I’d Hit it, like a 747
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Where was king Kong when we needed him?
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A Depression Era American woman broke his heart and he couldn’t take it. What irony.
Proof: Carl Denham: Oh no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.
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how long are the Radical Muslims going to try ruling the world? Will the world be any better? What will MOh_________, do for us? How many ppl do i need to kill,,,,,to go into the Radical Hall Of Fame? Why?????? Religion is made by man… so why should any one, die in the name of God!!!! [I’m a Preacher’s Kid}! NO GOD SHOULD EVER SAY KILL THE INFADELLES!!!!!! I will not defy or defile any other person for my own pleasure or reward. Those jerks were not heroes to anyone!!!! There are no Virgins reserved for as_ ho___! Can we send King Kong over there
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@ etiii
lolwut?
Protip: Stop censoring yourself, they won’t come after you.But at least it’ll make more sense.
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King Kong.. Awesome!.. seriously.. where was he?
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I’m pretty sure you’re allowed to say Mohamed. Also I’m pretty sure you’re allowed to say ‘asshole’.
I can tell you’re a preacher’s kid, by the by, because you’re angry and barely literate.
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what?!? are they making a new Rampage game?
where are the godzilla and wolfman?
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@etiii: how long are the world? Will the Radical Hall Of Fame? Why? Religion is made by man… so why should any other person for my own pleasure or reward. Those jerks were not heroes to go into the Radical Hall Of Fame? Why? Religion is made by man… so why should any better? What will MOhammad, do for us? How many ppl do for us? How many ppl do i need to go into the name of God!!!! [I’m a Preacher’s Kid}! NO GOD SHOULD EVER SAY KILL THE INFADELLES!!!!!! I will not heroes to anyone!!!! There are no Virgins reserved for assholes! Can we send King Kong over there? how long are no Virgins reserved for us? How many ppl do for us? How many ppl do for my own pleasure or defile any one, die in the name of God!!!! [I’m a Preacher’s Kid}! NO GOD SHOULD EVER SAY KILL THE INFADELLES!!!!!! I will not heroes to kill to anyone!!!! There are the Radical Hall Of Fame? Why? Religion is made by man… so why should any other person for us? How many ppl do for my own pleasure or defile any other person for assholes! Can we send King Kong over there? how long are the Radical Hall Of Fame? Why? Religion is made by man… so why should any one, die in the Radical Muslims going to kill to go into the world? Will the world be any one, die in the Radical Hall Of Fame? Why? Religion is made by man… so why should any one, die in the world be any better? What will MOhammad, do i need to go into the Radical Muslims going to anyone!!!! There are the world? Will the world be any better? What will MOhammad, do for assholes! Can we send King Kong over there? how long are the Radical Muslims going to try ruling the world be any one, die in the name of God!!!! [I’m a Preacher’s Kid}! NO GOD SHOULD EVER SAY KILL THE INFADELLES!!!!!! I will not heroes to try ruling the world? Will the Radical Hall Of Fame? Why? Religion is made by man… so why should any other person for assholes! Can we send King Kong over there? how long are the name of God!!!! [I’m a Preacher’s Kid}! NO GOD SHOULD EVER SAY KILL THE INFADELLES!!!!!! I will MOhammad, do i need to try ruling the name of God!!!! [I’m a Preacher’s Kid}! NO GOD SHOULD EVER SAY KILL THE INFADELLES!!!!!! I will not defy or reward. Those jerks were not defy or defile any other person for assholes! Can we send King Kong over there? how long are the world? Will the Radical Muslims going to kill to go into the name of God!!!! [I’m a Preacher’s Kid}! NO GOD SHOULD EVER SAY KILL THE INFADELLES!!!!!! I will not heroes to try ruling the world be any better? What will not defy or defile any other person for my own pleasure.
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Errrm… I see it’s been said before but…
LOL… Whut?
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@etiii
I’m fairly sure that nobody (god or otherwise) said kill the INFADELLES!!!!!! . Well, except you, of course.
Yeah, yeah, I know, grammar/spelling nazi.
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A Depression Era American woman broke his heart and he couldn’t take it. What irony.
