RIP New York 2012




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I whop my head berkaderp




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Upflip fail




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“Upflip”…what IS that move (the one he was trying to do) called, anyway?
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the natasha romanoff special.
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I’d like that to be an entirely different thing altogether.
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Its called a back kip
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kiff?
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the natasha romanoff special.
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I’d like that to be an entirely different thing altogether.
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Its called a back kip
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kiff?
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if mtv wont cancel jersey shore god will




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GOD failed…he needs to try again!
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God works in excessive ways.
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GOD failed…he needs to try again!
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God works in excessive ways.
Cigacide




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Jesus is My Co-pilot




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How’d that work out for you?
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god sucks at driving
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No. It’s just that God thought he was such a wholesome, devout Christian that He decided to send him to heaven as quickly as possible.
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From the looks of the Windshield and the visible damage, looks like everybody in THIS car walked away. If that’s the case then God did a pretty good job…
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He didn’t stop them from crashing
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God wanted to teach them a lesson in responsible driving.
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Let’s not even ponder who the car crashed into, right?
It was probably a horrible sinner.
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WILL DESTROY YOU. I AM BIGFOOTS CROTCH, YOU LOOK LIKE BIGFOOTS CROTCH. I AM YOUR KING YOU WILL BOW TO ME. THE KING HAS SPOKEN. TIME TO POOP IN YOURE MOUTH THEN YOU WILL WALK AROUND ALL DAY HOLDING THE POOP IN YOURE MOUTH AND THEN YOU WILL SPIT IT INTO ANOTHER RANDOM PERSON MOUTH TO SWALLOW YUM YUM, THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TIOLET HAPPY. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!! YAHOO MADONNA STOP IT STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IM FAMOUS IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG. I AM WOOPIE GOLDBURG!!!GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN. I THROW FECES AT YOUR FACE BUT I LIKE TO PLAY ROUGH GAMES. YOU WILL POOP MASHED POTATOES EAT THE MASHED POTATOE POOP EAT IT NOW. NO I HAVE A BOOGER COLLECTION AT THEE ND OF MY BED, I WAIT TILL THEY ARE HARD THEN I EAT THEM. WAKE UP!! POOP COMES FROM YOUR MOUTH. PUTTING ON SOCKS HELLO HELLO THANKS FOR THE POOP BY THAT I DIE. NO YOUR FACE IS WHAT I HAVE GONE SHIT ON.I SHIT ON CLOUDS. DICK AND HENRY ARE BACK NOW GO THROW CANTALOPE AT YOUR NEIGHBOURS WHILE SCREAMING IM GOING TO EAT YOUR YUMMY POOP. THE KING HAS SPOKEN YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER IM FAMOUS TO BASTE A TURKY WITH GASOLINE WILL DESTROY YOU. I AM BIGFOOTS CROTCH, YOU LOOK LIKE BIGFOOTS CROTCH. I AM YOUR KING YOU WILL BOW TO ME. THE KING HAS SPOKEN. TIME TO POOP IN YOURE MOUTH THEN YOU WILL WALK AROUND ALL DAY HOLDING THE POOP IN YOURE MOUTH AND THEN YOU WILL SPIT IT INTO ANOTHER RANDOM PERSON MOUTH TO SWALLOW YUM YUM, THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TIOLET HAPPY. