easter, still not bad




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Lucifer’s testicles




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Happy Easter




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easter – maybe not better than christmas or halloween but still not bad




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Happy Easter




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when your parents accuse you of lying to them




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kitty bunny




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Bitty. Or Kunny?
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Bitty. Or Kunny?
bunny soldier




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Somebody been watching too much CatShit 1.
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Somebody been watching too much CatShit 1.
Easter egg whore




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This made me giggle.
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This made me giggle.
Easter bunny conversation




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easter race




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Attention whore…
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Either someone is freezing, or a whole lotta folks are sweating like hogs.
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I loled.
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sauce
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@natedog:
God the Father
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i hope it’s real blood
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easter?
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looks like jesus might have a bad case of marathon nipples.
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Can’t be easy to run in a loin cloth.
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@Kero:
Right.
Tiki, Easter? Whose eggs are you looking at?
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@Dreth:
HAHA
So true. Almost definitely Christmas.
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hmm, yeah, I was focusing more on the bloodied christ figure, which was an easter myth. but the santas do imply a christmas race.
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Reminds me of my last peyote trip.
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self righteous piece of shit.
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@Paul_Is_Drunk:
Got to try that.
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bet that one santa is like ‘LOL JESUS the fuck are you doing here? you dont exist’
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Wow. Just wow. As much as Christians have been known to irritate me, this is just idiotically tasteless.
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You know what would have been better? A fake pair of arms nailed to the cross and his real arms tucked away.
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Attention whore…
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Either someone is freezing, or a whole lotta folks are sweating like hogs.
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I loled.
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sauce
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@natedog:
God the Father -
i hope it’s real blood
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easter?
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looks like jesus might have a bad case of marathon nipples.
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Can’t be easy to run in a loin cloth.
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@Kero:
Right.Tiki, Easter? Whose eggs are you looking at?
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hmm, yeah, I was focusing more on the bloodied christ figure, which was an easter myth. but the santas do imply a christmas race.
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Reminds me of my last peyote trip.
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self righteous piece of shit.
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@Paul_Is_Drunk:
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bet that one santa is like ‘LOL JESUS the fuck are you doing here? you dont exist’
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Wow. Just wow. As much as Christians have been known to irritate me, this is just idiotically tasteless.
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You know what would have been better? A fake pair of arms nailed to the cross and his real arms tucked away.
Jesus Saves Lives




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@lamb:
Please learn to tag your posts correctly! Commas are you friend!
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Aaaaaand the source: www.pidjin.net/
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@Lamb:
it’s better to use the commas. then I won’t have to kill you in the past, via time travel.
also, it’s better to link to the source in the post, so that they know we’re talking about them, and they’ll love us.
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ahahahhahahahahah, the sacrilege!
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Aren’t the kidneys located more towards the hip area of the torso? Looks more like he is in the process of donating a liver instead.
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@tiki god: apparently, they aren’t your friend.
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@tiki god: But that’d make a rupture in the space-time continuum… fine, I’ll use commas.
I wanted to put the link there.. but, forgot apparently.
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That is such a Jew thing to do… Kill Jesus then steal his kidneys. Fucking Jews, I hope the Arabs get their way and fuck up all those Jew cunts.
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@lamb:
Please learn to tag your posts correctly! Commas are you friend!
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Aaaaaand the source: www.pidjin.net/
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@Lamb:
it’s better to use the commas. then I won’t have to kill you in the past, via time travel.also, it’s better to link to the source in the post, so that they know we’re talking about them, and they’ll love us.
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ahahahhahahahahah, the sacrilege!
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Aren’t the kidneys located more towards the hip area of the torso? Looks more like he is in the process of donating a liver instead.
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@tiki god: apparently, they aren’t your friend.
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@tiki god: But that’d make a rupture in the space-time continuum… fine, I’ll use commas.
I wanted to put the link there.. but, forgot apparently. -
That is such a Jew thing to do… Kill Jesus then steal his kidneys. Fucking Jews, I hope the Arabs get their way and fuck up all those Jew cunts.
Pyschadelic Easter Eggs