Proof: Carl Denham: Oh no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.
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how long are the Radical Muslims going to try ruling the world? Will the world be any better? What will MOh_________, do for us? How many ppl do i need to kill,,,,,to go into the Radical Hall Of Fame? Why?????? Religion is made by man… so why should any one, die in the name of God!!!! [I’m a Preacher’s Kid}! NO GOD SHOULD EVER SAY KILL THE INFADELLES!!!!!! I will not defy or defile any other person for my own pleasure or reward. Those jerks were not heroes to anyone!!!! There are no Virgins reserved for as_ ho___! Can we send King Kong over there
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lolwut?Protip: Stop censoring yourself, they won’t come after you.But at least it’ll make more sense.
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King Kong.. Awesome!.. seriously.. where was he?
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I’m pretty sure you’re allowed to say Mohamed. Also I’m pretty sure you’re allowed to say ‘asshole’.
I can tell you’re a preacher’s kid, by the by, because you’re angry and barely literate.
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what?!? are they making a new Rampage game?
where are the godzilla and wolfman? -
@etiii: how long are the world? Will the Radical Hall Of Fame? Why? Religion is made by man… so why should any other person for my own pleasure or reward. Those jerks were not heroes to go into the Radical Hall Of Fame? Why? Religion is made by man… so why should any better? What will MOhammad, do for us? How many ppl do for us? How many ppl do i need to go into the name of God!!!! [I’m a Preacher’s Kid}! NO GOD SHOULD EVER SAY KILL THE INFADELLES!!!!!! I will not heroes to anyone!!!! There are no Virgins reserved for assholes! Can we send King Kong over there? how long are no Virgins reserved for us? How many ppl do for us? How many ppl do for my own pleasure or defile any one, die in the name of God!!!! [I’m a Preacher’s Kid}! NO GOD SHOULD EVER SAY KILL THE INFADELLES!!!!!! I will not heroes to kill to anyone!!!! There are the Radical Hall Of Fame? Why? Religion is made by man… so why should any other person for us? How many ppl do for my own pleasure or defile any other person for assholes! Can we send King Kong over there? how long are the Radical Hall Of Fame? Why? Religion is made by man… so why should any one, die in the Radical Muslims going to kill to go into the world? Will the world be any one, die in the Radical Hall Of Fame? Why? Religion is made by man… so why should any one, die in the world be any better? What will MOhammad, do i need to go into the Radical Muslims going to anyone!!!! There are the world? Will the world be any better? What will MOhammad, do for assholes! Can we send King Kong over there? how long are the Radical Muslims going to try ruling the world be any one, die in the name of God!!!! [I’m a Preacher’s Kid}! NO GOD SHOULD EVER SAY KILL THE INFADELLES!!!!!! I will not heroes to try ruling the world? Will the Radical Hall Of Fame? Why? Religion is made by man… so why should any other person for assholes! Can we send King Kong over there? how long are the name of God!!!! [I’m a Preacher’s Kid}! NO GOD SHOULD EVER SAY KILL THE INFADELLES!!!!!! I will MOhammad, do i need to try ruling the name of God!!!! [I’m a Preacher’s Kid}! NO GOD SHOULD EVER SAY KILL THE INFADELLES!!!!!! I will not defy or reward. Those jerks were not defy or defile any other person for assholes! Can we send King Kong over there? how long are the world? Will the Radical Muslims going to kill to go into the name of God!!!! [I’m a Preacher’s Kid}! NO GOD SHOULD EVER SAY KILL THE INFADELLES!!!!!! I will not heroes to try ruling the world be any better? What will not defy or defile any other person for my own pleasure.
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Errrm… I see it’s been said before but…
LOL… Whut?
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@etiii
I’m fairly sure that nobody (god or otherwise) said kill the INFADELLES!!!!!! . Well, except you, of course.
Yeah, yeah, I know, grammar/spelling nazi.
I love Steve Irwin
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Oh my fucking god that is hilarious!
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I just found my new t-shirt. Off to Bang-On to have it made!
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LOL WUT
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Oh my fucking god that is hilarious!
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I just found my new t-shirt. Off to Bang-On to have it made!
