can you think of better character to play him?

TrayShadix — October 18, 2008 @ 7:30 pm

I liked her style a lot in Max Payne. I hope she gets some more action roles.

casemods — October 18, 2008 @ 7:38 pm

She was pretty much the same in family guy as megs voice, and that 70’s show, except shes pretty in that 70’s show.

NoOneInParticular — October 18, 2008 @ 9:22 pm

@Special Kail:

It’s called “cleavage”. Now, I know that as a nerd you have little to no experience with cleavage, but that’s no reason to insult hotties beyond your reach.

bajizzle — October 19, 2008 @ 4:15 am

Forget the weird boob, what I want to know is where did her arse go? She’s just a waist with legs attached :/

Special Kail — October 19, 2008 @ 9:24 am

@NoOneInParticular: Goddamnit! I was saying the PICTURE looks weird. WTF!? How hard is this to explain? I have ample experience with cleavage, be it my own floppy man tits or my girlfriends big whoppers. I’m not insulting this dumb bitch I’m just saying that the PICTURE looks weird. FUCK!

jasonp — October 19, 2008 @ 11:06 am

She has gotten significantly more attractive as she has gotten older. She was OK in that 70’s show, but she is looking hotter now.

Dr.Devine — October 19, 2008 @ 11:16 am

I think the entire picture from the neck down is shopped…. but anyway. ANybody know if she’s going to be in anything other than max payne?

casemods — October 19, 2008 @ 6:39 pm

@jasonp: People usually develop most by the time they hit 21-25.

WistfulD — October 19, 2008 @ 7:05 pm

And unlike the rest of the “high school cast” of that 70’s show, she was actually a high schooler (born 1983, show started filming in 97). A girl who looks better at 25 than 14? Who woulda thought?

@Special Kail,
Why are you letting this guy bait you? Once someone sends out a you-must-be-a-virgin comment, you can generally assume their jerking you around.

And yes, assuming this is a pic taken for FHM or Blender or whatever, then yes it’s gonna be airbrushed. It’s also a low res free picture posted on a webforum not officially associated with the movie or whatever publication this was meant for.

RSIxidor — August 25, 2008 @ 8:25 am

I hear he has a pretty big dick, too.

Kidrythm — August 25, 2008 @ 9:13 am

OoOoOoOoOh Dwagons…bwake out yo DnD books evwyone.
Wet’s pway!

Bicoid — August 25, 2008 @ 9:38 am

The first guy looks like Scorpius from Farscape.

Drew — August 25, 2008 @ 10:25 am

that red demon - second from bottom - looks like that character from that video game in Grandma’s Boy

Shanghai_Factor — August 19, 2008 @ 9:45 pm

WAAAAGH!!

Closed beta ftmfw.

Seth_Dracovitch — August 19, 2008 @ 10:51 pm

I lol’d.

Nids are better.

MikeBabaguh — August 19, 2008 @ 11:54 pm

I think my favorite is “Anti-Depressant”.

Phyreblade — August 20, 2008 @ 9:51 pm

Orc technology is pretty badass… Srsly…

Aimoe — October 29, 2008 @ 3:23 am

Funny.. I thought it was spelled ‘ladle’ and how the bloody heck do you use a axe as a ladle? Can someone please explain to the non Americans what ORC is? Thanks….

pauld — July 5, 2008 @ 5:33 pm

Great movie!