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!! YAHOO MADONNA STOP IT STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IM FAMOUS IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG. I AM WOOPIE GOLDBURG!!!GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN. I THROW FECES AT YOUR FACE BUT I LIKE TO PLAY ROUGH GAMES. YOU WILL POOP MASHED POTATOES EAT THE MASHED POTATOE POOP EAT IT NOW. NO I HAVE A BOOGER COLLECTION AT THEE ND OF MY BED, I WAIT TILL THEY ARE HARD THEN I EAT THEM. WAKE UP!! POOP COMES FROM YOUR MOUTH. PUTTING ON SOCKS HELLO HELLO THANKS FOR THE POOP BY THAT I DIE. NO YOUR FACE IS WHAT I HAVE GONE SHIT ON.I SHIT ON CLOUDS. DICK AND HENRY ARE BACK NOW GO THROW CANTALOPE AT YOUR NEIGHBOURS WHILE SCREAMING IM GOING TO EAT YOUR YUMMY POOP. THE KING HAS SPOKEN YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER IM FAMOUS TO BASTE A TURKY WITH GASOLINE WILL DESTROY YOU. I AM BIGFOOTS CROTCH, YOU LOOK LIKE BIGFOOTS CROTCH. I AM YOUR KING YOU WILL BOW TO ME. THE KING HAS SPOKEN. TIME TO POOP IN YOURE MOUTH THEN YOU WILL WALK AROUND ALL DAY HOLDING THE POOP IN YOURE MOUTH AND THEN YOU WILL SPIT IT INTO ANOTHER RANDOM PERSON MOUTH TO SWALLOW YUM YUM, THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TIOLET HAPPY. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!! YAHOO MADONNA STOP IT STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IM FAMOUS IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG. I AM WOOPIE GOLDBURG!!!GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN. I THROW FECES AT YOUR FACE BUT I LIKE TO PLAY ROUGH GAMES. YOU WILL POOP MASHED POTATOES EAT THE MASHED POTATOE POOP EAT IT NOW. NO I HAVE A BOOGER COLLECTION AT THEE ND OF MY BED, I WAIT TILL THEY ARE HARD THEN I EAT THEM. WAKE UP!! POOP COMES FROM YOUR MOUTH. PUTTING ON SOCKS HELLO HELLO THANKS FOR THE POOP BY THAT I DIE. NO YOUR FACE IS WHAT I HAVE GONE SHIT ON.I SHIT ON CLOUDS. DICK AND HENRY ARE BACK NOW GO THROW CANTALOPE AT YOUR NEIGHBOURS WHILE SCREAMING IM GOING TO EAT YOUR YUMMY POOP. THE KING HAS SPOKEN YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER IM FAMOUS TO BASTE A TURKY WITH GASOLINE. IM FAMOUS
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That poor poor MA70/71 supra, near brought a tear to my eye seeing that poor car smashed up, whats more is that its the exact same colour as mine. R.I.P you sexy car
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Don’t you know there ain’t no Devil
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YOU GUYS ARE ALL RETARDED! It’s from The Canonball Run! XP. Seriously though. Funny as hell.
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god sucks at driving
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From the looks of the Windshield and the visible damage, looks like everybody in THIS car walked away. If that’s the case then God did a pretty good job…
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He didn’t stop them from crashing