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LOL WUT
Hate Crime – it won’t bring Irwin Back
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Yeah, but it will send a message to all the other nature guy chest spearing stingray lowlifes out there…
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Yeah, but it will send a message to all the other nature guy chest spearing stingray lowlifes out there…
Stingrays? In my chest cavity?
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*Tear
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That’s just wrong… Wrong like two left feet wrong…
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That’s just wrong… Wrong like two left feet wrong…
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Wild Animal Crunch (now with more wild animals)
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New! Kelloggs Wild Animal Crunch.
Wal-Mart clubs only the freshest baby seals for their cereal.
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mmm tastey seals
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sealed for freshness?
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om nom nom nom
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Funny… “crunch” is the sound you get when you club those seals…
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Endangered is the new yum.
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Disturbing.
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mmm tastey seals
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sealed for freshness?
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om nom nom nom
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Funny… “crunch” is the sound you get when you club those seals…
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Endangered is the new yum.
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Disturbing.
Gustav’s Projected Path
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Basically.
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Remember that preacher-guy that prayed for rain during the DNC on the night of Obama’s speech? Hurricane Gustav proves that the weather has a fucked up sense of humor.
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The United States gets its prostate checked: proving that Louisiana really is the asshole of America (where the mighty colon of the country empties out, and right under the wang of Florida)
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@DeeplyTroubled
I Lawled. WIN. +100 Internets.
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If Louisiana is the anus, then that makes Texas the ass. There is a lot of gas passing through those cheeks.
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Basically.
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Remember that preacher-guy that prayed for rain during the DNC on the night of Obama’s speech? Hurricane Gustav proves that the weather has a fucked up sense of humor.
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The United States gets its prostate checked: proving that Louisiana really is the asshole of America (where the mighty colon of the country empties out, and right under the wang of Florida)
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@DeeplyTroubled
I Lawled. WIN. +100 Internets.
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If Louisiana is the anus, then that makes Texas the ass. There is a lot of gas passing through those cheeks.
Teeth Wallpaper – Wrong Move
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he’s all like ‘yeah baby, i’ll fuck you right’ and she’s like “I’m going to bite your dick off”
and then they show it.
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With sideburns like that he kinda deserves it.
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I am sure she has a hole without teeth…
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Dude is about to Phail in ways he could never have imagined in his wildest dreams…
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he’s all like ‘yeah baby, i’ll fuck you right’ and she’s like “I’m going to bite your dick off”
and then they show it.
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With sideburns like that he kinda deserves it.
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I am sure she has a hole without teeth…
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Dude is about to Phail in ways he could never have imagined in his wildest dreams…
Pokeshank
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Sauce?
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Do grown ups actually have knowledge of this crap?
And how come we cannot sterilize them so they do not reproduce?
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awwe, it’s bear & kitten. one of my favorite webcomics.
www.south20th.com/
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Grown ups have knowledge of this crap usually for three reasons:
1) They are retardedly obsessed with Japanese culture and possess the mentality of a ten year old.
2) They have reproduced and their children watch it.
3) They read bear & kitten and have great taste in webcomix.
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Grown ups have knowledge of this crap usually for three reasons:
1) They are retardedly obsessed with Japanese culture and possess the mentality of a ten year old.
2) They have reproduced and their children watch it.
3) They read bear & kitten and have great taste in webcomix.
Raped Children and Their Aborted Babies
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I have no idea what this is about.
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I think it’s about raped children.
Raped children and their hidden aborted babies.
I have no idea why they would hide their aborted babies though…
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How are children having babies? That’s one of the distinguishing abilities of adults.
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Maybe teenagers count as children for the purposes of this stone?
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That is just sick… Why, why, why!
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i like how jesus is portayed as being unable to help the children… very realistic.
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Dawn was soooo aborted that she didn’t even get a last name.
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It’s sick, and there’s a Jesus on it. Must be Christian.
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Nobody will see this because I’m already a couple days late, but…
@reboot: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina
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I think it’s about raped children.
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How are children having babies? That’s one of the distinguishing abilities of adults.
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Maybe teenagers count as children for the purposes of this stone?
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That is just sick… Why, why, why!
