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Palin 2012
Posted on November 24, 2008 by bright green | 16 CommentsFiled Under Images and has these tags: 2012, election, palin




(24 votes, average: 2.42 out of 5)Comments(16)
Election Map 2008
Posted on November 6, 2008 by Catherine Longfellow | 11 CommentsFiled Under Images and has these tags: 2008, election, Obama, president




(11 votes, average: 3.18 out of 5)It’s more interesting when compared next to the “predictions map”. My mom lives in San Antonio, Texas and made sure to call me with the news that all the big cities in Texas (even the previously Republican cities) had all voted for Obama.
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njch412 — November 6, 2008 @ 5:13 pm
source? or else the comment about the predictions map is useless
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mintymadness — November 6, 2008 @ 5:27 pm
NO MORE FUCKING ELECTION STUFF PLEASE. IT’S OVER. DONE. CAN WE GET ON WITH LIFE NOW.
kthx.gg
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Kaze — November 6, 2008 @ 5:29 pm
@mintymadness: No, we can’t get on with life until it stops being funny. And that’s scheduled for 2012.
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suicydking — November 6, 2008 @ 5:37 pm
The reason it stops being funny in 2012 is because Palin is going to run. By then, she will have researched what a ‘periodical’ is so Katie Couric can’t ambush her. She will also know not one, not two, but all three countries in NAFTA. In addition, she will have looked at a map of the world and memorized at least 4 countries that are in Africa. The Dems will be in real trouble then.
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Catherine Longfellow — November 6, 2008 @ 6:35 pm
tbh I uploaded the image over 24 hours ago and it was just in que. It’s not even current anymore.
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vanvelding — November 6, 2008 @ 7:11 pm
My google-fu is failing me. Does anyone have an electoral college count if representation was proportional?
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reboot — November 6, 2008 @ 7:32 pm
@vanvelding: What are you even trying to ask?
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MacheteJak — November 6, 2008 @ 7:45 pm
@njch412: It appears to be NPR’s map.
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Puulaahi — November 6, 2008 @ 10:59 pm
The geography has changed. About time.
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tiki god — November 6, 2008 @ 11:08 pm
@suicydking: You don’t know about the 2012 Apocalypse that’s scheduled?
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goforbroke — November 10, 2008 @ 11:56 pm
i was thinking the same thing Tiki. Do you believe it though?
How To Watch The Election
Posted on November 5, 2008 by diabeetus | 9 CommentsFiled Under Images and has these tags: 2008, election, McCain, Obama, Politics, usa




(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Comments(9)
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Guayec — November 5, 2008 @ 6:08 am
Suck it, beetus!
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nobody knows — November 5, 2008 @ 6:25 am
recount!!!!!!!
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Exacerbate — November 5, 2008 @ 7:46 am
I don’t really care that much that Obama won but I work around a lot of blacks who are fucking jumping around like monkeys you would see at the zoo. It really makes me wonder how they complain about getting stereotyped. Not to mention I’ll have to deal with “OOOOOO OBAMA WON OOOOOO MCCAIN LOST WHAT NOW!?!?!?!” all day, which pisses me off.
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outofocus — November 5, 2008 @ 7:51 am
@Exacerbate: As if it would be any different if McCain won.
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Caio — November 5, 2008 @ 8:01 am
You’ve had your eight years, exacerbate. You wanna talk about stereotypes: George W.hitey Bush.
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Snarky Parker — November 5, 2008 @ 8:48 am
Damn, all of you are acting like penetrated vaginas over this…fuck whether or not you’re Republican or Democrat.
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AlecDalek — November 5, 2008 @ 10:05 am
@Exacerbate: It’s exactly what you’d be doing if McCain won, so shut the fuck up loser!
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goforbroke — November 5, 2008 @ 3:23 pm
i figure we are screwed either way…im gonna hang around long enough to see if all this shit will get fixed but if it starts going downhill im out of here
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Dr.Devine — November 5, 2008 @ 3:27 pm
I’m with goforbroke, I think everyone should start stockpiling arms or move out of the US, just in case shit goes down hill… If he solves it all, fucking beautiful.
If not, I’ll be damned if I’m going to be killed in the ensuing anarchy/ Chinese Invasion.
Sawn-off shotgun for the win.
Xenu ‘08
Posted on November 4, 2008 by Catherine Longfellow | 2 CommentsFiled Under Images and has these tags: cult, election, Religion, scientology, xenu