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WILL DESTROY YOU. I AM BIGFOOTS CROTCH, YOU LOOK LIKE BIGFOOTS CROTCH. I AM YOUR KING YOU WILL BOW TO ME. THE KING HAS SPOKEN. TIME TO POOP IN YOURE MOUTH THEN YOU WILL WALK AROUND ALL DAY HOLDING THE POOP IN YOURE MOUTH AND THEN YOU WILL SPIT IT INTO ANOTHER RANDOM PERSON MOUTH TO SWALLOW YUM YUM, THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TIOLET HAPPY. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!! YAHOO MADONNA STOP IT STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IM FAMOUS IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG. I AM WOOPIE GOLDBURG!!!GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN. I THROW FECES AT YOUR FACE BUT I LIKE TO PLAY ROUGH GAMES. YOU WILL POOP MASHED POTATOES EAT THE MASHED POTATOE POOP EAT IT NOW. NO I HAVE A BOOGER COLLECTION AT THEE ND OF MY BED, I WAIT TILL THEY ARE HARD THEN I EAT THEM. WAKE UP!! POOP COMES FROM YOUR MOUTH. PUTTING ON SOCKS HELLO HELLO THANKS FOR THE POOP BY THAT I DIE. NO YOUR FACE IS WHAT I HAVE GONE SHIT ON.I SHIT ON CLOUDS. DICK AND HENRY ARE BACK NOW GO THROW CANTALOPE AT YOUR NEIGHBOURS WHILE SCREAMING IM GOING TO EAT YOUR YUMMY POOP. THE KING HAS SPOKEN YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER IM FAMOUS TO BASTE A TURKY WITH GASOLINE WILL DESTROY YOU. I AM BIGFOOTS CROTCH, YOU LOOK LIKE BIGFOOTS CROTCH. I AM YOUR KING YOU WILL BOW TO ME. THE KING HAS SPOKEN. TIME TO POOP IN YOURE MOUTH THEN YOU WILL WALK AROUND ALL DAY HOLDING THE POOP IN YOURE MOUTH AND THEN YOU WILL SPIT IT INTO ANOTHER RANDOM PERSON MOUTH TO SWALLOW YUM YUM, THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TIOLET HAPPY. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!! YAHOO MADONNA STOP IT STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IM FAMOUS IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG. I AM WOOPIE GOLDBURG!!!GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN. I THROW FECES AT YOUR FACE BUT I LIKE TO PLAY ROUGH GAMES. YOU WILL POOP MASHED POTATOES EAT THE MASHED POTATOE POOP EAT IT NOW. NO I HAVE A BOOGER COLLECTION AT THEE ND OF MY BED, I WAIT TILL THEY ARE HARD THEN I EAT THEM. WAKE UP!! POOP COMES FROM YOUR MOUTH. PUTTING ON SOCKS HELLO HELLO THANKS FOR THE POOP BY THAT I DIE. NO YOUR FACE IS WHAT I HAVE GONE SHIT ON.I SHIT ON CLOUDS. DICK AND HENRY ARE BACK NOW GO THROW CANTALOPE AT YOUR NEIGHBOURS WHILE SCREAMING IM GOING TO EAT YOUR YUMMY POOP. THE KING HAS SPOKEN YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER IM FAMOUS TO BASTE A TURKY WITH GASOLINE WILL DESTROY YOU. I AM BIGFOOTS CROTCH, YOU LOOK LIKE BIGFOOTS CROTCH. I AM YOUR KING YOU WILL BOW TO ME. THE KING HAS SPOKEN. TIME TO POOP IN YOURE MOUTH THEN YOU WILL WALK AROUND ALL DAY HOLDING THE POOP IN YOURE MOUTH AND THEN YOU WILL SPIT IT INTO ANOTHER RANDOM PERSON MOUTH TO SWALLOW YUM YUM, THIS MAKES HAPPY INDIAN TIOLET HAPPY. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!! YAHOO MADONNA STOP IT STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IM FAMOUS IM WOOPIE GOLDBURG. I AM WOOPIE GOLDBURG!!!GET AWAY IM SPIDERMAN. I THROW FECES AT YOUR FACE BUT I LIKE TO PLAY ROUGH GAMES. YOU WILL POOP MASHED POTATOES EAT THE MASHED POTATOE POOP EAT IT NOW. NO I HAVE A BOOGER COLLECTION AT THEE ND OF MY BED, I WAIT TILL THEY ARE HARD THEN I EAT THEM. WAKE UP!! POOP COMES FROM YOUR MOUTH. PUTTING ON SOCKS HELLO HELLO THANKS FOR THE POOP BY THAT I DIE. NO YOUR FACE IS WHAT I HAVE GONE SHIT ON.I SHIT ON CLOUDS. DICK AND HENRY ARE BACK NOW GO THROW CANTALOPE AT YOUR NEIGHBOURS WHILE SCREAMING IM GOING TO EAT YOUR YUMMY POOP. THE KING HAS SPOKEN YOU WILL BOW TO ME AND SUFFER IM FAMOUS TO BASTE A TURKY WITH GASOLINE. IM FAMOUS
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That poor poor MA70/71 supra, near brought a tear to my eye seeing that poor car smashed up, whats more is that its the exact same colour as mine. R.I.P you sexy car
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YOU GUYS ARE ALL RETARDED! It’s from The Canonball Run! XP. Seriously though. Funny as hell.
say that to my face bitch, not your computer