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i like how jesus is portayed as being unable to help the children… very realistic.
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Dawn was soooo aborted that she didn’t even get a last name.
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It’s sick, and there’s a Jesus on it. Must be Christian.
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Nobody will see this because I’m already a couple days late, but…
@reboot: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina
Support Communism?
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Do you support communism?
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Now I understand, it was Chinese secret police making all that noise, not to distrack non-chinese gymnast, but to mask the gun shots. I should have known.
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Haha, I have broken Gor’s new stoic ePersona in less than a week.
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LOL
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Wait, what just happened? Are you two friends now!?!? I refuse to let this happen.
Gor, Caio called you a homosexual.
Caio, Gor told me about you secretly yearn to one day be good enough to live again in the United States.
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FMS, I’m at work for 12 hours a day in which I spend about 10 of those hours serfing the interwebs and I much rather enjoy those 10 year than not. So I treat those that would rather argue over stupid shit as humorous court jesters, it’s especially more enjoyable they are angry types.
BTW, I have no idea if Caio is a homo, but being in Canada surrounded by his french overlords, I wouldn’t be surprised.
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of course, year = hours.
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China is not a communist country, but a fascist country. Naming it different doesn’t change the facts of organisation.
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Are fascism and communism exclusive?
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why compare fascism and communism on 2 seperate ends of the spectrum. Heads of state will control the population anyway. Why not just say that either way they are both on the opposite end of a government less society. They would be the extreme of control and the middle is where everyone should want things to be. Dont be slaves to a system that farms you to keep its wheels turning.
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There are a lot of posts on this thread and I’m not going to read all of them but I see that like 20 are by Gor so I’m just going to reiterate: I broke Gor’s new stoic ePersona in less than a week.
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Also, just to add: I don’t support the troops.
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Caio is just a pussy who hides behind his keyboard… its ok Caio when the shit gets real you can do what your people do best… tuck your tail between your legs and run…
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China is communist in name only.
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This wasn’t posted by Diabeetus?
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Shit is real yo. I livin it every day, esse.
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Also,
“BTW, I have no idea if Caio is a homo, but being in Canada surrounded by his FREEDOM overlords, I wouldn’t be surprised.”
/fixed
And for the record I was just joking my support for the troops is so pure and dedicated I bought the special “bumper nuts” with the yellow support-the-troops ribbon painted on:
I WILL REMIND YOU THAT BUMPER NUTS ARE MADE IN THE USA LAND OF FREEDOM
Bumper nuts are made in the USA.
WE WILL NOT TIRE, WE WILL NOT FALTER, AND WE WILL NOT FAIL,
PEACE AND FREEDOM WILL PREVAIL.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
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bumper nutz ROCK!
overcompensating.com/posts/20080429.html
Look out everyone, Caio’s last statements prove that the pod people have gotten him!
Don’t fall asleep!
Oh, wait, most of you are already asleep.
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Now I understand, it was Chinese secret police making all that noise, not to distrack non-chinese gymnast, but to mask the gun shots. I should have known.
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Haha, I have broken Gor’s new stoic ePersona in less than a week.
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LOL
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Wait, what just happened? Are you two friends now!?!? I refuse to let this happen.
Gor, Caio called you a homosexual.
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FMS, I’m at work for 12 hours a day in which I spend about 10 of those hours serfing the interwebs and I much rather enjoy those 10 year than not. So I treat those that would rather argue over stupid shit as humorous court jesters, it’s especially more enjoyable they are angry types.
BTW, I have no idea if Caio is a homo, but being in Canada surrounded by his french overlords, I wouldn’t be surprised.
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of course, year = hours.
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China is not a communist country, but a fascist country. Naming it different doesn’t change the facts of organisation.
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Are fascism and communism exclusive?
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why compare fascism and communism on 2 seperate ends of the spectrum. Heads of state will control the population anyway. Why not just say that either way they are both on the opposite end of a government less society. They would be the extreme of control and the middle is where everyone should want things to be. Dont be slaves to a system that farms you to keep its wheels turning.
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There are a lot of posts on this thread and I’m not going to read all of them but I see that like 20 are by Gor so I’m just going to reiterate: I broke Gor’s new stoic ePersona in less than a week.