(9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)Comments(2)
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elzarcothepale — November 4, 2008 @ 3:50 pm
my fervent dream?
Tom Cruise produces a big budget movie that centers around how awesome Scientology is, like the Ten Commandments or one of the Jesus movies. It would be awesome.
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Catherine Longfellow — November 4, 2008 @ 4:12 pm
I’d d/l it; Battlefield Earth can use a makeover.
Sarah Palin’s Facebook Page
Posted on October 17, 2008 by Zasz | 4 CommentsFiled Under Images and has these tags: 2008 Election, election, Facebook, McCain, palin, Sarah Palin




(7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)Comments(4)
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rompSku — October 17, 2008 @ 2:13 am
poke her!
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yawn — October 17, 2008 @ 2:36 am
Not bad.
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pauld — October 17, 2008 @ 12:27 pm
That’s pretty goddamn funny. I like Clinton’s profile pic.
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Special Kail — October 17, 2008 @ 3:37 pm
this shit is so full of win. Except “Are you smarter than a 5th grader?” is a Fox show…
Election Game
Posted on October 4, 2008 by Puulaahi | 17 CommentsFiled Under Images and has these tags: election, gif, Politics




(23 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)Comments(17)
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BowToMe — October 4, 2008 @ 2:02 am
I choose you, John McCain!
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Impatience — October 4, 2008 @ 2:14 am
I lol’d.
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beep beep — October 4, 2008 @ 2:17 am
Damn those donars!
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elzarcothepale — October 4, 2008 @ 2:26 am
Fail. Should have used a False Stroke/Hanoi Hilton to capture him. Sure you miss out on the xp, but you can trade a McCain for a Mudkip and three Slopoke.
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krjac82 — October 4, 2008 @ 3:13 am
Best laugh I’ve had all week. Wish I had that kind of spare time on my hands.
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Dyna-Mole — October 4, 2008 @ 5:39 am
He should have changed his name to Mac McCain before he went into politics. that’s a name i could really vote for.
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borandi — October 4, 2008 @ 7:33 am
Old…
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vincent.ex2 — October 4, 2008 @ 8:13 am
PALIN uses BOOBS!
BARACK is CONFUSED!
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njch412 — October 4, 2008 @ 9:25 am
I still dont see how Barack Obama equates to change. He’s voted Partisan on every bill thats ever come across him and has never once reached across the aisle. Plus, he really has 0 experience. 0. No one in my state of IL had any idea who he was before the 04 Democratic convention, he never did anything of great significance in our state legislature. He’s just a smiling face, the only thing different about him and the change he’ll bring is the color of his skin.
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elzarcothepale — October 4, 2008 @ 10:37 am
@njch412: Like it or not, electing a black president would send a powerful message of change out to the world. They’re both politicians, and though they have different platforms, they both want to do things differently than they’re done now. Not one single person alive can say which way of doing things is better. Why? Because this isn’t math- it’s all speculation and you might as well take your political advice from a tarot card reader. I say elect the black guy because it’ll break the mold, it’ll make people believe in the voting system again, and it’ll look really freaking good on our national resume. Also, because Hitler would shit a brick.
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Exacerbate — October 4, 2008 @ 10:51 am
@elzarcothepale: So essentially what you’re saying is that Obama should win because he’s black?
You, sir, are an idiot.
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Caio — October 4, 2008 @ 10:55 am
Gee, Njch, he’s voted Partisan on every bill?
I guess the democrats are for restricting abortion then? And taking away government funding for abortion?
Ironically, Njch, you took an outright lie probably from Conservapedia or some republican blog, and then called it ‘partisan’. I lol’d
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elzarcothepale — October 4, 2008 @ 11:10 am
@Exacerbate: I’m saying it doesn’t matter one way or the other, so fuck it- yeah elect him ’cause he’s black. Elect him so we don’t have a VP who makes Dan Quayle look like a viable alternative. I’m saying you might as well vote for the superficial reasons because the other stuff is six of one half a dozen of the other.
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wittyusername — October 4, 2008 @ 11:52 am
I want this game.
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MrPsychic — October 4, 2008 @ 6:29 pm
Left, right, I don’t give a fuck, alls I know is that this was hilarious.
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Phyreblade — October 4, 2008 @ 9:51 pm
@MrPsychic: X2
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Snarky Parker — October 5, 2008 @ 11:51 am
@ Caio:
How come you didn’t mention Obama’s experience in your last comment?
A new hope
Posted on October 2, 2008 by daviest11 | 10 CommentsFiled Under Images and has these tags: election, funny, sci-fi, Starwars