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Seem pretty regular.
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@LukeV1-5: You need to look at it high…man
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yep you’re right, maybe you need to get fucked up to noticed?
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Someone needs to deep fry them bitches.
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Putting them under a blacklight would probably help.
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Seem pretty regular.
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@LukeV1-5: You need to look at it high…man
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yep you’re right, maybe you need to get fucked up to noticed?
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Someone needs to deep fry them bitches.
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Putting them under a blacklight would probably help.
Deep Fried Cadbury Egg




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Ewww.
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…I like fried things. And I like Cadbury eggs.
…And this is FUCKING WRONG ON ALL LEVELS.
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What hasn’t been fried?
I’m going fry me up a bowl of Lucky Charms later.
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DO WANT!
Need 3 right now!
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OMG i need one!! Imagine serving them with vanila ice cream!
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Aw yum! I made one of these with leftover pancake batter on Pancake Tuesday. I also ate two creme eggs today with my easter egg. That vanilla fondant is heaven.
I noticed that Rule 34 doesn’t apply to creme eggs, what a crazy world we live in.
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@joodles:
You are wrong. Wanna know how the eggs get the creme inside of them? Yep. Bow-chicka-wow-wow, baby.
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@Sticky: Wat. Maybe this picture is what I’m looking for. It’s very suggestive. So is your comment. And the chocolate I’m currently eating, while grooving to the song Born Slippy. Live is sweet.
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Looks like beef and cum.
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@deuce: ditto! pastrami beef!
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I can tell you it tastes a lot better. Although I don’t know what beef and cum tastes like. I can’t imagine it tastes very good.
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I`m not even going to mention what comes to mind with the first glance at that.
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@joodles: umm… what?! you’ve never had beef?!
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Creampie! there! i said it!!
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Reminds me of something I’ve seen on my ex-flatmates nickers! She took Diflucan and Midol for it
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@iamevilhomer: Creampie & Beef she meant
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@ATF: This is the first thing I thought when I saw this.
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Ewww.
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…I like fried things. And I like Cadbury eggs.
…And this is FUCKING WRONG ON ALL LEVELS.
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OMG i need one!! Imagine serving them with vanila ice cream!
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Aw yum! I made one of these with leftover pancake batter on Pancake Tuesday. I also ate two creme eggs today with my easter egg. That vanilla fondant is heaven.
I noticed that Rule 34 doesn’t apply to creme eggs, what a crazy world we live in. -
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You are wrong. Wanna know how the eggs get the creme inside of them? Yep. Bow-chicka-wow-wow, baby. -
@Sticky: Wat. Maybe this picture is what I’m looking for. It’s very suggestive. So is your comment. And the chocolate I’m currently eating, while grooving to the song Born Slippy. Live is sweet.
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Looks like beef and cum.
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@deuce: ditto! pastrami beef!
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I can tell you it tastes a lot better. Although I don’t know what beef and cum tastes like. I can’t imagine it tastes very good.
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I`m not even going to mention what comes to mind with the first glance at that.
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@joodles: umm… what?! you’ve never had beef?!
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Creampie! there! i said it!!
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Reminds me of something I’ve seen on my ex-flatmates nickers! She took Diflucan and Midol for it
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@iamevilhomer: Creampie & Beef she meant
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@ATF: This is the first thing I thought when I saw this.
Happy Easter