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Also, just to add: I don’t support the troops.
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Caio is just a pussy who hides behind his keyboard… its ok Caio when the shit gets real you can do what your people do best… tuck your tail between your legs and run…
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China is communist in name only.
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This wasn’t posted by Diabeetus?
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Shit is real yo. I livin it every day, esse.
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Also,
“BTW, I have no idea if Caio is a homo, but being in Canada surrounded by his FREEDOM overlords, I wouldn’t be surprised.”
/fixed
And for the record I was just joking my support for the troops is so pure and dedicated I bought the special “bumper nuts” with the yellow support-the-troops ribbon painted on:
I WILL REMIND YOU THAT BUMPER NUTS ARE MADE IN THE USA LAND OF FREEDOM
Bumper nuts are made in the USA.
WE WILL NOT TIRE, WE WILL NOT FALTER, AND WE WILL NOT FAIL,
PEACE AND FREEDOM WILL PREVAIL.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
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bumper nutz ROCK!
overcompensating.com/posts/20080429.html
Look out everyone, Caio’s last statements prove that the pod people have gotten him!
Don’t fall asleep!
Oh, wait, most of you are already asleep.
The Lulz
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Do it for them.
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I won’t let them down.
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if not for them… then for who?
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it would be more amusing if it wasn’t photoshopped… 8/
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I thought it was a shoop too, but it’s just that some of the letters are a little more shadowed then the others for some reason. Honestly, you cant really get close enough to tell if the spacing between letters is correct, either.
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Lulz is a real family name though… so there is a decent chance this is not a shop job.
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Actually a while ago in Calgary some guy named Lall (pronounced ‘lul’) killed his entire family. And remember old b-day when everyone thought moot was closing /b/? I was flipping around the tv and I happened to hit the news as they were announcing a memorial service for the Lalls and I laughed so hard I cried for, like, half an hour.
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It may be a real family name, but this is definitely a shoop. The name on the tombstone was originally Luiz, a Spanish name. Look at the second L in the name; there’s no serif on the lower right end of the letter, and it’s far too narrow. The spacing works perfectly if it’s a letter I, not for an L.
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@dorix: quite impressive
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I know. Please leave my internets with my secretary.
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@ Dorix – I see exactly what you’re talking about. Good spot.
I should also refrain from playing “Shop or Not” with no sleep apparently.
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I won’t let them down.
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if not for them… then for who?
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it would be more amusing if it wasn’t photoshopped… 8/
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I thought it was a shoop too, but it’s just that some of the letters are a little more shadowed then the others for some reason. Honestly, you cant really get close enough to tell if the spacing between letters is correct, either.
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Lulz is a real family name though… so there is a decent chance this is not a shop job.
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Actually a while ago in Calgary some guy named Lall (pronounced ‘lul’) killed his entire family. And remember old b-day when everyone thought moot was closing /b/? I was flipping around the tv and I happened to hit the news as they were announcing a memorial service for the Lalls and I laughed so hard I cried for, like, half an hour.
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It may be a real family name, but this is definitely a shoop. The name on the tombstone was originally Luiz, a Spanish name. Look at the second L in the name; there’s no serif on the lower right end of the letter, and it’s far too narrow. The spacing works perfectly if it’s a letter I, not for an L.
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@dorix: quite impressive
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I know. Please leave my internets with my secretary.
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@ Dorix – I see exactly what you’re talking about. Good spot.
I should also refrain from playing “Shop or Not” with no sleep apparently.
Lesbians!
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Not kissing you!
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women are evil.
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That’s Teen Girl Squad in college 
TGS — homestarrunner.com
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TGS RULEZ! hahaha
This comic is pretty funny. I am going to steal the “not kissing you” line.
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again, IF YOU WANT A WOMAN TO PLAY WITH YER HARBALLZ, YOU HAVE TO HOLD YOUR MONEY BEHIND YORU BALLSACK
but remember, never give them money, just use it as an illusion to get their pooty
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The corollary to what natedog is saying is: that for every rich douche with a trophy wife, there is a pool boy hitting it on the side.