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Perhaps someone mighta seen this coming




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His name is Robert Ogle.
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i cant get the girl next to me at work talk to me, and this guy gets them to send him naked pics?
master teach me!
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i cant get the girl next to me at work talk to me, and this guy gets them to send him naked pics?
master teach me!
Joker is in big trouble




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And this is why batman is an idiot.
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but batman doesn’t kill. he’s not that kind of hero.
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He should, though. Putting his personal feelings before the wellbeing of Gotham isn’t very cool, Batman.
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The fact that Joker hasn’t run into someone (a cop or a judge who doesn’t buy the insanity plea and is pro-death penalty) is what makes DC harder to believe sometimes. Sure, no one stays dead for ever, but Goblin was gone for how long after he killed Gwen? Loki’s died a few times too.
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And this is why batman is an idiot.
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but batman doesn’t kill. he’s not that kind of hero.
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He should, though. Putting his personal feelings before the wellbeing of Gotham isn’t very cool, Batman.
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The fact that Joker hasn’t run into someone (a cop or a judge who doesn’t buy the insanity plea and is pro-death penalty) is what makes DC harder to believe sometimes. Sure, no one stays dead for ever, but Goblin was gone for how long after he killed Gwen? Loki’s died a few times too.
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Speed has never killed anyone




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Suddenly becoming stationary, that’s what gets you
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Isn’t that the guy from top gear?
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Yes.
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Kinetic Energy Poisoning is such a bitch.
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Fuck you science.
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Maybe speed has not killed anyone, but the g-forces from the acceleration to achieve the speed has definitely killed a few.
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This may be true for the driver but the sudden acceleration does really bad things for pedestrians. The subsequent stop doesn’t help of course.
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POWERRRRRRRR!!
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I thought it was “Speed doesn’t kill. Speed differential kills.”
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Isn’t that the guy from top gear?
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Yes.
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Kinetic Energy Poisoning is such a bitch.
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Fuck you science.
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Maybe speed has not killed anyone, but the g-forces from the acceleration to achieve the speed has definitely killed a few.
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This may be true for the driver but the sudden acceleration does really bad things for pedestrians. The subsequent stop doesn’t help of course.
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POWERRRRRRRR!!
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I thought it was “Speed doesn’t kill. Speed differential kills.”
“God Bless”




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i got tree fiddy if you can suck a dick, whore
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I ain’t giving you no welfare you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!
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I wonder if afro-american dick, counts as “Anything” too…
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She should just sell her Coach bag.
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Why is the one “e” backwards and the others correct? Just seems kinda funny.
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The comma after Homeless, the capital E’s, the lowercase g… So many errors and so much effort went into a sign that could have just read “Blowjob?”
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Doesn’t look like errors, looks deliberate like she’s trying to look uneducated
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Probably a sorority pledge on a dare.
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I really should have worn a condom
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So… she’s simultaneously complaining that welfare is to easy to get (for other people) and too hard to get (for herself). Good job captain selfish.
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How ever she presented it, she is right on.
Vote for 0bama dumbass.
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How come there are still republicans in the US? They should be extinct by now…
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i got tree fiddy if you can suck a dick, whore
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I ain’t giving you no welfare you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!
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I wonder if afro-american dick, counts as “Anything” too…
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She should just sell her Coach bag.
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Why is the one “e” backwards and the others correct? Just seems kinda funny.
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The comma after Homeless, the capital E’s, the lowercase g… So many errors and so much effort went into a sign that could have just read “Blowjob?”
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Doesn’t look like errors, looks deliberate like she’s trying to look uneducated
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Probably a sorority pledge on a dare.
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I really should have worn a condom
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So… she’s simultaneously complaining that welfare is to easy to get (for other people) and too hard to get (for herself). Good job captain selfish.
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How come there are still republicans in the US? They should be extinct by now…
lobster dinner




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And that is why you kill them by putting them in a freezer. Or like the last time i went crabbing, by putting a spear through there shell.
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The pot is too small. And that is a crab, not a lobster.
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“Get in there you crabby bastard !
Yikes, it got pincers !!!”
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Looks like a crab not a lobster?
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I’m no vegetarian, but boiling to death? I don’t fucking blame it.
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dumbass
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Don’t mess with nature if you’re an amateur.
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Pot needs to be 2-3 times taller and half filled so it can’t escape like that.
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And that is why you kill them by putting them in a freezer. Or like the last time i went crabbing, by putting a spear through there shell.
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The pot is too small. And that is a crab, not a lobster.
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Looks like a crab not a lobster?
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I’m no vegetarian, but boiling to death? I don’t fucking blame it.
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dumbass
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Don’t mess with nature if you’re an amateur.
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Pot needs to be 2-3 times taller and half filled so it can’t escape like that.
The cool way!