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In before the political correctness honkers
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Out before the stupid atheists who think they’re funny…
crap too late.
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Oh c’mon, this is funny…and true.
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I’m not atheist and this is some funny shit.
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@bstaples: When you can give me a solid Christian origin for Easter eggs and bunnies, THEN you can whine about atheist jokes.
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Well its obvious isnt it, The Eggs symbolizes the rebirth of christ/man kind, and the Rabbit symbolizes its innocents.
NA! i am just bull shittin’ you
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@wookie_x: AFAIK there is no Christian connection. I think it was a pagan-type fertility ritual, but I get the feeling you already knew that though.
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@wookie_x: And while they’re at it, they should explain the whole Jesus/Pine tree thing. That’s had me mystified since I was 9. It’s the Middle East, people! There are no pine trees!
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There are more atheist in the world than Jews. Can anyone of the Religious people tell me when Jesus was born? (waiting for all the wrong answers)
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@LeeHarveyOswald: If I remember correctly its 34 B.C. but I’m not positive.
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or 4 B.C.
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haha, he was my neighbors imaginary friend for a while
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let the false idol crap out eggs
My Lord Odin craps out thunder and lightning
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hahaha this is funny
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Jesus would think this is funny… you are forgiven.
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@wookie_x:
The Wikipedia Scolar presents you with the origin…en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Bunny
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@wookie_x:
It’s not a matter of Easter being disrespected. It has no christian connection. It’s a matter of some yokel decided he’d depict Jesus crapping an Egg so he can score some lulz.
And Lo! All the like-minded cretins come out the woodwork.
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Seeing how christ (purportedly) died on 0AD and he was (purportedly) 33 at the time, that would mean he was born on 33BC.
Then again, there was an adjustment in the middle ages to synchronize Europe’s calendars which set them all back 4 years so jesus was probably born in 37BC and died in 4BC.
Also, Christ’s story is copied word-for-word from Osiris, and Easter was already a Jewish and Pagan holiday before christ died and was resurrected, by total coincidence, during its celebration (which no one seems to be observing, in the bible).
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@Dragunov:
christ BORN on 0AD (7–2 BC/BCE – 26–36 AD/CE). I can tell it by the pixel that our unwelcome guest (the pope) bleeds from the eyes every sunday morning on the national channel.
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The spring festival was for shagging. Making it about the death of some dude is depressing.
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SHAGGING!
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O.o
Why is the pope rubbing an Egg against Jesus’ butt?
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@Adrian: He’s laying it. Learn to easter.
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Didn’t the original spring festival celebrate the harvest? Didn’t the original pagan stuff celebrate farming=food? Cus after everyone was hunter/gatherers they sat on their ass and planted shit. The good ol days before the industrial age yo.
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Is this what Christians actually believe?
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In before the political correctness honkers
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Out before the stupid atheists who think they’re funny…
crap too late.
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Oh c’mon, this is funny…and true.
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I’m not atheist and this is some funny shit.
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@bstaples: When you can give me a solid Christian origin for Easter eggs and bunnies, THEN you can whine about atheist jokes.
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@wookie_X
Well its obvious isnt it, The Eggs symbolizes the rebirth of christ/man kind, and the Rabbit symbolizes its innocents.
NA! i am just bull shittin’ you
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@wookie_x: AFAIK there is no Christian connection. I think it was a pagan-type fertility ritual, but I get the feeling you already knew that though.
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@wookie_x: And while they’re at it, they should explain the whole Jesus/Pine tree thing. That’s had me mystified since I was 9. It’s the Middle East, people! There are no pine trees!
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There are more atheist in the world than Jews. Can anyone of the Religious people tell me when Jesus was born? (waiting for all the wrong answers)
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@LeeHarveyOswald: If I remember correctly its 34 B.C. but I’m not positive.
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or 4 B.C.
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haha, he was my neighbors imaginary friend for a while
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let the false idol crap out eggs
My Lord Odin craps out thunder and lightning
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hahaha this is funny
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Jesus would think this is funny… you are forgiven.
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@wookie_x:
The Wikipedia Scolar presents you with the origin…en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Bunny
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@wookie_x:
It’s not a matter of Easter being disrespected. It has no christian connection. It’s a matter of some yokel decided he’d depict Jesus crapping an Egg so he can score some lulz.And Lo! All the like-minded cretins come out the woodwork.
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Seeing how christ (purportedly) died on 0AD and he was (purportedly) 33 at the time, that would mean he was born on 33BC.
Then again, there was an adjustment in the middle ages to synchronize Europe’s calendars which set them all back 4 years so jesus was probably born in 37BC and died in 4BC.
Also, Christ’s story is copied word-for-word from Osiris, and Easter was already a Jewish and Pagan holiday before christ died and was resurrected, by total coincidence, during its celebration (which no one seems to be observing, in the bible).
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@Dragunov:
christ BORN on 0AD (7–2 BC/BCE – 26–36 AD/CE). I can tell it by the pixel that our unwelcome guest (the pope) bleeds from the eyes every sunday morning on the national channel. -
The spring festival was for shagging. Making it about the death of some dude is depressing.
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O.o
Why is the pope rubbing an Egg against Jesus’ butt?
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@Adrian: He’s laying it. Learn to easter.
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Didn’t the original spring festival celebrate the harvest? Didn’t the original pagan stuff celebrate farming=food? Cus after everyone was hunter/gatherers they sat on their ass and planted shit. The good ol days before the industrial age yo.
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Is this what Christians actually believe?
George Bush Vs Easter Bunny