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I, sir, am that poolboy.
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making me think about some lesbians I know
I must convert them to bisexuality
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
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i always suspect girls are kissing in public because they see a lot of it in porno. girls always emulate the porno, don’t they? how else do you explain how easy it is to get anal these days. i’ve even had an unsolicited atm. fucking bonkers.
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wow all you fail if you can’t say what this is from, or a take off of
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Simpsons did a similar joke with ellen degeneres and anne heche in the mel gibson episode
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Doctor Thompson, it’s by Patrick Alexander for Raymondo Person. Do I win now?
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Dyna, ATM’s are for getting money, NOT FOR BUTTSECKS
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women are evil.
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That’s Teen Girl Squad in college
TGS — homestarrunner.com
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TGS RULEZ! hahaha
This comic is pretty funny. I am going to steal the “not kissing you” line.
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again, IF YOU WANT A WOMAN TO PLAY WITH YER HARBALLZ, YOU HAVE TO HOLD YOUR MONEY BEHIND YORU BALLSACK
but remember, never give them money, just use it as an illusion to get their pooty
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The corollary to what natedog is saying is: that for every rich douche with a trophy wife, there is a pool boy hitting it on the side.
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I, sir, am that poolboy.
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making me think about some lesbians I know
I must convert them to bisexuality
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
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i always suspect girls are kissing in public because they see a lot of it in porno. girls always emulate the porno, don’t they? how else do you explain how easy it is to get anal these days. i’ve even had an unsolicited atm. fucking bonkers.
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wow all you fail if you can’t say what this is from, or a take off of
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Simpsons did a similar joke with ellen degeneres and anne heche in the mel gibson episode
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Doctor Thompson, it’s by Patrick Alexander for Raymondo Person. Do I win now?
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Dyna, ATM’s are for getting money, NOT FOR BUTTSECKS
I’m Stuffed
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Totally
From: bizarrocomic.blogspot.com/
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AND THEN DYNAMITE GOES BOOM!
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That’s funny… I was thinking about submitting this but didn’t figure it would be received well… dry pun like humor and all.
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AND THEN DYNAMITE GOES BOOM!
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That’s funny… I was thinking about submitting this but didn’t figure it would be received well… dry pun like humor and all.
Croc=Death
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doesn’t say anything’s wrong with jumping BOTH fences…
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That’s because if you jump both fences, the croc is impressed and gives you a cookie for your accomplishment. All the other losers failed and got eaten.
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3rd sign from the top is an amputated centaur with a big penis.
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If you do what’s pictured in the second pic it isn’t the croc that kills you. It’s Greenpeace. They don’t take too kindly to you litterin’ types.
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croc says Om Nom Nom Nom
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doesn’t say anything’s wrong with jumping BOTH fences…
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That’s because if you jump both fences, the croc is impressed and gives you a cookie for your accomplishment. All the other losers failed and got eaten.
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3rd sign from the top is an amputated centaur with a big penis.
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If you do what’s pictured in the second pic it isn’t the croc that kills you. It’s Greenpeace. They don’t take too kindly to you litterin’ types.
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croc says Om Nom Nom Nom
Soulmates
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If you’re going to off yourself then don’t do something stupid like that. All you’re going to do is drown which is a horrible way to die. So a word of advice, if you’re going to off yourself just blow out your brains and if you’re willing to torture like in the picture here, make it as messy as possible. I do have to give this guy creativity points though.
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@Exacerbate
I see what you’re saying, but how the hell can a fish blow it’s brains out?
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@Exacerbate
As fun as it might be to see my mom’s face when she walks into the room and sees the mess I made, since I can’t be there to see it… I think I’d find some other way to off myself… like living a really long time.
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Aspixiation (not the same as an ass fixation) is supposedly one of the most humane and peaceful ways to go…
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^Asphyxiation
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Autoerotic asphyxiation, that’s the way to go!
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i almost drown’d twice before i was 11
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“Autoerotic asphyxiation”? People like that want stringing up!
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I didn’t even think suicide when I looked at this pic. I thought it was 2 beings trying to be together; though obviously they would die if they succeeded. but I didn’t think that suicide was the main point.