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just kidding.
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well it would be funny for like 10 seconds until they try to use your head as a soccer ball and find out it’s attached to your worthless body.
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well it would be funny for like 10 seconds until they try to use your head as a soccer ball and find out it’s attached to your worthless body.
Orphans




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Make me scream




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I’d love to.
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what a slut.
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Okay, 1) Logan is 5’2″, why is he the same height as all those guys, and 2) when has he ever been that well shaved?
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Look at his hands. Only 2 holes for claws. That is Logan’s son, Daken, when he was running with the dark avengers.
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i think this is a trap. the bone structure joke… the “denied, stud” at the end….
dick joke
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what arkthedude said, it is Daken. He’s bisexual…I think.
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what a slut.
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Okay, 1) Logan is 5’2″, why is he the same height as all those guys, and 2) when has he ever been that well shaved?
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Look at his hands. Only 2 holes for claws. That is Logan’s son, Daken, when he was running with the dark avengers.
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i think this is a trap. the bone structure joke… the “denied, stud” at the end….
dick joke
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what arkthedude said, it is Daken. He’s bisexual…I think.
RIP Coon




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He’s just resting. Pining for the fjords.
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no, he’s quite dead.
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He’s been stunned.
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He’s joined the choir invisible
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this image is 90 degrees anti-clockwise.
it’s actually being eaten by a forever alone pillow while doing the Thriller dance
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He’s just resting. Pining for the fjords.
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no, he’s quite dead.
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He’s been stunned.
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He’s joined the choir invisible
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this image is 90 degrees anti-clockwise.
it’s actually being eaten by a forever alone pillow while doing the Thriller dance
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Girl fight




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he wins
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“Get that hippo outta here! It’s attacking a student.”
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Damn, I heard about whales washed ashore, but this is something different.
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Jesus, the only thing they tolerate less than fighting in that town is maintaining a healthy BMI.
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i could watch that fat cunt hit the ground all day
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I know what you mean. I kept watching it over and over again. It was mesmerizing. I started doing this little sound effect in my head every time she hit the ground. It was kind of like a “plooop”.
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Now he probably lost his job and is trouble with the law for pushing that fatty. Darn.
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“I saw the video on Tosh.0. Which is on Comedy Central. So…”
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It takes a truly pathetic individual to kick someone while they are on the ground.
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Damn, don’t ever steal her twinkies or she’ll weakly kick you by barely lifting her fat ass legs off the ground.
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He could used a drop kick!
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BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE
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LOL I just noticed the peace sign on the kicker’s hoodie
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“Get that hippo outta here! It’s attacking a student.”
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Damn, I heard about whales washed ashore, but this is something different.
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Jesus, the only thing they tolerate less than fighting in that town is maintaining a healthy BMI.
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i could watch that fat cunt hit the ground all day
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I know what you mean. I kept watching it over and over again. It was mesmerizing. I started doing this little sound effect in my head every time she hit the ground. It was kind of like a “plooop”.
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It takes a truly pathetic individual to kick someone while they are on the ground.
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Damn, don’t ever steal her twinkies or she’ll weakly kick you by barely lifting her fat ass legs off the ground.
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He could used a drop kick!
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BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE
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LOL I just noticed the peace sign on the kicker’s hoodie
@KillZimmerman