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The real George Bush.
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So Bush is a furry..
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@one: Nah, he’s a furry sympathiser. Obviously.
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In the next picture the Easter Bunny is being waterboarded.
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@Puulaahi: The Easter bunny is tough; he can take it.
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George has found his safe place.
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The real George Bush.
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So Bush is a furry..
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@one: Nah, he’s a furry sympathiser. Obviously.
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In the next picture the Easter Bunny is being waterboarded.
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@Puulaahi: The Easter bunny is tough; he can take it.
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George has found his safe place.
Colored Birds




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What a colorful omelet. Needs bacon and ketchup, though.
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Why?
I mean…
just…
WHY?
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They’re giving by idiot parents to their idiot children for easter…
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@Marrock: My mom remembers this from back in the day. She was smart then, questioning why they had to colour random chicks.
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This illegal in most states, but it doesn’t actually hurt the chicks. The color will be gone as the lose their down and grow in feathers.
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I remember these from the 60s.
The dye may not have hurt them, but the vast majority of chicks died from neglect soon after the shallow novelty wore off.
On the other hand, my cats would’ve liked them!
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RACIST!
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What a colorful omelet. Needs bacon and ketchup, though.
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Why?
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They’re giving by idiot parents to their idiot children for easter…
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@Marrock: My mom remembers this from back in the day. She was smart then, questioning why they had to colour random chicks.
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This illegal in most states, but it doesn’t actually hurt the chicks. The color will be gone as the lose their down and grow in feathers.
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I remember these from the 60s.
The dye may not have hurt them, but the vast majority of chicks died from neglect soon after the shallow novelty wore off.On the other hand, my cats would’ve liked them!
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RACIST!
Silly Rabbit




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Trix r 4 kids
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Night of the Lepus




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It’s the 1970s version of Snakes on the Plane!
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OMG save us from the bunnies!
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It’s not Lupus – Gregory House
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everything is scarier in slow-motion. even the evil easter bunny.
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Deforest Kelly FTW!
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I’ve seen this! It’s actually pretty watchable for its ridiculous premise. Oh, the absolute terror of rabbits running through miniature sets. It also looks like the producers were able to find a single rabbit suit to be used in all of the “graphic” attack scenes. Absolute brilliance!
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There is a Mystery Science Theater 3000 version as well.
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You sure Phil? I’ve looked but haven’t been able to find anything.
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It’s never Lepus
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Lepus? Not in my Hospital…
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OMG save us from the bunnies!
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It’s not Lupus – Gregory House
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everything is scarier in slow-motion. even the evil easter bunny.
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Deforest Kelly FTW!
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I’ve seen this! It’s actually pretty watchable for its ridiculous premise. Oh, the absolute terror of rabbits running through miniature sets. It also looks like the producers were able to find a single rabbit suit to be used in all of the “graphic” attack scenes. Absolute brilliance!
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There is a Mystery Science Theater 3000 version as well.
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You sure Phil? I’ve looked but haven’t been able to find anything.
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It’s never Lepus
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Lepus? Not in my Hospital…
Bunny and Clod