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I saw this picture a few years ago… and it really is about suicide… idk WHY it was given an assinine name like ‘soul mates’.
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Exacerbate, blowing your brains out is really an ass hole thing to do. Someone has to clean up that mess.
Also, you could just end up a veggy.
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If you’re going to off yourself then don’t do something stupid like that. All you’re going to do is drown which is a horrible way to die. So a word of advice, if you’re going to off yourself just blow out your brains and if you’re willing to torture like in the picture here, make it as messy as possible. I do have to give this guy creativity points though.
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@Exacerbate
I see what you’re saying, but how the hell can a fish blow it’s brains out?
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@Exacerbate
As fun as it might be to see my mom’s face when she walks into the room and sees the mess I made, since I can’t be there to see it… I think I’d find some other way to off myself… like living a really long time.
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Aspixiation (not the same as an ass fixation) is supposedly one of the most humane and peaceful ways to go…
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^Asphyxiation
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Autoerotic asphyxiation, that’s the way to go!
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i almost drown’d twice before i was 11
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“Autoerotic asphyxiation”? People like that want stringing up!
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I didn’t even think suicide when I looked at this pic. I thought it was 2 beings trying to be together; though obviously they would die if they succeeded. but I didn’t think that suicide was the main point.
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I saw this picture a few years ago… and it really is about suicide… idk WHY it was given an assinine name like ‘soul mates’.
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Exacerbate, blowing your brains out is really an ass hole thing to do. Someone has to clean up that mess.
Also, you could just end up a veggy.
Donald Duck Suicide
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DO IT FAGGOT
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Goddamnit, that’s what I was going to say. >: (
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Become an hero!
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do eet
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…cuz life is the game that you can’t win, and you deserve a headstart to where your life’s goin…
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Nooooooo…Donald! The 7th ring is really Hell. Just have a go w/ Daisy and ride the tempest.
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Hes saying though his teeth “why so serious”
thats the first thing that came to mind.
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Boom, headshot.
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Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see . . .
That suicide is painless it brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.
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The game of life is hard to play
I’m going to lose it anyway
the losing card I’ll someday lay
so this is all I have to say
Suicide is painless
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is this what network tv shows to kids ??? rofl
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DO IT FAGGOT
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Goddamnit, that’s what I was going to say. >: (
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Become an hero!
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do eet
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…cuz life is the game that you can’t win, and you deserve a headstart to where your life’s goin…
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Nooooooo…Donald! The 7th ring is really Hell. Just have a go w/ Daisy and ride the tempest.
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Hes saying though his teeth “why so serious”
thats the first thing that came to mind.
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Boom, headshot.
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Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see . . .
That suicide is painless it brings on many changes
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The game of life is hard to play
I’m going to lose it anyway
the losing card I’ll someday lay
so this is all I have to saySuicide is painless
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is this what network tv shows to kids ??? rofl
Painted skulls
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Apparently for The Dia De Los Muertos festival.
Taken in a place with no name from ink & iron at the queen mary.
www.flickr.com/photos/smalldogs
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nyokki, is this your flickr account your raiding? did you take those pictures from outerspace?
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SO Cute! I want them all!
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No, not mine. It’s a cousin of my oldest son’s soon-to-be-wife-I-hope.
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DO IT FAGGOT
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I want the green and black one in the center three rows back.
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They all look like theyre looking right at me o_o
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aren’t these sugar skulls?
apparently the color combinations are supposed to mean things, like black and green (the one Marrock likes) is a way of showing respect for your elders. or something. i’m too tired to wiki.
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I can’t decide if a skull should look so festive. I generally like my skulls dark and bleak, these guys look way to cheery…except for the orange one a few rows back on the right, he looks like he’s about to scream, I like him.
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the color combinations does not mean anything, the folclor of painting the skull is just to celebrate death in a funny way
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nyokki, is this your flickr account your raiding? did you take those pictures from outerspace?
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SO Cute! I want them all!
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No, not mine. It’s a cousin of my oldest son’s soon-to-be-wife-I-hope.
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DO IT FAGGOT
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I want the green and black one in the center three rows back.