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Sick yet?
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it’s funny because a darkey got shot by a white men
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Zimmerman wasn’t white.
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Troll post? Or never seen a white man before? That and never passed 4th grade.
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Zimmerman is Hispanic, you anonymous mook.
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Yesterday, in the New York Daily News, it was reported that Spike Lee tweeted Zimmerman’s address so that people could take revenge on him. But Spike is an idiot, and tweeted an old retired couples address instead. Now they are in hiding.
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fuckin tard, should be charges for that shit
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I would like to see justice, not vengeance.
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But that’s a hard message to argue against. We need to act like everyone is at one extreme or the other.
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oy vey
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Now correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this Solicitation of Murder, and since it’s crossing State Lines doesn’t that make it a Federal Offense?
Don’t expect to be hear Holder & Co. doing anything about it anytime soon.
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It would but doing crimes because you are an angry black person makes them excusable.
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Thousands of blacks slaughter each other and it’s totally cool. Someone else does it and Obama throws his stupid fucking hat in to secure the black vote and now we have riots waiting to happen.
If they kill that poor innocent man then Obama should be charged with being an accessory to murder. In case there was any doubt he’s the worst president in history…there it is.
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Please tell me this is a joke comment.
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I agree with everything he said minus the “innocent man” part. Because that is up to a jury and we do not have access to all the evidence that the proper authority does.
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Shot dead in the street…a little extreme. We are supposed to be the civilized ones here. I do think he was definitely wrong and that technicality that has him still walking around needs to be abolished. He definitely needs to be tried, and would be easily convicted, for murder.
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Well giving him a trial would be unfair. The media and every black organization already convicted him. If I was him I would leave the country, innocent or not hes fucked. Another pat on the back for black people, fucking up our country a little more every time I look. I just wish I had time to protest, but it seems I don’t have the time while keeping my son from turning into a THUG, and my JOB I barely get sleep as is.
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If this ends in any way other than African Americans burning down their own neighbourhoods, and beating up uninvolved white people I will be surprised.
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Yeah and some how mexican is white now. Just hope I can keep up with the oh so vast knowledge of the ignorant people.
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I don’t think white people will stand by for that shit any more.
Unfortunately this may just end in more dead black people.
As I said: black people need to learn from this that they should cut the tough guy bullshit. That’s what got this kid killed. But since no one wants to set their ego aside we can look forward to more dead black people. Good job PC asshats.
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We have to remember that we do not have all of the facts that the local law enforcement officials have, so we cannot make a judgement in good faith simply because of the lack of evidence. What is disturbing is that the black race mongers Al Sharpton and Jessee Jackson have the same amount of evidence that we have, and yet they are allowed to incite riots with no criminal prosecution.
This was and still should be a local law enforcement matter, and the only reason that Obama stuck his nose (not to mention the FBI) in the issue, is that this is an election year and he needs the black vote. The irony is that Mr. Zimmerman is hispanic, which is another minority vote Obama has been trying to court by suing states which have enacted voter ID laws. Obama screwed himself on this one by getting involved: If Zimmerman is not prosecuted, Obama takes a hit with the blacks; if he is arrested and prosecuted, then he takes a hit with the hispanics.
Also, to the commenter who pointed out how the blacks will riot, beat & kill their own kind, rob * destroy business, and burn down their own neighborhoods as their form of “justice”….you nailed it. If Zimmerman is arrested and gets off, it will be just like O.J. all over again.
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Obama got involved because this story has blown up into a enormously controversial national story because of a loophole in a law allowing murder if you just say “I felt threatened.” If he didn’t get involved most people would be saying he’s staying out because he scared of making someone not like him in election year. No matter what he did people would criticize him for doing the wrong thing. I’m guessing you would be included there.
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I live in Florida, and the law is not a loophole. It is intentionally designed so that the citizens of this state will have a clearly defined option (to fight or flight) within the laws if they choose to defend themselves against would-be attackers.
I personally would have respected Obama more if he would have left it as a local law enforcement matter instead of sending in the FBI. I would have respected him even more if he would not have made the statement that “If I had a son, he would look like Treyvon Martin”. That statement was made for one reason, he wanted to endear himself to black voters, period.
What’s more, tell me what will happen if the evidence turns out to be that Martin attacked Zimmerman before he was shot? The blacks are going to make the Rodney King verdict look like a camp fire.
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The law itself isn’t a loophole, but I can go up to anybody and kill them and say it was self defense. I may not get away with it in the end, but I will get to walk the streets able to kill anyone else I please while they investigate. In any other state he would have been arrested and the investigation would happen with him imprisoned so that if it was 1st degree murder he wouldn’t be able to kill again before they know the truth. If it turns out the kid was threatening him enough to justify killing in self defense I will advocate his freedom, but that law still needs to be changed. If only to have the perpetrator imprisoned until a thorough investigation can be conducted.
Obama would’ve gotten involved at any point in his presidency. This story is national news with a lot of controversy surrounding it. All presidents have thrown their hats in to some stories here and there when they felt necessary. Obama is an african american and a democrat. He doesn’t need to “secure the black vote” since they already like him for both of those reasons.
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Bullshit. Obama got involved because it’s an election year. End of story.
He’s the worst kind of human being. And you’re still falling for his bullshit.
Sad.
And no you are wrong. Very wrong. He desperately needed to regain the black vote. Even their racism couldn’t overcome the startling reality that their way of life was/is being destroyed by a moron.
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Unfortunately, in this bleeding heart liberal country, anyone that says, “wait until we see what the investigation shows” will be called a racist, or more accurately, “RACIST PIG!” so the only ones we’re hearing are shit-stirrers like Al Sharpton.
It’s so fucked. Remember the Duke Lacrosse players that were accused of gang rape about 10 years ago? The country was ready to hang them until the “victim” turned out to be full of shit and making up the whole story.
I wish that tweet was about me and I’d be the one getting shot, because *I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.*