(16 votes, average: 4 out of 5)Comments(10)
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shipoopie — October 2, 2008 @ 6:10 pm
Im more oh a Han Solo person myself..
(hand solo)… poor atempt. I FAIL.
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cm3ars — October 2, 2008 @ 6:13 pm
well we voted a retard into office, so the next logical step is a whiny bitch with daddy issues. Luke is a winner to me.
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cm3ars — October 2, 2008 @ 6:14 pm
personally i think Lando would be the best choice… and still get the minority vote.
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shipoopie — October 2, 2008 @ 6:26 pm
cm3ars- “..and still get the minority vote.”
LOL- I have to agree.. at least Lando has succesfully managed SOMETHING in his life.. unlike say…? hmm
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Sarcastastic — October 2, 2008 @ 7:04 pm
That Lando’s got a winning smile too! He would run the country in style. Then he would gamble with the presidency.
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stfunow — October 2, 2008 @ 8:51 pm
I thought it was an image of Donny Osmond
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Caio — October 2, 2008 @ 9:28 pm
Is that Paul McCartney?
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omnomnom — October 3, 2008 @ 1:06 am
luke blew up the death star
he is more than qualified
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Dreth — October 3, 2008 @ 1:45 pm
Not gonna fool me.
It’s a trap!
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reptilecobra13 — October 5, 2008 @ 4:59 pm
And he’s a disabled veteran!
Purple America
Posted on September 5, 2008 by kiltedforbes | 12 CommentsFiled Under Images and has these tags: election, Politics, presidential, results




(3 votes, average: 3 out of 5)Comments(12)
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phantasm — September 5, 2008 @ 8:46 pm
Why are a few of the counties in Ct & Ri colored black?
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AlecDalek — September 5, 2008 @ 8:56 pm
Because they don’t bother voting as it’s just a formality and the president is decided by some guy in a sweater.
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Tyger42 — September 5, 2008 @ 9:35 pm
No, it’s some guy in a shack on a backwater planet. He lives alone with a cat and is totally nuts.
……..read the Hitchhikers’ series, philistines. :p
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nyokki — September 5, 2008 @ 10:08 pm
At the very least this is a tad inaccurate. It shows my county as red and we’re one of the few counties in WV that consistently votes democratic…ummm well, as long as the democrat isn’t black. We’re not that evolved yet.
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Frznagn — September 5, 2008 @ 11:05 pm
Where is Alaska? Why are we always left out of these things? And stop putting us sw of Texas!
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Puulaahi — September 5, 2008 @ 11:24 pm
No Hawaii either. I have a feeling they are blue and purple.We need a Purple Party President. Screw the Red and Blue people. See I said people!
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kiltedforbes — September 6, 2008 @ 12:17 am
I got it from here: http://www.snopes.com/politics/ballot/civilwar.asp
It is indeed accurate, sorry about your state being what it is.
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Lord Cocksworth — September 6, 2008 @ 1:23 am
I wonder, what does this map look like to the colorblind?
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gor — September 6, 2008 @ 2:24 am
This map shows voting percentage of the presidental election, not party affliation.
WV consistently votes mostlydemocrat in all it’s offices, except of president, which it is than known as a ’swing state’. Maryland, my home, is firmly entrenched in the Democrat party and our high taxes are a great indicator of what happens in a single party state.
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dookie_booty — September 6, 2008 @ 3:06 am
i’m 100% neither.
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Caio — September 6, 2008 @ 9:13 am
Jesus Christ you can literally see the bible belt in bright red.
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0dbm — September 7, 2008 @ 7:44 pm
fairfield and middlesex? county’s in CT are black…?
EPIC Sign Held up at McCain RNC Speech
Posted on September 4, 2008 by AAK15 | 17 CommentsFiled Under Images and has these tags: election, McCain, Obama