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finally the president has found his intellectual equal.
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what a fucking furry
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i mean, look at how he fondles the fucking rabbit…
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He looks so happy and blissful… like a small child. Wait, this is the guy that runs the country? $*!#%!
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Trying to make fun of President Bush still doesn’t change the fact that he won the Office two times in a row.
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who’s laughing now?
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That’s a white bunny. Bush doesn’t care about black bunnies.
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@DemolitionsGeek
Twice? I thought he was appointed by his dads friends in the Supreme Court the first time. At least the was the story in the non-American newspapers. What did they tell you folks?
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Yiff yiff mr. prez.
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@ DemolitionsGeek
With the voting irregularities in BOTH the 2000 and 2004 elections I find it questionable whether George W Bush was properly elected ONCE. Of course it may just have been that the 2000 election was practice for when he would REALLY need to steal an election, but I could be wrong. Either way you look at it, this man is directly responsible for tens of thousands of civilian deaths in a war that was based on lies and misdirection.
LET THE GAMES COMMENCE!
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@DemolitionsGeek
We’re not trying to make fun of him. We ARE making fun of him. Because no matter how you look at it, he’s kind of dumb. That fact that he was (questionably) elected just shows that most voters are kind of dumb, a theory continues to be supported by just about any quantitative measure.
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I didn’t read any of your posts, but I consider this a victory because I got a rise out of you.
It’s the internet. Some say it’s serious business, but alas, ’tis not.
Either way, LOOK HOW CUTE THIS PICTURE IS LOLOLOLOLO
..L.
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Now that I’ve [kind of] read your posts, I never said he was elected/appointed/bleh bleh bleh. I said he WON the Office.
You people are soo fast and soo ready to get into an internet tough guy political debate, it’s comical.
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You’re weren’t being serious and you weren’t being funny, so that leaves…. not much.
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To clarify: we are all on this board to look at images, read comments and write comments.
If someone reads your comment and writes a comment in response, how can that possibly be any kind of victory, since that’s the purpose of this website?
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@ DemolitionsGeek
Yeah, he WON the office. Just like you WON that last hamburger you bought or you WON that last blow-job you had to pay for. Bitch, please. You’re going to instigate a fight then start talking about “internet tough guys”? If you weren’t so sad, you might ALMOST be funny!
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One time I won a chocolate bunny by guessing how many jelly beans were in a jar.
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Technically, he WON the Supreme Court decision on halting the recount in Florida by 5-4.
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W still believes in the Easter Bunny. Someone is encouraging this belief. I am scared.
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Well, it’s like the saying goes: Ask your parents if Santa is real, then ask them if the Easter Bunny is real, then ask if God is real. The answer will always be the same.
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*The answer to all three questions will always be the same.
I apparently made this drink stronger than I thought, seeing as I left out a couple words.
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finally the president has found his intellectual equal.
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what a fucking furry
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i mean, look at how he fondles the fucking rabbit…
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He looks so happy and blissful… like a small child. Wait, this is the guy that runs the country? $*!#%!
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Trying to make fun of President Bush still doesn’t change the fact that he won the Office two times in a row.
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who’s laughing now?
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That’s a white bunny. Bush doesn’t care about black bunnies.
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@DemolitionsGeek
Twice? I thought he was appointed by his dads friends in the Supreme Court the first time. At least the was the story in the non-American newspapers. What did they tell you folks?
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Yiff yiff mr. prez.
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@ DemolitionsGeek
With the voting irregularities in BOTH the 2000 and 2004 elections I find it questionable whether George W Bush was properly elected ONCE. Of course it may just have been that the 2000 election was practice for when he would REALLY need to steal an election, but I could be wrong. Either way you look at it, this man is directly responsible for tens of thousands of civilian deaths in a war that was based on lies and misdirection.
LET THE GAMES COMMENCE!
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@DemolitionsGeek
We’re not trying to make fun of him. We ARE making fun of him. Because no matter how you look at it, he’s kind of dumb. That fact that he was (questionably) elected just shows that most voters are kind of dumb, a theory continues to be supported by just about any quantitative measure. -
I didn’t read any of your posts, but I consider this a victory because I got a rise out of you.
It’s the internet. Some say it’s serious business, but alas, ’tis not.
Either way, LOOK HOW CUTE THIS PICTURE IS LOLOLOLOLO
..L.
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Now that I’ve [kind of] read your posts, I never said he was elected/appointed/bleh bleh bleh. I said he WON the Office.
You people are soo fast and soo ready to get into an internet tough guy political debate, it’s comical.
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You’re weren’t being serious and you weren’t being funny, so that leaves…. not much.
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To clarify: we are all on this board to look at images, read comments and write comments.
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@ DemolitionsGeek
Yeah, he WON the office. Just like you WON that last hamburger you bought or you WON that last blow-job you had to pay for. Bitch, please. You’re going to instigate a fight then start talking about “internet tough guys”? If you weren’t so sad, you might ALMOST be funny!
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One time I won a chocolate bunny by guessing how many jelly beans were in a jar.
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Technically, he WON the Supreme Court decision on halting the recount in Florida by 5-4.
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W still believes in the Easter Bunny. Someone is encouraging this belief. I am scared.
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Well, it’s like the saying goes: Ask your parents if Santa is real, then ask them if the Easter Bunny is real, then ask if God is real. The answer will always be the same.
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*The answer to all three questions will always be the same.
I apparently made this drink stronger than I thought, seeing as I left out a couple words.