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it’s funny because a darkey got shot by a white men
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Zimmerman wasn’t white.
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Troll post? Or never seen a white man before? That and never passed 4th grade.
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Zimmerman is Hispanic, you anonymous mook.
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Yesterday, in the New York Daily News, it was reported that Spike Lee tweeted Zimmerman’s address so that people could take revenge on him. But Spike is an idiot, and tweeted an old retired couples address instead. Now they are in hiding.
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fuckin tard, should be charges for that shit
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I would like to see justice, not vengeance.
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But that’s a hard message to argue against. We need to act like everyone is at one extreme or the other.
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oy vey
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Now correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this Solicitation of Murder, and since it’s crossing State Lines doesn’t that make it a Federal Offense?
Don’t expect to be hear Holder & Co. doing anything about it anytime soon.
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It would but doing crimes because you are an angry black person makes them excusable.
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Thousands of blacks slaughter each other and it’s totally cool. Someone else does it and Obama throws his stupid fucking hat in to secure the black vote and now we have riots waiting to happen.
If they kill that poor innocent man then Obama should be charged with being an accessory to murder. In case there was any doubt he’s the worst president in history…there it is.
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Please tell me this is a joke comment.
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I agree with everything he said minus the “innocent man” part. Because that is up to a jury and we do not have access to all the evidence that the proper authority does.
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Shot dead in the street…a little extreme. We are supposed to be the civilized ones here. I do think he was definitely wrong and that technicality that has him still walking around needs to be abolished. He definitely needs to be tried, and would be easily convicted, for murder.
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Well giving him a trial would be unfair. The media and every black organization already convicted him. If I was him I would leave the country, innocent or not hes fucked. Another pat on the back for black people, fucking up our country a little more every time I look. I just wish I had time to protest, but it seems I don’t have the time while keeping my son from turning into a THUG, and my JOB I barely get sleep as is.
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If this ends in any way other than African Americans burning down their own neighbourhoods, and beating up uninvolved white people I will be surprised.
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Yeah and some how mexican is white now. Just hope I can keep up with the oh so vast knowledge of the ignorant people.
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I don’t think white people will stand by for that shit any more.
Unfortunately this may just end in more dead black people.
As I said: black people need to learn from this that they should cut the tough guy bullshit. That’s what got this kid killed. But since no one wants to set their ego aside we can look forward to more dead black people. Good job PC asshats.
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We have to remember that we do not have all of the facts that the local law enforcement officials have, so we cannot make a judgement in good faith simply because of the lack of evidence. What is disturbing is that the black race mongers Al Sharpton and Jessee Jackson have the same amount of evidence that we have, and yet they are allowed to incite riots with no criminal prosecution.
This was and still should be a local law enforcement matter, and the only reason that Obama stuck his nose (not to mention the FBI) in the issue, is that this is an election year and he needs the black vote. The irony is that Mr. Zimmerman is hispanic, which is another minority vote Obama has been trying to court by suing states which have enacted voter ID laws. Obama screwed himself on this one by getting involved: If Zimmerman is not prosecuted, Obama takes a hit with the blacks; if he is arrested and prosecuted, then he takes a hit with the hispanics.
Also, to the commenter who pointed out how the blacks will riot, beat & kill their own kind, rob * destroy business, and burn down their own neighborhoods as their form of “justice”….you nailed it. If Zimmerman is arrested and gets off, it will be just like O.J. all over again.
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Obama got involved because this story has blown up into a enormously controversial national story because of a loophole in a law allowing murder if you just say “I felt threatened.” If he didn’t get involved most people would be saying he’s staying out because he scared of making someone not like him in election year. No matter what he did people would criticize him for doing the wrong thing. I’m guessing you would be included there.
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I live in Florida, and the law is not a loophole. It is intentionally designed so that the citizens of this state will have a clearly defined option (to fight or flight) within the laws if they choose to defend themselves against would-be attackers.
I personally would have respected Obama more if he would have left it as a local law enforcement matter instead of sending in the FBI. I would have respected him even more if he would not have made the statement that “If I had a son, he would look like Treyvon Martin”. That statement was made for one reason, he wanted to endear himself to black voters, period.
What’s more, tell me what will happen if the evidence turns out to be that Martin attacked Zimmerman before he was shot? The blacks are going to make the Rodney King verdict look like a camp fire.
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The law itself isn’t a loophole, but I can go up to anybody and kill them and say it was self defense. I may not get away with it in the end, but I will get to walk the streets able to kill anyone else I please while they investigate. In any other state he would have been arrested and the investigation would happen with him imprisoned so that if it was 1st degree murder he wouldn’t be able to kill again before they know the truth. If it turns out the kid was threatening him enough to justify killing in self defense I will advocate his freedom, but that law still needs to be changed. If only to have the perpetrator imprisoned until a thorough investigation can be conducted.
Obama would’ve gotten involved at any point in his presidency. This story is national news with a lot of controversy surrounding it. All presidents have thrown their hats in to some stories here and there when they felt necessary. Obama is an african american and a democrat. He doesn’t need to “secure the black vote” since they already like him for both of those reasons.
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Bullshit. Obama got involved because it’s an election year. End of story.
He’s the worst kind of human being. And you’re still falling for his bullshit.
Sad.
And no you are wrong. Very wrong. He desperately needed to regain the black vote. Even their racism couldn’t overcome the startling reality that their way of life was/is being destroyed by a moron.
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Unfortunately, in this bleeding heart liberal country, anyone that says, “wait until we see what the investigation shows” will be called a racist, or more accurately, “RACIST PIG!” so the only ones we’re hearing are shit-stirrers like Al Sharpton.
It’s so fucked. Remember the Duke Lacrosse players that were accused of gang rape about 10 years ago? The country was ready to hang them until the “victim” turned out to be full of shit and making up the whole story.
I wish that tweet was about me and I’d be the one getting shot, because *I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.* -
Tiki, you REALLY need to require registration again. These anonymous shitbags are making a mockery of honest trolling.
Stylish Leather Couch