(22 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Comments(17)
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El_Chupachichis — September 4, 2008 @ 11:38 pm
Actually, you can. Been done plenty of times.
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Excelsior — September 4, 2008 @ 11:49 pm
Especially when it’s more of a Tampon than an occupation.
Just trying to keep the bloodshed contained.
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asdf — September 5, 2008 @ 12:08 am
mother fucker should have been pushed off the balcony maybe he would’ve kill some of the idiots yelling USA
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njch412 — September 5, 2008 @ 12:36 am
You dont “win” an occupation. You win a war. An occupation is a prolonged effort at restoring order in an anarchic society.
Fucking idiots
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Elepski — September 5, 2008 @ 1:17 am
It’s not a war.. it’s not an occupation… it’s empire building and it starting to provoke the world’s rogue nations.
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FlyingMantisShrimp — September 5, 2008 @ 1:19 am
Good thing we have Elepski here to explain to us the intricacies of our objective over there.
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Puulaahi — September 5, 2008 @ 1:22 am
I wonder if McCain is Pro - 8th Tour of Duty?
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Snoosey — September 5, 2008 @ 1:30 am
@njch412 - “idiots” Very true. There is an *organization* of *anarchists* protesting at the RNC. Any self proclaimed anarchist that is a part of an organization is an idiot.
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ddep60 — September 5, 2008 @ 1:56 am
He running for a position as president, not a job!
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ddep60 — September 5, 2008 @ 1:57 am
Puulaahi he did more than 8 tour in his cell, and kept his honor!
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Puulaahi — September 5, 2008 @ 2:08 am
@ddep60
I know! He reminds me every time he speaks. Last I checked politicians don’t have honor. It’s the dirtiest job there is.
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Paul_Is_Drunk — September 5, 2008 @ 4:50 am
@Snoosey
Idiots like you are why I fear for humanity at times.Anarchy is the idea that all forms of government interfere unjustly with individual liberty and should be replaced by voluntary associations of cooperative groups.
Feel free to claim otherwise, but until you’ve done some research, you come across as an idiot to those of us that know what we’re talking about.
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Elepski — September 5, 2008 @ 9:03 am
@FlyingMantisShrimp
Ok, Captain Cynical… why don’t you tell us why we are there and what the objective is? Because we already know the truth behind the “WMD” that Suddam had.
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Kidrythm — September 5, 2008 @ 9:21 am
Ignorant college kid who is an idealist is ignorant.
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AlecDalek — September 5, 2008 @ 4:54 pm
Hey Yanks, enjoy your new Vietnam. At least it’s killing off the ‘D’ students.
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chris_hates_freedom — September 5, 2008 @ 6:09 pm
Will someone PLEASE fuckin’ tell me what course in running a nation they teach in a vietnamese prison camp?
For the love of Christ, will people please stop bringing his POW experience up every five minutes?
For those of you with spouses and children, I bet you’d choose to be in a prison camp for five years than lose a wife and child like Biden did. Not that either one matter for having. the. ability. to. lead. the. nation.
All you same people who now treat the fact that mcCain was a POW as if its a sign from god that he should be president didn’t give two shits about it when he was fighting George “Compassionate Conservative” Bush back in 2000. Did I miss the memo where being a prisoner of war was once again more important than using daddy’s connections to get in the air national guard, snorting blow and running companies into the ground?
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AAK15 — September 5, 2008 @ 6:34 pm
@ Kidrythm
You’re retarded. He’s a Marine. Also served in Iraq. Feel pretty fucking dumb now don’t ya?
Idiocracy - President Camacho
Posted on September 2, 2008 by the_duck | 11 CommentsFiled Under Images and has these tags: election