December 8, 2011 at 3:39 pm
wo ho hoo! you got them there!
December 8, 2011 at 3:53 pm
But those were all harmless games we played with you and everybody grows out of them, right?
December 8, 2011 at 3:56 pm
You forgot Allah, Mohammed, Buddha…etc
Oh I forgot “atheism” is only useful to people when it gets a reaction from the guys who used to pick on them in high school.
Carry on, losers. lol
Nobody made up that you’re a fag!
December 8, 2011 at 4:52 pm
You practice this shit in front of a mirror, don’t you?
December 8, 2011 at 5:49 pm
I thought you were talking to me but clearly you’re addressing someone named “don’t you”.
December 8, 2011 at 6:20 pm
typical christian response, attack the person/grammar instead of the issue
December 8, 2011 at 7:46 pm
I’m not baptised, retard.
Thanks for showing you’re exactly what I said: some fag who wants to get back at those big bad bullies who picked on him.
Cry to someone else, cunt.
December 9, 2011 at 9:36 pm
Man up and sign in. At least have the common decency to make an anonymous internet account, that way we can know a stupid comment is coming before we read it. Thank you.
December 9, 2011 at 9:39 pm
Who’s this “we”, white man?
December 8, 2011 at 5:55 pm
Makes perfect sense for parents to tell kids about Santa, the Easter Bunny and Mo… They are all the same culture. Buddha is an even better fit for European pagan myths adopted by the Christian traditions.
“If you are a gorgeous little 6 year old, the prophet will marry you, keep you under a sheet, not let you go outside and rape you at the age of 9.”
December 8, 2011 at 7:48 pm
European Pagan myths?
So now its okay to rip on Christians because the culture that brought civilization to the world was predominately Christian?
If you’re going to point out how one is made up you need to point out and accept they all are.
But then that would make sense and this is really about you crying.
December 8, 2011 at 8:53 pm
What goes best with Santa, the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy?
A) Jesus, who became the primary mythical god of Europe since Constantine
B) Mohammed, from a culture that doesn’t share the same pagan characters as Europe
C) Buddha, from a culture that doesn’t share the same pagan characters as Europe
Buddha and Mo were both real people. Jesus may have been. Any magical powers ascribed to them were either parlor tricks or added to their myths later. I’m not attacking Christianity for bringing civilization to anybody. I’m attacking it for being based on myths that don’t make good examples for a moral life.
December 9, 2011 at 2:20 am
And Mohammed and Buddha were real because….you read that somewhere?
Take your pills.
Buddha was about as real as every chinks gucci bag.
Mohammed was another fictitious shit skin.
Jesus was a jew killed by Romans as ordered by other deviant jews.
Santa Claus is a symbol that kids get presents.
You can pretend you’re not some anti Christian crybaby faggot if you’d like but we both know it’d be a lie.
Don’t worry. The bullies aren’t here now.
December 9, 2011 at 9:46 pm
Actually St. Nicholas aka. Santa Claus as a real person. He lived, and his life is well documented. The modern American (not European, you uneducated toolbag), as a fat happy man man who delivers gifts came from Thomas Nast political cartoonist. The English speak view of Santa Claus was heavily influenced by a poem written by Clement Clarke Moore.