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LOL i know where ive seen that couch before xD
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We all know that “feel”, bro.
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I wonder how many users here look at it and instantly know the love and attention that couch has received… ; >
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Oh god I about laughed to death when I saw that couch . The description for the couch is priceless too.
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Lol, ew.
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lol all too recognizable
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Yes i am a man and i watch porn and i find humor that the guy selling the couch tricks women into fucking him im sorry
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Tricks? That shit is scripted.
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The van took me a second but under the right cirCUMstances, I’d be enticed to join them for a ride.
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MMM… couch juice!
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LOL i know where ive seen that couch before xD
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We all know that “feel”, bro.
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I wonder how many users here look at it and instantly know the love and attention that couch has received… ; >
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Oh god I about laughed to death when I saw that couch . The description for the couch is priceless too.
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Lol, ew.
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lol all too recognizable
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Yes i am a man and i watch porn and i find humor that the guy selling the couch tricks women into fucking him im sorry
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Tricks? That shit is scripted.
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The van took me a second but under the right cirCUMstances, I’d be enticed to join them for a ride.
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MMM… couch juice!
Chris Brown: American Superhero




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It’s funny because be beats up women
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November 6, 2012 at 9:46 pm
Soooo …. What? Did it rain? Get your feet wet or something? The Mediterranean sea was once dry land, then it flooded. Embrace change!
… oh and get a boat!