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They all look like theyre looking right at me o_o
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aren’t these sugar skulls?
apparently the color combinations are supposed to mean things, like black and green (the one Marrock likes) is a way of showing respect for your elders. or something. i’m too tired to wiki.
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I can’t decide if a skull should look so festive. I generally like my skulls dark and bleak, these guys look way to cheery…except for the orange one a few rows back on the right, he looks like he’s about to scream, I like him.
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the color combinations does not mean anything, the folclor of painting the skull is just to celebrate death in a funny way
water front property for sale
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Yup- that’s why I bought a home on a HILL. I’m 300′ above any flood.
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But it will collapse into the water from the erosion in 15 years.
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Wait nevermind. For some reason I thought you said cliff.
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Haha! I love living on a hill and not needing flood insurance.
Of course, I have to have mine subsidence insurance instead… Still, haha!
Until I fall into a coal mine.
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Yup- that’s why I bought a home on a HILL. I’m 300′ above any flood.
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But it will collapse into the water from the erosion in 15 years.
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Wait nevermind. For some reason I thought you said cliff.
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Haha! I love living on a hill and not needing flood insurance.
Of course, I have to have mine subsidence insurance instead… Still, haha!
Until I fall into a coal mine.
super hot race car
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Thats how i drive all my cars, for i am Thrella, ACTION MAN!
Also is that a Fiat?
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Fiat? As a former Fiat and current Lancia owner, I don’t think Fiat has made anything that sexxxy since the 60s, and thats just a maybe….looks to be a Ferrari Scaglietti, but could be wrong…
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Yep, it’s a Scaglietti. What a shame that it’s on fire 
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Rubbish, it’s not a Scaglietti, it’s a 599 GTB Fiorano.
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I dunno why i just thought it looked like a Coupe at 1st sight.
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Yup a Fiat.
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Smokin!
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lol. It’s going to cost more to fix up a Fiorano than it was to actually buy it.
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“dude, like, you said you wanted realistic flames on the front of your car- why are you crying?”
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As a former fiat owner and current lancia owner your opinions on cars don’t matter because both you and those vehicles are sooooooo very gay.
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599 GTB Fiorano’s have some problem where they burst into flames. I believe a few have done this.
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i thought it was a pacer.
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Who cares, a cage is a cage.
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My favorite ferrari right now
also their most powerful car currently in production
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my favourite ferrari still remains the Maranello 575 GTC. one sexy beast, that.
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Thats how i drive all my cars, for i am Thrella, ACTION MAN!
Also is that a Fiat?
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Fiat? As a former Fiat and current Lancia owner, I don’t think Fiat has made anything that sexxxy since the 60s, and thats just a maybe….looks to be a Ferrari Scaglietti, but could be wrong…
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Yep, it’s a Scaglietti. What a shame that it’s on fire
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Rubbish, it’s not a Scaglietti, it’s a 599 GTB Fiorano.
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I dunno why i just thought it looked like a Coupe at 1st sight.
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Yup a Fiat.
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Smokin!
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lol. It’s going to cost more to fix up a Fiorano than it was to actually buy it.
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“dude, like, you said you wanted realistic flames on the front of your car- why are you crying?”
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As a former fiat owner and current lancia owner your opinions on cars don’t matter because both you and those vehicles are sooooooo very gay.
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599 GTB Fiorano’s have some problem where they burst into flames. I believe a few have done this.
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i thought it was a pacer.
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Who cares, a cage is a cage.
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My favorite ferrari right now
also their most powerful car currently in production
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my favourite ferrari still remains the Maranello 575 GTC. one sexy beast, that.
September 11, 2008 at 4:51 am
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
September 11, 2008 at 7:02 am
What an original,humorous and insightful comment.
September 11, 2008 at 7:29 am
*bows*
I do try, really, I do.
wait… do guys smell that? smells like… SARCASM!
September 11, 2008 at 8:10 am
All I smell is shit. . .
Oh. . . Must have dropped out of your mouth when you took that bow. . .
September 11, 2008 at 10:13 am
They were 767s, not 747s.
September 12, 2008 at 10:00 pm
repost image is a repost?
September 17, 2012 at 8:10 pm
Sick cunt