Jesus = real man that lived once.
Santa = real man that lived once.
www.harpweek.com/
www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=santa%20claus%20st%20nick&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CDkQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stnicholascenter.org%2F&ei=xX_iTteEC4j00gGuu6yFBg&usg=AFQjCNGDBjvTuxXfIcicBgQlNQWssYNBow
December 10, 2011 at 12:55 am
Maggie, I forgot that trying to talk to you was completely pointless. Thanks for the reminder. I’m anti-christian, but that is only one of the religions I don’t believe in.
GAT, I’m well aware that the modern American version of Santa is a product of cartoons and marketing. The existence of St. Nick as a person is probably real. He quickly got mixed up with pagan stories and was used to adopt the gift giving festival of Saturnalia into the Roman Catholic feast days.
Jesus may have been a real person, but the complete and total lack of any non-biblical evidence from contemporary sources suggests that he was a mythical figure. The only non-biblical evidence that is not fraudulent was typically written at least a hundred years or more after Jesus is said to have lived.
December 8, 2011 at 8:36 pm
Buddha was a real guy, retard. His name was Siddhartha Gautama and he’s regarded almost god-like for what he created. So, yeah, quit being a fucking retard.
December 9, 2011 at 2:22 am
way to wikifail
He is regarded as a possible Buddha. Or just another shmuck preaching for attention.
Since the religion existed before him its very much doubted that he was the real Buddha.
So yeah quit being a fucking retard. <<–retard grammar fixed. yw
December 11, 2011 at 7:48 am
Typical american. Doesn’t know that Buddha and Mohammed were real. But he really does get bonus points for saying Santa was real.
December 8, 2011 at 6:49 pm
I get the whole point and hah-hah, and all that.
- What I do not get is, why is “Jesus Christ” written in a different way than the others? Is it supposed to be different than then Tooth Fairy?
December 8, 2011 at 7:12 pm
<mfw people think Christianity isn't a blatant copycat religion of an older Egyptian religion 3,000 years before the birth of Christ.
December 8, 2011 at 7:50 pm
They’re all copycats.
Mudslimes are no different.
December 9, 2011 at 3:12 am
By saying that you’re essentially saying that Christianity is a lie.
Which it is.
December 9, 2011 at 9:53 pm
All religions are lies. They’re made up garbage from a long time ago before people realized how thunder and lightning actually work.
They’re all equally bullshit but try telling that to faggot ass coastal America where all they fear are Christians.
December 8, 2011 at 11:37 pm
Truth is a arrow and the gate is narrow that it passes trough. You folks would’nt
know truth if it bit you in the ass.
December 9, 2011 at 4:28 pm
Thank you, image poster. With this, it has finally clicked that Jesus wasn’t a man who claimed to be the only incarnation of the creator God the Jews were calling their Father in heaven. I will now be able to apathetically ignore it, whereas before I was not able to not care.
December 10, 2011 at 3:53 pm
Oh my god, can anyone else picture some pre-teen yelling this at their parents after they were caught sneaking out to see Twilight again? And then the slap upside the head they’ll get? xD