(12 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Comments(11)
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Dreth — September 2, 2008 @ 7:06 am
Some band in MySpace worships this guy. Never looked into it until now.
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Kidrythm — September 2, 2008 @ 8:24 am
top 10 best movie evar!
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ack — September 2, 2008 @ 8:49 am
This movie was one gigantic dick and fart joke. Probably the best juvenile movie ever.
I will give it many extra points however for the opening scene describing the de-evolution of America. That was brilliant.
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natedog — September 2, 2008 @ 8:55 am
i just found my candidate. he WILL get a vote this year.
but fuck that whiteboy in the horrid clogs. fuck that cracker in the geesh.
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natedog — September 2, 2008 @ 8:56 am
in b4 WTF is a geesh
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colonel-yum-yum — September 2, 2008 @ 9:05 am
WTF is a gee…….ah shit.
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gx5000 — September 2, 2008 @ 12:38 pm
The only thing they got wrong in the film was the date and meltdown product (www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04).
Replace this with Religion, and you know the USA is nearing the end times.Enjoy.
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LukeV1-5 — September 2, 2008 @ 12:51 pm
I had one problem with that movie;
How did they maintain all their tech.
How.
Also, Ack, I’m sorry dear, but you didn’t get it.
Zoom.
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flintlocke — September 2, 2008 @ 8:05 pm
Sadly, it would seem this movie was actually a documentary somehow delivered from the future.
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impaciente — September 3, 2008 @ 12:43 am
President Camacho is one of the best characters committed to celluloid
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bob — September 10, 2008 @ 4:10 pm
Best movie ever.
They didn’t maintain all of the tech, as you may recall the Time Masheen always broke down.

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dieAntagonista — November 24, 2008 @ 1:03 pm
Someone is begging to get their house egged.
JamesTuskGeorge — November 24, 2008 @ 1:12 pm
Bring it on, USA vs the world, we’ll send you back to the stone age
camusapprentice — November 24, 2008 @ 1:13 pm
little known fact, thats Putin’s house.
He was really getting off on her looking in his windows from her backyard.
LukeV1-5 — November 24, 2008 @ 1:26 pm
@JamesTuskGeorge: Dude….mutually assured destruction ring a bell?
maxcw — November 24, 2008 @ 1:33 pm
@JamesTuskGeorge: you’ve got hiiiiiigh hopes. In the skyyyyyy hopes.
LukeV1-5 — November 24, 2008 @ 2:19 pm
@maxcw:
*high, apple pie, in the SKYYYYYYY hopes
bytehead — November 24, 2008 @ 2:23 pm
I really liked it better when the only thing I new about Wasilla, AK was that my son and daughter-in-law lived there.
the3g_ipwn — November 24, 2008 @ 2:42 pm
@LukeV1-5: MAD did mean something before 1990. Before all the other SuperPowers folded. Not advocating we try it mind you. Just pointing out that it would probably actuall be easier now than 20 years ago.
naturalK — November 24, 2008 @ 2:59 pm
one fail is not enough! lol palin ftl, again!
CathyLong — November 24, 2008 @ 3:52 pm
FAIL: 2012. Way to assure Obama 4 more years. Go ahead idiots, run her.
warren — November 24, 2008 @ 4:17 pm
This photograph was taken just moments before the house was mysteriously struck by lightning, impacted by a meteorite, sucked into a sinkhole that transformed into a volcanic eruption, caught fire, and was blown up by C4 which set the structure alight, apparently due to use of thousands of gallons of accelerant.
mosher111 — November 24, 2008 @ 7:19 pm
Anyone stupid enough to think this “lady” is capable of runing the USA you should shoot yourself and do us all a favor!
Palin=FAIL
thelotuseater725 — November 24, 2008 @ 9:10 pm
@mosher111:
Those are some sage words of wisdom there. Tell me where a mad bard such as yourself finds muse.
the3g_ipwn — November 24, 2008 @ 9:52 pm
Oh lotus. You’re so 1383.
Gouki4u — November 24, 2008 @ 10:20 pm
Lucky for us the world is scheduled to end before she would be inaugurated.
bytehead — November 24, 2008 @ 10:54 pm
@Gouki4u: Inaugurated? INAUGURATED? That means that that ****, uh, *******, uh, candidate would actually get nominated and win the election. McCain certainly didn’t pull in the money he needed, and I don’t think she would even pull en that much, working for the next four years.